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Clips from Man with a Plan - Adam Gets Neighborly (S02E02)

TV Series 2016 –2020 Season 2, Episode 6 30 min ★ 7.0/10 (12,665 ratings) 464 clips
Comedy

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Pilot 1 1
Two Tickets to Paradise 1 2
The Puppet Theater 1 3
Un-Dressed 1 4
Thanksgiving 1 5
Holey War 1 6
Winter Has Come 1 7
Adam Steps Up 1 8
What About Bob? 1 9
A Dinner Gone Wrong 1 10
The Talk 1 11
The Three Amigos 1 12
Valentine's Day 1 13
Kate's First Date 1 14
Assisted Living 1 15
The A Team 1 16
Doctor No 1 17
The Blame Game 1 18
Spring Fling 1 19
Dirty Money 1 20
Operation False Freedom 1 21
Buzzer Beater 1 22
The Silver Fox 2 1
Andi's Boyfriend 2 2
The Parents Strike Back 2 3
Into the Weeds 2 4
Battle of the Sexists 2 5
Adam Gets Neighborly 2 6
We Can Be Heroes 2 7
Lice Lice Baby 2 8
The Gunfight 2 9
Adam's Turtle-y Awesome Valentine's Day 2 10
Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner 2 11
Everybody's a Winner 2 12
The Party Planner 2 13
Title Season Episode
March Madness 2 14
Out with the In-Laws 2 15
April Fools 2 16
King for a Day 2 17
The Burns System 2 18
We Hate Money 2 19
We Got a Girl 2 20
Family Business 2 21
Wife-Proof 3 1
Yeah, Maybe 3 2
Put Him on the Ground 3 3
Adam's Wall Hole Bowl 3 4
The New Old School 3 5
Semi-Indecent Proposal 3 6
Hotel Hanky Panky 3 7
Adam's Ribs 3 8
Adam Acts His Age 3 9
We Don't Need Another Hero 3 10
Cabin Fever 3 11
Clean Country Living 3 12
The Intervention(s) 3 13
The V-Word 4 1
Adam's Big Little Lie 4 2
The Ex Files 4 3
Going All the Way 4 4
Winner Winner Chicken Salad 4 5
Couples Therapy 4 6
Dude, Where's My Boat? 4 7
Adam's Not Sorry 4 8
Stuck in the Middle with You 4 9
Full Metal Teddy 4 10
Adam and Andi See Other People 4 11
Driving Miss Katie 4 12
Happy Ann-RV-sary 4 13
and invited everybody on the street except us.
"and invited everybody on the street except us."
Man with a Plan
Great.
"Great."
Man with a Plan
What? No. Not great.
"What? No. Not great."
Man with a Plan
I heard it from that old hermit guy
"I heard it from that old hermit guy"
Man with a Plan
on the corner who let all his grass die.
"on the corner who let all his grass die."
Man with a Plan
Dirt Yard Bob?
"Dirt Yard Bob?"
Man with a Plan
Yeah. They even invited Dirt Yard Bob.
"Yeah. They even invited Dirt Yard Bob."
Man with a Plan
The guy that electrocuted himself
"The guy that electrocuted himself"
Man with a Plan
trying to get free sneakers off a power line.
"trying to get free sneakers off a power line."
Man with a Plan
I heard that when he woke up, he could suddenly play the piano.
"I heard that when he woke up, he could suddenly play the piano."
Man with a Plan
We used to get invited to everything.
"We used to get invited to everything."
Man with a Plan
I mean, potlucks, holiday parties.
"I mean, potlucks, holiday parties."
Man with a Plan
What happened? I happened.
"What happened? I happened."
Man with a Plan
I cut the cord with that bunch of mooches.
"I cut the cord with that bunch of mooches."
Man with a Plan
: You're welcome.
": You're welcome."
Man with a Plan
Those people were our friends. No.
"Those people were our friends. No."
Man with a Plan
No. No, no, no, no, no, no. Mooches.
"No. No, no, no, no, no, no. Mooches."
Man with a Plan
Remember two years ago
"Remember two years ago"
Man with a Plan
when we stayed home on the Fourth of July?
"when we stayed home on the Fourth of July?"
Man with a Plan
I got roped into feeding all their cats.
"I got roped into feeding all their cats."
Man with a Plan
That's what neighbors do.
"That's what neighbors do."
Man with a Plan
You know what cats do?
"You know what cats do?"
Man with a Plan
They hide, and then they dive at you, claws first.
