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Clips from Close Enough - The Canine Guy (S01E01)

Short Films 2020 Season 1, Episode 8 526 clips
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[ Laughs ] Okay, okay. I'm going to say it.
"[ Laughs ] Okay, okay. I'm going to say it."
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[ Laughing ]
"[ Laughing ]"
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♪♪
"♪♪"
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[ Laughing ]
"[ Laughing ]"
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Hey, real quick. Can I "ass" you a few questions?
"Hey, real quick. Can I "ass" you a few questions?"
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[ Chuckles ] Did you read my short story?
"[ Chuckles ] Did you read my short story?"
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Eeeeeeeeh!
"Eeeeeeeeh!"
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Eeeeeeeeh!
"Eeeeeeeeh!"
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Uh, oh, uh, yeah, uh, down, down, down,
"Uh, oh, uh, yeah, uh, down, down, down,"
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Yeah! 15 years later, and we're still equally psyched.
"Yeah! 15 years later, and we're still equally psyched."
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Eeeeeeh!
"Eeeeeeh!"
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Good morrow, kind sir!
"Good morrow, kind sir!"
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My armor? What? Why would I need that?
"My armor? What? Why would I need that?"
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You always give me really good feedback like,
"You always give me really good feedback like,"
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and, "Is there a king of books? It should be you, my liege!"
"and, "Is there a king of books? It should be you, my liege!""
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You know, that movie doesn't really hold up.
"You know, that movie doesn't really hold up."
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Also, Medieval Times is not historically accurate.
"Also, Medieval Times is not historically accurate."
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♪ There's so many brands ♪
"♪ There's so many brands ♪"
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♪ And there's so many kinds ♪
"♪ And there's so many kinds ♪"
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It's pretty cool these shows end so early now, huh?
"It's pretty cool these shows end so early now, huh?"
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We have, like, an extra 30 minutes to hang out.
"We have, like, an extra 30 minutes to hang out."
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Look at Weird Al judging us.
"Look at Weird Al judging us."
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Now!
"Now!"
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Emily, party in the hills!
"Emily, party in the hills!"
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Ugh!
"Ugh!"
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In honor of your Medieval-Times-aversary,
"In honor of your Medieval-Times-aversary,"
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mugs of grog for ye and ye mate.
"mugs of grog for ye and ye mate."
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Me mate is not here.
"Me mate is not here."
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[ Gulping ]
"[ Gulping ]"
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Get your brownies, piping hot and authentic
"Get your brownies, piping hot and authentic"
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[ Glass shatters ]
"[ Glass shatters ]"
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Aah! Ugh!
"Aah! Ugh!"
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♪♪
"♪♪"
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Dude, that's awesome!
"Dude, that's awesome!"
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Me try to make it homey.
"Me try to make it homey."
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Me copied Dwell magazine.
"Me copied Dwell magazine."
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Me owner opposite of awesome.
"Me owner opposite of awesome."
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but she play God, make human-animal hybrids!
"but she play God, make human-animal hybrids!"
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She treated me like I was special
"She treated me like I was special"
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You think I can't clone another dog
"You think I can't clone another dog"
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that knows how to wear underpants?
"that knows how to wear underpants?"
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Me watched "The Mask" 300 times.
"Me watched "The Mask" 300 times."
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Years pass.
"Years pass."
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Your performance is an abomination!
"Your performance is an abomination!"
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free to make my own choices!
"free to make my own choices!"
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♪ Yeah! ♪
"♪ Yeah! ♪"
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♪ ...bird! ♪
"♪ ...bird! ♪"
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Yeah, I like Dog Boy.
"Yeah, I like Dog Boy."
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[ Cellphone ringing ]
"[ Cellphone ringing ]"
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Hold up. You're going in and out.
"Hold up. You're going in and out."
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Ugh.
"Ugh."
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You went without me? I did, and it was smoking!
"You went without me? I did, and it was smoking!"
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I don't meant to bother you, but I'm looking for a lost dog.
"I don't meant to bother you, but I'm looking for a lost dog."
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[ Gasps ]
"[ Gasps ]"
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Sorry. We haven't seen him.
"Sorry. We haven't seen him."
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Fine!
"Fine!"
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for young adults.
