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Clips from Close Enough - Sauceface/Houseguest from Hell (S02E02)

Short Films 2020 Season 2, Episode 2 272 clips
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DNA! DNA!
"DNA! DNA!"
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We got our results back
"We got our results back"
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and Josh is white.
"and Josh is white."
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Can you believe it?
"Can you believe it?"
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I'm descended from a long line of... creeps?
"I'm descended from a long line of... creeps?"
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[ Chuckling ]
"[ Chuckling ]"
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[ Chuckles ] Ooh, ahh, ooh!
"[ Chuckles ] Ooh, ahh, ooh!"
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that they were astronauts
"that they were astronauts"
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were attacked by Martians
"were attacked by Martians"
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and they heroically died protecting the spaceship.
"and they heroically died protecting the spaceship."
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were thieves.
"were thieves."
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They slurped gas out of tanks
"They slurped gas out of tanks"
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...able to sniff out a full tank from 30 yards away.
"...able to sniff out a full tank from 30 yards away."
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"Hey, what you doing over there? That's my car!"
""Hey, what you doing over there? That's my car!""
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Then, one night, I came along.
"Then, one night, I came along."
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[ Gun cocks ] Hands up!
"[ Gun cocks ] Hands up!"
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Little did I know
"Little did I know"
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Aww.
"Aww."
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Eventually, the law caught up to them.
"Eventually, the law caught up to them."
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I brought you to visit them
"I brought you to visit them"
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Ma! I can take care of myself!
"Ma! I can take care of myself!"
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[ Laughs ] A Trickle.
"[ Laughs ] A Trickle."
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I don't know what to say.
"I don't know what to say."
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What?! McRibs?!
"What?! McRibs?!"
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Hell, yes!
"Hell, yes!"
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When you're with the Trickles,
"When you're with the Trickles,"
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McRibs are on the menu year round!
"McRibs are on the menu year round!"
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you withholdin' sack of dog shit.
"you withholdin' sack of dog shit."
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Out of our minds on gas fumes.
"Out of our minds on gas fumes."
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What do you do now?
"What do you do now?"
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We're frackers! We suck gas from the land.
"We're frackers! We suck gas from the land."
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Mountain Dew and rum.
"Mountain Dew and rum."
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This tastes like I banged my head on a pole.
"This tastes like I banged my head on a pole."
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I love it.
"I love it."
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Hot damn, look at that!
"Hot damn, look at that!"
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You got the cheeks, too!
"You got the cheeks, too!"
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[ Laughing ]
"[ Laughing ]"
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[ Grunts ]
"[ Grunts ]"
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Just stepping up where others wouldn't.
"Just stepping up where others wouldn't."
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What're you two up to these days?
"What're you two up to these days?"
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They don't steal gas anymore!
"They don't steal gas anymore!"
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Ma! Stop getting hung up on the fact
"Ma! Stop getting hung up on the fact"
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In Europe, they're called "bidettes."
"In Europe, they're called "bidettes.""
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That'd be amazing! Alright then.
"That'd be amazing! Alright then."
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Uh, yeah. I guess so.
"Uh, yeah. I guess so."
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[ Sniffs ] Huh?
"[ Sniffs ] Huh?"
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Huh. [ Grunts ]
"Huh. [ Grunts ]"
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Fracking?!
"Fracking?!"
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a little bit of secret frackin'.
"a little bit of secret frackin'."
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[ Chuckles ]
"[ Chuckles ]"
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Well, Goddamn.
"Well, Goddamn."
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Soon as we pulled up the other day, I smelled it.
"Soon as we pulled up the other day, I smelled it."
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[ Children shouting ]
"[ Children shouting ]"
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I'm sorry we didn't tell ya, bud.
"I'm sorry we didn't tell ya, bud."
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about fracking under people's houses.
"about fracking under people's houses."
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[ Screaming ]
"[ Screaming ]"
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That sinkhole ain't playin'!