"They hide, and then they dive at you, claws first."
Man with a Plan
They get off, like, six punches
"They get off, like, six punches"
Man with a Plan
before you know what the hell happened. Oh.
"before you know what the hell happened. Oh."
Man with a Plan
Okay, well, remember
"Okay, well, remember"
Man with a Plan
when we let the Morrisons park their boat in our driveway?
"when we let the Morrisons park their boat in our driveway?"
Man with a Plan
Then they split up, and the husband just
"Then they split up, and the husband just"
Man with a Plan
lived on it for weeks.
"lived on it for weeks."
Man with a Plan
That thing didn't have a toilet.
"That thing didn't have a toilet."
Man with a Plan
Where did he go, Andi?
"Where did he go, Andi?"
Man with a Plan
We'll never know.
"We'll never know."
Man with a Plan
Yeah, but now we're outcasts.
"Yeah, but now we're outcasts."
Man with a Plan
I mean, how did you manage to alienate an entire block?
"I mean, how did you manage to alienate an entire block?"
Man with a Plan
Well, it was pretty easy, actually.
"Well, it was pretty easy, actually."
Man with a Plan
You know, whenever someone would want to make plans,
"You know, whenever someone would want to make plans,"
Man with a Plan
I'd just say, "Oh, yeah, sure. I'll have Andi call you."
"I'd just say, "Oh, yeah, sure. I'll have Andi call you.""
Man with a Plan
Then I never told you to call.
"Then I never told you to call."
Man with a Plan
Then, when I'd run into 'em , I'd say,
"Then, when I'd run into 'em , I'd say,"
Man with a Plan
"I can't believe Andi never called you."
""I can't believe Andi never called you.""
Man with a Plan
Voilà.
"Voilà."
Man with a Plan
So I look like the bad guy.
"So I look like the bad guy."
Man with a Plan
How do you think I feel?
"How do you think I feel?"
Man with a Plan
I look like I'm married to the bad guy.
"I look like I'm married to the bad guy."
Man with a Plan
You know what? You've become unfriendly.
"You know what? You've become unfriendly."
Man with a Plan
What? Mm.
"What? Mm."
Man with a Plan
I have not.
"I have not."
Man with a Plan
The neighbors were all over us.
"The neighbors were all over us."
Man with a Plan
When Germany invaded Poland, did people call Poland unfriendly?
"When Germany invaded Poland, did people call Poland unfriendly?"
Man with a Plan
Don't bring Germany into this, all right?
"Don't bring Germany into this, all right?"
Man with a Plan
Every time you're losing an argument,
"Every time you're losing an argument,"
Man with a Plan
you call in the Germans.
"you call in the Germans."
Man with a Plan
What's wrong with being neighborly?
"What's wrong with being neighborly?"
Man with a Plan
I just don't get it.
"I just don't get it."
Man with a Plan
I mean, why do I have to be buddies with someone
"I mean, why do I have to be buddies with someone"
Man with a Plan
just because of a geographical coincidence?
"just because of a geographical coincidence?"
Man with a Plan
You know? I'm sure somebody lived next to Mussolini.
"You know? I'm sure somebody lived next to Mussolini."
Man with a Plan
Were they watching his cat?
"Were they watching his cat?"
Man with a Plan
And here come the Italians.
"And here come the Italians."
Man with a Plan
Look, bottom line, I did us a favor.
"Look, bottom line, I did us a favor."
Man with a Plan
I can't believe it took you this long to notice.
"I can't believe it took you this long to notice."
Man with a Plan
Well, I've been busy working.
"Well, I've been busy working."
Man with a Plan
I just... I wasn't paying attention.
"I just... I wasn't paying attention."
Man with a Plan
Oh. I just thought you were quietly on board.
"Oh. I just thought you were quietly on board."
Man with a Plan
You know? It's like upstairs.
"You know? It's like upstairs."
Man with a Plan
If you don't make a face, I just keep going.
"If you don't make a face, I just keep going."
Man with a Plan
ADAM: And then Andi said
"ADAM: And then Andi said"
Man with a Plan
I was unfriendly.
"I was unfriendly."
Man with a Plan
I was kind of expecting a thank you.
"I was kind of expecting a thank you."
Man with a Plan
From your wife?
"From your wife?"
Man with a Plan
That's not what they do.
"That's not what they do."
Man with a Plan
I'm a friendly guy.
"I'm a friendly guy."
Man with a Plan
I mean, Lowell, we became friends.
