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Clips from Glee - Drama (S02E02)

TV Series 2009–2015 Season 2, Episode 13 45 min ★ 6.8/10 (162,956 ratings) 802 clips
Drama Comedy Music
Puck's got a thing for Lauren. She's not down with it.
"Puck's got a thing for Lauren. She's not down with it."
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who's supposed to be dating Sam, and Rachel kissed Finn too...
"who's supposed to be dating Sam, and Rachel kissed Finn too..."
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I actually learned something in my Spanish class today.
"I actually learned something in my Spanish class today."
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Glee Club's going to regionals, we got all of Sue's Cheerios money...
"Glee Club's going to regionals, we got all of Sue's Cheerios money..."
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"Good-bye, cruel world"?
""Good-bye, cruel world"?"
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She could be dead by now.
"She could be dead by now."
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No? All right.
"No? All right."
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I just stopped my own heart. It's my C. I.A. training.
"I just stopped my own heart. It's my C. I.A. training."
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or my Cheerios to do...
"or my Cheerios to do..."
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Emma, let's go.
"Emma, let's go."
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Oh. I for one am not gonna play backup at your little pity party.
"Oh. I for one am not gonna play backup at your little pity party."
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It's painting coasters time.
"It's painting coasters time."
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Cool.
"Cool."
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I didn't kiss Finn, Sam. I saved his life.
"I didn't kiss Finn, Sam. I saved his life."
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I know she's into me.
"I know she's into me."
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But how?
"But how?"
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Of course. My dad always said there are two ways to get a woman to love you:
"Of course. My dad always said there are two ways to get a woman to love you:"
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# Like baby, baby, baby #
"# Like baby, baby, baby #"
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You're about to be hit head-on with the full blond Bieber.
"You're about to be hit head-on with the full blond Bieber."
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Maybe launch a trend or two. I gave you half of my allowance...
"Maybe launch a trend or two. I gave you half of my allowance..."
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you're gonna say, "I'm just copying"...
"you're gonna say, "I'm just copying"..."
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I mean, Sue's got nothing to do now...
"I mean, Sue's got nothing to do now..."
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but life is beautiful.
"but life is beautiful."
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Well, yes, Will. As a matter of fact...
"Well, yes, Will. As a matter of fact..."
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there was- there was one moment.
"there was- there was one moment."
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And when it got to the chorus...
"And when it got to the chorus..."
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- I'm sorry? - I'd rather be dead.
"- I'm sorry? - I'd rather be dead."
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I have a pamphlet.
"I have a pamphlet."
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You know, make sure the old gal's okay.
"You know, make sure the old gal's okay."
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- This cannot be happening. - This seems like a terrible idea.
"- This cannot be happening. - This seems like a terrible idea."
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Now, it's no secret that Coach Sylvester has taken her licks.
"Now, it's no secret that Coach Sylvester has taken her licks."
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I mean, just wanky.
"I mean, just wanky."
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- We know that we're facing Kurt and the Warblers at regionals. - Sweet Porcelain.
"- We know that we're facing Kurt and the Warblers at regionals. - Sweet Porcelain."
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They cleaned our clock last year.
"They cleaned our clock last year."
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and part of our score will be based upon how well we interpret it.
"and part of our score will be based upon how well we interpret it."
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This year's theme: Anthem.
"This year's theme: Anthem."
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He'll be good.
"He'll be good."
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# You want my love You want my heart #
"# You want my love You want my heart #"
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# Like baby, baby, baby, no #
"# Like baby, baby, baby, no #"
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# Like baby, baby, baby, oh #
"# Like baby, baby, baby, oh #"
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# I thought you'd always be mine #
"# I thought you'd always be mine #"
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# Oh, oh, oh For you, I would have done whatever #
"# Oh, oh, oh For you, I would have done whatever #"
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- Ooh! - # And I'm in pieces #
"- Ooh! - # And I'm in pieces #"
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# Baby, fix me #
"# Baby, fix me #"
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# And I just can't believe my first love won't be around #
"# And I just can't believe my first love won't be around #"
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Quinn seemed to be pretty into him when I was singing in Glee Club.
"Quinn seemed to be pretty into him when I was singing in Glee Club."
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No way.
"No way."
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You're a genius. They have changed my life.
"You're a genius. They have changed my life."
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I mean, sort of. The goat just ate the money.
"I mean, sort of. The goat just ate the money."
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Okay. The only way to proceed is for you to come to school dressed exactly like me.
"Okay. The only way to proceed is for you to come to school dressed exactly like me."
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I have found myself dropped behind enemy lines...
"I have found myself dropped behind enemy lines..."
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Schuester and his guidance counselor Ginger...
"Schuester and his guidance counselor Ginger..."
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So I've decided I'm going to sing a song in Glee Club, and I need your advice.
"So I've decided I'm going to sing a song in Glee Club, and I need your advice."
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I mean, being a diva is all about attitude, something I know you're not short on.
"I mean, being a diva is all about attitude, something I know you're not short on."