"That sinkhole ain't playin'!"
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Let's bail! C'mon, Randy!
"Let's bail! C'mon, Randy!"
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No! You're gonna destroy my home!
"No! You're gonna destroy my home!"
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and go back to bein' all buddy buddy?
"and go back to bein' all buddy buddy?"
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Until next time!
"Until next time!"
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[ Panting ]
"[ Panting ]"
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[ Grunts ]
"[ Grunts ]"
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[ Grunts ]
"[ Grunts ]"
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Aaaah!
"Aaaah!"
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[ Grunts ]
"[ Grunts ]"
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Dad! Don't do this!
"Dad! Don't do this!"
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Sorry, son.
"Sorry, son."
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Ma?!
"Ma?!"
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What are we gonna do?
"What are we gonna do?"
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[ Slurping ]
"[ Slurping ]"
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I may've inherited the Trickle nose and cheeks,
"I may've inherited the Trickle nose and cheeks,"
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[ Chuckles ]
"[ Chuckles ]"
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Get rid of it! [ Grunts ]
"Get rid of it! [ Grunts ]"
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All: DNA! DNA! DNA! DNA! DNA!
"All: DNA! DNA! DNA! DNA! DNA!"
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What's up? What are we doing?
"What's up? What are we doing?"
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from that bulk genetic test we bought from Costco!
"from that bulk genetic test we bought from Costco!"
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Nice. So, whose ancestors killed who?
"Nice. So, whose ancestors killed who?"
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Well, my people came from Guadalajara...
"Well, my people came from Guadalajara..."
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Bridgette's came from Kyoto...
"Bridgette's came from Kyoto..."
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Mine says there's a 92% chance
"Mine says there's a 92% chance"
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[ Chuckles ]
"[ Chuckles ]"
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Ooh, aha.
"Ooh, aha."
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You're out of here!
"You're out of here!"
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Well, that doesn't seem scientific!
"Well, that doesn't seem scientific!"
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Please let me be related to Bruce Willis.
"Please let me be related to Bruce Willis."
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Well, this can't be right.
"Well, this can't be right."
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Ma told me my birth parents died.
"Ma told me my birth parents died."
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But Costco says they're living in Malibu?!
"But Costco says they're living in Malibu?!"
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[ All gasp ]
"[ All gasp ]"
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Randy... And not just that they were dead...
"Randy... And not just that they were dead..."
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who went on a top-secret mission to Mars!
"who went on a top-secret mission to Mars!"
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Where they and their trusty chimpanzee, Derek,
"Where they and their trusty chimpanzee, Derek,"
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Is none of that true?!
"Is none of that true?!"
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I'm so sorry.
"I'm so sorry."
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It's just... I could never bring myself
"It's just... I could never bring myself"
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to tell you the truth about your parents.
"to tell you the truth about your parents."
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Which is?
"Which is?"
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[ Sighs ]
"[ Sighs ]"
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Your parents, Wyatt and Deborah Trickle,
"Your parents, Wyatt and Deborah Trickle,"
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from Santa Maria to Santa Clarita.
"from Santa Maria to Santa Clarita."
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[ Gasps ]
"[ Gasps ]"
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what they'd be willing to do to get away.
"what they'd be willing to do to get away."
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with 15 gallons of premium unleaded.
"with 15 gallons of premium unleaded."
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to try to keep them in your life.
"to try to keep them in your life."
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So, that's why I never told you.
"So, that's why I never told you."
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I couldn't stand the idea of you thinking
"I couldn't stand the idea of you thinking"
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someone wouldn't want you.
"someone wouldn't want you."
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Well, despite what you think,
"Well, despite what you think,"
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I'm a big boy that can handle the truth.
"I'm a big boy that can handle the truth."
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In fact, I already e-mailed my parents,
"In fact, I already e-mailed my parents,"
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and I'm meeting them today.
"and I'm meeting them today."
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Randy, you need to be careful.
"Randy, you need to be careful."
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