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Clips from #BlackAF - yo, between you and me... this is because of slavery (S01E01)

TV Series 2020 Season 1, Episode 5 36 min ★ 6.8/10 (5,690 ratings) 1,207 clips
Comedy

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And me and my dad clearly did not.
"And me and my dad clearly did not."
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[mouthing] What... the FUCK... is happening?
"[mouthing] What... the FUCK... is happening?"
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♪ You either with me or against me, ho ♪
"♪ You either with me or against me, ho ♪"
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♪ Wait ♪
"♪ Wait ♪"
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Let's go, let's go now!
"Let's go, let's go now!"
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[Joya] Whoo!
"[Joya] Whoo!"
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-Yo! Game changer, right? -Yo!
"-Yo! Game changer, right? -Yo!"
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Yeah, the game has definitely been changed.
"Yeah, the game has definitely been changed."
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-I mean, fucking fuck! -Yeah.
"-I mean, fucking fuck! -Yeah."
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It was like a tour de force of radical poignancy.
"It was like a tour de force of radical poignancy."
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-This was. -A hundred percent.
"-This was. -A hundred percent."
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-Yes. -Hey, Kenya, this is the type of film
"-Yes. -Hey, Kenya, this is the type of film"
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-people need to see right now. -This... is.
"-people need to see right now. -This... is."
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-A hundred percent. -Yeah, one hundred--
"-A hundred percent. -Yeah, one hundred--"
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Everybody's so juiced that you are doing the panel next week.
"Everybody's so juiced that you are doing the panel next week."
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-Everybody knows? -Everybody. It's gonna be litty!
"-Everybody knows? -Everybody. It's gonna be litty!"
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-Litty. So every-- so everybody knows? -[laughing] My guy!
"-Litty. So every-- so everybody knows? -[laughing] My guy!"
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So, the director of this film [bleep]
"So, the director of this film [bleep]"
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asked my dad to introduce it in front of an audience
"asked my dad to introduce it in front of an audience"
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of peers, critics and fans
"of peers, critics and fans"
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My dad agreed. My dad agrees to everything.
"My dad agreed. My dad agrees to everything."
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I just heard he's doing a David Alan Grier biopic.
"I just heard he's doing a David Alan Grier biopic."
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It's basically the Buckwheat prequel.
"It's basically the Buckwheat prequel."
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-Okay. -My guy!
"-Okay. -My guy!"
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We have to-- My guy.
"We have to-- My guy."
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Oh. And if you've noticed,
"Oh. And if you've noticed,"
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I'm bleeping out the names of any actual artists or artists' work
"I'm bleeping out the names of any actual artists or artists' work"
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due to the fact that my dad is in this industry,
"due to the fact that my dad is in this industry,"
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and it's how he takes care of my mother and five siblings.
"and it's how he takes care of my mother and five siblings."
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and I'd rather not have to change my entire name.
"and I'd rather not have to change my entire name."
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It's called Lawyer, Wife, Mother of Six.
"It's called Lawyer, Wife, Mother of Six."
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It got into Stedman's hands,
"It got into Stedman's hands,"
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so it's like one step away. But I'll let you know.
"so it's like one step away. But I'll let you know."
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-I'll hit you up on DM. -Okay. She will.
"-I'll hit you up on DM. -Okay. She will."
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-Why are you rushing me? Damn! -[Kenya] We have to go.
"-Why are you rushing me? Damn! -[Kenya] We have to go."
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-We have that thing. -[Joya] What thing?
"-We have that thing. -[Joya] What thing?"
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[Kenya] That thing we have to go to.
"[Kenya] That thing we have to go to."
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You cannot do that panel, Dad.
"You cannot do that panel, Dad."
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-I definitely can't do that panel, right? -No.
"-I definitely can't do that panel, right? -No."
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-Did you see the movie? -Yeah, I saw it.
"-Did you see the movie? -Yeah, I saw it."
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So, then you understand why I can't do the panel.
"So, then you understand why I can't do the panel."
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Wait, I'm sorry.
"Wait, I'm sorry."
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Did you like the movie?
"Did you like the movie?"
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Yeah, I liked it. I thought it was good.
"Yeah, I liked it. I thought it was good."
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I thought the cast was good,
"I thought the cast was good,"
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[Drea and Kenya] You liked the writing?
"[Drea and Kenya] You liked the writing?"
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Relax, okay?
"Relax, okay?"
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I don't watch movies like you guys watch movies.
"I don't watch movies like you guys watch movies."
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-You mean lucidly? -With the tiniest amount of discernment.
"-You mean lucidly? -With the tiniest amount of discernment."
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No, with a giant stick up my ass.
"No, with a giant stick up my ass."
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I watch movies for pure entertainment. That's it.
"I watch movies for pure entertainment. That's it."
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You look cute and I'm so turned off by you right now.
"You look cute and I'm so turned off by you right now."
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You know what I liked about it,
"You know what I liked about it,"
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is you just don't see black characters in movies like that.
"is you just don't see black characters in movies like that."
