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Clips from Glee - Drama (S01E01)

TV Series 2009 –2015 Season 1, Episode 2 45 min ★ 6.8/10 (162,956 ratings) 741 clips
Drama Comedy Music

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Title Season Episode
Drama 1 1
Drama 1 2
Drama 1 3
Drama 1 4
Drama 1 5
Drama 1 6
Drama 1 7
Drama 1 8
Drama 1 9
Drama 1 10
Drama 1 11
Drama 1 12
Drama 1 13
Drama 1 14
Drama 1 15
Drama 1 16
Drama 1 17
Drama 1 18
Drama 1 19
Theatricality 1 20
Funk 1 21
Drama 1 22
Drama 2 1
Drama 2 2
Drama 2 3
Drama 2 4
Drama 2 5
Drama 2 6
Drama 2 7
Drama 2 8
Drama 2 9
Drama 2 10
Drama 2 11
Drama 2 12
Drama 2 13
Drama 2 14
Drama 2 15
Drama 2 16
Drama 2 17
Drama 2 18
Drama 2 19
Drama 2 20
Drama 2 21
Drama 2 22
Drama 3 1
Drama 3 2
Drama 3 3
Drama 3 4
Drama 3 5
Drama 3 6
Drama 3 7
Drama 3 8
Drama 3 9
Drama 3 10
Drama 3 11
Drama 3 12
Drama 3 13
Drama 3 14
Drama 3 15
Drama 3 16
Drama 3 17
Title Season Episode
Drama 3 18
Drama 3 19
Props 3 20
Nationals 3 21
Goodbye 3 22
The New Rachel 4 1
Britney 2.0 4 2
Makeover 4 3
The Break-Up 4 4
The Role You Were Born to Play 4 5
Glease 4 6
Dynamic Duets 4 7
Thanksgiving 4 8
Swan Song 4 9
Glee, Actually 4 10
Sadie Hawkins 4 11
Naked 4 12
Diva 4 13
I Do 4 14
Girls (and Boys) on Film 4 15
Feud 4 16
Guilty Pleasures 4 17
Shooting Star 4 18
Sweet Dreams 4 19
Lights Out 4 20
Wonder-ful 4 21
All or Nothing 4 22
Love, Love, Love 5 1
Tina in the Sky with Diamonds 5 2
The Quarterback 5 3
A Katy or a Gaga 5 4
The End of Twerk 5 5
Movin' Out 5 6
Puppet Master 5 7
Previously Unaired Christmas 5 8
Frenemies 5 9
Trio 5 10
City of Angels 5 11
100 5 12
New Directions 5 13
New New York 5 14
Bash 5 15
Tested 5 16
Opening Night 5 17
The Back-Up Plan 5 18
Old Dog, New Tricks 5 19
The Untitled Rachel Berry Project 5 20
Loser Like Me 6 1
Homecoming 6 2
Jagged Little Tapestry 6 3
The Hurt Locker: Part 1 6 4
The Hurt Locker: Part 2 6 5
What the World Needs Now 6 6
Transitioning 6 7
A Wedding 6 8
Child Star 6 9
The Rise and Fall of Sue Sylvester 6 10
We Built This Glee Club 6 11
2009 6 12
Dreams Come True 6 13
- Oh! - Oh, Will! Oh, gosh.
"- Oh! - Oh, Will! Oh, gosh."
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Hey. I wanted to thank you so much for the advice you gave me the other day.
"Hey. I wanted to thank you so much for the advice you gave me the other day."
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Oh, it's no problem. I mean, it's what I do. I give counsel and give guidance.
"Oh, it's no problem. I mean, it's what I do. I give counsel and give guidance."
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Show Choir Rule Book.
"Show Choir Rule Book."
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It'll be very rewarding work for you.
"It'll be very rewarding work for you."
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We are in line to be the most popular kids in the school...
"We are in line to be the most popular kids in the school..."
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They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.
"They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial."
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I'm not sure what he meant by that...
"I'm not sure what he meant by that..."
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since he burned ours down once after a drunken fight with Mom.
"since he burned ours down once after a drunken fight with Mom."
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Welcome to your little slice of the American dream.
"Welcome to your little slice of the American dream."
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We can't afford this.
"We can't afford this."
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It's my very own Sophie's choice.
"It's my very own Sophie's choice."
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I knew in that moment that I would do whatever it took...
"I knew in that moment that I would do whatever it took..."
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to make that dream come true.
"to make that dream come true."
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Let's go sign those papers.
"Let's go sign those papers."
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- It looks like I planned it. - If your hair was longer, you'd have curls.
"- It looks like I planned it. - If your hair was longer, you'd have curls."
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- Ooh! - Challenge.
"- Ooh! - Challenge."