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What?
"What?"
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I heard what you said about me.
"I heard what you said about me."
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Just when I thought we were friends.
"Just when I thought we were friends."
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Guess we're just gonna have to settle this the old-fashioned way.
"Guess we're just gonna have to settle this the old-fashioned way."
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- Why not right now? - 'Cause I have to go get my cross-trainers.
"- Why not right now? - 'Cause I have to go get my cross-trainers."
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Want to know why? I'm gonna be doing some runs.
"Want to know why? I'm gonna be doing some runs."
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So, Friday night...
"So, Friday night..."
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Hey, everybody. We are the new and improved The Justin Bieber Experience...
"Hey, everybody. We are the new and improved The Justin Bieber Experience..."
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and we think this song is an anthem because everything Bieber does is epic.
"and we think this song is an anthem because everything Bieber does is epic."
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Hit it.
"Hit it."
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- # Gotta, gotta Gotta, gotta keep it close # - # Oh #
"- # Gotta, gotta Gotta, gotta keep it close # - # Oh #"
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# Running a thousand miles, just get to where you are #
"# Running a thousand miles, just get to where you are #"
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# Baby, listen #
"# Baby, listen #"
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# I just need somebody to love #
"# I just need somebody to love #"
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# I need somebody I- I need somebody #
"# I need somebody I- I need somebody #"
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# Oh, oh, oh #
"# Oh, oh, oh #"
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Whoo!
"Whoo!"
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Nice.
"Nice."
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Uh, I actually can't do Friday.
"Uh, I actually can't do Friday."
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Hey, Lauren. So, uh, what'd you think?
"Hey, Lauren. So, uh, what'd you think?"
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Honestly...
"Honestly..."
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That is, until I remember that he looks like he's 12, then it's sort of creepy.
"That is, until I remember that he looks like he's 12, then it's sort of creepy."
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I'll keep you posted.
"I'll keep you posted."
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Okay. I want to do a number for Glee Club.
"Okay. I want to do a number for Glee Club."
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- Up until now I've only ever really sung in the steam shower. - Hot.
"- Up until now I've only ever really sung in the steam shower. - Hot."
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- Even the dudes? - It's not about sex.
"- Even the dudes? - It's not about sex."
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Remember, I want this diva-off to be a bloodbath.
"Remember, I want this diva-off to be a bloodbath."
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Great.
"Great."
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Well, I wasn't, but then somebody told me...
"Well, I wasn't, but then somebody told me..."
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# Yeah #
"# Yeah #"
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# Yeah, hey #
"# Yeah, hey #"
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# I hear people say "Baby, so sweet" #
"# I hear people say "Baby, so sweet" #"
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# Ever since puberty everybody stares at me #
"# Ever since puberty everybody stares at me #"
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# So be kind and don't lose your mind #
"# So be kind and don't lose your mind #"
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# Who I was meant to be #
"# Who I was meant to be #"
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# And if you give a damn #
"# And if you give a damn #"
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# You love the limelight too now, baby #
"# You love the limelight too now, baby #"
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# No way can I be what I'm not #
"# No way can I be what I'm not #"
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- # Or leave me # - # Or leave me #
"- # Or leave me # - # Or leave me #"
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# Or leave me #
"# Or leave me #"
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# I'm gone ##
"# I'm gone ##"
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- No. Her. What about her? - No. Her.
"- No. Her. What about her? - No. Her."
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- I understand you wish to see me. - Yeah, Sue. I did.
"- I understand you wish to see me. - Yeah, Sue. I did."
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What are you doing tomorrow night? I want to take you somewhere.
"What are you doing tomorrow night? I want to take you somewhere."
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Just... music.
"Just... music."
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Fine. And, William, I don't care how adorable those kids are.
"Fine. And, William, I don't care how adorable those kids are."
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I will start pulling catheters.
"I will start pulling catheters."
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Hi.
"Hi."
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- So, does everyone know their parts? - Yes.
"- So, does everyone know their parts? - Yes."
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- All right? - Okay.
"- All right? - Okay."
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# This little light of mine #
"# This little light of mine #"
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Good job.
"Good job."
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but no, I look hot and smart.
"but no, I look hot and smart."
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would turn her into a fashion institution.
"would turn her into a fashion institution."
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Is this a joke?
"Is this a joke?"
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Well, I used it to pay a publicist.
"Well, I used it to pay a publicist."
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Brittany, I'm trying to stage a comeback here.
"Brittany, I'm trying to stage a comeback here."
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I'm really sorry, but I have to go.
"I'm really sorry, but I have to go."
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- and this would be my national anthem. - Okay.
"- and this would be my national anthem. - Okay."
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# I know what guys want #
"# I know what guys want #"
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# I see them looking #
"# I see them looking #"
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# I like to tease them #
"# I like to tease them #"
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# I will let you #
"# I will let you #"
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# I will let you #
"# I will let you #"
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# You can trust me #
"# You can trust me #"
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# How would you like it? #
"# How would you like it? #"
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