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Clips from Glee - Drama (S01E01)

TV Series 2009 –2015 Season 1, Episode 3 45 min ★ 6.8/10 (162,956 ratings) 686 clips
Drama Comedy Music

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Title Season Episode
Drama 1 1
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Drama 1 3
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Drama 1 5
Drama 1 6
Drama 1 7
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Drama 1 14
Drama 1 15
Drama 1 16
Drama 1 17
Drama 1 18
Drama 1 19
Theatricality 1 20
Funk 1 21
Drama 1 22
Drama 2 1
Drama 2 2
Drama 2 3
Drama 2 4
Drama 2 5
Drama 2 6
Drama 2 7
Drama 2 8
Drama 2 9
Drama 2 10
Drama 2 11
Drama 2 12
Drama 2 13
Drama 2 14
Drama 2 15
Drama 2 16
Drama 2 17
Drama 2 18
Drama 2 19
Drama 2 20
Drama 2 21
Drama 2 22
Drama 3 1
Drama 3 2
Drama 3 3
Drama 3 4
Drama 3 5
Drama 3 6
Drama 3 7
Drama 3 8
Drama 3 9
Drama 3 10
Drama 3 11
Drama 3 12
Drama 3 13
Drama 3 14
Drama 3 15
Drama 3 16
Drama 3 17
Title Season Episode
Drama 3 18
Drama 3 19
Props 3 20
Nationals 3 21
Goodbye 3 22
The New Rachel 4 1
Britney 2.0 4 2
Makeover 4 3
The Break-Up 4 4
The Role You Were Born to Play 4 5
Glease 4 6
Dynamic Duets 4 7
Thanksgiving 4 8
Swan Song 4 9
Glee, Actually 4 10
Sadie Hawkins 4 11
Naked 4 12
Diva 4 13
I Do 4 14
Girls (and Boys) on Film 4 15
Feud 4 16
Guilty Pleasures 4 17
Shooting Star 4 18
Sweet Dreams 4 19
Lights Out 4 20
Wonder-ful 4 21
All or Nothing 4 22
Love, Love, Love 5 1
Tina in the Sky with Diamonds 5 2
The Quarterback 5 3
A Katy or a Gaga 5 4
The End of Twerk 5 5
Movin' Out 5 6
Puppet Master 5 7
Previously Unaired Christmas 5 8
Frenemies 5 9
Trio 5 10
City of Angels 5 11
100 5 12
New Directions 5 13
New New York 5 14
Bash 5 15
Tested 5 16
Opening Night 5 17
The Back-Up Plan 5 18
Old Dog, New Tricks 5 19
The Untitled Rachel Berry Project 5 20
Loser Like Me 6 1
Homecoming 6 2
Jagged Little Tapestry 6 3
The Hurt Locker: Part 1 6 4
The Hurt Locker: Part 2 6 5
What the World Needs Now 6 6
Transitioning 6 7
A Wedding 6 8
Child Star 6 9
The Rise and Fall of Sue Sylvester 6 10
We Built This Glee Club 6 11
2009 6 12
Dreams Come True 6 13
Your secret is safe with me. I spent six months in the Hanoi Hilton.
"Your secret is safe with me. I spent six months in the Hanoi Hilton."
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I mean, I'm already up all night thinkin' about this.
"I mean, I'm already up all night thinkin' about this."
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but... you're not a... trained choreographer.
"but... you're not a... trained choreographer."
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on Broadway.
"on Broadway."
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Just because he understudied doesn't mean he ever performed.
"Just because he understudied doesn't mean he ever performed."
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Did you ever perform, Mr. Schuester?
"Did you ever perform, Mr. Schuester?"
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I wanted to. That was my dream, you know?
"I wanted to. That was my dream, you know?"
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I mean, especially since we're... we're both in relationships now, both of us.
"I mean, especially since we're... we're both in relationships now, both of us."
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- Right. - I'm in a relationship. You're in a relationship.
"- Right. - I'm in a relationship. You're in a relationship."
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- Huh? - Huh.
"- Huh? - Huh."
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- Here comes Henri. - Oh, shoot.
"- Here comes Henri. - Oh, shoot."
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other than writing my Desperate Housewives fan fiction.
"other than writing my Desperate Housewives fan fiction."
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But bustin' out some white-hot new jack swing...
"But bustin' out some white-hot new jack swing..."
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Being in a boy band did wonders for our love life.
"Being in a boy band did wonders for our love life."
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has agreed to let us hire Dakota Stanley, we can.
"has agreed to let us hire Dakota Stanley, we can."
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Hey, wait up. Y-You can't do this to Mr. Schuester.
"Hey, wait up. Y-You can't do this to Mr. Schuester."
