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Clips from Glee - Drama (S02E02)

TV Series 2009 –2015 Season 2, Episode 1 45 min ★ 6.8/10 (162,956 ratings) 729 clips
Drama Comedy Music

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Drama 1 1
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Drama 1 18
Drama 1 19
Theatricality 1 20
Funk 1 21
Drama 1 22
Drama 2 1
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Drama 3 1
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Drama 3 15
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Title Season Episode
Drama 3 18
Drama 3 19
Props 3 20
Nationals 3 21
Goodbye 3 22
The New Rachel 4 1
Britney 2.0 4 2
Makeover 4 3
The Break-Up 4 4
The Role You Were Born to Play 4 5
Glease 4 6
Dynamic Duets 4 7
Thanksgiving 4 8
Swan Song 4 9
Glee, Actually 4 10
Sadie Hawkins 4 11
Naked 4 12
Diva 4 13
I Do 4 14
Girls (and Boys) on Film 4 15
Feud 4 16
Guilty Pleasures 4 17
Shooting Star 4 18
Sweet Dreams 4 19
Lights Out 4 20
Wonder-ful 4 21
All or Nothing 4 22
Love, Love, Love 5 1
Tina in the Sky with Diamonds 5 2
The Quarterback 5 3
A Katy or a Gaga 5 4
The End of Twerk 5 5
Movin' Out 5 6
Puppet Master 5 7
Previously Unaired Christmas 5 8
Frenemies 5 9
Trio 5 10
City of Angels 5 11
100 5 12
New Directions 5 13
New New York 5 14
Bash 5 15
Tested 5 16
Opening Night 5 17
The Back-Up Plan 5 18
Old Dog, New Tricks 5 19
The Untitled Rachel Berry Project 5 20
Loser Like Me 6 1
Homecoming 6 2
Jagged Little Tapestry 6 3
The Hurt Locker: Part 1 6 4
The Hurt Locker: Part 2 6 5
What the World Needs Now 6 6
Transitioning 6 7
A Wedding 6 8
Child Star 6 9
The Rise and Fall of Sue Sylvester 6 10
We Built This Glee Club 6 11
2009 6 12
Dreams Come True 6 13
you spent all your summer pool cleaning money on a vasectomy.
"you spent all your summer pool cleaning money on a vasectomy."
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because you're not over Miss Fabray?
"because you're not over Miss Fabray?"
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- That people hate you and think you're nothing- - I'm busy.
"- That people hate you and think you're nothing- - I'm busy."
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What did you do with all that breast milk?
"What did you do with all that breast milk?"
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Welcome back, lady!
"Welcome back, lady!"
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Nobody wants to be a part of a club that just anyone can join.
"Nobody wants to be a part of a club that just anyone can join."
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High school's a dry run for the rest of your life.
"High school's a dry run for the rest of your life."
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Yeah. Mr. Schuester's right, you guys.
"Yeah. Mr. Schuester's right, you guys."
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# Jigga, I be Spiked out I could trip a referee #
"# Jigga, I be Spiked out I could trip a referee #"
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# Streetlights, big dreams all lookin' pretty #
"# Streetlights, big dreams all lookin' pretty #"
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# Big lights will inspire you #
"# Big lights will inspire you #"
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- # New York, New York # - # New York, New York #
"- # New York, New York # - # New York, New York #"
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- They're not even funny! - Now, don't be rude, William.
"- They're not even funny! - Now, don't be rude, William."
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Consider this a wake-up call.
"Consider this a wake-up call."
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The Panther isn't cool with anything...
"The Panther isn't cool with anything..."
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refers to herself in the third person as an animal.
"refers to herself in the third person as an animal."
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Well, give it a shot. We'll back you up, I promise.
"Well, give it a shot. We'll back you up, I promise."
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# I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad #
"# I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad #"
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# I would be the host of every day Christmas #
"# I would be the host of every day Christmas #"
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# Give Artie a wish list #
"# Give Artie a wish list #"
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- # World better prepare # - # For what #
"- # World better prepare # - # For what #"
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- # Oh-oh, oh-oh # - # Oh #
"- # Oh-oh, oh-oh # - # Oh #"
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# When I'm a billionaire #
"# When I'm a billionaire #"
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I'm very worried. You know, not for myself...
