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Clips from #BlackAF - because of slavery too (S01E01)

TV Series 2020 Season 1, Episode 2 36 min ★ 6.8/10 (5,690 ratings) 784 clips
Comedy

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Chain's gone. Found a buyer.
"Chain's gone. Found a buyer."
#BlackAF
-That I love. -Okay. My point exactly.
"-That I love. -Okay. My point exactly."
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[Kenya] Where-- Where's your Mom?
"[Kenya] Where-- Where's your Mom?"
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I'll give you two guesses.
"I'll give you two guesses."
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I know 20 years from now, it'll make me the person that I am,
"I know 20 years from now, it'll make me the person that I am,"
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Guys, guys, can you please stop this?
"Guys, guys, can you please stop this?"
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-This family's sick. -[Kenya] Pops, calm down, bro.
"-This family's sick. -[Kenya] Pops, calm down, bro."
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I'd do that, but the boys are boys, Dad, and Marlboro is an all-girls school.
"I'd do that, but the boys are boys, Dad, and Marlboro is an all-girls school."
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-You've no friends 'cause of this person. -[Drea scoffs] Whatever.
"-You've no friends 'cause of this person. -[Drea scoffs] Whatever."
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-She's got a point! -Boom.
"-She's got a point! -Boom."
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[Joya] Morning, family!
"[Joya] Morning, family!"
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He knows where you go to school,
"He knows where you go to school,"
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I mean, drinks with Janelle Monáe courtside Lakers' seats...
"I mean, drinks with Janelle Monáe courtside Lakers' seats..."
#BlackAF
I can't believe I thought you actually had my back.
"I can't believe I thought you actually had my back."
#BlackAF
"I'm the little white man who's gonna interrupt the guy
""I'm the little white man who's gonna interrupt the guy"
#BlackAF
You know the reason I don't go to those games is because of you.
"You know the reason I don't go to those games is because of you."
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but I heard that you don't have to really get scared until they stop fighting.
"but I heard that you don't have to really get scared until they stop fighting."
#BlackAF
I'm sorry. Am I not allowed self-care?
"I'm sorry. Am I not allowed self-care?"
#BlackAF
that for every minute a woman works out,
"that for every minute a woman works out,"
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This is self-preservation. This is for us.
"This is self-preservation. This is for us."
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but then tomorrow it's back to school, right, bud?
"but then tomorrow it's back to school, right, bud?"
#BlackAF
Remember she taught him how to speak Spanish?
"Remember she taught him how to speak Spanish?"
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[Danny] VIP, baby!
"[Danny] VIP, baby!"
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and all I get is a Gildan tank top and a fanny pack?
"and all I get is a Gildan tank top and a fanny pack?"
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I never have to front money for you again.
"I never have to front money for you again."
#BlackAF
Okay. Can I get that, please?
"Okay. Can I get that, please?"
#BlackAF
I mean, they pretty much stick it in your mouth when you walk in.
"I mean, they pretty much stick it in your mouth when you walk in."
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that as much as we loved you guys,
"that as much as we loved you guys,"
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then went, got some drinks,
"then went, got some drinks,"
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I... I enjoyed it. Um, it was a place you got movies,
"I... I enjoyed it. Um, it was a place you got movies,"
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-Hell of a night, though. Honestly. -[sighing]
"-Hell of a night, though. Honestly. -[sighing]"
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knowing that it's probably
"knowing that it's probably"
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the last time you're gonna see her before Child Services rips her from your arms.
"the last time you're gonna see her before Child Services rips her from your arms."
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As amazing of a drug as it was...
"As amazing of a drug as it was..."
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Think so.
"Think so."
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Oh, no, he's not black. He's Armenian.
"Oh, no, he's not black. He's Armenian."
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It's an Armenian coffee shop that used to be an old Togo's,
"It's an Armenian coffee shop that used to be an old Togo's,"
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without any repercussions too.
"without any repercussions too."
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Does keeping your job fall under that umbrella?
"Does keeping your job fall under that umbrella?"
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[exhales]
"[exhales]"
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So, um, if anything happened to Kenya, um...
"So, um, if anything happened to Kenya, um..."
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What's up, man?
"What's up, man?"
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Sweet.
"Sweet."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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-[Danny] This is bad. -[Joya] No, it's okay.
"-[Danny] This is bad. -[Joya] No, it's okay."
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[Danny] This is bad.
"[Danny] This is bad."
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-[car door slams] -[Danny] Thank God. Get back here.
"-[car door slams] -[Danny] Thank God. Get back here."
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-Don't wave at him. -[Danny] Okay, sorry! Sorry!
"-Don't wave at him. -[Danny] Okay, sorry! Sorry!"
#BlackAF
You know what? No, you're probably right.
"You know what? No, you're probably right."
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Yeah, I told you she was coming over today.
"Yeah, I told you she was coming over today."
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Why don't you take the next four hours to pick out a t-shirt?
"Why don't you take the next four hours to pick out a t-shirt?"
#BlackAF
♪ You know it's Baby, nigga ♪
"♪ You know it's Baby, nigga ♪"
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♪ She wanna fuck with me But I don't got the time ♪
"♪ She wanna fuck with me But I don't got the time ♪"
#BlackAF
[crowd cheering]
"[crowd cheering]"
#BlackAF
It was so lit. [chuckles]
"It was so lit. [chuckles]"
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-Thank you. -Oh, my God, dude!
"-Thank you. -Oh, my God, dude!"
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Fucking Molly is the shit!
"Fucking Molly is the shit!"