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but you're just pretending like you're pissed about something else 'cause...
"but you're just pretending like you're pissed about something else 'cause..."
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and I'm just this nobody that everybody makes fun of.
"and I'm just this nobody that everybody makes fun of."
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It's a good start. You're sowing the seeds of destruction.
"It's a good start. You're sowing the seeds of destruction."
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then we went after the sheep.
"then we went after the sheep."
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You need to go after these Glee Clubbers one by one.
"You need to go after these Glee Clubbers one by one."
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But I want to.
"But I want to."
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Special Ed kids will get more play than we will.
"Special Ed kids will get more play than we will."
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Oh, I think you are.
"Oh, I think you are."
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and I want Acafellas to be the main event.
"and I want Acafellas to be the main event."
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- Well? - "Is it too soon to call Will Schuester...
"- Well? - "Is it too soon to call Will Schuester..."
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since he accidentally friended me on MySpace.
"since he accidentally friended me on MySpace."
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he is only interested if I am in the group.
"he is only interested if I am in the group."
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Guys, that's Andrea Cohen. She won outstanding soloist...
"Guys, that's Andrea Cohen. She won outstanding soloist..."
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# Stop playin' games #
"# Stop playin' games #"
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Hey, where is everybody?
"Hey, where is everybody?"
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Do you know, uh... When I get stressed, I... I work out.
"Do you know, uh... When I get stressed, I... I work out."
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It was fun while it lasted.
"It was fun while it lasted."
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You got a sec, Mr. Schue?
"You got a sec, Mr. Schue?"
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Trust me. I know.
"Trust me. I know."
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I also stopped beatin' people up so much.
"I also stopped beatin' people up so much."
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Hit some home runs. All right, guys? All right.
"Hit some home runs. All right, guys? All right."
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Really? Well, what if I can't? You know, there's not a lot of guys around here...
"Really? Well, what if I can't? You know, there's not a lot of guys around here..."
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Nobody notices us. Hello? We're in Glee Club.
"Nobody notices us. Hello? We're in Glee Club."
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Now maybe that's not enough for you guys, but it's enough for me.
"Now maybe that's not enough for you guys, but it's enough for me."
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- Come on! - Oh. Oh, excited.
"- Come on! - Oh. Oh, excited."
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I'm shocked you're not married.
"I'm shocked you're not married."
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I'm sorry, Mercedes, but I thought I made it very clear.
"I'm sorry, Mercedes, but I thought I made it very clear."
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# And no, it didn't mend my broken heart #
"# And no, it didn't mend my broken heart #"
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Well, you busted my heart. Hmm!
"Well, you busted my heart. Hmm!"
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Uh, you... Uh. Nose job.
"Uh, you... Uh. Nose job."
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and ask yourself, "Do I wanna be a winner"...
"and ask yourself, "Do I wanna be a winner"..."
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Barbra Streisand.
"Barbra Streisand."
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- Thankfully, she refused. - Where's this going, Yentl?
"- Thankfully, she refused. - Where's this going, Yentl?"
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And that's what makes us special.
"And that's what makes us special."
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He was a one-armed pitcher for the Yankees. Pitched a no-hitter.
"He was a one-armed pitcher for the Yankees. Pitched a no-hitter."
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Uh... Barely.
"Uh... Barely."
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- # To the ah, ticktock # - I know you're not gonna sing that song.
"- # To the ah, ticktock # - I know you're not gonna sing that song."
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# I've been waiting all night #
"# I've been waiting all night #"
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Stop e-mailing me.
"Stop e-mailing me."
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Hey, kids. Have you seen Doodle?
"Hey, kids. Have you seen Doodle?"
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I'm a teacher, and a really good one.
"I'm a teacher, and a really good one."
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you'll have really cute, loud babies.
"you'll have really cute, loud babies."
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Mercedes.
"Mercedes."
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I lied to you.
"I lied to you."
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It was really good.
"It was really good."
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When did you start cooking, Terri?
"When did you start cooking, Terri?"
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Oh, it's just hamburger casserole.
"Oh, it's just hamburger casserole."
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Look out for bones.
"Look out for bones."
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I'm sorry. I, uh...
"I'm sorry. I, uh..."
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I can't hold it in any longer. Um...
"I can't hold it in any longer. Um..."
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Mom, Dad...
"Mom, Dad..."
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- Terri's pregnant. - What?
"- Terri's pregnant. - What?"
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- It's a boy. - Oh!
"- It's a boy. - Oh!"
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- Oh, that's fantastic. - Thank you.
"- Oh, that's fantastic. - Thank you."
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- Yeah. Sweetheart? Honey. - Yeah?
