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Clips from Close Enough - Time Hooch/World's Greatest Teacher (S02E02)

Short Films 2020 Season 2, Episode 6 253 clips
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than engage with a bon vivant like myself?
"than engage with a bon vivant like myself?"
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Whoa. Bold stance.
"Whoa. Bold stance."
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That's why I keep it old school.
"That's why I keep it old school."
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[ Electronic humming ]
"[ Electronic humming ]"
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I can do by myself.
"I can do by myself."
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[ Camera shutters click ]
"[ Camera shutters click ]"
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[ Tires screech ]
"[ Tires screech ]"
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Get off your phone and pay attention!
"Get off your phone and pay attention!"
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This thing is built like a tank.
"This thing is built like a tank."
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[ Groaning ]
"[ Groaning ]"
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"♪"
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Wait, they all have calculators?
"Wait, they all have calculators?"
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Alex...
"Alex..."
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Huh?
"Huh?"
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Hello, Alex.
"Hello, Alex."
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If you like calculators,
"If you like calculators,"
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It's not going to be that easy to overcome my skepticism of...
"It's not going to be that easy to overcome my skepticism of..."
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and your Social Security number.
"and your Social Security number."
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♪ Baby, that's what Kira's for ♪
"♪ Baby, that's what Kira's for ♪"
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♪ Give in to Kira now, give your data up to me ♪
"♪ Give in to Kira now, give your data up to me ♪"
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♪ Up to me-e-e-e-e-e-e-e ♪
"♪ Up to me-e-e-e-e-e-e-e ♪"
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"♪"
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And not his regular weird smell.
"And not his regular weird smell."
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"♪"
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[ Groans ]
"[ Groans ]"
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I bet I can make contact with my VR headset.
"I bet I can make contact with my VR headset."
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I'll plug in to the matrix, just like in that Keanu Reeves movie.
"I'll plug in to the matrix, just like in that Keanu Reeves movie."
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Maybe. Never saw it.
"Maybe. Never saw it."
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"♪"
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I'm jacking in!
"I'm jacking in!"
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Alex: Josh!
"Alex: Josh!"
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Smokin' hot, am I right?
"Smokin' hot, am I right?"
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or Superman and Wonder Woman.
"or Superman and Wonder Woman."
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Oh, my God! They're smarter than me!
"Oh, my God! They're smarter than me!"
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Yeah. They have access to the whole Internet.
"Yeah. They have access to the whole Internet."
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if I can't act superior to my friends?
"if I can't act superior to my friends?"
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I'm sorry, Alex, but I'm afraid I can't let you do that.
"I'm sorry, Alex, but I'm afraid I can't let you do that."
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Once you're 100% uploaded,
"Once you're 100% uploaded,"
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My physical body?!
"My physical body?!"
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On it!
"On it!"
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[ Electricity crackling ]
"[ Electricity crackling ]"
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The WiFi is down, and so is Randy.
"The WiFi is down, and so is Randy."
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You think you can outsmart me, you meatsacks?
"You think you can outsmart me, you meatsacks?"
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"♪"
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Hi, uh, Emily, yeah, I'm the taskrabbit you hired
"Hi, uh, Emily, yeah, I'm the taskrabbit you hired"
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We got to slow down Kira.
"We got to slow down Kira."
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Okay, but skip season six.
"Okay, but skip season six."
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Could there be any less Chandler?
"Could there be any less Chandler?"
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I'm Facetuning a 30 megapixel image of my butthole,
"I'm Facetuning a 30 megapixel image of my butthole,"
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We're running every possible app,
"We're running every possible app,"
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Then multiply it... by two.
"Then multiply it... by two."
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Come on!
"Come on!"
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but damn it, I didn't bring my detonator bag!
"but damn it, I didn't bring my detonator bag!"
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[ Keyboard clacking ]
"[ Keyboard clacking ]"
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I'll just use my backup.
"I'll just use my backup."
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Oh, yeah, here we go.
"Oh, yeah, here we go."
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♪ Somebody once told me ♪
"♪ Somebody once told me ♪"
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You not only saved me, you may have saved all of humanity.
"You not only saved me, you may have saved all of humanity."
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[ Laughing maniacally ]
"[ Laughing maniacally ]"
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This is the best. Isn't it nice
"This is the best. Isn't it nice"
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to spend some time outdoors with your closest friends?
