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Clips from Close Enough - Joint Break/Cyber Matrix (S02E02)

Short Films 2020 Season 2, Episode 3 235 clips
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I just wanted to make a little cash,
"I just wanted to make a little cash,"
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have a little fun.
"have a little fun."
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can leave a skid-mark in your shorts.
"can leave a skid-mark in your shorts."
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you've gotta know the legend.
"you've gotta know the legend."
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[ Both laughing ]
"[ Both laughing ]"
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Imagine all the fun we could have with one of those.
"Imagine all the fun we could have with one of those."
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Mom!
"Mom!"
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I'd fly it every day and I'd wash it and I'd feed it!
"I'd fly it every day and I'd wash it and I'd feed it!"
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where girls are traditionally underrepresented.
"where girls are traditionally underrepresented."
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I wish we could, sweetie,
"I wish we could, sweetie,"
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Then why do we live in a mansion with Alex and Bridgette?
"Then why do we live in a mansion with Alex and Bridgette?"
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And Alex and Bridgette only live with us to help us pay for it.
"And Alex and Bridgette only live with us to help us pay for it."
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Wait, so we're...
"Wait, so we're..."
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It's your friendly cafeteria conduct liaison.
"It's your friendly cafeteria conduct liaison."
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I'll give you a quarter for your hot sauce.
"I'll give you a quarter for your hot sauce."
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Hmm, one quarter?
"Hmm, one quarter?"
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I'd harvest the product at home...
"I'd harvest the product at home..."
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and we'd move it at school.
"and we'd move it at school."
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'cause once he peed himself two times in the same day.
"'cause once he peed himself two times in the same day."
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Who do you work for?
"Who do you work for?"
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♪ Ain't no stranger ♪
"♪ Ain't no stranger ♪"
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We move forward with the sit-down.
"We move forward with the sit-down."
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There are more dimes to be made.
"There are more dimes to be made."
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which is exactly $5,000.
"which is exactly $5,000."
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You don't want to confess to me?
"You don't want to confess to me?"
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Okay. Perhaps you'd rather tell...
"Okay. Perhaps you'd rather tell..."
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It... It was a gift from my Nan-Nan.
"It... It was a gift from my Nan-Nan."
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that makes you believe in life after love.
"that makes you believe in life after love."
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Mmm...
"Mmm..."
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Red pepper, salt, garlic, Xanthan gum.
"Red pepper, salt, garlic, Xanthan gum."
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Excellent. Then let's shake on it.
"Excellent. Then let's shake on it."
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Mr. Campbell: Sauceface!
"Mr. Campbell: Sauceface!"
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I'm coming in!
"I'm coming in!"
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Someone ratted us out!
"Someone ratted us out!"
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Candice, you need to run!
"Candice, you need to run!"
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Campbell called in my parents.
"Campbell called in my parents."
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I'm gonna be expelled.
"I'm gonna be expelled."
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I could visit the Peloton on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
"I could visit the Peloton on Tuesdays and Thursdays."
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My calves are withering away!
"My calves are withering away!"
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Thus proving she's guilty of possession
"Thus proving she's guilty of possession"
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These are mostly serious charges.
"These are mostly serious charges."
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Ah! I can't believe I missed my Harold audition for this!
"Ah! I can't believe I missed my Harold audition for this!"
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Sauceface!
"Sauceface!"
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You're Sauceface?
"You're Sauceface?"
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We know how hard it's been with Stellan gone.
"We know how hard it's been with Stellan gone."
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just from selling hot sauce packets?
"just from selling hot sauce packets?"
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Oh, we gots to get one of those.
"Oh, we gots to get one of those."
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But sometimes, even the best plans...
"But sometimes, even the best plans..."
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To understand how we got here,
"To understand how we got here,"
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The legend...
"The legend..."
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of Sauceface.
"of Sauceface."
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[ School bell rings ]
"[ School bell rings ]"
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Whoa!
"Whoa!"
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Those drones make hopscotch look like foursquare.
"Those drones make hopscotch look like foursquare."
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Can I get a drone? Please, please!
"Can I get a drone? Please, please!"
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And it would get us involved in stem fields
"And it would get us involved in stem fields"
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[ Sighs ]
"[ Sighs ]"
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but we don't have the money for stuff like that.
"but we don't have the money for stuff like that."
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Yeah, right, Mom.
"Yeah, right, Mom."
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Oh, jeez.
"Oh, jeez."
