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Clips from Close Enough - So Long Boys/Clap Like This (S01E01)

Short Films 2020 Season 1, Episode 6 565 clips
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Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God!
"Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God!"
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I'd just get a second job and give up my dream.
"I'd just get a second job and give up my dream."
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Em, chill out. Read a magazine.
"Em, chill out. Read a magazine."
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Do you mean that? No.
"Do you mean that? No."
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Okay. So...
"Okay. So..."
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[ All cheering ]
"[ All cheering ]"
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You're cut off from planning any more parties.
"You're cut off from planning any more parties."
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Isn't Josh a little young to get his wang danged?
"Isn't Josh a little young to get his wang danged?"
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No one has so far.
"No one has so far."
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[ Chuckles ] I can't believe I'm meeting a single guy
"[ Chuckles ] I can't believe I'm meeting a single guy"
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I also got it on account of the government's evil plan
"I also got it on account of the government's evil plan"
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we were having another baby, we freaked.
"we were having another baby, we freaked."
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Totally.
"Totally."
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Let's do it.
"Let's do it."
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Maybe we shouldn't have the type of friendship
"Maybe we shouldn't have the type of friendship"
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Go, Sox!
"Go, Sox!"
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Well, at least vasectomies are reversible, right?
"Well, at least vasectomies are reversible, right?"
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Haha! Not the way we do it.
"Haha! Not the way we do it."
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Ooof. Ooof.
"Ooof. Ooof."
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I always thought you'd have like seven babies.
"I always thought you'd have like seven babies."
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but because I know you love being a mom.
"but because I know you love being a mom."
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This is officially the worst brunch I've ever been to.
"This is officially the worst brunch I've ever been to."
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Ooh, talking sperm!
"Ooh, talking sperm!"
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Dr. Ferguson: Is a vasectomy right for you?
"Dr. Ferguson: Is a vasectomy right for you?"
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Hey, put your hands up! [ Both laugh ]
"Hey, put your hands up! [ Both laugh ]"
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eventually grow up.
"eventually grow up."
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Am I crazy, or do those kids look just like me?
"Am I crazy, or do those kids look just like me?"
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See? That's why I'm not having kids.
"See? That's why I'm not having kids."
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♪ Have another son and your life is done ♪
"♪ Have another son and your life is done ♪"
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♪ Have another daughter, put your finances underwater ♪
"♪ Have another daughter, put your finances underwater ♪"
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or shaped into a little triangle?
"or shaped into a little triangle?"
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I'm having second thoughts.
"I'm having second thoughts."
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I know Emily was into this whole thing,
"I know Emily was into this whole thing,"
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What the...?
"What the...?"
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What if I have more boxes to pack with other kids' clothes?
"What if I have more boxes to pack with other kids' clothes?"
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Lord, I'm pretty drunk,
"Lord, I'm pretty drunk,"
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We actually moved to Los Angeles
"We actually moved to Los Angeles"
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Our mom thought it would be good for our careers.
"Our mom thought it would be good for our careers."
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Quick! Hide!
"Quick! Hide!"
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It doesn't take Rizzoli and/or Isles to figure this out.
"It doesn't take Rizzoli and/or Isles to figure this out."
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Kids who can pop and lock are a dime a dozen
"Kids who can pop and lock are a dime a dozen"
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Whatever you need, just ask me!
"Whatever you need, just ask me!"
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Is he always like this?
"Is he always like this?"
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I'm not sure what's happening with him right now.
"I'm not sure what's happening with him right now."
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I can't find the patient.
"I can't find the patient."
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[ Gasping ] W-- I -- Oh, no.
"[ Gasping ] W-- I -- Oh, no."
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Robot: [ Boston accent ] Never heard of the guy.
"Robot: [ Boston accent ] Never heard of the guy."
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Get back in your car.
"Get back in your car."
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Ahhhh!
"Ahhhh!"
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Come on.
"Come on."
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Let's get this vasectomy party started.
"Let's get this vasectomy party started."
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Consider this! [ Grunts ]
"Consider this! [ Grunts ]"
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I was looking through all of Candice's old clothes.
"I was looking through all of Candice's old clothes."
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We'll talk more about this later!
"We'll talk more about this later!"
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Aah! Oh, my gosh. So, the robots enslaved you, too?
