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Clips from Man with a Plan - Couples Therapy (S04E04)

TV Series 2016 –2020 Season 4, Episode 6 30 min ★ 7.0/10 (12,665 ratings) 367 clips
Comedy

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[woman on tape] Let the life force flow through your...
"[woman on tape] Let the life force flow through your..."
Man with a Plan
What you doing?
"What you doing?"
Man with a Plan
-I told you he'd be doing something weird. -Yeah.
"-I told you he'd be doing something weird. -Yeah."
Man with a Plan
Where's Donny? Adam's got big news.
"Where's Donny? Adam's got big news."
Man with a Plan
Oh, he left for couples therapy again. Thanks for helping me up, by the way.
"Oh, he left for couples therapy again. Thanks for helping me up, by the way."
Man with a Plan
So, what's the big news?
"So, what's the big news?"
Man with a Plan
Lowell, I bought a boat. Yeah. We were leaving the lumberyard,
"Lowell, I bought a boat. Yeah. We were leaving the lumberyard,"
Man with a Plan
and some guy was selling his bass boat real cheap in the parking lot,
"and some guy was selling his bass boat real cheap in the parking lot,"
Man with a Plan
so I went for it.
"so I went for it."
Man with a Plan
There she is. That's my boat.
"There she is. That's my boat."
Man with a Plan
How'd you get Andi to finally let you buy one?
"How'd you get Andi to finally let you buy one?"
Man with a Plan
Oh, I used a new strategy: I didn't tell her.
"Oh, I used a new strategy: I didn't tell her."
Man with a Plan
And you're still married. It's a mystery.
"And you're still married. It's a mystery."
Man with a Plan
This is the only way it can work.
"This is the only way it can work."
Man with a Plan
I've brought up buying a boat in the past, and Andi always shot me down.
"I've brought up buying a boat in the past, and Andi always shot me down."
Man with a Plan
Wives, our beloved life partners, who take a flamethrower to our dreams.
"Wives, our beloved life partners, who take a flamethrower to our dreams."
Man with a Plan
My problem was, it was always a hypothetical boat,
"My problem was, it was always a hypothetical boat,"
Man with a Plan
so I could never push it across the finish line.
"so I could never push it across the finish line."
Man with a Plan
Now that I've bought a boat, I'm working from a place of fear.
"Now that I've bought a boat, I'm working from a place of fear."
Man with a Plan
You see, fear sharpens you.
"You see, fear sharpens you."
Man with a Plan
Like, you can only run so fast.
"Like, you can only run so fast."
Man with a Plan
But when a lion's chasing you, you can run a little faster.
"But when a lion's chasing you, you can run a little faster."
Man with a Plan
Not faster than a lion.
"Not faster than a lion."
Man with a Plan
The boat's getting delivered Tuesday,
"The boat's getting delivered Tuesday,"
Man with a Plan
so I have a week to figure out how to get a yes from Andi.
"so I have a week to figure out how to get a yes from Andi."
Man with a Plan
You need to make Andi think it's her idea. Wives always love their own ideas.
"You need to make Andi think it's her idea. Wives always love their own ideas."
Man with a Plan
That's true, even if they're not good ones.
"That's true, even if they're not good ones."
Man with a Plan
Like throw pillows.
"Like throw pillows."
Man with a Plan
Who needs a hundred pillows nobody sleeps on?
"Who needs a hundred pillows nobody sleeps on?"
Man with a Plan
Our houses are full of damn pillows.
"Our houses are full of damn pillows."
Man with a Plan
All right, so all I have to do is get Andi to suggest a boat.
"All right, so all I have to do is get Andi to suggest a boat."
Man with a Plan
Then I just agree.
"Then I just agree."
Man with a Plan
By next week we'll be seasick, sunburned and peeing in a lake, like God intended.
"By next week we'll be seasick, sunburned and peeing in a lake, like God intended."
Man with a Plan
It'll be like the old days when I used to rent a boat to take you fishing.
"It'll be like the old days when I used to rent a boat to take you fishing."
Man with a Plan
Yeah, but better, because we'll own it.
"Yeah, but better, because we'll own it."
Man with a Plan
Yeah. A boat is like a woman.
"Yeah. A boat is like a woman."
Man with a Plan
It doesn't feel right to pay for it by the hour.
"It doesn't feel right to pay for it by the hour."
Man with a Plan
All right, boy. Look like a guy who really needs a boat.
"All right, boy. Look like a guy who really needs a boat."
