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Clips from Glee - Drama (S01E01)

TV Series 2009 –2015 Season 1, Episode 6 45 min ★ 6.8/10 (162,956 ratings) 713 clips
Drama Comedy Music

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Title Season Episode
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Drama 1 5
Drama 1 6
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Drama 1 15
Drama 1 16
Drama 1 17
Drama 1 18
Drama 1 19
Theatricality 1 20
Funk 1 21
Drama 1 22
Drama 2 1
Drama 2 2
Drama 2 3
Drama 2 4
Drama 2 5
Drama 2 6
Drama 2 7
Drama 2 8
Drama 2 9
Drama 2 10
Drama 2 11
Drama 2 12
Drama 2 13
Drama 2 14
Drama 2 15
Drama 2 16
Drama 2 17
Drama 2 18
Drama 2 19
Drama 2 20
Drama 2 21
Drama 2 22
Drama 3 1
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Drama 3 3
Drama 3 4
Drama 3 5
Drama 3 6
Drama 3 7
Drama 3 8
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Drama 3 11
Drama 3 12
Drama 3 13
Drama 3 14
Drama 3 15
Drama 3 16
Drama 3 17
Title Season Episode
Drama 3 18
Drama 3 19
Props 3 20
Nationals 3 21
Goodbye 3 22
The New Rachel 4 1
Britney 2.0 4 2
Makeover 4 3
The Break-Up 4 4
The Role You Were Born to Play 4 5
Glease 4 6
Dynamic Duets 4 7
Thanksgiving 4 8
Swan Song 4 9
Glee, Actually 4 10
Sadie Hawkins 4 11
Naked 4 12
Diva 4 13
I Do 4 14
Girls (and Boys) on Film 4 15
Feud 4 16
Guilty Pleasures 4 17
Shooting Star 4 18
Sweet Dreams 4 19
Lights Out 4 20
Wonder-ful 4 21
All or Nothing 4 22
Love, Love, Love 5 1
Tina in the Sky with Diamonds 5 2
The Quarterback 5 3
A Katy or a Gaga 5 4
The End of Twerk 5 5
Movin' Out 5 6
Puppet Master 5 7
Previously Unaired Christmas 5 8
Frenemies 5 9
Trio 5 10
City of Angels 5 11
100 5 12
New Directions 5 13
New New York 5 14
Bash 5 15
Tested 5 16
Opening Night 5 17
The Back-Up Plan 5 18
Old Dog, New Tricks 5 19
The Untitled Rachel Berry Project 5 20
Loser Like Me 6 1
Homecoming 6 2
Jagged Little Tapestry 6 3
The Hurt Locker: Part 1 6 4
The Hurt Locker: Part 2 6 5
What the World Needs Now 6 6
Transitioning 6 7
A Wedding 6 8
Child Star 6 9
The Rise and Fall of Sue Sylvester 6 10
We Built This Glee Club 6 11
2009 6 12
Dreams Come True 6 13
How come you haven't had any morning sickness?
"How come you haven't had any morning sickness?"
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Step, you, you, you, you. Ba, ba, ba. Turn...
"Step, you, you, you, you. Ba, ba, ba. Turn..."
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Um... Um, I'm sorry. You've just...
"Um... Um, I'm sorry. You've just..."
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- Um... - Did I get it?
"- Um... - Did I get it?"
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Um, so.
"Um, so."
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- for girls just getting out of juvie. - Th-Th-This is great.
"- for girls just getting out of juvie. - Th-Th-This is great."
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Oh, yeah, Will? How's that workin' out for you?
"Oh, yeah, Will? How's that workin' out for you?"
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You have to remember something.
"You have to remember something."
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They need to be terrified.
"They need to be terrified."
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she may have a point.
"she may have a point."
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Every one of these people or elements was a champion in their own right...
"Every one of these people or elements was a champion in their own right..."
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but they used competing with each other to make themselves even better.
"but they used competing with each other to make themselves even better."
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Okay, split up.
"Okay, split up."
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Guys on the left side, girls on the right side.
"Guys on the left side, girls on the right side."
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Here's the deal. Two teams... Boys versus girls.
"Here's the deal. Two teams... Boys versus girls."
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Boys will perform on Tuesday. Girls the next day.
"Boys will perform on Tuesday. Girls the next day."
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- Your gender makes you biased. - Ahh.
"- Your gender makes you biased. - Ahh."
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I'm gonna start story-boarding our choreography tonight.
"I'm gonna start story-boarding our choreography tonight."
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Hey. Hope you guys are up for this competition.
"Hey. Hope you guys are up for this competition."