"Aah! Oh, my gosh. So, the robots enslaved you, too?"
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Were you at least gonna call the cops?
"Were you at least gonna call the cops?"
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Hey, I was going to, all right?
"Hey, I was going to, all right?"
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Wait, what? You're not our dad.
"Wait, what? You're not our dad."
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I mean, if you don't believe us, check the database.
"I mean, if you don't believe us, check the database."
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Enough pissing around. Time to make it final.
"Enough pissing around. Time to make it final."
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Dying sounds.
"Dying sounds."
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[ Laughter ]
"[ Laughter ]"
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But you two have a bright future ahead of you.
"But you two have a bright future ahead of you."
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by doing our taxes later?
"by doing our taxes later?"
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running around out there.
"running around out there."
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Eh, I'm not worried about it.
"Eh, I'm not worried about it."
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[ Yelping ]
"[ Yelping ]"
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[ Both grunting ]
"[ Both grunting ]"
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Masturbate! Damn, you took my answer.
"Masturbate! Damn, you took my answer."
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I-I was gonna say clap.
"I-I was gonna say clap."
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[ Both laughing ]
"[ Both laughing ]"
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It's so addictive! I can't not clap!
"It's so addictive! I can't not clap!"
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uh, clapping.
"uh, clapping."
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I'm gonna getcha!
"I'm gonna getcha!"
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[ Bell tolls ]
"[ Bell tolls ]"
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Yes! [ Laughs ]
"Yes! [ Laughs ]"
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[ Scoffs ] No. A million dollars.
"[ Scoffs ] No. A million dollars."
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Yeah! Finally, some white guys are making it!
"Yeah! Finally, some white guys are making it!"
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Congratulations, honey!
"Congratulations, honey!"
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I bought some other stuff, too.
"I bought some other stuff, too."
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[ Footsteps running, door slams ]
"[ Footsteps running, door slams ]"
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What do you mean you can't buy the game?
"What do you mean you can't buy the game?"
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He told us we're just glorified assistants
"He told us we're just glorified assistants"
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But you're not? You can buy my game, right?
"But you're not? You can buy my game, right?"
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Uh...because...
"Uh...because..."
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Aah! Uh-oh.
"Aah! Uh-oh."
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Thank you. I'm so glad you can afford this now.
"Thank you. I'm so glad you can afford this now."
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They 3-D print your toilet.
"They 3-D print your toilet."
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[ Cellphone rings ] Hey, Mom.
"[ Cellphone rings ] Hey, Mom."
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Well, your vagina might have to stay dry because...ta-da!
"Well, your vagina might have to stay dry because...ta-da!"
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I'm cut off?
"I'm cut off?"
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and I need my job back
"and I need my job back"
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Also, I've got a lot of credit-card debt now,
"Also, I've got a lot of credit-card debt now,"
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If you're 24, just kill yourself."
"If you're 24, just kill yourself.""
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[ Gasps ]
"[ Gasps ]"
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What happened to being the "Face of 23"?
"What happened to being the "Face of 23"?"
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You're just the face in the back...
"You're just the face in the back..."
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with the blinds closed... in darkness.
"with the blinds closed... in darkness."
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Dad!
"Dad!"
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Oh, I thought we should celebrate,
"Oh, I thought we should celebrate,"
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so I got us reservations tomorrow at Napquinne.
"so I got us reservations tomorrow at Napquinne."
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Emily: Yeah! They make the meal right in your mouth. Bye!
"Emily: Yeah! They make the meal right in your mouth. Bye!"
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[ Groans ]
"[ Groans ]"
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It was eight hours of folding!
"It was eight hours of folding!"
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[ Chuckles ] I did not know you were stand-up comedian, too.
"[ Chuckles ] I did not know you were stand-up comedian, too."
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Good luck with Netflix special, huh?
"Good luck with Netflix special, huh?"
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Oh, hey! You made it!
"Oh, hey! You made it!"
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You're alive?
"You're alive?"
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it just gets richer and more meaningful.
"it just gets richer and more meaningful."
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Life doesn't have to suck, Bridgette.
"Life doesn't have to suck, Bridgette."
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That sounds really awesome.
"That sounds really awesome."
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It's a very simple laser procedure.
"It's a very simple laser procedure."
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