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Clips from Man with a Plan - Everybody's a Winner (S02E02)

TV Series 2016 –2020 Season 2, Episode 12 30 min ★ 7.0/10 (12,665 ratings) 402 clips
Comedy

Episodes from this show

Title Season Episode
Pilot 1 1
Two Tickets to Paradise 1 2
The Puppet Theater 1 3
Un-Dressed 1 4
Thanksgiving 1 5
Holey War 1 6
Winter Has Come 1 7
Adam Steps Up 1 8
What About Bob? 1 9
A Dinner Gone Wrong 1 10
The Talk 1 11
The Three Amigos 1 12
Valentine's Day 1 13
Kate's First Date 1 14
Assisted Living 1 15
The A Team 1 16
Doctor No 1 17
The Blame Game 1 18
Spring Fling 1 19
Dirty Money 1 20
Operation False Freedom 1 21
Buzzer Beater 1 22
The Silver Fox 2 1
Andi's Boyfriend 2 2
The Parents Strike Back 2 3
Into the Weeds 2 4
Battle of the Sexists 2 5
Adam Gets Neighborly 2 6
We Can Be Heroes 2 7
Lice Lice Baby 2 8
The Gunfight 2 9
Adam's Turtle-y Awesome Valentine's Day 2 10
Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner 2 11
Everybody's a Winner 2 12
The Party Planner 2 13
Title Season Episode
March Madness 2 14
Out with the In-Laws 2 15
April Fools 2 16
King for a Day 2 17
The Burns System 2 18
We Hate Money 2 19
We Got a Girl 2 20
Family Business 2 21
Wife-Proof 3 1
Yeah, Maybe 3 2
Put Him on the Ground 3 3
Adam's Wall Hole Bowl 3 4
The New Old School 3 5
Semi-Indecent Proposal 3 6
Hotel Hanky Panky 3 7
Adam's Ribs 3 8
Adam Acts His Age 3 9
We Don't Need Another Hero 3 10
Cabin Fever 3 11
Clean Country Living 3 12
The Intervention(s) 3 13
The V-Word 4 1
Adam's Big Little Lie 4 2
The Ex Files 4 3
Going All the Way 4 4
Winner Winner Chicken Salad 4 5
Couples Therapy 4 6
Dude, Where's My Boat? 4 7
Adam's Not Sorry 4 8
Stuck in the Middle with You 4 9
Full Metal Teddy 4 10
Adam and Andi See Other People 4 11
Driving Miss Katie 4 12
Happy Ann-RV-sary 4 13
Go, go, go. Oh! You see that?
"Go, go, go. Oh! You see that?"
Man with a Plan
We just took the lead!
"We just took the lead!"
Man with a Plan
Hey, Dad, do you think I could pull off these boots?
"Hey, Dad, do you think I could pull off these boots?"
Man with a Plan
Honey, I got 20 bucks riding on this game.
"Honey, I got 20 bucks riding on this game."
Man with a Plan
I-I'll pull your boots off at halftime, okay?
"I-I'll pull your boots off at halftime, okay?"
Man with a Plan
I don't know about that new paint color in your bathroom.
"I don't know about that new paint color in your bathroom."
Man with a Plan
I know, Joy; it's way too yellow.
"I know, Joy; it's way too yellow."
Man with a Plan
This morning, I thought I was peeing on the sun.
"This morning, I thought I was peeing on the sun."
Man with a Plan
It's so bright, I could see it from my bedroom window.
"It's so bright, I could see it from my bedroom window."
Man with a Plan
Yeah, well, that's why I asked Adam to repaint it.
"Yeah, well, that's why I asked Adam to repaint it."
Man with a Plan
He turned a shade of red
"He turned a shade of red"
Man with a Plan
that I think would actually look nice in the bathroom.
"that I think would actually look nice in the bathroom."
Man with a Plan
Hmm. Mm-hmm.
"Hmm. Mm-hmm."
Man with a Plan
Husbands love redoing
"Husbands love redoing"
Man with a Plan
what they didn't want to do in the first place.
"what they didn't want to do in the first place."
Man with a Plan
Yeah, we disagreed, but then we sat down,
"Yeah, we disagreed, but then we sat down,"
Man with a Plan
had a discussion, and he's repainting.
"had a discussion, and he's repainting."
Man with a Plan
Ah. Yeah.
"Ah. Yeah."
Man with a Plan
Made him some nachos to ease the blow.
"Made him some nachos to ease the blow."
Man with a Plan
See, the angry part of his brain is smaller than the nacho part.
"See, the angry part of his brain is smaller than the nacho part."
