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Clips from Man with a Plan - Andi's Boyfriend (S02E02)

TV Series 2016 –2020 Season 2, Episode 2 30 min ★ 7.0/10 (12,665 ratings) 483 clips
Comedy

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Title Season Episode
Pilot 1 1
Two Tickets to Paradise 1 2
The Puppet Theater 1 3
Un-Dressed 1 4
Thanksgiving 1 5
Holey War 1 6
Winter Has Come 1 7
Adam Steps Up 1 8
What About Bob? 1 9
A Dinner Gone Wrong 1 10
The Talk 1 11
The Three Amigos 1 12
Valentine's Day 1 13
Kate's First Date 1 14
Assisted Living 1 15
The A Team 1 16
Doctor No 1 17
The Blame Game 1 18
Spring Fling 1 19
Dirty Money 1 20
Operation False Freedom 1 21
Buzzer Beater 1 22
The Silver Fox 2 1
Andi's Boyfriend 2 2
The Parents Strike Back 2 3
Into the Weeds 2 4
Battle of the Sexists 2 5
Adam Gets Neighborly 2 6
We Can Be Heroes 2 7
Lice Lice Baby 2 8
The Gunfight 2 9
Adam's Turtle-y Awesome Valentine's Day 2 10
Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner 2 11
Everybody's a Winner 2 12
The Party Planner 2 13
Title Season Episode
March Madness 2 14
Out with the In-Laws 2 15
April Fools 2 16
King for a Day 2 17
The Burns System 2 18
We Hate Money 2 19
We Got a Girl 2 20
Family Business 2 21
Wife-Proof 3 1
Yeah, Maybe 3 2
Put Him on the Ground 3 3
Adam's Wall Hole Bowl 3 4
The New Old School 3 5
Semi-Indecent Proposal 3 6
Hotel Hanky Panky 3 7
Adam's Ribs 3 8
Adam Acts His Age 3 9
We Don't Need Another Hero 3 10
Cabin Fever 3 11
Clean Country Living 3 12
The Intervention(s) 3 13
The V-Word 4 1
Adam's Big Little Lie 4 2
The Ex Files 4 3
Going All the Way 4 4
Winner Winner Chicken Salad 4 5
Couples Therapy 4 6
Dude, Where's My Boat? 4 7
Adam's Not Sorry 4 8
Stuck in the Middle with You 4 9
Full Metal Teddy 4 10
Adam and Andi See Other People 4 11
Driving Miss Katie 4 12
Happy Ann-RV-sary 4 13
Gentlemen, I got a problem.
"Gentlemen, I got a problem."
Man with a Plan
I've gathered you here because I need the smartest guys I know.
"I've gathered you here because I need the smartest guys I know."
Man with a Plan
My life is what it is, so that's you.
"My life is what it is, so that's you."
Man with a Plan
He's talking to you guys, so step it up.
"He's talking to you guys, so step it up."
Man with a Plan
Yesterday, I was the only one home and the doorbell rings.
"Yesterday, I was the only one home and the doorbell rings."
Man with a Plan
It was Carl Tompkins.
"It was Carl Tompkins."
Man with a Plan
That son of a bitch.
"That son of a bitch."
Man with a Plan
Who's Carl Tompkins?
"Who's Carl Tompkins?"
Man with a Plan
Pastor Carl? The guy who married me and Andi at our wedding.
"Pastor Carl? The guy who married me and Andi at our wedding."
Man with a Plan
That son of a bitch.
"That son of a bitch."
Man with a Plan
Dad, will you listen, please?
"Dad, will you listen, please?"
Man with a Plan
He gave me some very bad news.
"He gave me some very bad news."
Man with a Plan
17 years ago, when I married you and Andi,
"17 years ago, when I married you and Andi,"
Man with a Plan
I had a nasty gambling problem.
"I had a nasty gambling problem."
Man with a Plan
But I'm in a program now, and I'm on the ninth step,
"But I'm in a program now, and I'm on the ninth step,"
Man with a Plan
which is making amends.
"which is making amends."
Man with a Plan
Amends? That's never good.
"Amends? That's never good."
Man with a Plan
When I did your ceremony, I was broke,
"When I did your ceremony, I was broke,"
Man with a Plan
so I hadn't renewed my credentials.
"so I hadn't renewed my credentials."
Man with a Plan
I forged your paperwork and your marriage isn't legal.
"I forged your paperwork and your marriage isn't legal."
Man with a Plan
What?