"I mean, Lowell, we became friends."
Man with a Plan
It was the hardest thing I've ever done,
"It was the hardest thing I've ever done,"
Man with a Plan
and I knitted this sweater vest.
"and I knitted this sweater vest."
Man with a Plan
I'm looking for Adam Burns.
"I'm looking for Adam Burns."
Man with a Plan
Are you a singing telegram?
"Are you a singing telegram?"
Man with a Plan
I am not.
"I am not."
Man with a Plan
Oh. Then he's over there.
"Oh. Then he's over there."
Man with a Plan
I'm the new county inspector.
"I'm the new county inspector."
Man with a Plan
I just checked your concrete slab.
"I just checked your concrete slab."
Man with a Plan
Oh, great. Yeah, as soon as you sign off,
"Oh, great. Yeah, as soon as you sign off,"
Man with a Plan
we can start framing.
"we can start framing."
Man with a Plan
I'm not signing off. It's still wet.
"I'm not signing off. It's still wet."
Man with a Plan
And you knew that when you called me down here.
"And you knew that when you called me down here."
Man with a Plan
The inspector we had before did it all the time.
"The inspector we had before did it all the time."
Man with a Plan
He understood the concept of leeway, you know.
"He understood the concept of leeway, you know."
Man with a Plan
I don't believe in leeway. I believe in my way.
"I don't believe in leeway. I believe in my way."
Man with a Plan
Oh. Okay.
"Oh. Okay."
Man with a Plan
Look, new lady... My name's Joy.
"Look, new lady... My name's Joy."
Man with a Plan
Well, somebody lied to you.
"Well, somebody lied to you."
Man with a Plan
I don't know if they taught you this
"I don't know if they taught you this"
Man with a Plan
in county inspector school, but concrete dries, okay?
"in county inspector school, but concrete dries, okay?"
Man with a Plan
That's why the sidewalks aren't full of skeletons
"That's why the sidewalks aren't full of skeletons"
Man with a Plan
trying to pull their legs out.
"trying to pull their legs out."
Man with a Plan
I don't know if they taught you this in contractor school,
"I don't know if they taught you this in contractor school,"
Man with a Plan
but you don't talk to me like that.
"but you don't talk to me like that."
Man with a Plan
Joke's on her. I didn't even go to contractor school.
"Joke's on her. I didn't even go to contractor school."
Man with a Plan
Okay, look, it's gonna be two weeks
"Okay, look, it's gonna be two weeks"
Man with a Plan
before that slab cures all the way.
"before that slab cures all the way."
Man with a Plan
If you don't sign off, my guys can't work,
"If you don't sign off, my guys can't work,"
Man with a Plan
and I'm paying 'em to do nothing. That's a problem.
"and I'm paying 'em to do nothing. That's a problem."
Man with a Plan
That's your problem.
"That's your problem."
Man with a Plan
Until you got here,
"Until you got here,"
Man with a Plan
I didn't have a problem!
"I didn't have a problem!"
Man with a Plan
Did you just raise your voice at me?
"Did you just raise your voice at me?"
Man with a Plan
Well... I do not take kindly to that, sir,
"Well... I do not take kindly to that, sir,"
Man with a Plan
because then I am forced to do the same.
"because then I am forced to do the same."
Man with a Plan
And if this is a talking-loud competition, I will win it!
"And if this is a talking-loud competition, I will win it!"
Man with a Plan
: Well, maybe it's a talking-soft competition,
": Well, maybe it's a talking-soft competition,"
Man with a Plan
and I'm winning it.
"and I'm winning it."
Man with a Plan
What? Just send the other inspector back. He knew me.
"What? Just send the other inspector back. He knew me."
Man with a Plan
Well, I do not know you, sir,
"Well, I do not know you, sir,"
Man with a Plan
and so far, what I've seen, I do not like.
"and so far, what I've seen, I do not like."
Man with a Plan
You are very unfriendly.
"You are very unfriendly."
Man with a Plan
Unfriendly? Wha-What do you want me to do,
"Unfriendly? Wha-What do you want me to do,"
Man with a Plan
make you a balloon animal?
"make you a balloon animal?"
Man with a Plan
I've red-tagged a lot of slabs,
"I've red-tagged a lot of slabs,"
Man with a Plan
and this has given me the most pleasure.
"and this has given me the most pleasure."
Man with a Plan
That's right, "pleasure," as in "joy."
"That's right, "pleasure," as in "joy.""
Man with a Plan