Man with a Plan
All right, I'll tell you what, I'll buy you the boots
"All right, I'll tell you what, I'll buy you the boots"
Man with a Plan
if you help me repaint the stupid bathroom--
"if you help me repaint the stupid bathroom--"
Man with a Plan
Ooh, nachos.
"Ooh, nachos."
Man with a Plan
Well, you deserve 'em, honey.
"Well, you deserve 'em, honey."
Man with a Plan
And the cheese is the color of the bathroom,
"And the cheese is the color of the bathroom,"
Man with a Plan
so you won't forget to repaint it.
"so you won't forget to repaint it."
Man with a Plan
Howdy!
"Howdy!"
Man with a Plan
I'm Baggy Britches, and I have a message.
"I'm Baggy Britches, and I have a message."
Man with a Plan
Are you Kate Burns?
"Are you Kate Burns?"
Man with a Plan
No! No! Say no! Say no!
"No! No! Say no! Say no!"
Man with a Plan
What is wrong with your husband?
"What is wrong with your husband?"
Man with a Plan
Don't look at his flower. That's how they get you.
"Don't look at his flower. That's how they get you."
Man with a Plan
Adam has a fear of clowns.
"Adam has a fear of clowns."
Man with a Plan
It's not a fear, okay?
"It's not a fear, okay?"
Man with a Plan
It's a natural instinct that's kept me alive thus far.
"It's a natural instinct that's kept me alive thus far."
Man with a Plan
Then why are you using your daughter as a human shield?
"Then why are you using your daughter as a human shield?"
Man with a Plan
Because you're too far away.
"Because you're too far away."
Man with a Plan
* I've been sent over here in my baggy pants *
"* I've been sent over here in my baggy pants *"
Man with a Plan
* 'Cause Danny Phillips wants to ask Kate *
"* 'Cause Danny Phillips wants to ask Kate *"
Man with a Plan
* To the Spring Formal Dance.
"* To the Spring Formal Dance."
Man with a Plan
Seriously
"Seriously"
Man with a Plan
: Oh, my God! Mom!
": Oh, my God! Mom!"
Man with a Plan
Hey, you want to see some magic?
"Hey, you want to see some magic?"
Man with a Plan
No, no, no!
"No, no, no!"
Man with a Plan
Get out! Get out!
"Get out! Get out!"
Man with a Plan
Get out, get out, get out!
"Get out, get out, get out!"
Man with a Plan
That was close.
"That was close."
Man with a Plan
Kate, the Spring Formal. That's huge!
"Kate, the Spring Formal. That's huge!"
Man with a Plan
I know. I can't believe it.
"I know. I can't believe it."
Man with a Plan
He's still out there.
"He's still out there."
Man with a Plan
Oh, oh! I'm gonna turn the sprinklers on.
"Oh, oh! I'm gonna turn the sprinklers on."
Man with a Plan
It'll wash off his makeup, then he'll be powerless.
"It'll wash off his makeup, then he'll be powerless."
Man with a Plan
ANDI: I couldn't be happier for Kate.
"ANDI: I couldn't be happier for Kate."
Man with a Plan
I mean, hardly any freshman girls
"I mean, hardly any freshman girls"
Man with a Plan
get asked to the senior dance.
"get asked to the senior dance."
Man with a Plan
Hold on. The guy that asked her is a senior?
"Hold on. The guy that asked her is a senior?"
Man with a Plan
All right, don't get all Adam on this.
"All right, don't get all Adam on this."
Man with a Plan
I'm Adam.
"I'm Adam."
Man with a Plan
That's the only way I get.
"That's the only way I get."
Man with a Plan
Look, it doesn't mean they're dating.
"Look, it doesn't mean they're dating."
Man with a Plan
It's just one dance.
"It's just one dance."
Man with a Plan
One dance is enough.
"One dance is enough."
Man with a Plan
That's where you do all the laying down things standing up.
"That's where you do all the laying down things standing up."
Man with a Plan
Yeah, I know. I remember from our wedding night.
"Yeah, I know. I remember from our wedding night."
Man with a Plan
It was like you had six hands.
"It was like you had six hands."
Man with a Plan
Andi, any senior that asks out a freshman
"Andi, any senior that asks out a freshman"
Man with a Plan
has something wrong with him.
"has something wrong with him."
Man with a Plan
Okay, he's the kind of guy who ends up dressed as a clown,
"Okay, he's the kind of guy who ends up dressed as a clown,"
Man with a Plan
terrorizing honest citizens.
"terrorizing honest citizens."
Man with a Plan
For all we know, that was him.
"For all we know, that was him."
Man with a Plan
Boy, you get lost in one fun house, it ruins your life.
"Boy, you get lost in one fun house, it ruins your life."
Man with a Plan
Fun house.