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# Yeah, she's a triflin' #
"# Yeah, she's a triflin' #"
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- # She give me money # - # Cutie the bomb met her at a beauty salon #
"- # She give me money # - # Cutie the bomb met her at a beauty salon #"
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- # When I'm in need # - # But she ain't messin' with no broke, broke #
"- # When I'm in need # - # But she ain't messin' with no broke, broke #"
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- # I gotta leave # - # Get down, girl, go ahead #
"- # I gotta leave # - # Get down, girl, go ahead #"
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I want to be thinner.
"I want to be thinner."
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Finn was worried about having to perform a solo at the pep assembly...
"Finn was worried about having to perform a solo at the pep assembly..."
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and made a creative preemptive strike.
"and made a creative preemptive strike."
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That copy machine is for Cheerios use only.
"That copy machine is for Cheerios use only."
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- Hold on a second, Sue. - I resent being told to hold on to anything, William.
"- Hold on a second, Sue. - I resent being told to hold on to anything, William."
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There is a very clear bureaucracy when it comes to photocopies...
"There is a very clear bureaucracy when it comes to photocopies..."
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Children, pay Ms. Sylvester, and we'll let you off with a warning.
"Children, pay Ms. Sylvester, and we'll let you off with a warning."
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- I'm sorry about that, Mr. Schue. - I'd like to get the flyers up...
"- I'm sorry about that, Mr. Schue. - I'd like to get the flyers up..."
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We're doing the assembly, and you're not putting up those flyers.
"We're doing the assembly, and you're not putting up those flyers."
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Look, I know you're nervous, but you're really, really talented.
"Look, I know you're nervous, but you're really, really talented."
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Baby, I have some bad news.
"Baby, I have some bad news."
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- I don't have any wealthy relatives. - Oh.
"- I don't have any wealthy relatives. - Oh."
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- I mean, we don't need a grand foyer to be happy. - No. You know what?
"- I mean, we don't need a grand foyer to be happy. - No. You know what?"
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But how do you keep from arriving early?
"But how do you keep from arriving early?"
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Cinco de Mayo.
"Cinco de Mayo."
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Oh, my God!
"Oh, my God!"
Glee
Now, remember, if the balloon pops...
"Now, remember, if the balloon pops..."
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Our hormones are driving us too crazy to abstain.
"Our hormones are driving us too crazy to abstain."
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Don't you dare mention the "C" word.
"Don't you dare mention the "C" word."
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because I know for a fact Ms. Hoffmeyer...
"because I know for a fact Ms. Hoffmeyer..."
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I really admire you working so hard for something you want.
"I really admire you working so hard for something you want."
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and after the tour and the yogurt tasting...
"and after the tour and the yogurt tasting..."
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So it's...
"So it's..."
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there will be zero tolerance for anyone soiling school grounds.
"there will be zero tolerance for anyone soiling school grounds."
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And we're on our way back.
"And we're on our way back."
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# Baby, baby B- Baby, baby #
"# Baby, baby B- Baby, baby #"
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- # Get up on this # - # Push it #
"- # Get up on this # - # Push it #"
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So all you fly mothers...
"So all you fly mothers..."
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- # Push it good # - # Ah, push it #
"- # Push it good # - # Ah, push it #"
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- # Pu-Push it real good # - # Ah, push it #
"- # Pu-Push it real good # - # Ah, push it #"
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- Hey! - # Get up on this #
"- Hey! - # Get up on this #"
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# Like I wish you would Now push it #
"# Like I wish you would Now push it #"
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Let me be the one to break the silence.
"Let me be the one to break the silence."
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many of whom thought that their children were going to hear...
"many of whom thought that their children were going to hear..."
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But you're the one who should be punished.
"But you're the one who should be punished."
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I demand your resignation from this school...
"I demand your resignation from this school..."
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But all these songs have either "Jesus" or "balloons" in the title.
"But all these songs have either "Jesus" or "balloons" in the title."
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This egg is sunny-side up, Will. You need new outfits.
"This egg is sunny-side up, Will. You need new outfits."
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You lied to me. And you ruined our chances.
"You lied to me. And you ruined our chances."
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I'll treat you right. I'll put up with all your crazy.
"I'll treat you right. I'll put up with all your crazy."
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- Try it. - # La #
"- Try it. - # La #"
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You kicked butt at the assembly.
"You kicked butt at the assembly."
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You think I'm good?
"You think I'm good?"
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- Well, cheers. - Cheers.
"- Well, cheers. - Cheers."
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- Positive. - Is it a boy or a girl?
"- Positive. - Is it a boy or a girl?"
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Well, let's see what you got.
"Well, let's see what you got."
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- # And wonder what dress to wear now # - # Wear now #
"- # And wonder what dress to wear now # - # Wear now #"
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# To live without you would only bring heartbreak #
"# To live without you would only bring heartbreak #"
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# For me ##
"# For me ##"
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You three are going to be my spies.
