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Clips from Man with a Plan - The New Old School (S03E03)

TV Series 2016 –2020 Season 3, Episode 5 30 min ★ 7.0/10 (12,665 ratings) 468 clips
Comedy

Episodes from this show

Title Season Episode
Pilot 1 1
Two Tickets to Paradise 1 2
The Puppet Theater 1 3
Un-Dressed 1 4
Thanksgiving 1 5
Holey War 1 6
Winter Has Come 1 7
Adam Steps Up 1 8
What About Bob? 1 9
A Dinner Gone Wrong 1 10
The Talk 1 11
The Three Amigos 1 12
Valentine's Day 1 13
Kate's First Date 1 14
Assisted Living 1 15
The A Team 1 16
Doctor No 1 17
The Blame Game 1 18
Spring Fling 1 19
Dirty Money 1 20
Operation False Freedom 1 21
Buzzer Beater 1 22
The Silver Fox 2 1
Andi's Boyfriend 2 2
The Parents Strike Back 2 3
Into the Weeds 2 4
Battle of the Sexists 2 5
Adam Gets Neighborly 2 6
We Can Be Heroes 2 7
Lice Lice Baby 2 8
The Gunfight 2 9
Adam's Turtle-y Awesome Valentine's Day 2 10
Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner 2 11
Everybody's a Winner 2 12
The Party Planner 2 13
Title Season Episode
March Madness 2 14
Out with the In-Laws 2 15
April Fools 2 16
King for a Day 2 17
The Burns System 2 18
We Hate Money 2 19
We Got a Girl 2 20
Family Business 2 21
Wife-Proof 3 1
Yeah, Maybe 3 2
Put Him on the Ground 3 3
Adam's Wall Hole Bowl 3 4
The New Old School 3 5
Semi-Indecent Proposal 3 6
Hotel Hanky Panky 3 7
Adam's Ribs 3 8
Adam Acts His Age 3 9
We Don't Need Another Hero 3 10
Cabin Fever 3 11
Clean Country Living 3 12
The Intervention(s) 3 13
The V-Word 4 1
Adam's Big Little Lie 4 2
The Ex Files 4 3
Going All the Way 4 4
Winner Winner Chicken Salad 4 5
Couples Therapy 4 6
Dude, Where's My Boat? 4 7
Adam's Not Sorry 4 8
Stuck in the Middle with You 4 9
Full Metal Teddy 4 10
Adam and Andi See Other People 4 11
Driving Miss Katie 4 12
Happy Ann-RV-sary 4 13
wanted to go to the concert,
"wanted to go to the concert,"
Man with a Plan
but no one else was allowed to go.
"but no one else was allowed to go."
Man with a Plan
The other parents think you guys are crazy.
"The other parents think you guys are crazy."
Man with a Plan
I'd expect some angry calls.
"I'd expect some angry calls."
Man with a Plan
Oh. So you didn't learn any lessons?
"Oh. So you didn't learn any lessons?"
Man with a Plan
Not as far as I know.
"Not as far as I know."
Man with a Plan
Don't look at me. I wanted to hug her.
"Don't look at me. I wanted to hug her."
Man with a Plan
So, what happens now? Can I still do whatever I want?
"So, what happens now? Can I still do whatever I want?"
Man with a Plan
Huh.
"Huh."
Man with a Plan
Yeah, that's what I think: huh.
"Yeah, that's what I think: huh."
Man with a Plan
That's a confusing answer.
"That's a confusing answer."
Man with a Plan
It sure is.
"It sure is."
Man with a Plan
And it's supposed to be,
"And it's supposed to be,"
Man with a Plan
because that was our plan all along.
"because that was our plan all along."
Man with a Plan
That's right. All along, we had a plan.
"That's right. All along, we had a plan."
Man with a Plan
Yeah. We wanted to keep you guessing
"Yeah. We wanted to keep you guessing"
Man with a Plan
by veering wildly from crazy strict to super easy.
"by veering wildly from crazy strict to super easy."
Man with a Plan
Crazy strict, super easy.
"Crazy strict, super easy."
Man with a Plan
Where are we? You don't know.
"Where are we? You don't know."
Man with a Plan
Yeah. You...
"Yeah. You..."
Man with a Plan
are in the hands of masters here.
"are in the hands of masters here."
Man with a Plan
Ha! Masters!
"Ha! Masters!"
Man with a Plan
Yeah, so go to your room. And do whatever you want.
"Yeah, so go to your room. And do whatever you want."
Man with a Plan
BOTH: I... I don't know.
"BOTH: I... I don't know."
Man with a Plan
Well, we squeaked through that one. Yeah.
"Well, we squeaked through that one. Yeah."
Man with a Plan
If she hadn't come home, we would've gone to get her.
"If she hadn't come home, we would've gone to get her."
Man with a Plan
Yeah. We're not new school, or old school,
"Yeah. We're not new school, or old school,"
Man with a Plan
or oldold school.
"or oldold school."
Man with a Plan
We got expelled from every school.
"We got expelled from every school."
Man with a Plan
We have no power because we love 'em too much.Mm.
"We have no power because we love 'em too much.Mm."
Man with a Plan
You know, kids-- they lock you in early with their cuteness,
"You know, kids-- they lock you in early with their cuteness,"
Man with a Plan
and then you're screwed.
