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Clips from #BlackAF - because of slavery (S01E01)

TV Series 2020 Season 1, Episode 1 36 min ★ 6.8/10 (5,690 ratings) 830 clips
Comedy
["Super Rich Kids" by Frank Ocean playing]
"["Super Rich Kids" by Frank Ocean playing]"
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So I'm making this documentary as a part of my application
"So I'm making this documentary as a part of my application"
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[Drea] If this looks like another douchebag shot
"[Drea] If this looks like another douchebag shot"
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♪ I'm kind of like a big deal ♪
"♪ I'm kind of like a big deal ♪"
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Actually, everything he's ever done has been black stuff
"Actually, everything he's ever done has been black stuff"
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God, he's such a one-trick pony.
"God, he's such a one-trick pony."
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We should take a week off, I think.
"We should take a week off, I think."
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He's not a one-trick pony.
"He's not a one-trick pony."
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I've been great. I didn't see you in there.
"I've been great. I didn't see you in there."
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{\an8}You know, don't believe everything you read.
"{\an8}You know, don't believe everything you read."
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{\an8}-Wow-- Wow! Nice car! -Is that your car?
"{\an8}-Wow-- Wow! Nice car! -Is that your car?"
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{\an8}[chuckles] That's-- That's very funny.
"{\an8}[chuckles] That's-- That's very funny."
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{\an8}You work hard. You deserve a car like this.
"{\an8}You work hard. You deserve a car like this."
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♪ You either with me or ♪
"♪ You either with me or ♪"
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♪ Yeah ♪
"♪ Yeah ♪"
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There's my dad, writing in the middle of the family room,
"There's my dad, writing in the middle of the family room,"
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[kids laughing]
"[kids laughing]"
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Plus the sommelier had to break up two fights that our kids were having.
"Plus the sommelier had to break up two fights that our kids were having."
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but I don't wanna care, but I have to care.
"but I don't wanna care, but I have to care."
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This is White Gaze.
"This is White Gaze."
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I always do that.
"I always do that."
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-[Joya] Mm-hmm. -If I drove a car like that,
"-[Joya] Mm-hmm. -If I drove a car like that,"
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[Joya] Mm-hmm.
"[Joya] Mm-hmm."
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Boss shit!
"Boss shit!"
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I know, but I'm just saying,
"I know, but I'm just saying,"
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-My grandfather loved sweatsuits. -Your grandfather?
"-My grandfather loved sweatsuits. -Your grandfather?"
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[Joya] Right...
"[Joya] Right..."
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Him and the rest of his...
"Him and the rest of his..."
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They're turning me into a peacock, Jo. You're next.
"They're turning me into a peacock, Jo. You're next."
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-You get nothing ever again. -What?
"-You get nothing ever again. -What?"
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I want to tell him, and I'd like you to listen.  Okay?
"I want to tell him, and I'd like you to listen.  Okay?"
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You know, actually, if I'm being honest, it's kind of calming.
"You know, actually, if I'm being honest, it's kind of calming."
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It's best just to nod and pretend like you're paying attention.
"It's best just to nod and pretend like you're paying attention."
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[Drea] So there we were, broke, uneducated,
"[Drea] So there we were, broke, uneducated,"
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for 400 years, had oppressed us.
"for 400 years, had oppressed us."
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[Joya] Right.
"[Joya] Right."
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You know how hard it is to keep all this up?
"You know how hard it is to keep all this up?"
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I know how important it is to you.
"I know how important it is to you."
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Trust something that comes in two and a half hours to my house?
"Trust something that comes in two and a half hours to my house?"
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but what black people went through, your people,
"but what black people went through, your people,"
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{\an8}Hot, hard, ill, swaggy, icy, Gucci.
"{\an8}Hot, hard, ill, swaggy, icy, Gucci."
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[laughs]
"[laughs]"
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-It was three pairs-- -And a sweater you don't know about. Um...
"-It was three pairs-- -And a sweater you don't know about. Um..."
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[Kenya] Should I get rid of the NS-flexing?
"[Kenya] Should I get rid of the NS-flexing?"
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♪ Nobody knows What awaits for the dead ♪
"♪ Nobody knows What awaits for the dead ♪"
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[hip-hop playing]
"[hip-hop playing]"
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The man just has what he calls "athleisure wear"
"The man just has what he calls "athleisure wear""
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Fifty you miss.
"Fifty you miss."
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{\an8}Okay, Dad, so we've covered your clothes,
"{\an8}Okay, Dad, so we've covered your clothes,"
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I mean, if I had maybe talked to a lawyer here or there--
"I mean, if I had maybe talked to a lawyer here or there--"
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Seriously, you ungrateful little shit,
"Seriously, you ungrateful little shit,"
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[Drea] Ah...
"[Drea] Ah..."
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Someone needs to go shopping.
"Someone needs to go shopping."
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Shopping.
"Shopping."
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You want me to talk to him?
"You want me to talk to him?"
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You know, I'm getting a call. I'll call back, sir.
"You know, I'm getting a call. I'll call back, sir."
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Okay, so I need your opinion on something.
"Okay, so I need your opinion on something."
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Yeah, I can see you dyed it. Why-- Why would you do that?
"Yeah, I can see you dyed it. Why-- Why would you do that?"
