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Clips from Glee - Drama (S01E01)

TV Series 2009 –2015 Season 1, Episode 19 45 min ★ 6.8/10 (162,956 ratings) 748 clips

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Hi. I'm Brenda.
[School Bell Rings]
I just would like to know who she is.
So let's check it out without them knowing.
Just go away, please.
Me and those kids- coaching Glee Club.
but you're gonna sing it again right now.
# He says, son can you play me a memory #
# Come back to you #
# Dream on #
##[Electronic Pop]
#We can dance if we want to #
# I say, we can go where we want to #
#A place where they will never find #
#We can dance We can dance #
# It's safe to dance #
I did a little research, Sue.
Um...
#As they tear your hope apart #
[School Bell Rings]
Sorry you had to do that, Mr. Schue.
# Stars shining bright above you #
- But then she quit. - It's just not who I am.
Rachel hurt her voice and couldn't sing.
I compensate with humor.
And that's what you missed on Glee.
- [School Bell Rings] - You wanted to see me?
He's the newest member of our school board...
and he'd like to speak to you.
Will Schuester, meet Mr. Bryan Ryan.
- ##[Piano Intro] - We've met.
[Will Narrating] Bryan Ryan.
# Cheer up, sleepyJean #
# Oh, what can it mean #
# To a daydream believer #
- #And a homecoming queen # - [Kids Exclaiming]
What's the matter, Schuester- cat got your talent?
- [Chuckles] - [Kids Laugh]
I'm here to do an audit of our curriculum, Will.
It's really just a formality, William.
It was, Will.
And after I graduated, I hit the big time.
I was a featured soloist at Kings Island...
in the Doodledy-Do Musical Review.
We were a smash.
Then, for three years, I did the cruise ship circuit.
in the West Lima crack district.
Then... something amazing happened.
I was introduced toJesus.
He was my Honduran social worker.
I straightened up, put down the pipe...
met the love of my life-Wilma...
and now I run a successful used-Hummer dealership.
Don't make that face. Global warming's a theory.
[Sighs] And four nights a week...
I run a show choir conversion group.
And it's been 42 days since I sang a show tune.
[Group] Hi, Brenda.
Years ago, when I auditioned...
to play Miss Adelaide in Guys and Dolls...
I was asked to take my top off.
Evidently, that is not customary.
And... that's when I started huffing glue.
My name is Russell. I'm a glee club survivor.
Whenever anything bad would happen...
Show choir kills.
I just want to have a talk with your kids...
What if I say no?
Just let him speak to the kids, William.
What's the worst that can happen?
Okay, guys, listen up. This is Mr. Ryan.
He's a member of the school board...
and he would like to say a few words.
L-I just want you guys to listen critically...
Take out a piece of paper, and, on that paper...
I want you to write down your biggest dream...
Your dream is never going to happen.
So unless you wrote down that your dream...
you're going to be very disappointed.
This is really depressing.
Well, let me tell you...
showbiz dreams are the most unrealistic of them all.
But... that's what I want to do with my life.
Oh, look, I'm not trying to hurt your feelings.
I'm just trying to spare you disappointment.
I think we get your point.
Aw, well, Schuester here's a prime example.
He used to have that glimmer ofhope in his eyes...
that I can see right now in all of yours.