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Clips from Close Enough - Quilty Pleasures/The Perfect House (S01E01)

Short Films 2020 Season 1, Episode 1 602 clips
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[ Laughs ]
"[ Laughs ]"
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-Aah! -Whoa-oh!
"-Aah! -Whoa-oh!"
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Ugh!
"Ugh!"
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[ Air whooshing ]
"[ Air whooshing ]"
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Wha-aaah!
"Wha-aaah!"
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[ All scream ]
"[ All scream ]"
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Turn off the thermostat!
"Turn off the thermostat!"
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[ Grunts ]
"[ Grunts ]"
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♪♪
"♪♪"
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Yay! Do I get ice cream again?!
"Yay! Do I get ice cream again?!"
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Ha ha. What do you mean?
"Ha ha. What do you mean?"
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This empty space is where Candice's project would go.
"This empty space is where Candice's project would go."
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It's a tough school. Not every family is up to the task.
"It's a tough school. Not every family is up to the task."
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and parents, so don't be late! [ Slurps ]
"and parents, so don't be late! [ Slurps ]"
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Yeah! We're totally going to
"Yeah! We're totally going to"
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kill it at the presentation.
"kill it at the presentation."
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Make those other kids' patches
"Make those other kids' patches"
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Total S-H-I-T!
"Total S-H-I-T!"
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So glad we can send her to that school.
"So glad we can send her to that school."
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You're trying to have an orgasm tonight
"You're trying to have an orgasm tonight"
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and that's why you can't help
"and that's why you can't help"
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[ Speaking Spanish ]
"[ Speaking Spanish ]"
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Thread! Does anyone have any thread?
"Thread! Does anyone have any thread?"
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That's the coolest thing I've ever seen!
"That's the coolest thing I've ever seen!"
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[ Grunts ]
"[ Grunts ]"
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[ Breathing heavily ]
"[ Breathing heavily ]"
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Ma, I'm trying to focus! [ Grunts ]
"Ma, I'm trying to focus! [ Grunts ]"
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Children are the future.
"Children are the future."
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[ Inhales sharply ]
"[ Inhales sharply ]"
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Oof! Ah!
"Oof! Ah!"
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Ugh!
"Ugh!"
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Hey, that's the kid who stole my wallet!
"Hey, that's the kid who stole my wallet!"
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I worked hard for those Togo's stamps!
"I worked hard for those Togo's stamps!"
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Whoa!
"Whoa!"
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Ugh!
"Ugh!"
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[ Breathing heavily ]
"[ Breathing heavily ]"
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I don't want any trouble!
"I don't want any trouble!"
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[ British accent ] No, please, good sir. Scold us some more.
"[ British accent ] No, please, good sir. Scold us some more."
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Oh, you guys are just kids? Wh-Where are your parents?
"Oh, you guys are just kids? Wh-Where are your parents?"
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Oh, Josh, you find that Togo's punch card?
"Oh, Josh, you find that Togo's punch card?"
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-Mummy! -It's Mummy!
"-Mummy! -It's Mummy!"
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Yep, here she is!
"Yep, here she is!"
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Please, miss, we're not bad kids.
"Please, miss, we're not bad kids."
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Troutface, and Scrode.
"Troutface, and Scrode."
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Yes, we can!
"Yes, we can!"
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Ehhh?
"Ehhh?"
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♪ Dangerous machines, so much to see ♪
"♪ Dangerous machines, so much to see ♪"
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♪ But we're doing it all for Candice ♪
"♪ But we're doing it all for Candice ♪"
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♪ Oh, my God, that kid just fell in a vat ♪
"♪ Oh, my God, that kid just fell in a vat ♪"
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♪ Did anybody else notice that? ♪
"♪ Did anybody else notice that? ♪"
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♪ And I think that kid is hand-less ♪
"♪ And I think that kid is hand-less ♪"
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♪ In a cave, a giant rat attacked us ♪
"♪ In a cave, a giant rat attacked us ♪"
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♪ But we're doing it all for Candice ♪
"♪ But we're doing it all for Candice ♪"
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Of course!
"Of course!"
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[ Sighs ]
"[ Sighs ]"
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Sorry I spent all our money on zoot suits and churros.
"Sorry I spent all our money on zoot suits and churros."
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I don't know if it's the moonlight through the smog
"I don't know if it's the moonlight through the smog"
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Aah!