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Oh, my God!
"Oh, my God!"
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Dad, I just want you to know
"Dad, I just want you to know"
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that when you guys split up, I'm going with you.
"that when you guys split up, I'm going with you."
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You know I do.
"You know I do."
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Uh, first of all, there was five characters named Bobby.
"Uh, first of all, there was five characters named Bobby."
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For the entire 25-minute Roscoe wait,
"For the entire 25-minute Roscoe wait,"
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I broke down everything that was wrong with the movie.
"I broke down everything that was wrong with the movie."
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Exactly.
"Exactly."
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to plot points missed, to lazy direction.
"to plot points missed, to lazy direction."
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should be set on fire, man, woman, or child.
"should be set on fire, man, woman, or child."
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[grunts frustratedly]
"[grunts frustratedly]"
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-[Pops] Dad. -[Kenya] What's up?
"-[Pops] Dad. -[Kenya] What's up?"
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-Can I ask you a question? -Yeah.
"-Can I ask you a question? -Yeah."
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There's this girl at school, and...
"There's this girl at school, and..."
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-[Kenya] Hold on. -Never mind.
"-[Kenya] Hold on. -Never mind."
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Go.
"Go."
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I want to hear it.
"I want to hear it."
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Okay, so, there's this girl at school and I really like her.
"Okay, so, there's this girl at school and I really like her."
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Yo, Dad, you have to this. [bleep] got a 99 on Rotten Tomatoes.
"Yo, Dad, you have to this. [bleep] got a 99 on Rotten Tomatoes."
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Hold on. What? Oh, my God. Move, dude.
"Hold on. What? Oh, my God. Move, dude."
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Move! What's this? Look!
"Move! What's this? Look!"
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-What is happening? -I-- I don't know.
"-What is happening? -I-- I don't know."
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-Yeah. Okay, the consensus-- -Dad...
"-Yeah. Okay, the consensus-- -Dad..."
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Please. Just one second.
"Please. Just one second."
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of radical poignancy that America needs right now.
"of radical poignancy that America needs right now."
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What? [scoffs]
"What? [scoffs]"
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They're basically saying it's a perfect movie.
"They're basically saying it's a perfect movie."
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They're not basically saying it, Dad. They're saying it.
"They're not basically saying it, Dad. They're saying it."
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What-- What did The Godfather get?
"What-- What did The Godfather get?"
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A 98.
"A 98."
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What did Godfather II get?
"What did Godfather II get?"
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A 97.
"A 97."
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Yeah, that makes sense.
"Yeah, that makes sense."
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Hold on, what did Heat get?
"Hold on, what did Heat get?"
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[inhales sharply] Heat got an 86.
"[inhales sharply] Heat got an 86."
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Heat got less than [bleep]?
"Heat got less than [bleep]?"
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-Heat? -Yeah. That's what I'm saying.
"-Heat? -Yeah. That's what I'm saying."
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A movie with maybe the greatest ten minutes in the history of cinema?
"A movie with maybe the greatest ten minutes in the history of cinema?"
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What is going on?
"What is going on?"
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[Drea stammering] I don't know. I have no idea. [sighs]
"[Drea stammering] I don't know. I have no idea. [sighs]"
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-Dryan. -[Pops] Dad.
"-Dryan. -[Pops] Dad."
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Seriously, I was winning anyway.
"Seriously, I was winning anyway."
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Is your assistant on the line?
"Is your assistant on the line?"
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Yo, man, between me and you,
"Yo, man, between me and you,"
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I have seen it and it is not it.
"I have seen it and it is not it."
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Am I a hater?
"Am I a hater?"
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[Pops] Okay.
"[Pops] Okay."
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Peace.
"Peace."
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[Drea] So, while Dad tried to find answers
"[Drea] So, while Dad tried to find answers"
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Mom was stumbling into some questions.
"Mom was stumbling into some questions."
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[Joya] Oh, Stink! You look so cute!
"[Joya] Oh, Stink! You look so cute!"
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What's this? "Five things I love about myself:
"What's this? "Five things I love about myself:"
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hooper, sister,
"hooper, sister,"
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straight-A student, sneaker enthusiast, boss."
"straight-A student, sneaker enthusiast, boss.""
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Well, you know where you get that from. [laughs]
"Well, you know where you get that from. [laughs]"
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Stink.
"Stink."
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Did you put "boss" because you take after your mama?
"Did you put "boss" because you take after your mama?"
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What are you the boss of?
"What are you the boss of?"
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Right.
"Right."
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Stink...
"Stink..."
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did-- did you, I don't know, maybe leave out a word
"did-- did you, I don't know, maybe leave out a word"
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that you would use to describe yourself?
"that you would use to describe yourself?"
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I don't know, what?
"I don't know, what?"
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You're black, sweetie.
"You're black, sweetie."
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-Well, I mean, I guess. -You guess?
"-Well, I mean, I guess. -You guess?"
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[Joya] What... what are you guys doing?
"[Joya] What... what are you guys doing?"
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