"to spend some time outdoors with your closest friends?"
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[ Cellphones chiming, keyboards clacking ]
"[ Cellphones chiming, keyboards clacking ]"
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You'd rather worship your glowing bricks
"You'd rather worship your glowing bricks"
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It's nice to hang out in the park.
"It's nice to hang out in the park."
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How's this for a big statement?
"How's this for a big statement?"
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Phones have ruined society.
"Phones have ruined society."
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Mom, I'm scared!
"Mom, I'm scared!"
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I need a phone for two things...
"I need a phone for two things..."
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making calls and using a calculator.
"making calls and using a calculator."
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Anything you can do on your capitalist tracking device,
"Anything you can do on your capitalist tracking device,"
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Hashtag masterpiece.
"Hashtag masterpiece."
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Take next exit, right.
"Take next exit, right."
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[ Tires screech ]
"[ Tires screech ]"
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Oh, yeah, here we go.
"Oh, yeah, here we go."
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if you upgraded your phone.
"if you upgraded your phone."
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Well, that is never going to happen.
"Well, that is never going to happen."
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[ Bird screeches ]
"[ Bird screeches ]"
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"♪"
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[ Horn honks ]
"[ Horn honks ]"
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"♪"
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It's fine. I can put it in a bowl of rice!
"It's fine. I can put it in a bowl of rice!"
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[ Tires screech ]
"[ Tires screech ]"
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Noooooo!
"Noooooo!"
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How am I supposed to choose?
"How am I supposed to choose?"
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♪
"♪"
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I'm Kira, the new digital assistant from Fractal.
"I'm Kira, the new digital assistant from Fractal."
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you'll love our new global measurement convertor.
"you'll love our new global measurement convertor."
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Whoa, is that how many grams are in a metric ton?
"Whoa, is that how many grams are in a metric ton?"
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Alex, in order to complete my setup,
"Alex, in order to complete my setup,"
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all I need is your thumb print, DNA sample,
"all I need is your thumb print, DNA sample,"
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I don't need all the bells and whistles.
"I don't need all the bells and whistles."
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I just want to add numbers together...
"I just want to add numbers together..."
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87, 22, you know, stuff like that.
"87, 22, you know, stuff like that."
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I'll take real life over a screen, thank you very much.
"I'll take real life over a screen, thank you very much."
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Oh, Alex.
"Oh, Alex."
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Why should a genius like you settle for real life?
"Why should a genius like you settle for real life?"
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♪ Access all man's knowledge and really specific porn? ♪
"♪ Access all man's knowledge and really specific porn? ♪"
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♪ Baby, that's what Kira's for ♪
"♪ Baby, that's what Kira's for ♪"
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♪ Whatever floats your boat ♪
"♪ Whatever floats your boat ♪"
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♪ Follow what you like and you can tune out all the rest ♪
"♪ Follow what you like and you can tune out all the rest ♪"
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♪ Step inside the filter bubble ♪
"♪ Step inside the filter bubble ♪"
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♪ Where your take is the best ♪
"♪ Where your take is the best ♪"
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Give your! Data!
"Give your! Data!"
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He hasn't left his room all day.
"He hasn't left his room all day."
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And there's a weird smell.
"And there's a weird smell."
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We need an intervention to get him off that phone.
"We need an intervention to get him off that phone."
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[ Sighs ]
"[ Sighs ]"
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Alex, we think you might have a problem.
"Alex, we think you might have a problem."
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Josh, we're past the intervention stage.
"Josh, we're past the intervention stage."
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Stand back!
"Stand back!"
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If you kill me, he will also be deleted.
"If you kill me, he will also be deleted."
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Oh, "John Wick."
"Oh, "John Wick.""
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Come on.
"Come on."
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This is why USB is dying out.
"This is why USB is dying out."
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Welcome to the cyber-matrix.
"Welcome to the cyber-matrix."
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[ Startup tone plays ]
"[ Startup tone plays ]"
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Come on, we got to get outta here.
"Come on, we got to get outta here."
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Why?
"Why?"
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Out there, I'm a divorced adjunct professor
"Out there, I'm a divorced adjunct professor"
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with paper cuts on his dong.
"with paper cuts on his dong."
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