"What?"
Man with a Plan
We're not legally married?
"We're not legally married?"
Man with a Plan
But why would you do the ceremony
"But why would you do the ceremony"
Man with a Plan
if you knew it wasn't real?
"if you knew it wasn't real?"
Man with a Plan
I just love making people happy.
"I just love making people happy."
Man with a Plan
Do I look happy now?
"Do I look happy now?"
Man with a Plan
So I was right-- he is a son of a bitch.
"So I was right-- he is a son of a bitch."
Man with a Plan
Andi's not gonna like this.
"Andi's not gonna like this."
Man with a Plan
But she's not gonna blame Adam.
"But she's not gonna blame Adam."
Man with a Plan
It's not your fault the guy had a gambling problem.
"It's not your fault the guy had a gambling problem."
Man with a Plan
See, this is where it gets tricky.
"See, this is where it gets tricky."
Man with a Plan
H-He's not the guy Andi told me to hire.
"H-He's not the guy Andi told me to hire."
Man with a Plan
I picked him 'cause he was cheaper.
"I picked him 'cause he was cheaper."
Man with a Plan
Oh, Adam.
"Oh, Adam."
Man with a Plan
What? Well, I had to do something.
"What? Well, I had to do something."
Man with a Plan
Look, we agreed on a simple courthouse ceremony,
"Look, we agreed on a simple courthouse ceremony,"
Man with a Plan
then the bride magazines started showing up
"then the bride magazines started showing up"
Man with a Plan
and everything got expensive.
"and everything got expensive."
Man with a Plan
She wanted to move it to the Bahamas.
"She wanted to move it to the Bahamas."
Man with a Plan
I had to show her a bunch of shark attack videos
"I had to show her a bunch of shark attack videos"
Man with a Plan
just to keep it on the mainland.
"just to keep it on the mainland."
Man with a Plan
So you're not legally married?
"So you're not legally married?"
Man with a Plan
And it's your fault.
"And it's your fault."
Man with a Plan
And Andi doesn't know.
"And Andi doesn't know."
Man with a Plan
That's pretty much it.
"That's pretty much it."
Man with a Plan
Yeah, you're gonna need smarter guys.
"Yeah, you're gonna need smarter guys."
Man with a Plan
*
"*"
Man with a Plan
First of all, I am really pumped to be included
"First of all, I am really pumped to be included"
Man with a Plan
in this advice circle.
"in this advice circle."
Man with a Plan
We don't name our meetings, Lowell.
"We don't name our meetings, Lowell."
Man with a Plan
And if we did, it would be something cool,
"And if we did, it would be something cool,"
Man with a Plan
like "war council."
"like "war council.""
Man with a Plan
But a wedding is not something to cut corners on.
"But a wedding is not something to cut corners on."
Man with a Plan
You blew it, bubba. Sorry for the language.
"You blew it, bubba. Sorry for the language."
Man with a Plan
Money is for saving, not spending.
"Money is for saving, not spending."
Man with a Plan
That's right, and you're gonna need that money
"That's right, and you're gonna need that money"
Man with a Plan
when the storm comes.
"when the storm comes."
Man with a Plan
And there is always a storm coming.
"And there is always a storm coming."
Man with a Plan
You taught us that, Pop.
"You taught us that, Pop."
Man with a Plan
I'm never not afraid.
"I'm never not afraid."
Man with a Plan
Damn straight. It keeps you frosty. Mm-hmm.
"Damn straight. It keeps you frosty. Mm-hmm."
Man with a Plan
So how do I tell Andi we're not legally married
"So how do I tell Andi we're not legally married"
Man with a Plan
because I wanted to save a few bucks?
"because I wanted to save a few bucks?"
Man with a Plan
Now, keep in mind, not being married might be
"Now, keep in mind, not being married might be"
Man with a Plan
a hot-button issue for her.
"a hot-button issue for her."
Man with a Plan
Well, you could soften her up with some romance.
"Well, you could soften her up with some romance."
Man with a Plan
Ooh, take her to a nice hotel for a weekend.
"Ooh, take her to a nice hotel for a weekend."
Man with a Plan
I don't like the idea of being locked
"I don't like the idea of being locked"
Man with a Plan
in a tiny room with her when she finds out.
"in a tiny room with her when she finds out."