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Yeah, I'm just a little worn out.
"Yeah, I'm just a little worn out."
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Dear Journal. Feeling listless again today.
"Dear Journal. Feeling listless again today."
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And then at Cheerios practice, disaster.
"And then at Cheerios practice, disaster."
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and without a championship, I'll lose my endorsements...
"and without a championship, I'll lose my endorsements..."
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Feeling all right, Quinn?
"Feeling all right, Quinn?"
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Glee Club!
"Glee Club!"
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Every time I try to destroy that clutch of scab-eating mouth breathers...
"Every time I try to destroy that clutch of scab-eating mouth breathers..."
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and I've sacrificed everything only to be shanghaied...
"and I've sacrificed everything only to be shanghaied..."
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It's Will Schuester.
"It's Will Schuester."
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What is it about him, Journal?
"What is it about him, Journal?"
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Is it the arrogant smirk?
"Is it the arrogant smirk?"
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Is it the store-bought home perm?
"Is it the store-bought home perm?"
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Of course...
"Of course..."
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If I can't destroy the club, I will have to destroy the man.
"If I can't destroy the club, I will have to destroy the man."
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Your husband is hiding his kielbasa...
"Your husband is hiding his kielbasa..."
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Wears creepy broaches like the kind my nana was buried in. More tea.
"Wears creepy broaches like the kind my nana was buried in. More tea."
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Oh, that's no excuse.
"Oh, that's no excuse."
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- Are you sure about this? - A woman always knows.
"- Are you sure about this? - A woman always knows."
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You need a machete to cut through the haze of lust that surrounds them.
"You need a machete to cut through the haze of lust that surrounds them."
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ginger pygmy with eyes like a bush baby.
"ginger pygmy with eyes like a bush baby."
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those sex pheromones for yourself.
"those sex pheromones for yourself."
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We happen to have an opening.
"We happen to have an opening."
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to get a passport and run for office twice.
"to get a passport and run for office twice."
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My advice to you, if you wanna keep your husband...
"My advice to you, if you wanna keep your husband..."
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- I've also used a defibrillator. - Huh.
"- I've also used a defibrillator. - Huh."
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So what did you want to talk to me about?
"So what did you want to talk to me about?"
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You are the most honest and impartial person I know.
"You are the most honest and impartial person I know."
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I got it.
"I got it."
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- You-You never visit me at work. - Oh, I'm not visiting.
"- You-You never visit me at work. - Oh, I'm not visiting."
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that I thought I would pitch in by getting a second job.
"that I thought I would pitch in by getting a second job."
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I'm the new school nurse.
"I'm the new school nurse."
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It's a public school.
"It's a public school."
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Know your routes.
"Know your routes."
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Now, that is the key to this play, gentlemen.
"Now, that is the key to this play, gentlemen."
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Know your assignments. This is not...
"Know your assignments. This is not..."
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That's your only job, is to know your assignments.
"That's your only job, is to know your assignments."
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I know I should be excited about Quinn.
"I know I should be excited about Quinn."
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My body's a mess. I found a hair on my ear the other day...
"My body's a mess. I found a hair on my ear the other day..."
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and I have to rub Biofreeze on my shins a couple times a day.
"and I have to rub Biofreeze on my shins a couple times a day."
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It smells pretty bad, but I mask it with Drakkar Noir.
"It smells pretty bad, but I mask it with Drakkar Noir."
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I don't know how important people like presidents...
"I don't know how important people like presidents..."
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or newscasters or mob bosses do it.
"or newscasters or mob bosses do it."
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Level two! And I didn't even have the energy to care.
"Level two! And I didn't even have the energy to care."
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- I said, we can't let those girls beat us. - Sorry.
"- I said, we can't let those girls beat us. - Sorry."
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- Chill out. - I already picked the songs.
"- Chill out. - I already picked the songs."
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- Yeah, that was my idea. - Whatever.
"- Yeah, that was my idea. - Whatever."
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And I'm normally tired, but lately...
"And I'm normally tired, but lately..."
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I can't just fall asleep. It's like my brain won't shut up.
"I can't just fall asleep. It's like my brain won't shut up."
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Well, what are you thinking about?
"Well, what are you thinking about?"
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with the boy who would become my husband.
"with the boy who would become my husband."
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I don't even know how I did that.
"I don't even know how I did that."
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It's kind of like a... Well, like a vitamin.
"It's kind of like a... Well, like a vitamin."
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# I just wanna live while I'm alive #
"# I just wanna live while I'm alive #"
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# I'm so thrown I don't know what to do #
"# I'm so thrown I don't know what to do #"
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# I just wanna live while I'm alive #
"# I just wanna live while I'm alive #"
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- Awesome, guys. - Yeah!