"- Yeah. Sweetheart? Honey. - Yeah?"
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I thought we weren't gonna tell anybody yet.
"I thought we weren't gonna tell anybody yet."
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- Never said a word. Am I right, Doodle? - That's right, honey.
"- Never said a word. Am I right, Doodle? - That's right, honey."
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Oh.
"Oh."
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Yeah, we're gonna turn the craft room into the nursery.
"Yeah, we're gonna turn the craft room into the nursery."
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- Oh! Show me! - Okay.
"- Oh! Show me! - Okay."
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I'm really happy for you, Son.
"I'm really happy for you, Son."
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Tell you the truth, I'm terrified.
"Tell you the truth, I'm terrified."
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I... don't know how to do this.
"I... don't know how to do this."
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No one does. Look at me. I was a mess.
"No one does. Look at me. I was a mess."
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I worked all the time, traveling. I was too strict.
"I worked all the time, traveling. I was too strict."
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Okay, you're not instilling me with a great deal of confidence here, Dad.
"Okay, you're not instilling me with a great deal of confidence here, Dad."
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That's my fault... uh, the confidence thing.
"That's my fault... uh, the confidence thing."
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Boys learn that from their fathers.
"Boys learn that from their fathers."
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I started at Zuckerman and Zuckerman in college. I needed some extra cash.
"I started at Zuckerman and Zuckerman in college. I needed some extra cash."
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I was saving up... for law school.
"I was saving up... for law school."
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But I never went. I... never even applied.
"But I never went. I... never even applied."
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Didn't have the balls.
"Didn't have the balls."
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So I settled for insurance. I mean, who was I to become a lawyer?
"So I settled for insurance. I mean, who was I to become a lawyer?"
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You would've been a great one. You're the smartest guy I know.
"You would've been a great one. You're the smartest guy I know."
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It's not about brains, Son.
"It's not about brains, Son."
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Being a good father... Hell, being a man is all about one thing.
"Being a good father... Hell, being a man is all about one thing."
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Guts.
"Guts."
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And you've got about six months to figure out if you have any.
"And you've got about six months to figure out if you have any."
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Five, six, seven, eight.
"Five, six, seven, eight."
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Step and step up. Just step and step.
"Step and step up. Just step and step."
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And turn around and down and up.
"And turn around and down and up."
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And hit, hit. Down. Hit.
"And hit, hit. Down. Hit."
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Uh, c-could we stop, please?
"Uh, c-could we stop, please?"
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You don't have to ask every time for permission to go to the bathroom, Rachel.
"You don't have to ask every time for permission to go to the bathroom, Rachel."
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- You can just go. - It's not my bladder.
"- You can just go. - It's not my bladder."
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- It's the choreography. - Okay, what's wrong with the choreography?
"- It's the choreography. - Okay, what's wrong with the choreography?"
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- It sucks. - It's completely unoriginal.
"- It sucks. - It's completely unoriginal."
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Aren't you guys gonna get shunned for talking to me?
"Aren't you guys gonna get shunned for talking to me?"
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Sweetie, we're a team now.
"Sweetie, we're a team now."
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But you gotta do something about Mr. Schue's dance routines.
"But you gotta do something about Mr. Schue's dance routines."
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We can't compete with Vocal Adrenaline with these steps.
"We can't compete with Vocal Adrenaline with these steps."
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You're a great vocal coach, Mr. Schue...
"You're a great vocal coach, Mr. Schue..."
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That's what we need to be the best.
"That's what we need to be the best."
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We need Dakota Stanley.
"We need Dakota Stanley."
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He's the best show choir choreographer in the Midwest. He works with Vocal Adrenaline.
"He's the best show choir choreographer in the Midwest. He works with Vocal Adrenaline."
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You can't take regionals without him.
"You can't take regionals without him."
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He was the understudy to the candelabra in Beauty and the Beast...
"He was the understudy to the candelabra in Beauty and the Beast..."
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After high school. Did you even try?
"After high school. Did you even try?"
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They say it takes more certainty than talent to be a star.
"They say it takes more certainty than talent to be a star."
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I mean, look at, um... look at John Stamos.
"I mean, look at, um... look at John Stamos."
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I don't know. I guess I'm... also just nervous about being a dad.
"I don't know. I guess I'm... also just nervous about being a dad."
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I want my kid to be proud of me. I want to set a good example, you know?
"I want my kid to be proud of me. I want to set a good example, you know?"
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I hope it's cool, me unloading on you like this.
"I hope it's cool, me unloading on you like this."
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- l-l-I don't want there to be any awkwardness. - Oh, no. No. None at all.
"- l-l-I don't want there to be any awkwardness. - Oh, no. No. None at all."
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