"I'm very worried. You know, not for myself..."
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You know what?
"You know what?"
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This is Artie. He'd like to try out for the team.
"This is Artie. He'd like to try out for the team."
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# I've got the power #
"# I've got the power #"
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- You got a boob job! - Yep, sure did.
"- You got a boob job! - Yep, sure did."
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- What happened to us being a family? Hey! - Stop it.
"- What happened to us being a family? Hey! - Stop it."
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They stole my sheet music and used it for toilet paper.
"They stole my sheet music and used it for toilet paper."
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# But I can't complete #
"# But I can't complete #"
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Wow. Um-
"Wow. Um-"
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# What I did for love #
"# What I did for love #"
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This kind of abuse and teasing...
"This kind of abuse and teasing..."
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will bring back all those childhood memories.
"will bring back all those childhood memories."
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She'll be shaken to her core. Humiliated and devastated.
"She'll be shaken to her core. Humiliated and devastated."
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She'll have no choice but to quit her job.
"She'll have no choice but to quit her job."
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And our budgets will be restored.
"And our budgets will be restored."
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Yes!
"Yes!"
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The boss says, uh, if you don't pay for 'em I have to...
"The boss says, uh, if you don't pay for 'em I have to..."
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which means we have to reuse my kid's Pampers...
"which means we have to reuse my kid's Pampers..."
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for another week.
"for another week."
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Hand 'em out, Wayne Newton. All right, guys, it's a pizza party.
"Hand 'em out, Wayne Newton. All right, guys, it's a pizza party."
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Dig in. Everybody has to eat at least four slices.
"Dig in. Everybody has to eat at least four slices."
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Let's go! And when you're done, full pads out on the field.
"Let's go! And when you're done, full pads out on the field."
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We're doing wind sprints.
"We're doing wind sprints."
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And the first 10 to puke are off the team.
"And the first 10 to puke are off the team."
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Hey, guys, um, there's pizza in there if you want some.
"Hey, guys, um, there's pizza in there if you want some."
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- Thank you. - Thank you.
"- Thank you. - Thank you."
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I figured that if Kurt's gay and he can do it, then why can't I?
"I figured that if Kurt's gay and he can do it, then why can't I?"
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Being gay isn't a handicap, Artie.
"Being gay isn't a handicap, Artie."
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How can you play football in a wheelchair anyway?
"How can you play football in a wheelchair anyway?"
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I have to get on that team, Finn.
"I have to get on that team, Finn."
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- Dude, what's this about? - Tina.
"- Dude, what's this about? - Tina."
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She dumped me for Mike Chang.
"She dumped me for Mike Chang."
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They fell in love over the summer at Asian camp.
"They fell in love over the summer at Asian camp."
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They were counselors, in charge of teaching...
"They were counselors, in charge of teaching..."
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all those tech-sawy Asian kids about the arts.
"all those tech-sawy Asian kids about the arts."
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# Getting to know all about you #
"# Getting to know all about you #"
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# Getting to like you ##
"# Getting to like you ##"
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So what did Tina say when she broke up with you?
"So what did Tina say when she broke up with you?"
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I think you're great, Artie. But you're a terrible boyfriend.
"I think you're great, Artie. But you're a terrible boyfriend."
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You ignored me for weeks this summer.
"You ignored me for weeks this summer."
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I was playing a marathon round of Halo, woman.
"I was playing a marathon round of Halo, woman."
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And then when we did get together...
"And then when we did get together..."
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all you wanted to do was watch Coming Home over and over.
"all you wanted to do was watch Coming Home over and over."
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Mike tries to be into what I'm into.
"Mike tries to be into what I'm into."
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Like his abs.
"Like his abs."
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Dude, I'm sympathetic for you. I just don't see you on the football team.
"Dude, I'm sympathetic for you. I just don't see you on the football team."
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Imagine you were pushing me in this hunk of metal down the field at full speed.
"Imagine you were pushing me in this hunk of metal down the field at full speed."
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The centrifugal force would be too much to stop.
"The centrifugal force would be too much to stop."
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I'd be like a medieval battering ram.
"I'd be like a medieval battering ram."