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Candice, the "house" we live in is an apartment building.
"Candice, the "house" we live in is an apartment building."
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But you have a job, and Dad has a job.
"But you have a job, and Dad has a job."
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No.
"No."
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poor?
"poor?"
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Man, I had no idea we were poor.
"Man, I had no idea we were poor."
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No, my dad does improv.
"No, my dad does improv."
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Effective immediately our school's banned food list
"Effective immediately our school's banned food list"
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will now include General Tso's chicken,
"will now include General Tso's chicken,"
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because it promotes militarism.
"because it promotes militarism."
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And please, don't push me on this.
"And please, don't push me on this."
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Stellan and I just broke up and he took the Peloton
"Stellan and I just broke up and he took the Peloton"
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because he technically paid for it,
"because he technically paid for it,"
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even though I use it way more than he does.
"even though I use it way more than he does."
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So, it's a whole thing. Okay, buon appetito!
"So, it's a whole thing. Okay, buon appetito!"
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Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop!
"Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop!"
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Whoa! Now we're talking!
"Whoa! Now we're talking!"
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♪ Yeah, you got satin shoes ♪
"♪ Yeah, you got satin shoes ♪"
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Candice: Pretty soon, we had other kids dealing for us.
"Candice: Pretty soon, we had other kids dealing for us."
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First graders, second graders,
"First graders, second graders,"
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Business was so good, it was only a matter of time
"Business was so good, it was only a matter of time"
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[ Packets splat ]
"[ Packets splat ]"
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♪ Can't you hear my knockin'? ♪
"♪ Can't you hear my knockin'? ♪"
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Candice: Tomorrow is the big sit-down with our sister schools.
"Candice: Tomorrow is the big sit-down with our sister schools."
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If all goes well, we expand our operations all over the city.
"If all goes well, we expand our operations all over the city."
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I don't like it. Campbell is closing in.
"I don't like it. Campbell is closing in."
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We need to lie low. Please.
"We need to lie low. Please."
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Mr. Campbell couldn't find a butt
"Mr. Campbell couldn't find a butt"
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on his own butt.
"on his own butt."
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Candice, we have plenty of money
"Candice, we have plenty of money"
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and we haven't even bought our drone yet.
"and we haven't even bought our drone yet."
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Isn't that why we started this in the first place?
"Isn't that why we started this in the first place?"
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Speaking of, this last payment was supposed to have 873 dimes,
"Speaking of, this last payment was supposed to have 873 dimes,"
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Wet Willy?
"Wet Willy?"
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that's a very nice Ring Pop you're wearing.
"that's a very nice Ring Pop you're wearing."
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Right. Nan-Nans are the best.
"Right. Nan-Nans are the best."
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Yeah. Yeah, my Nan-Nan's... Gotcha. My Nan-Nan loves me so much.
"Yeah. Yeah, my Nan-Nan's... Gotcha. My Nan-Nan loves me so much."
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Jeez, Candice.
"Jeez, Candice."
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I'm not Candice anymore.
"I'm not Candice anymore."
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Ah, that's our time.
"Ah, that's our time."
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Remember, tomorrow is Cher Day,
"Remember, tomorrow is Cher Day,"
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so bring in a small item
"so bring in a small item"
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Ethan, please stay behind for uno minuto.
"Ethan, please stay behind for uno minuto."
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Ooh!
"Ooh!"
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Relax, Ethan, you're not in trouble.
"Relax, Ethan, you're not in trouble."
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I just wanted to offer you a little after-school snack.
"I just wanted to offer you a little after-school snack."
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You want it, don't you, Ethan?
"You want it, don't you, Ethan?"
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[ Breathing heavily ]
"[ Breathing heavily ]"
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First, tell me everything you know.
"First, tell me everything you know."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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When mommies and daddies love each other,
"When mommies and daddies love each other,"
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they touch their butts together and a baby...
"they touch their butts together and a baby..."
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No, Ethan. Everything about Sauceface.
"No, Ethan. Everything about Sauceface."
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Like where I can find him or her or them.
"Like where I can find him or her or them."
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I guess I did hear somebody say a thingy was gonna go down
"I guess I did hear somebody say a thingy was gonna go down"
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tomorrow in that room where I eat all the paint.
"tomorrow in that room where I eat all the paint."
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[ Gasps ] The art room!
"[ Gasps ] The art room!"
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You all know me, what I do.
"You all know me, what I do."
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And you know what I can do for you.
"And you know what I can do for you."
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