Man with a Plan
Whenever I've screwed up with Marcy--
"Whenever I've screwed up with Marcy--"
Man with a Plan
and it has happened--
"and it has happened--"
Man with a Plan
I tell her I did something much worse,
"I tell her I did something much worse,"
Man with a Plan
and then when I tell her the real thing,
"and then when I tell her the real thing,"
Man with a Plan
(exhales) she's relieved.
"(exhales) she's relieved."
Man with a Plan
So what could I tell Andi that's worse than this?
"So what could I tell Andi that's worse than this?"
Man with a Plan
Nothing.
"Nothing."
Man with a Plan
I was just saying, you know,
"I was just saying, you know,"
Man with a Plan
if you'd done something not so big,
"if you'd done something not so big,"
Man with a Plan
that would be the solution.
"that would be the solution."
Man with a Plan
This is the worst war council I've ever been on.
"This is the worst war council I've ever been on."
Man with a Plan
Son, you got to think outside the box.
"Son, you got to think outside the box."
Man with a Plan
Men have been screwing up with women for thousands of years.
"Men have been screwing up with women for thousands of years."
Man with a Plan
They're on to us.
"They're on to us."
Man with a Plan
You need something new.
"You need something new."
Man with a Plan
So your idea is: come up with a good idea.
"So your idea is: come up with a good idea."
Man with a Plan
That's right. Run with that.
"That's right. Run with that."
Man with a Plan
Okay. Well, a lot of good perspectives here.
"Okay. Well, a lot of good perspectives here."
Man with a Plan
But the thing is, Andi is the best, all right?
"But the thing is, Andi is the best, all right?"
Man with a Plan
I got a good one, so I'm just gonna go home
"I got a good one, so I'm just gonna go home"
Man with a Plan
Attaboy. Absolutely. Good for you.
"Attaboy. Absolutely. Good for you."
Man with a Plan
He's not coming back from this.
"He's not coming back from this."
Man with a Plan
He's a dead man.
"He's a dead man."
Man with a Plan
I should have told him I loved him.
"I should have told him I loved him."
Man with a Plan
Hey, sweetie. Hey.
"Hey, sweetie. Hey."
Man with a Plan
You'll never guess what happened at work today.
"You'll never guess what happened at work today."
Man with a Plan
I hope it was good.
"I hope it was good."
Man with a Plan
It's so good.
"It's so good."
Man with a Plan
Okay. I finally figured out
"Okay. I finally figured out"
Man with a Plan
who's been microwaving fish in the break room. It was Karen.
"who's been microwaving fish in the break room. It was Karen."
Man with a Plan
Yeah. We're gonna have a whole meeting about it
"Yeah. We're gonna have a whole meeting about it"
Man with a Plan
and everything.
"and everything."
Man with a Plan
Yeah. Funny thing happened to me today, too. Get this.
"Yeah. Funny thing happened to me today, too. Get this."
Man with a Plan
Wait. Wait.
"Wait. Wait."
Man with a Plan
Babe, what's this? They didn't have the organic chicken?
"Babe, what's this? They didn't have the organic chicken?"
Man with a Plan
No, no, they did, but we'll get to that in a minute.
"No, no, they did, but we'll get to that in a minute."
Man with a Plan
Yeah. Okay, but, um,
"Yeah. Okay, but, um,"
Man with a Plan
I thought we agreed we were gonna go organic.
"I thought we agreed we were gonna go organic."
Man with a Plan
Remember? We watched that documentary.
"Remember? We watched that documentary."
Man with a Plan
You cried a little.
"You cried a little."
Man with a Plan
Then I saw how much organic chicken costs,
"Then I saw how much organic chicken costs,"
Man with a Plan
and I cried more.
"and I cried more."
Man with a Plan
They just charge you twice as much
"They just charge you twice as much"
Man with a Plan
'cause they slap a fancy label on it.
"'cause they slap a fancy label on it."
Man with a Plan
Okay, Adam, we've talked about this.
"Okay, Adam, we've talked about this."
Man with a Plan
Don't be cheap.
"Don't be cheap."
Man with a Plan
Well-- I am not cheap, I am frugal.
"Well-- I am not cheap, I am frugal."
Man with a Plan
Okay, see what you did there?
"Okay, see what you did there?"
Man with a Plan
You just took "cheap" and you slapped a fancy label on it.
"You just took "cheap" and you slapped a fancy label on it."
Man with a Plan
Okay, this isn't a big deal, it's just chicken,
"Okay, this isn't a big deal, it's just chicken,"
Man with a Plan
but I-I do need to...
"but I-I do need to..."
Man with a Plan