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Clips from Glee - Drama (S03E03)

TV Series 2009–2015 Season 3, Episode 18 45 min ★ 6.8/10 (162,956 ratings) 948 clips
Drama Comedy Music
Puck has big-time pool-cleaning business dreams,
"Puck has big-time pool-cleaning business dreams,"
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So what if I have some superstitions, too?
"So what if I have some superstitions, too?"
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that the sun is going to cry with envy.
"that the sun is going to cry with envy."
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like how there's a cheerleading coach at their school
"like how there's a cheerleading coach at their school"
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Oh, well, maybe, oh, just maybe,
"Oh, well, maybe, oh, just maybe,"
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on what we can and cannot joke about.
"on what we can and cannot joke about."
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no!"
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to Call of Duty tourneys anymore.
"to Call of Duty tourneys anymore."
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Okay, let's do it!
"Okay, let's do it!"
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NYADA's not gonna know what hit them. Uh-uh.
"NYADA's not gonna know what hit them. Uh-uh."
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♪ He had it coming, he had it coming ♪
"♪ He had it coming, he had it coming ♪"
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♪ And then he used it ♪ ♪ Pop ♪
"♪ And then he used it ♪ ♪ Pop ♪"
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♪ And he abused it ♪ ♪ Six ♪
"♪ And he abused it ♪ ♪ Six ♪"
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♪ It was a murder, but not a crime ♪
"♪ It was a murder, but not a crime ♪"
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And then when he came home from work,
"And then when he came home from work,"
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a very carefully planned attack on Puck
"a very carefully planned attack on Puck"
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So, when Puck comes in the gate, you just roll your wheelchair
"So, when Puck comes in the gate, you just roll your wheelchair"
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♪ I don't belong like I did before ♪
"♪ I don't belong like I did before ♪"
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♪ Oh, I can't go back there anymore ♪
"♪ Oh, I can't go back there anymore ♪"
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♪ Now, once again, where does it rain? ♪
"♪ Now, once again, where does it rain? ♪"
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I was... ashamed.
"I was... ashamed."
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Question two:
"Question two:"
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♪ And given half a chance ♪
"♪ And given half a chance ♪"
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♪ Shake it out, shake it out ♪
"♪ Shake it out, shake it out ♪"
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I mean, a second time.
"I mean, a second time."
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♪ I'll tell them we both just moved on ♪
"♪ I'll tell them we both just moved on ♪"
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♪ Act like there's nothing wrong ♪
"♪ Act like there's nothing wrong ♪"
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♪ I'm talking in circles ♪
"♪ I'm talking in circles ♪"
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So here's what you missed on Glee: Kurt and Rachel made
"So here's what you missed on Glee: Kurt and Rachel made"
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the final cut for NYADA, which means the biggest
"the final cut for NYADA, which means the biggest"
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audition of their lives is coming up if
"audition of their lives is coming up if"
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they want their big time Broadway dreams to come true.
"they want their big time Broadway dreams to come true."
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but first he has to graduate.
"but first he has to graduate."
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Roz Washington's been trying to steal
"Roz Washington's been trying to steal"
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the Cheerios! from Sue the same way
"the Cheerios! from Sue the same way"
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Beiste stole Cooter the football recruiter
"Beiste stole Cooter the football recruiter"
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and got married after a romantic taco dinner.
"and got married after a romantic taco dinner."
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And that's what you missed on Glee.
"And that's what you missed on Glee."
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Deep in space there are giant interstellar clouds.
"Deep in space there are giant interstellar clouds."
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Most of them just float through the universe,
"Most of them just float through the universe,"
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content to be balls of gas and space dust,
"content to be balls of gas and space dust,"
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but there are special ones.
"but there are special ones."
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Maybe they collide with a supernova
"Maybe they collide with a supernova"
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or are just made up of something extra amazing,
"or are just made up of something extra amazing,"
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but one day they just get too big for the nebulas they're in
"but one day they just get too big for the nebulas they're in"
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and with the sheer gravitational force
"and with the sheer gravitational force"
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of their awesomeness, they become a star.
"of their awesomeness, they become a star."
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I am that amazing cloud.
"I am that amazing cloud."
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My whole life has led to this moment.
"My whole life has led to this moment."
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My NYADA audition is this week.
"My NYADA audition is this week."
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All of the singing and dancing lessons and hours spent
"All of the singing and dancing lessons and hours spent"
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until late into the night practicing
"until late into the night practicing"
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my Oscar acceptance speech into a mirror
"my Oscar acceptance speech into a mirror"
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are just about to come home to find purchase.
"are just about to come home to find purchase."
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My fiancé couldn't be more excited or supportive.
"My fiancé couldn't be more excited or supportive."
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Happy. Sad. Surprised. Thoughtful. Presidential.
"Happy. Sad. Surprised. Thoughtful. Presidential."
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Hmm.
"Hmm."