"You three are going to be my spies."
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Boy's bathroom in the science wing? 9:00?
"Boy's bathroom in the science wing? 9:00?"
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Um, and anyway, uh...
"Um, and anyway, uh..."
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I went to the baby doctor today.
"I went to the baby doctor today."
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- And? - And...
"- And? - And..."
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it's a boy.
"it's a boy."
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- What? - Yeah. We don't need a new house.
"- What? - Yeah. We don't need a new house."
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You're giving Quinn Fabray the solo? That's my solo.
"You're giving Quinn Fabray the solo? That's my solo."
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You made this happen, Rachel. You were the one who wanted to sell sex at the assembly.
"You made this happen, Rachel. You were the one who wanted to sell sex at the assembly."
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Or, I've realized, about me.
"Or, I've realized, about me."
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Our neighbors are filing a lawsuit.
"Our neighbors are filing a lawsuit."
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# Now it's time to go #
"# Now it's time to go #"
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# Go on and take a bow #
"# Go on and take a bow #"
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- Mr. Schuester! - Yeah?
"- Mr. Schuester! - Yeah?"
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I went to the library and I got some sheet music...
"I went to the library and I got some sheet music..."
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Thanks, Rach, but I already got one picked out.
"Thanks, Rach, but I already got one picked out."
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- Let me help you with that. - Thanks, Finn. You're so chivalrous.
"- Let me help you with that. - Thanks, Finn. You're so chivalrous."
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- Thanks. That's a good thing, right? - Morning, guys.
"- Thanks. That's a good thing, right? - Morning, guys."
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- Hey, Mr. Schue. We're just learning some runs. - Oh, yeah?
"- Hey, Mr. Schue. We're just learning some runs. - Oh, yeah?"
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So it goes... ##
"So it goes... ##"
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- With the finger, huh? - Pretty fly for a white guy.
"- With the finger, huh? - Pretty fly for a white guy."
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Oh, thank you, thank you. Hey, don't be late for rehearsal this afternoon.
"Oh, thank you, thank you. Hey, don't be late for rehearsal this afternoon."
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- Okay. - All right.
"- Okay. - All right."
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- Morning, Kurt. - Buenos nachos, Mr. Schue.
"- Morning, Kurt. - Buenos nachos, Mr. Schue."
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Hey! Let's go Titans.
"Hey! Let's go Titans."
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Yeah. Come on.
"Yeah. Come on."
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Wait.
"Wait."
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One day you will all work for me.
"One day you will all work for me."
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Diana, thank you so much for that apple.
"Diana, thank you so much for that apple."
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It was very, very nice of you. All right?
"It was very, very nice of you. All right?"
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- Hey, Emma. - Hi.
"- Hey, Emma. - Hi."
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I mean, teaching here and coaching Glee Club... It's where I belong.
"I mean, teaching here and coaching Glee Club... It's where I belong."
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- I'm a guidance counselor. - Yeah, you are.
"- I'm a guidance counselor. - Yeah, you are."
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- Oh, look. We match. Periwinkle. - Yeah.
"- Oh, look. We match. Periwinkle. - Yeah."
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Get a room.
"Get a room."
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Miss Sylvester wants to see you in her office, Mr. Schue.
"Miss Sylvester wants to see you in her office, Mr. Schue."
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- She doesn't like to be kept waiting. - You got it.
"- She doesn't like to be kept waiting. - You got it."
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- Hey, Sue. You want to see me? - Hey, buddy. Come on in.
"- Hey, Sue. You want to see me? - Hey, buddy. Come on in."
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I just blasted my hammies.
"I just blasted my hammies."
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- Iron tablet? - Uh...
"- Iron tablet? - Uh..."
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Keeps your strength up while you're menstruating.
"Keeps your strength up while you're menstruating."
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- I don't menstruate. - Yeah? Neither do I.
"- I don't menstruate. - Yeah? Neither do I."
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So, I had a little chat with Principal Figgins...
"So, I had a little chat with Principal Figgins..."
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and he said that if your group doesn't place at regionals...
"and he said that if your group doesn't place at regionals..."
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he's cutting the program.
"he's cutting the program."
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Ouch.
"Ouch."
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You don't have to worry about Glee Club. We're gonna be fine.
"You don't have to worry about Glee Club. We're gonna be fine."
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Really? 'Cause I was at the local library, where I read Cheerleading Today aloud...
"Really? 'Cause I was at the local library, where I read Cheerleading Today aloud..."
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to blind geriatrics, and I came across this little page-turner.
"to blind geriatrics, and I came across this little page-turner."
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And turns out, you need 12 kids to qualify for regionals.
"And turns out, you need 12 kids to qualify for regionals."
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