"for young adults."
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[ Engine starts ]
"[ Engine starts ]"
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Some people have no class.
"Some people have no class."
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I swear I've seen that van somewhere, from some cold case.
"I swear I've seen that van somewhere, from some cold case."
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Why can't you play mahjong like the rest of the old ladies?
"Why can't you play mahjong like the rest of the old ladies?"
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Cold cases are my mahjong!
"Cold cases are my mahjong!"
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What the hell! That thing ate my manuscript?
"What the hell! That thing ate my manuscript?"
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where Alexi die in space battle.
"where Alexi die in space battle."
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Alexi good character with much to live for.
"Alexi good character with much to live for."
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Me think FutureViking 3030 could be franchise.
"Me think FutureViking 3030 could be franchise."
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What's your deal?
"What's your deal?"
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Dog-boy loves Medieval Times,
"Dog-boy loves Medieval Times,"
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Comic Sans?
"Comic Sans?"
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-What? -Are you checking your phone?
"-What? -Are you checking your phone?"
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And I'm not married anymore!
"And I'm not married anymore!"
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Fine.
"Fine."
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Mother --
"Mother --"
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To protect the sheep, you got to catch the wolf,
"To protect the sheep, you got to catch the wolf,"
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You had to super-size it and make it a combo!
"You had to super-size it and make it a combo!"
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and I definitely know what those are.
"and I definitely know what those are."
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I cannot believe you did that.
"I cannot believe you did that."
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I can't believe you haven't focused on this band
"I can't believe you haven't focused on this band"
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I think you can write songs and focus on your family.
"I think you can write songs and focus on your family."
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Who's right, Weird Al?
"Who's right, Weird Al?"
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There are so many ways to create a great piece of art.
"There are so many ways to create a great piece of art."
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or "Amish Paradise,"
"or "Amish Paradise,""
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I always just try to be true to myself.
"I always just try to be true to myself."
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puncture the heel of my left foot
"puncture the heel of my left foot"
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and use the blood to summon the demon song god
"and use the blood to summon the demon song god"
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[ Bear growls ]
"[ Bear growls ]"
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Is that part of the process?
"Is that part of the process?"
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Aah! I just wanted a Gotye parody!
"Aah! I just wanted a Gotye parody!"
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Oh, my God! That bear is mauling Weird Al!
"Oh, my God! That bear is mauling Weird Al!"
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Forsooth, halt!
"Forsooth, halt!"
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I think that was English!
"I think that was English!"
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What the hell?
"What the hell?"
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Game over, man, game over!
"Game over, man, game over!"
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I'm coming for you, Dog Boy!
"I'm coming for you, Dog Boy!"
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing?
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing?"
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Whah!
"Whah!"
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Dog Boy?
"Dog Boy?"
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Damn it! That was a very expensive door!
"Damn it! That was a very expensive door!"
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What are you doing to my friend?
"What are you doing to my friend?"
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You mean my friend, probably more mine than his.
"You mean my friend, probably more mine than his."
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What? Huh?
"What? Huh?"
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you'd feel tortured, too!
"you'd feel tortured, too!"
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Yep, in order to make more dog boys,
"Yep, in order to make more dog boys,"
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I just need what's in his bean bags,
"I just need what's in his bean bags,"
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Oh, my God, lady, just say balls!
"Oh, my God, lady, just say balls!"
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but I couldn't give it everything you could.
"but I couldn't give it everything you could."
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I love you like a sister!
"I love you like a sister!"
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[ Alarm blaring ]
"[ Alarm blaring ]"
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[ Gasps ] They're going away.
"[ Gasps ] They're going away."
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Who cares? Just run!
"Who cares? Just run!"
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Whoa!
"Whoa!"
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[ Electricity crackling ]
"[ Electricity crackling ]"
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No, I'm sorry.
"No, I'm sorry."
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Together.
"Together."
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Ugh, I do, man.
"Ugh, I do, man."
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I do.
"I do."
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Best friends! Both: He's okay!
"Best friends! Both: He's okay!"
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and now we finally got you
"and now we finally got you"
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for these six unpaid parking tickets.
"for these six unpaid parking tickets."
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Take her away, boys.
"Take her away, boys."
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