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Clips from Man with a Plan - Wife-Proof (S03E03)

TV Series 2016 –2020 Season 3, Episode 1 30 min ★ 7.0/10 (12,665 ratings) 472 clips
Comedy

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Hey, the flip-house looks great.
"Hey, the flip-house looks great."
Man with a Plan
Are you cleaning?
"Are you cleaning?"
Man with a Plan
No, I'm robbing the place. Yes, I'm cleaning.
"No, I'm robbing the place. Yes, I'm cleaning."
Man with a Plan
Andi starts work with us tomorrow,
"Andi starts work with us tomorrow,"
Man with a Plan
and you know what I realized at 2:00 this morning?
"and you know what I realized at 2:00 this morning?"
Man with a Plan
I didn't think this through.
"I didn't think this through."
Man with a Plan
Well, I don't think anything through
"Well, I don't think anything through"
Man with a Plan
and I sleep like a baby.
"and I sleep like a baby."
Man with a Plan
She's gonna be here all the time.
"She's gonna be here all the time."
Man with a Plan
So I came up with a solution, I'm wife-proofing.
"So I came up with a solution, I'm wife-proofing."
Man with a Plan
Oh, it's like baby-proofing, but so you don't end up crying.
"Oh, it's like baby-proofing, but so you don't end up crying."
Man with a Plan
Exactly. Hey, like, look at our fridge, huh?
"Exactly. Hey, like, look at our fridge, huh?"
Man with a Plan
It's full of work beers.
"It's full of work beers."
Man with a Plan
Wives don't understand the concept of work beers.
"Wives don't understand the concept of work beers."
Man with a Plan
At NASA, they had an open bar in mission control
"At NASA, they had an open bar in mission control"
Man with a Plan
and they still landed on the moon.
"and they still landed on the moon."
Man with a Plan
I don't think they had that.
"I don't think they had that."
Man with a Plan
I know space history, that's my area, okay?
"I know space history, that's my area, okay?"
Man with a Plan
Oh.
"Oh."
Man with a Plan
I've got to get rid of these Sausage McMuffin wrappers.
"I've got to get rid of these Sausage McMuffin wrappers."
Man with a Plan
Andi sees me have breakfast at home,
"Andi sees me have breakfast at home,"
Man with a Plan
she doesn't need to know I have second breakfast here.
"she doesn't need to know I have second breakfast here."
Man with a Plan
No, she won't get mad, but she will want
"No, she won't get mad, but she will want"
Man with a Plan
to have a conversation about it.
"to have a conversation about it."
Man with a Plan
"Why do you need a second breakfast?"
""Why do you need a second breakfast?""
Man with a Plan
"Are you swallowing feelings?"
""Are you swallowing feelings?""
Man with a Plan
The problem is,
"The problem is,"
Man with a Plan
wives want to dive into stuff.
"wives want to dive into stuff."
Man with a Plan
But there's no deep end in the man pool.
"But there's no deep end in the man pool."
Man with a Plan
It's three feet all the way across.
"It's three feet all the way across."
Man with a Plan
We keep it simple, and we get stuff done, huh?
"We keep it simple, and we get stuff done, huh?"
Man with a Plan
Oh, which reminds me.
"Oh, which reminds me."
Man with a Plan
What do we do if Andi's here and we get done with work early?
"What do we do if Andi's here and we get done with work early?"
Man with a Plan
The usual: We hit the batting cages, eat some hotdogs.
"The usual: We hit the batting cages, eat some hotdogs."
Man with a Plan
Second lunch, you taught me that.
"Second lunch, you taught me that."
Man with a Plan
No, no, because then Andi will wonder
"No, no, because then Andi will wonder"
Man with a Plan
why do I want to hang out with the guys?
"why do I want to hang out with the guys?"
Man with a Plan
Why don't I want to be home?
"Why don't I want to be home?"
Man with a Plan
So from now on,
"So from now on,"
Man with a Plan
if we finish work early, we say,
"if we finish work early, we say,"
Man with a Plan
"Wow, we finished work early for the first time ever.
""Wow, we finished work early for the first time ever."
Man with a Plan
Let's rush right home and be with our families." Hmm?
"Let's rush right home and be with our families." Hmm?"
Man with a Plan
That doesn't sound like us.
"That doesn't sound like us."
Man with a Plan
We're gonna have to call the hotdog guy
"We're gonna have to call the hotdog guy"
Man with a Plan
and let him know we're okay.
"and let him know we're okay."
Man with a Plan
Also, Don, I have terrible news.
"Also, Don, I have terrible news."
Man with a Plan
You have to take down your tool girl calendar.
"You have to take down your tool girl calendar."
Man with a Plan
No. Not Donny's Angels.
"No. Not Donny's Angels."
Man with a Plan
I'll just put Post-its over their naughty bits,
"I'll just put Post-its over their naughty bits,"
Man with a Plan
and then we can lift them up like little skirts.
"and then we can lift them up like little skirts."
Man with a Plan
If you don't take it down, Andi's gonna have questions.
"If you don't take it down, Andi's gonna have questions."
Man with a Plan
"Why do you feel the need to look at other women?"
""Why do you feel the need to look at other women?""
Man with a Plan
"Is Marcy not enough for you?"
""Is Marcy not enough for you?""
Man with a Plan
I love Marcy. When she makes a calendar, I'll buy that.
"I love Marcy. When she makes a calendar, I'll buy that."
Man with a Plan
Take it down.
"Take it down."
Man with a Plan
with your head in the drawer.
"with your head in the drawer."