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It's the shit, but this is us. This is not Molly!
"It's the shit, but this is us. This is not Molly!"
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to the people who brought their parents out.
"to the people who brought their parents out."
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[mouthing]
"[mouthing]"
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Oh, my God. You feel those nerve-endings just popping off right now?
"Oh, my God. You feel those nerve-endings just popping off right now?"
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[music continues]
"[music continues]"
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-Hey, Dad! -Hey, Bearby, how's it going?
"-Hey, Dad! -Hey, Bearby, how's it going?"
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Yeah. Well, we were.
"Yeah. Well, we were."
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[Kenya] Yes, she's fine! Your mother's fine.
"[Kenya] Yes, she's fine! Your mother's fine."
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She's a professional who gave up her career to take care of you,
"She's a professional who gave up her career to take care of you,"
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-You're a dick. You're a dick. -Okay, I'm gonna go.
"-You're a dick. You're a dick. -Okay, I'm gonna go."
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No.
"No."
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♪ Move to the top floor And flew in my dresser ♪
"♪ Move to the top floor And flew in my dresser ♪"
#BlackAF
♪ My bitches hustle Make money together ♪
"♪ My bitches hustle Make money together ♪"
#BlackAF
Will you fucking stop this? Seriously.
"Will you fucking stop this? Seriously."
#BlackAF
Yes, they do, dude. I just read it on Bundleofbrittany's comment page.
"Yes, they do, dude. I just read it on Bundleofbrittany's comment page."
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She's a vegan food blogger from, like, upper Sacramento.
"She's a vegan food blogger from, like, upper Sacramento."
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I think that she was high.
"I think that she was high."
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My Molly is wearing off.
"My Molly is wearing off."
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-What the fuck is going on? -Just say yes!
"-What the fuck is going on? -Just say yes!"
#BlackAF
♪ Walk up in this bitch like woah Pull up on the set like hol up ♪
"♪ Walk up in this bitch like woah Pull up on the set like hol up ♪"
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Babe.
"Babe."
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Drink this. Babe, drink this.
"Drink this. Babe, drink this."
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You don't need any more Molly or anything else!
"You don't need any more Molly or anything else!"
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Ooh!
"Ooh!"
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It's hot as hell in here. You need to stay hydrated.
"It's hot as hell in here. You need to stay hydrated."
#BlackAF
-Oh my God. -[normal] You're such a little bitch!
"-Oh my God. -[normal] You're such a little bitch!"
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-No-- -Talk to everyone?
"-No-- -Talk to everyone?"
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-Bad things happen here. -[Joya whoops]
"-Bad things happen here. -[Joya whoops]"
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Yo, can I get like two-- No, three waters please?
"Yo, can I get like two-- No, three waters please?"
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So I have something that I want to tell you.
"So I have something that I want to tell you."
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I was high.
"I was high."
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My friend got weed from this guy she knows and she brought it with us.
"My friend got weed from this guy she knows and she brought it with us."
#BlackAF
Dad, I don't know if you know this or not,
"Dad, I don't know if you know this or not,"
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You know, trying to tell your dad you're high is kinda rough.
"You know, trying to tell your dad you're high is kinda rough."
#BlackAF
Yeah, I bet, especially when you're dressed like--
"Yeah, I bet, especially when you're dressed like--"
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and what you paid me.
"and what you paid me."
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If I'm being honest,
"If I'm being honest,"
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I mean, I don't love it, but I like it.
"I mean, I don't love it, but I like it."
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You know, but the thing is, as a black girl,
"You know, but the thing is, as a black girl,"
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It's something totally different!
"It's something totally different!"
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or a rapper, or a drug dealer.
"or a rapper, or a drug dealer."
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everyone's looking at us ready to pounce.
"everyone's looking at us ready to pounce."
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-Thank you for telling me the truth. -[Chloe] No problem.
"-Thank you for telling me the truth. -[Chloe] No problem."
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[Chloe] So you really like my hair?
"[Chloe] So you really like my hair?"
#BlackAF
[Kenya] I don't love your hair, but it's kinda cute.
"[Kenya] I don't love your hair, but it's kinda cute."
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[Chloe] Well, in that case, I don't love your chain.
"[Chloe] Well, in that case, I don't love your chain."
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-She's always on that bullshit. -No, no.
"-She's always on that bullshit. -No, no."
#BlackAF
Thank you, that means everything.
"Thank you, that means everything."
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But I'm only telling you the truth because we don't lie to each other, right?
"But I'm only telling you the truth because we don't lie to each other, right?"
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For your father? Yes.
"For your father? Yes."
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But if you ever get high again, I'm killing you.
"But if you ever get high again, I'm killing you."
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[Chloe laughs] Okay.
"[Chloe laughs] Okay."
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[laughing and chattering]
"[laughing and chattering]"
#BlackAF
Doughnut?
"Doughnut?"
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And always wear a chain.
"And always wear a chain."
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Martin Luther King, chain.
"Martin Luther King, chain."
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Yo, how many doughnuts have you had today, bro?
"Yo, how many doughnuts have you had today, bro?"
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-He's got a problem. -Really big problem.
"-He's got a problem. -Really big problem."
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♪ Yeah ♪
"♪ Yeah ♪"
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♪ Ho ♪
"♪ Ho ♪"
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♪ Yeah ♪
"♪ Yeah ♪"
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♪ Fuck everything else Win, win, win, win  ♪
"♪ Fuck everything else Win, win, win, win  ♪"
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♪ Win, these niggas ain't shit ♪
"♪ Win, these niggas ain't shit ♪"
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