"Fun house."
Man with a Plan
Never has a place been more incorrectly named.
"Never has a place been more incorrectly named."
Man with a Plan
She is not going to that dance, and that's the end of it.
"She is not going to that dance, and that's the end of it."
Man with a Plan
Okay, well, let's sit down and discuss it.
"Okay, well, let's sit down and discuss it."
Man with a Plan
And after, we can have nachos.
"And after, we can have nachos."
Man with a Plan
No, no, no, no, no.
"No, no, no, no, no."
Man with a Plan
No. I'm not going to the chairs with you.
"No. I'm not going to the chairs with you."
Man with a Plan
Every time we sit down and discuss, I lose.
"Every time we sit down and discuss, I lose."
Man with a Plan
I don't know what you're talking about, but I'd like to.
"I don't know what you're talking about, but I'd like to."
Man with a Plan
Hey, let's have a seat,
"Hey, let's have a seat,"
Man with a Plan
talk it out.
"talk it out."
Man with a Plan
Not this time, sunshine.
"Not this time, sunshine."
Man with a Plan
This time, I'm gonna prep.
"This time, I'm gonna prep."
Man with a Plan
I'm going to the blackboard, drawing some X's and O's,
"I'm going to the blackboard, drawing some X's and O's,"
Man with a Plan
and getting some plays ready.
"and getting some plays ready."
Man with a Plan
Yeah, well, that makes sense. Yeah.
"Yeah, well, that makes sense. Yeah."
Man with a Plan
You want to run any of these plays by me?
"You want to run any of these plays by me?"
Man with a Plan
Well, for starters, Katie's-- Oh, you're good.
"Well, for starters, Katie's-- Oh, you're good."
Man with a Plan
I'm onto you now, though.
"I'm onto you now, though."
Man with a Plan
I'm never sitting down in here again.
"I'm never sitting down in here again."
Man with a Plan
*
"*"
Man with a Plan
I just don't think Katie should date a senior.
"I just don't think Katie should date a senior."
Man with a Plan
But I'm oh for a thousand with Andi
"But I'm oh for a thousand with Andi"
Man with a Plan
when we sit down and have these discussions.
"when we sit down and have these discussions."
Man with a Plan
I'm like that team that plays the Harlem Globetrotters.
"I'm like that team that plays the Harlem Globetrotters."
Man with a Plan
I'm trying to make a point,
"I'm trying to make a point,"
Man with a Plan
and she's running circles around me, bouncing balls off my head.
"and she's running circles around me, bouncing balls off my head."
Man with a Plan
Our problem is wives have more stamina than us.
"Our problem is wives have more stamina than us."
Man with a Plan
We'd rather lose than listen.
"We'd rather lose than listen."
Man with a Plan
And even if you win a point, they keep coming at you,
"And even if you win a point, they keep coming at you,"
Man with a Plan
like waves at the beach.
"like waves at the beach."
Man with a Plan
Blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah.
"Blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah."
Man with a Plan
Mostly my marriage is fifty-fifty,
"Mostly my marriage is fifty-fifty,"
Man with a Plan
but when we have a difference of opinion, I lose
"but when we have a difference of opinion, I lose"
Man with a Plan
because I go with my gut and Andi goes with logic.
"because I go with my gut and Andi goes with logic."
Man with a Plan
She can make a good argument for any bad idea.
"She can make a good argument for any bad idea."
Man with a Plan
If you really want to win, I know a trick from the old days.
"If you really want to win, I know a trick from the old days."
Man with a Plan
It's called silent negotiation.
"It's called silent negotiation."
Man with a Plan
I've heard of that.
"I've heard of that."
Man with a Plan
You let her talk first, but then you don't say a word.
"You let her talk first, but then you don't say a word."
Man with a Plan
You just stare at her and wait her out.
"You just stare at her and wait her out."
Man with a Plan
She'll start talking in circles, doubting herself.
"She'll start talking in circles, doubting herself."
Man with a Plan
Eventually she'll break down like a Chinese Rolex.
"Eventually she'll break down like a Chinese Rolex."
Man with a Plan
Like the one you gave me for Christmas?
"Like the one you gave me for Christmas?"
Man with a Plan
I went to see what time it was,
"I went to see what time it was,"
Man with a Plan
and all the numbers just fell to the bottom.
"and all the numbers just fell to the bottom."
Man with a Plan
I told you not to let the sun hit it!
"I told you not to let the sun hit it!"
Man with a Plan
I don't want Katie to go to the dance,
"I don't want Katie to go to the dance,"
Man with a Plan
but this silent negotiation, that's never gonna work.
"but this silent negotiation, that's never gonna work."
Man with a Plan