Man with a Plan
I know what I'm doing. I'm gonna walk her right into it.
"I know what I'm doing. I'm gonna walk her right into it."
Man with a Plan
[sighs] Boy, what a day. Oh!
"[sighs] Boy, what a day. Oh!"
Man with a Plan
Aw. Honey, what's wrong? Are you okay?
"Aw. Honey, what's wrong? Are you okay?"
Man with a Plan
You know what I am? Stressed!
"You know what I am? Stressed!"
Man with a Plan
That's what I am.
"That's what I am."
Man with a Plan
Well, I don't like that. Is there anything I can do?
"Well, I don't like that. Is there anything I can do?"
Man with a Plan
Well, maybe...
"Well, maybe..."
Man with a Plan
maybe it would help me to relax if I did something, uh, water-related.
"maybe it would help me to relax if I did something, uh, water-related."
Man with a Plan
You know, there are certain things a wife can do to relieve her husband's stress.
"You know, there are certain things a wife can do to relieve her husband's stress."
Man with a Plan
Yeah, I know the things, Bev. Thanks.
"Yeah, I know the things, Bev. Thanks."
Man with a Plan
Uh, hey, if you like the water,
"Uh, hey, if you like the water,"
Man with a Plan
maybe you should take a walk around the lake.
"maybe you should take a walk around the lake."
Man with a Plan
That's not one of the things, although you can do mine in a lake.
"That's not one of the things, although you can do mine in a lake."
Man with a Plan
That's close. Yeah, I like where you're headed with this lake thing.
"That's close. Yeah, I like where you're headed with this lake thing."
Man with a Plan
You know who's relaxed? Ducks.
"You know who's relaxed? Ducks."
Man with a Plan
What?
"What?"
Man with a Plan
Oh. That's right: ducks.
"Oh. That's right: ducks."
Man with a Plan
I bet it's because they're on the lake. That's the key.
"I bet it's because they're on the lake. That's the key."
Man with a Plan
So, how do you get a duck's life?
"So, how do you get a duck's life?"
Man with a Plan
But I like being a person.
"But I like being a person."
Man with a Plan
How much have you guys had to drink?
"How much have you guys had to drink?"
Man with a Plan
Wow.
"Wow."
Man with a Plan
Sorry we're late. We were making out in the car like teenagers.
"Sorry we're late. We were making out in the car like teenagers."
Man with a Plan
That's right. We would've gone all the way,
"That's right. We would've gone all the way,"
Man with a Plan
but there's a lot of lookie-loos walking their dogs.
"but there's a lot of lookie-loos walking their dogs."
Man with a Plan
[Marcy] Mm-hmm.
"[Marcy] Mm-hmm."
Man with a Plan
See how she used her body to relax him? That's what I was talking about.
"See how she used her body to relax him? That's what I was talking about."
Man with a Plan
Oh, my God!
"Oh, my God!"
Man with a Plan
We were just looking for ways to help me deal with stress.
"We were just looking for ways to help me deal with stress."
Man with a Plan
You know, fishing around. It's all hands on deck over here.
"You know, fishing around. It's all hands on deck over here."
Man with a Plan
Maybe you should try couples therapy. It's great.
"Maybe you should try couples therapy. It's great."
Man with a Plan
No, that's not what I'm talking about. Andi, that's not what I'm talking about.
"No, that's not what I'm talking about. Andi, that's not what I'm talking about."
Man with a Plan
Well, it really changed Don.
"Well, it really changed Don."
Man with a Plan
Yeah. Turned him into a Bee Gee.
"Yeah. Turned him into a Bee Gee."
Man with a Plan
I thought Marcy wouldn't let you wear that silk shirt.
"I thought Marcy wouldn't let you wear that silk shirt."
Man with a Plan
This is the real me.
"This is the real me."
Man with a Plan
Dr. Chuck said that Marcy was wrong to control my fashion choices.
"Dr. Chuck said that Marcy was wrong to control my fashion choices."
Man with a Plan
He's our therapist, and he made me realize that when Don wears this shirt,
"He's our therapist, and he made me realize that when Don wears this shirt,"
Man with a Plan
it's not supportive for me to say that he looks like an unemployed pimp.
"it's not supportive for me to say that he looks like an unemployed pimp."
Man with a Plan
Well, Marcy, I think it is so healthy
"Well, Marcy, I think it is so healthy"
Man with a Plan
that you're working on your relationship with your husband,
"that you're working on your relationship with your husband,"
Man with a Plan
the roller-rink deejay.