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I have some simple rules
"I have some simple rules"
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when I'm getting ready for a big performance.
"when I'm getting ready for a big performance."
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First, no milk-- makes you too phlegmy.
"First, no milk-- makes you too phlegmy."
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Second, no doorknobs-- they spread infections.
"Second, no doorknobs-- they spread infections."
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So do kisses.
"So do kisses."
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I never step on cracks and sometimes I walk bacards,
"I never step on cracks and sometimes I walk bacards,"
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and everyone I see becomes a metaphor
"and everyone I see becomes a metaphor"
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for the things that could stop me.
"for the things that could stop me."
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I just give each one my gold star death stare.
"I just give each one my gold star death stare."
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None of them stand a chance.
"None of them stand a chance."
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You are a star, Rachel Berry, and in just two days from now
"You are a star, Rachel Berry, and in just two days from now"
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you are going to shine so bright on that stage
"you are going to shine so bright on that stage"
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You know when your time is, and it's now.
"You know when your time is, and it's now."
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Hey, listen, man...
"Hey, listen, man..."
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I overheard you talking to that sophomore girl yesterday.
"I overheard you talking to that sophomore girl yesterday."
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Whoa, back off, dude, you've got a fiancée.
"Whoa, back off, dude, you've got a fiancée."
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Plus, I called dibs on all the chicks
"Plus, I called dibs on all the chicks"
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whose boobs aren't done growing yet.
"whose boobs aren't done growing yet."
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Not that, okay?
"Not that, okay?"
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You guys were talking about graduation.
"You guys were talking about graduation."
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Yeah, I might not graduate,
"Yeah, I might not graduate,"
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but it's okay 'cause gowns are for ladies
"but it's okay 'cause gowns are for ladies"
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and tassels are for strippers.
"and tassels are for strippers."
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Dude, hear me out.
"Dude, hear me out."
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I know you got your pool-cleaning business
"I know you got your pool-cleaning business"
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and everything, but even if college isn't your thing,
"and everything, but even if college isn't your thing,"
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it's still important to graduate.
"it's still important to graduate."
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You gotta think ahead.
"You gotta think ahead."
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Who knows, maybe one day you're gonna want
"Who knows, maybe one day you're gonna want"
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to clean the White House pool or something.
"to clean the White House pool or something."
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I appreciate the brovention, but I just told her that
"I appreciate the brovention, but I just told her that"
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so I can get a sympathy pants massage.
"so I can get a sympathy pants massage."
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I'll be getting my diploma right next you.
"I'll be getting my diploma right next you."
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I'm doing good in auto, metal and wood shop.
"I'm doing good in auto, metal and wood shop."
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So, all I gotta do is pass Mrs. Doosenberry's European Geography test
"So, all I gotta do is pass Mrs. Doosenberry's European Geography test"
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and I can graduate.
"and I can graduate."
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Yeah, but how are you going to do that?
"Yeah, but how are you going to do that?"
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I got a plan.
"I got a plan."
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Okay, class, what can you tell me about the Danube River?
"Okay, class, what can you tell me about the Danube River?"
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Mr. Puckerman?
"Mr. Puckerman?"
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It's wet.
"It's wet."
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Real wet.
"Real wet."
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I may not be too good at world geography,
"I may not be too good at world geography,"
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but I'm real good at female geography.
"but I'm real good at female geography."
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I'm gonna give Doosenberry a little P-U-C-K
"I'm gonna give Doosenberry a little P-U-C-K"
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so I don't get an "F."
"so I don't get an "F.""
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Hmm.
"Hmm."
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You guys, I just went to my first student council meeting,
"You guys, I just went to my first student council meeting,"
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and I found out that we have another prom this year.
"and I found out that we have another prom this year."
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So, as president, I need to come up with a theme.
"So, as president, I need to come up with a theme."
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And I'm thinking, if we do alien abductions,
"And I'm thinking, if we do alien abductions,"
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we could set up cornfields and probing booths.
"we could set up cornfields and probing booths."
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Great. Yeah. All right.
"Great. Yeah. All right."
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Aw, hell.
"Aw, hell."
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Looks like Mr. Beiste went all Chris Brown on Mrs. Beiste--
"Looks like Mr. Beiste went all Chris Brown on Mrs. Beiste--"
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What happened, Coach, Cooter put the smack-down on you
"What happened, Coach, Cooter put the smack-down on you"
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'cause you wouldn't let him be on top?
"'cause you wouldn't let him be on top?"
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What did you just say?
"What did you just say?"
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Nothing. It was a joke.
"Nothing. It was a joke."
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So, men hitting women is funny to you?
"So, men hitting women is funny to you?"
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Oh, please. We obviously don't think
"Oh, please. We obviously don't think"
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Beiste was hit by anybody.
"Beiste was hit by anybody."
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I mean, look at her, she's a wall.
"I mean, look at her, she's a wall."
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