"Aah!"
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[ All snoring ]
"[ All snoring ]"
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We're not gross,
"We're not gross,"
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-What have we done? -It's 8:00!
"-What have we done? -It's 8:00!"
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-We're not your parents! -Of course you are.
"-We're not your parents! -Of course you are."
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That was the price for the quilt, remember?
"That was the price for the quilt, remember?"
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[ Both breathing heavily ]
"[ Both breathing heavily ]"
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[ Both breathing heavily ]
"[ Both breathing heavily ]"
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[ Grunts ]
"[ Grunts ]"
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Bird Josh, you came back!
"Bird Josh, you came back!"
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[ Screeches ]
"[ Screeches ]"
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[ Sniffles ] He was a good bird.
"[ Sniffles ] He was a good bird."
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All your sweet little asses.
"All your sweet little asses."
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Well, everybody's fine,
"Well, everybody's fine,"
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Had to cut Alex out of the vent like he was a can of tuna.
"Had to cut Alex out of the vent like he was a can of tuna."
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[ Gasps ] Alex was stuck in the vent?!
"[ Gasps ] Alex was stuck in the vent?!"
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About Candice. About each other.
"About Candice. About each other."
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[ Both gasp ]
"[ Both gasp ]"
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[ Both laugh nervously ]
"[ Both laugh nervously ]"
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Get rid of it!
"Get rid of it!"
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Aww!
"Aww!"
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Oh, uh, I don't know where to throw this garbage.
"Oh, uh, I don't know where to throw this garbage."
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[ Grunts ]
"[ Grunts ]"
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♪ I'm in the kitchen ♪
"♪ I'm in the kitchen ♪"
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♪ I'm in the kitchen ♪
"♪ I'm in the kitchen ♪"
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No! Josh!
"No! Josh!"
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No! Don't touch anything!
"No! Don't touch anything!"
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I'm this close to connecting Garfield to Jesus!
"I'm this close to connecting Garfield to Jesus!"
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Are you drinking moonshine?
"Are you drinking moonshine?"
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[ Grunts ]
"[ Grunts ]"
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It won't slam!
"It won't slam!"
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[ Grunts ]
"[ Grunts ]"
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[ Laughter ]
"[ Laughter ]"
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Where's your family, loser?
"Where's your family, loser?"
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This is the ♪ perfect house ♪
"This is the ♪ perfect house ♪"
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Also, at home, my kids write on the walls with shit.
"Also, at home, my kids write on the walls with shit."
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I'll never know.
"I'll never know."
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♪♪
"♪♪"
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♪ 'Cause your real family's not there ♪
"♪ 'Cause your real family's not there ♪"
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♪ No scheming, no cleaning, this world's in between ♪
"♪ No scheming, no cleaning, this world's in between ♪"
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♪ There are no worries in an open house ♪
"♪ There are no worries in an open house ♪"
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♪ Reality's blurry in an open house ♪
"♪ Reality's blurry in an open house ♪"
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Lunch.
"Lunch."
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[ Canned laughter ]
"[ Canned laughter ]"
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Uh...
"Uh..."
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[ Studio audience whoops ]
"[ Studio audience whoops ]"
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Hey, how'd you guys get here so fast?
"Hey, how'd you guys get here so fast?"
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Oh, yeah.
"Oh, yeah."
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So I think, "Hey, maybe the fridge.
"So I think, "Hey, maybe the fridge."
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Nope.
"Nope."
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It's packed with paintings of food.
"It's packed with paintings of food."
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Why don't you let me try, huh?
"Why don't you let me try, huh?"
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[ Imitates water flowing ]
"[ Imitates water flowing ]"
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[ Gulping ]
"[ Gulping ]"
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Emily?
"Emily?"
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[ Doorbell rings ]
"[ Doorbell rings ]"
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Emily! There you are.
"Emily! There you are."
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What the hell?
"What the hell?"
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This whole thing -- it's a sitcom.
"This whole thing -- it's a sitcom."
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Well, how do we get out?
"Well, how do we get out?"
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We'll lose our audience. -That's it!
"We'll lose our audience. -That's it!"
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Maybe if we do stuff you can't do on sitcoms
"Maybe if we do stuff you can't do on sitcoms"
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we can get out of here!
"we can get out of here!"
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