"the roller-rink deejay."
Man with a Plan
Well, here's Dr. Chuck's card. You guys should give it a whirl.
"Well, here's Dr. Chuck's card. You guys should give it a whirl."
Man with a Plan
Maybe she's right. I mean, you might be stressed out
"Maybe she's right. I mean, you might be stressed out"
Man with a Plan
because there's something bottled up inside you.
"because there's something bottled up inside you."
Man with a Plan
Like a ship in a bottle!
"Like a ship in a bottle!"
Man with a Plan
No. No, no, no, no. [chuckles] Therapy is not for guys like me.
"No. No, no, no, no. [chuckles] Therapy is not for guys like me."
Man with a Plan
It's just a bunch of mumbo jumbo that doesn't do anything.
"It's just a bunch of mumbo jumbo that doesn't do anything."
Man with a Plan
Tony Soprano did therapy.
"Tony Soprano did therapy."
Man with a Plan
And yet the murdering continued.
"And yet the murdering continued."
Man with a Plan
You know what might help me relax? Singing. Yeah.
"You know what might help me relax? Singing. Yeah."
Man with a Plan
♪ Row, row, row your... ♪
"♪ Row, row, row your... ♪"
Man with a Plan
Take it home, Andi.
"Take it home, Andi."
Man with a Plan
That went nowhere. Andi wasn't even close to suggesting a boat.
"That went nowhere. Andi wasn't even close to suggesting a boat."
Man with a Plan
She just thinks I got drunk and want to be a duck.
"She just thinks I got drunk and want to be a duck."
Man with a Plan
Marcy was right. Take her to couples therapy.
"Marcy was right. Take her to couples therapy."
Man with a Plan
No way. Therapists always agree with the wife.
"No way. Therapists always agree with the wife."
Man with a Plan
The first class you take in shrink school is
"The first class you take in shrink school is"
Man with a Plan
"Husbands: How to Put Their Nuts in a Box."
""Husbands: How to Put Their Nuts in a Box.""
Man with a Plan
Dr. Chuck always sides with me.
"Dr. Chuck always sides with me."
Man with a Plan
Until he doesn't, and then it's boxed nuts.
"Until he doesn't, and then it's boxed nuts."
Man with a Plan
You don't get it. I met Chuck at the gym.
"You don't get it. I met Chuck at the gym."
Man with a Plan
He's going through a bad divorce, so he's pretty mad at wives.
"He's going through a bad divorce, so he's pretty mad at wives."
Man with a Plan
When I heard he did couples therapy, I locked that down.
"When I heard he did couples therapy, I locked that down."
Man with a Plan
The best part is, Don's excited to go to therapy.
"The best part is, Don's excited to go to therapy."
Man with a Plan
I could never get Adam to go.
"I could never get Adam to go."
Man with a Plan
Well, it's hard for me to open up, too, but part of the therapy process
"Well, it's hard for me to open up, too, but part of the therapy process"
Man with a Plan
is acknowledging that I'm a flawed human being, and that's okay.
"is acknowledging that I'm a flawed human being, and that's okay."
Man with a Plan
I could've told you that for free.
"I could've told you that for free."
Man with a Plan
Anyway.
"Anyway."
Man with a Plan
The thing I like most about therapy is the honesty.
"The thing I like most about therapy is the honesty."
Man with a Plan
It's totally rigged.
"It's totally rigged."
Man with a Plan
Dr. Chuck could be your answer, Adam. I say get on the Chuckwagon.
"Dr. Chuck could be your answer, Adam. I say get on the Chuckwagon."
Man with a Plan
I'm not paying some quack 150 bucks to do what I can do myself.
"I'm not paying some quack 150 bucks to do what I can do myself."
Man with a Plan
I still have a week.
"I still have a week."
Man with a Plan
I'll just use my brains and charisma to get Andi on board.
"I'll just use my brains and charisma to get Andi on board."
Man with a Plan
So we're not getting a boat.
"So we're not getting a boat."
Man with a Plan
Don't underestimate me.
"Don't underestimate me."
Man with a Plan
Superman can fly. Batman has the Batmobile.
"Superman can fly. Batman has the Batmobile."
Man with a Plan
I can wear a woman down.
"I can wear a woman down."
Man with a Plan
There she is.
"There she is."
Man with a Plan
I saved the last brownie for my beautiful bride.
"I saved the last brownie for my beautiful bride."
Man with a Plan