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-You're such a dick! -You--
"-You're such a dick! -You--"
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Do you know what Chloe did?
"Do you know what Chloe did?"
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Wait, yes. Hold on.
"Wait, yes. Hold on."
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But if I don't know what Chloe's done,
"But if I don't know what Chloe's done,"
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He must be getting that from Instagram comments,
"He must be getting that from Instagram comments,"
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But, I mean, he's absolutely right.
"But, I mean, he's absolutely right."
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practically lives in Fashion Nova, just textbook thottage.
"practically lives in Fashion Nova, just textbook thottage."
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[Kenya] Yo, what's up, birthday boy? How was school?
"[Kenya] Yo, what's up, birthday boy? How was school?"
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Deep breath. There you go. Feel better?
"Deep breath. There you go. Feel better?"
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-Uh, excuse me. I still am a lawyer. -We're in the middle of an interview.
"-Uh, excuse me. I still am a lawyer. -We're in the middle of an interview."
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Still in very good standing with the California Bar Association,
"Still in very good standing with the California Bar Association,"
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an active member.
"an active member."
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I'm pretty sure I'm the first black woman to do that,
"I'm pretty sure I'm the first black woman to do that,"
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I don't know too much about kids, but he speaks really well for his age.
"I don't know too much about kids, but he speaks really well for his age."
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[Joya sighing]
"[Joya sighing]"
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Izzy, do you want to explain why your face is blurred?
"Izzy, do you want to explain why your face is blurred?"
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Dad's just going to take this footage and sell it.
"Dad's just going to take this footage and sell it."
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[chuckles] Excuse me. When he does,
"[chuckles] Excuse me. When he does,"
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Since you're Izzy's legal guardian,
"Since you're Izzy's legal guardian,"
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[chatter continues on TV]
"[chatter continues on TV]"
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[Drea sighs]
"[Drea sighs]"
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It's only gonna get worse from here.
"It's only gonna get worse from here."
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["Mo Bamba" by Sheck Wes playing]
"["Mo Bamba" by Sheck Wes playing]"
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♪ A young nigga phone ♪
"♪ A young nigga phone ♪"
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Okay, so Mom, maybe you wanna just, like,
"Okay, so Mom, maybe you wanna just, like,"
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Right! Sorry. Okay.
"Right! Sorry. Okay."
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Kara has just moved out here because she got a big job with Greenpeace,
"Kara has just moved out here because she got a big job with Greenpeace,"
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and I just thought, if I ever want to start practicing law again,
"and I just thought, if I ever want to start practicing law again,"
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[scoffs]
"[scoffs]"
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[Joya] Oh, yeah.
"[Joya] Oh, yeah."
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Oh, stop it. You know I'm petty. I don't try to hide that fact.
"Oh, stop it. You know I'm petty. I don't try to hide that fact."
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Just, downsizing to a smaller house,
"Just, downsizing to a smaller house,"
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I don't know, she was...
"I don't know, she was..."
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I just always remembered you, like, defending the bad guys.
"I just always remembered you, like, defending the bad guys."
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Bobby! Bobby D! Bo--
"Bobby! Bobby D! Bo--"
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He didn't see me.
"He didn't see me."
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Yes.
"Yes."
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Yes, we're gonna take a nice, long,
"Yes, we're gonna take a nice, long,"
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But our therapist said that the open road can be a great release for a relationship.
"But our therapist said that the open road can be a great release for a relationship."
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[stammering] I'm sorry, I-- I meant, that's--
"[stammering] I'm sorry, I-- I meant, that's--"
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[Kenya] Whoa.
"[Kenya] Whoa."
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That's always good.
"That's always good."
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San Francisco's supposed to be great.
"San Francisco's supposed to be great."
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and unlimited beverages as long as you bring your own Thermos.
"and unlimited beverages as long as you bring your own Thermos."
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So, hold on, I have to bring a Thermos to a game?
"So, hold on, I have to bring a Thermos to a game?"
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[Kara] I don't think this trip is really their speed.
"[Kara] I don't think this trip is really their speed."
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Oh! This is my daughter calling from USC film school.
"Oh! This is my daughter calling from USC film school."
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-Hi, babe! -[Chloe] Hey, Mom.
"-Hi, babe! -[Chloe] Hey, Mom."
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[John] She's really grown up. Hey!
"[John] She's really grown up. Hey!"
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-So hip-hop, girl. -Lit!
"-So hip-hop, girl. -Lit!"
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I just-- You know, that she's, like...
"I just-- You know, that she's, like..."
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We're not fucking with a yurt,
"We're not fucking with a yurt,"
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-Yeah, that's not our parents. -No.
"-Yeah, that's not our parents. -No."
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[laughter continues]
"[laughter continues]"
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-So... we should skedaddle. -Yeah.
"-So... we should skedaddle. -Yeah."
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Please take care of him.
"Please take care of him."
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You know what?
"You know what?"
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Congratulations. Coming to America. Incredible.
"Congratulations. Coming to America. Incredible."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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to NYU Film School next year.
"to NYU Film School next year."
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But I didn't ask my dad for any of this.
"But I didn't ask my dad for any of this."
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A seven-man camera crew, really?
"A seven-man camera crew, really?"
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