Man with a Plan
Hey, Dad, thanks for taking the kids to school.My pleasure.
"Hey, Dad, thanks for taking the kids to school.My pleasure."
Man with a Plan
It's your first day working with your wife,
"It's your first day working with your wife,"
Man with a Plan
so I wanted to be here to say "nice knowing you."
"so I wanted to be here to say "nice knowing you.""
Man with a Plan
I think I'll be all right.
"I think I'll be all right."
Man with a Plan
You're gonna be together all day, every day.
"You're gonna be together all day, every day."
Man with a Plan
She's gonna get a real long look at you.
"She's gonna get a real long look at you."
Man with a Plan
And the more they look, the more they see.
"And the more they look, the more they see."
Man with a Plan
Who're you talking to, huh?
"Who're you talking to, huh?"
Man with a Plan
I already wife-proofed the trailer.
"I already wife-proofed the trailer."
Man with a Plan
I hid stuff like a good husband.
"I hid stuff like a good husband."
Man with a Plan
Good morning, fellas.
"Good morning, fellas."
Man with a Plan
This is it, honey.
"This is it, honey."
Man with a Plan
You and me working together.
"You and me working together."
Man with a Plan
Hey, can we hold hands at the office? Probably not.
"Hey, can we hold hands at the office? Probably not."
Man with a Plan
I won't. I might. I don't know. Aren't you excited?
"I won't. I might. I don't know. Aren't you excited?"
Man with a Plan
Of course I am. Yeah. I'm so excited,
"Of course I am. Yeah. I'm so excited,"
Man with a Plan
I am gonna hold your hand right now, what do you think of that?
"I am gonna hold your hand right now, what do you think of that?"
Man with a Plan
I like it.
"I like it."
Man with a Plan
Working together's already so fun.
"Working together's already so fun."
Man with a Plan
Give it time.
"Give it time."
Man with a Plan
Hey, guys, we made you something.
"Hey, guys, we made you something."
Man with a Plan
Wh...?
"Wh...?"
Man with a Plan
Mom and Dad lunch boxes. Cool.
"Mom and Dad lunch boxes. Cool."
Man with a Plan
You guys are so sweet.
"You guys are so sweet."
Man with a Plan
Well, we just think it's great you guys
"Well, we just think it's great you guys"
Man with a Plan
are starting this new chapter together.
"are starting this new chapter together."
Man with a Plan
It's going to be wonderful.
"It's going to be wonderful."
Man with a Plan
Well, we love you guys. Have a great day at school.
"Well, we love you guys. Have a great day at school."
Man with a Plan
I bet their day won't be as great as ours.
"I bet their day won't be as great as ours."
Man with a Plan
Uh, definitely not.
"Uh, definitely not."
Man with a Plan
You guys are adorable.
"You guys are adorable."
Man with a Plan
Have fun.
"Have fun."
Man with a Plan
20 bucks says they won't make it a week.
"20 bucks says they won't make it a week."
Man with a Plan
I'll take that action.
"I'll take that action."
Man with a Plan
Here she is.
"Here she is."
Man with a Plan
Can we get a warm welcome
"Can we get a warm welcome"
Man with a Plan
for our new interior decorator, Andi Burns?
"for our new interior decorator, Andi Burns?"
Man with a Plan
I mean it, clap.
"I mean it, clap."
Man with a Plan
Thank you, thank you.
"Thank you, thank you."
Man with a Plan
Don't get me used to that or you'll have to do it every day.
"Don't get me used to that or you'll have to do it every day."
Man with a Plan
Man, it's clean in here.
"Man, it's clean in here."
Man with a Plan
Is it?
"Is it?"
Man with a Plan
Hey, where is Don's nudie calendar?
"Hey, where is Don's nudie calendar?"
Man with a Plan
Oh. Oh, I took that down because I got tired
"Oh. Oh, I took that down because I got tired"
Man with a Plan
of looking at half-naked ladies.
"of looking at half-naked ladies."
Man with a Plan
You got to grow up sometime.
"You got to grow up sometime."
Man with a Plan
We're so proud of him.Uh-uh.
"We're so proud of him.Uh-uh."
Man with a Plan
Did you change things for me?
"Did you change things for me?"
Man with a Plan
I mean, did you, like, wife-proof?
"I mean, did you, like, wife-proof?"
Man with a Plan
Wife-proof?
"Wife-proof?"
Man with a Plan
What's that?
"What's that?"
Man with a Plan
You can't just make up words.
"You can't just make up words."
Man with a Plan
Listen, honey, don't think of me as your wife here, okay?
"Listen, honey, don't think of me as your wife here, okay?"
Man with a Plan
Nothing has to change.
"Nothing has to change."
Man with a Plan
I am just one of the guys.
"I am just one of the guys."
Man with a Plan
Well, since you're one of the guys, I should tell you
"Well, since you're one of the guys, I should tell you"
Man with a Plan
that somebody's wife is coming in today, so be cool.
"that somebody's wife is coming in today, so be cool."
Man with a Plan
I'm serious, I can hang.
"I'm serious, I can hang."
Man with a Plan
Then great. I'm gonna put my calendar back up.
"Then great. I'm gonna put my calendar back up."
Man with a Plan
I didn't grow out of it at all.
"I didn't grow out of it at all."
Man with a Plan
If anything, the older I get, the more I need it.
"If anything, the older I get, the more I need it."
Man with a Plan
Although, it does make me wonder,
"Although, it does make me wonder,"
Man with a Plan
why do you feel the need to look at those girls?
"why do you feel the need to look at those girls?"
Man with a Plan
There it is.
"There it is."
Man with a Plan