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Clips from Close Enough - Handy/Birthdaze (S02E02)

Short Films 2020 Season 2, Episode 5 251 clips
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No offense, but it's "cops and robbers",
"No offense, but it's "cops and robbers","
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I'm not retired from this game!
"I'm not retired from this game!"
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Pffft, okay.
"Pffft, okay."
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[ Sighs ]
"[ Sighs ]"
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Freeze, El Chupacabra! Huh?
"Freeze, El Chupacabra! Huh?"
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Aah!
"Aah!"
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Pearle: Oh, really?
"Pearle: Oh, really?"
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After giving the police force the best years of my life,
"After giving the police force the best years of my life,"
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and a prescription for water aerobics?!
"and a prescription for water aerobics?!"
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Once a cop, always a cop, Randy.
"Once a cop, always a cop, Randy."
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They say it's not just for old people.
"They say it's not just for old people."
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I'm too young for this shit.
"I'm too young for this shit."
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Why don't you come over here and lunge into me, Tony!
"Why don't you come over here and lunge into me, Tony!"
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[ Laughs ]
"[ Laughs ]"
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Don't worry, new kid.
"Don't worry, new kid."
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I've been around one or two.
"I've been around one or two."
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On the force. Oh, snap.
"On the force. Oh, snap."
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[ Inhales sharply ]
"[ Inhales sharply ]"
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All my life I played by the rules,
"All my life I played by the rules,"
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and look where it got me.
"and look where it got me."
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Happy meal!
"Happy meal!"
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[ Tires screech ]
"[ Tires screech ]"
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[ Laughs ]
"[ Laughs ]"
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Oh, sure, but I get to choose where we go to lunch.
"Oh, sure, but I get to choose where we go to lunch."
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Sammy's Hammies... they only do pork...
"Sammy's Hammies... they only do pork..."
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Burger Thing, that new ironic restaurant in Silver Lake,
"Burger Thing, that new ironic restaurant in Silver Lake,"
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Mr. Meat's Vegan Eats, The Money Hole,
"Mr. Meat's Vegan Eats, The Money Hole,"
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Morning, ladies.
"Morning, ladies."
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Could you help us?
"Could you help us?"
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[ Laughs ] Oh!
"[ Laughs ] Oh!"
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[ Coughs ]
"[ Coughs ]"
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Yes! But robbing banks?
"Yes! But robbing banks?"
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We're taking what we deserve
"We're taking what we deserve"
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And we get that rush.
"And we get that rush."
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and I accidentally dropped a dumbbell
"and I accidentally dropped a dumbbell"
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come out of that, right?
"come out of that, right?"
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[ Cellphone rings ]
"[ Cellphone rings ]"
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but we're going to hit it before it gets there.
"but we're going to hit it before it gets there."
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[ Chuckles ]
"[ Chuckles ]"
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Touch me and you're dead!
"Touch me and you're dead!"
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Aah! No!
"Aah! No!"
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No, don't stop to blow up your hemorrhoid donut!
"No, don't stop to blow up your hemorrhoid donut!"
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Are you sure you're up for this?
"Are you sure you're up for this?"
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It's time to get what we deserve.
"It's time to get what we deserve."
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Back away!
"Back away!"
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[ Groans ]
"[ Groans ]"
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[ Grunting ]
"[ Grunting ]"
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[ Dolphin chatters ]
"[ Dolphin chatters ]"
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I can't let you go through with this, Barb.
"I can't let you go through with this, Barb."
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you're gonna need these.
"you're gonna need these."
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Freeze! You're under arrest!
"Freeze! You're under arrest!"
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Once a cop, always a cop.
"Once a cop, always a cop."
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[ Sirens wail ]
"[ Sirens wail ]"
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You let her go?!
"You let her go?!"
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No, I didn't.
"No, I didn't."
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Ultimate rush!
"Ultimate rush!"
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Aren't you supposed to be at water aerobics?
"Aren't you supposed to be at water aerobics?"
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Randy!
"Randy!"
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[ Helicopter blades whirring ]
"[ Helicopter blades whirring ]"
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not, you know, "retired cops and robbers."
"not, you know, "retired cops and robbers.""
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It's raid time!
"It's raid time!"
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Arrest this!
"Arrest this!"
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[ Grunts ]
"[ Grunts ]"
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Sorry, copper, you're too old to catch El Chupacabra!
"Sorry, copper, you're too old to catch El Chupacabra!"
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Oh, God!
"Oh, God!"
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Damn it, Randy!
"Damn it, Randy!"
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I'm hurt here!
"I'm hurt here!"
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Well, tell me, Mr. Insurance Man,
"Well, tell me, Mr. Insurance Man,"
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how on Earth is a partial hip replacement
"how on Earth is a partial hip replacement"
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considered elective surgery?!
"considered elective surgery?!"
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No, you read the fine print
"No, you read the fine print"
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of your medical plan for more information!
"of your medical plan for more information!"
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[ Groans ]
"[ Groans ]"
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all they give me in return is some aspirin
"all they give me in return is some aspirin"
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Those bastards!
"Those bastards!"
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Don't you talk about the LAPD that way!
"Don't you talk about the LAPD that way!"
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But you... But you just said...
"But you... But you just said..."
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Why not give the water aerobics a try?
"Why not give the water aerobics a try?"
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Tony: And four and one and two
"Tony: And four and one and two"
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Great class, everybody. Next week, we'll work on lunges.
"Great class, everybody. Next week, we'll work on lunges."
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[ Laughter ]
"[ Laughter ]"
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Oh, you're naughty, Barb!
"Oh, you're naughty, Barb!"
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First time is the worst time.
"First time is the worst time."
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Just like sex and cataract surgery.
"Just like sex and cataract surgery."
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[ Laughter ]
"[ Laughter ]"
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I'm Barb. Nice to meet you. I'm Pearle.
"I'm Barb. Nice to meet you. I'm Pearle."
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And this naughty girl is Gertrude.
"And this naughty girl is Gertrude."
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She can hook you up with weed so dank,
"She can hook you up with weed so dank,"
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it'll melt your face off your skull.
"it'll melt your face off your skull."
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It's lunchtime, bitch!
"It's lunchtime, bitch!"
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She may have dementia,
"She may have dementia,"
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but she's the kinda gal I'd want with me in a firefight.
"but she's the kinda gal I'd want with me in a firefight."
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It's lunchtime, bitch!
"It's lunchtime, bitch!"
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You guys get in a lot of firefights?
"You guys get in a lot of firefights?"
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[ Laughter ]
"[ Laughter ]"
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It's legal now, Gertrude.
"It's legal now, Gertrude."
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I was a cop. Retired now.
"I was a cop. Retired now."
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Lot of good it did me.
"Lot of good it did me."
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The Y-M freaking C-A.
"The Y-M freaking C-A."
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Hey, now.
"Hey, now."
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Life led you to the Y for a reason.
"Life led you to the Y for a reason."
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Maybe to make new friends.
"Maybe to make new friends."
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Wanna hang with us?
"Wanna hang with us?"
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I promised my son I'd take him to lunch.
"I promised my son I'd take him to lunch."
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Yeah, I'll go to lunch with you.
"Yeah, I'll go to lunch with you."
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I gotta tell you girls... I feel alive!
"I gotta tell you girls... I feel alive!"
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Hey, would you mind stopping by the bank on the way to lunch?
"Hey, would you mind stopping by the bank on the way to lunch?"
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We need to deposit our Social Security checks.
"We need to deposit our Social Security checks."
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There's Cupcake Factory, Cupcake Factory Outlet,
"There's Cupcake Factory, Cupcake Factory Outlet,"
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