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Dude, you'd be like a human cannonball. That would be awesome!
"Dude, you'd be like a human cannonball. That would be awesome!"
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So you'll help?
"So you'll help?"
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Sure. But you gotta help me first.
"Sure. But you gotta help me first."
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Hey, Sam.
"Hey, Sam."
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My name's Finn. This here is Artie.
"My name's Finn. This here is Artie."
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Yeah, I know who you are. You're the- the quarterback.
"Yeah, I know who you are. You're the- the quarterback."
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Exactly. Which makes me very cool.
"Exactly. Which makes me very cool."
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And we'd like to talk to you about Glee Club.
"And we'd like to talk to you about Glee Club."
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So, Sam, tell us about yourself.
"So, Sam, tell us about yourself."
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My name's Sam Evans.
"My name's Sam Evans."
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I like comic books, sports.
"I like comic books, sports."
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I'm dyslexic, so my grades aren't that good.
"I'm dyslexic, so my grades aren't that good."
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- But I'm working on it. - Dude, your mouth is huge.
"- But I'm working on it. - Dude, your mouth is huge."
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How many tennis balls can you fit in there?
"How many tennis balls can you fit in there?"
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I don't know. I've never had any balls in my mouth.
"I don't know. I've never had any balls in my mouth."
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Have you?
"Have you?"
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- I like this kid. - I like his confidence.
"- I like this kid. - I like his confidence."
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- But the Bieber cut's gotta go. - Mm-hmm.
"- But the Bieber cut's gotta go. - Mm-hmm."
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So can you sing with that big mouth?
"So can you sing with that big mouth?"
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I've never really sung in front of anybody before.
"I've never really sung in front of anybody before."
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Dude, let me tell you- chicks dig singers.
"Dude, let me tell you- chicks dig singers."
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What song you got in your back pocket?
"What song you got in your back pocket?"
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Um, "Billionaire"?
"Um, "Billionaire"?"
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# Buy all of the things I never had #
"# Buy all of the things I never had #"
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# I wanna be on the cover of #
"# I wanna be on the cover of #"
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# Forbes magazine #
"# Forbes magazine #"
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# Smiling next to Oprah and the queen #
"# Smiling next to Oprah and the queen #"
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# Oh, every time I close my eyes #
"# Oh, every time I close my eyes #"
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# I see my name in shining lights #
"# I see my name in shining lights #"
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# Yeah #
"# Yeah #"
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# A different city every night Oh, I #
"# A different city every night Oh, I #"
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# I swear the world better prepare #
"# I swear the world better prepare #"
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# For when I'm a billionaire #
"# For when I'm a billionaire #"
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# Yeah, I would have a show like Oprah #
"# Yeah, I would have a show like Oprah #"
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# I'll probably pull a Angelina and Brad Pitt #
"# I'll probably pull a Angelina and Brad Pitt #"
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# And adopt a bunch of babies that ain't never had it #
"# And adopt a bunch of babies that ain't never had it #"
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# Give away a few Mercedes like Here, lady, have this #
"# Give away a few Mercedes like Here, lady, have this #"
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# And last but not least grant somebody their last wish #
"# And last but not least grant somebody their last wish #"
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# It's been a couple months that I been single, so #
"# It's been a couple months that I been single, so #"
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# You can call me Artie Claus minus the ho-ho #
"# You can call me Artie Claus minus the ho-ho #"
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# Get it I'll probably visit where Katrina hit #
"# Get it I'll probably visit where Katrina hit #"
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# And darn sure do a lot more than FEMA did #
"# And darn sure do a lot more than FEMA did #"
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# Yeah, can't forget about me, stupid #
"# Yeah, can't forget about me, stupid #"
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# Everywhere I go I'm-a have my own theme music #
"# Everywhere I go I'm-a have my own theme music #"
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# Oh, every time I close my eyes #
"# Oh, every time I close my eyes #"
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# Oh, what you see, what you see, bro #
"# Oh, what you see, what you see, bro #"
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# I see my name in shining lights #
"# I see my name in shining lights #"
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- # Uh-huh, uh-huh, and what else # - # Yeah #
"- # Uh-huh, uh-huh, and what else # - # Yeah #"
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