"- Awesome, guys. - Yeah!"
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I know Glee is your whole life, but I have the Cheerios.
"I know Glee is your whole life, but I have the Cheerios."
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I'm on honor roll. I have friends.
"I'm on honor roll. I have friends."
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You don't think people whisper about me in the lunchrooms...
"You don't think people whisper about me in the lunchrooms..."
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or draw pornographic pictures of me on the bathroom walls?
"or draw pornographic pictures of me on the bathroom walls?"
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That was me, actually.
"That was me, actually."
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And we could certainly use your voice right now.
"And we could certainly use your voice right now."
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You're actually a good singer, Quinn.
"You're actually a good singer, Quinn."
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Go to the drugstore and get me a couple of boxes of decongestant.
"Go to the drugstore and get me a couple of boxes of decongestant."
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I'm running low, and I want the children of McKinley to be healthy and happy.
"I'm running low, and I want the children of McKinley to be healthy and happy."
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- Uh, h-how many boxes? - Um...
"- Uh, h-how many boxes? - Um..."
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Thirty-six.
"Thirty-six."
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- Hey, Terri. - Oh. Hi, Ken. What's up?
"- Hey, Terri. - Oh. Hi, Ken. What's up?"
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We have a problem. I think my girlfriend is in love with your husband.
"We have a problem. I think my girlfriend is in love with your husband."
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You know, I knew something was up.
"You know, I knew something was up."
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it might kind of cancel their thing out.
"it might kind of cancel their thing out."
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She doesn't like to be touched.
"She doesn't like to be touched."
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There, there.
"There, there."
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- Oh. - and one testicle that won't descend.
"- Oh. - and one testicle that won't descend."
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You're going straight to the nearest department store to buy her an engagement ring.
"You're going straight to the nearest department store to buy her an engagement ring."
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and you're gonna ask that doe-eyed little harlot to marry you.
"and you're gonna ask that doe-eyed little harlot to marry you."
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and once again I will be humiliated.
"and once again I will be humiliated."
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Though I've been grouped with the boys, my allegiance still remains with you ladies.
"Though I've been grouped with the boys, my allegiance still remains with you ladies."
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- You took performance enhancers before your mash-up. Kurt told me. - Ah.
"- You took performance enhancers before your mash-up. Kurt told me. - Ah."
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I'm up at 6:00 a.m. every day.
"I'm up at 6:00 a.m. every day."
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I have my protein shake with banana and flax seed oil...
"I have my protein shake with banana and flax seed oil..."
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Not with anything artificial. I set a goal...
"Not with anything artificial. I set a goal..."
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Well, that's personal pressure. If you don't meet your goal, you're the only one who loses.
"Well, that's personal pressure. If you don't meet your goal, you're the only one who loses."
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The reason you're so pissed about this is you know you can't compete with us.
"The reason you're so pissed about this is you know you can't compete with us."
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It still isn't gonna be as good. We're gonna win. You're gonna lose.
"It still isn't gonna be as good. We're gonna win. You're gonna lose."
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Everyone gets a dose.
"Everyone gets a dose."
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It's good for the baby.
"It's good for the baby."
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Oh, it's over-the-counter. It's safe.
"Oh, it's over-the-counter. It's safe."
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It's good for you.
"It's good for you."
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- What's up with Ken? - I know. Doesn't he have a healthy glow?
"- What's up with Ken? - I know. Doesn't he have a healthy glow?"
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I put him on a new vitamin regimen.
"I put him on a new vitamin regimen."
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Don't start criticizing my work, Will...
"Don't start criticizing my work, Will..."
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Isn't this nice? I mean, when is the last time...
"Isn't this nice? I mean, when is the last time..."
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Oh, honey, you have a little mustard... Just...
"Oh, honey, you have a little mustard... Just..."
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Geez, Terri.
"Geez, Terri."
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- It's just that my hormones are going really crazy for you. - Hey, look. Look.
"- It's just that my hormones are going really crazy for you. - Hey, look. Look."
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Now we have nothing to say to each other.
"Now we have nothing to say to each other."
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- I'll come with you. - No.
"- I'll come with you. - No."
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- Now's your chance, Ken. - What, here? Now?
"- Now's your chance, Ken. - What, here? Now?"
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- Hi, Emma. - Hi, Ken.
"- Hi, Emma. - Hi, Ken."
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- Emma Pillsbury, this is not an engagement ring. - Oh, thank goodness.
"- Emma Pillsbury, this is not an engagement ring. - Oh, thank goodness."
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