"and then you're screwed."
Man with a Plan
So, how do you control someone you love?
"So, how do you control someone you love?"
Man with a Plan
Wait. How did you get me to go see Mamma Mia on Ice?
"Wait. How did you get me to go see Mamma Mia on Ice?"
Man with a Plan
I locked you in early with my cuteness,
"I locked you in early with my cuteness,"
Man with a Plan
and now you're screwed.
"and now you're screwed."
Man with a Plan
Ah, so I guess we just white-knuckle it
"Ah, so I guess we just white-knuckle it"
Man with a Plan
till Katie's out of the house.
"till Katie's out of the house."
Man with a Plan
Mm, maybe we let her be her boyfriend's problem,
"Mm, maybe we let her be her boyfriend's problem,"
Man with a Plan
go with Don's solution.
"go with Don's solution."
Man with a Plan
Scary times.
"Scary times."
Man with a Plan
Hey, party people.
"Hey, party people."
Man with a Plan
Lowell, what happened? Are you okay?
"Lowell, what happened? Are you okay?"
Man with a Plan
It was the greatest night of my life.
"It was the greatest night of my life."
Man with a Plan
I got swept up in the crowd,
"I got swept up in the crowd,"
Man with a Plan
and someone gave me a breath mint
"and someone gave me a breath mint"
Man with a Plan
that made me love everybody.
"that made me love everybody."
Man with a Plan
Good night, Mom. Good night, Dad.
"Good night, Mom. Good night, Dad."
Man with a Plan
You guys, look.
"You guys, look."
Man with a Plan
I found Kate.
"I found Kate."
Man with a Plan
Captioning sponsored by CBS
"Captioning sponsored by CBS"
Man with a Plan
Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org
"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org"
Man with a Plan
There you are.
"There you are."
Man with a Plan
Why aren't you in bed?
"Why aren't you in bed?"
Man with a Plan
I just put the moves on your pillow.
"I just put the moves on your pillow."
Man with a Plan
I remembered that Emme has to do a "My Life" project for school
"I remembered that Emme has to do a "My Life" project for school"
Man with a Plan
and she asked for some baby pictures.
"and she asked for some baby pictures."
Man with a Plan
Project, school, baby.
"Project, school, baby."
Man with a Plan
These are not sexy words.
"These are not sexy words."
Man with a Plan
I can't find any of Emme.
"I can't find any of Emme."
Man with a Plan
We have a ton of the older kids. You see?
"We have a ton of the older kids. You see?"
Man with a Plan
We have Kate and Teddy, each going potty for the first time.
"We have Kate and Teddy, each going potty for the first time."
Man with a Plan
Look at the boy strainin'.
"Look at the boy strainin'."
Man with a Plan
Face like a frustrated tomato.
"Face like a frustrated tomato."
Man with a Plan
Well, what happened? It's like we started off
"Well, what happened? It's like we started off"
Man with a Plan
as good parents and then we just gave up.
"as good parents and then we just gave up."
Man with a Plan
Okay, let's look at it in baseball terms, okay?
"Okay, let's look at it in baseball terms, okay?"
Man with a Plan
We won the first two games of the series,
"We won the first two games of the series,"
Man with a Plan
and then we phoned in the third.
"and then we phoned in the third."
Man with a Plan
We were saving our bullpen.
"We were saving our bullpen."
Man with a Plan
Wait a minute. Didn't I ask you to put a box
"Wait a minute. Didn't I ask you to put a box"
Man with a Plan
of old baby pictures in the top of Kate's closet?
"of old baby pictures in the top of Kate's closet?"
Man with a Plan
I don't know. You tell me to put a lot of boxes a lot of places.
"I don't know. You tell me to put a lot of boxes a lot of places."
Man with a Plan
Come on, help me get them down.
"Come on, help me get them down."
Man with a Plan
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. What if we fooled around,
"Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. What if we fooled around,"
Man with a Plan
thengot the pictures?Oh, honey,
"thengot the pictures?Oh, honey,"
Man with a Plan
if you're that worked up,
"if you're that worked up,"
Man with a Plan
just finish what you started with my pillow.
"just finish what you started with my pillow."
Man with a Plan
I don't even know if your pillow likes me like that.
"I don't even know if your pillow likes me like that."
Man with a Plan
: Shh. We don't want to wake her up.
": Shh. We don't want to wake her up."
Man with a Plan
She's our favorite.
"She's our favorite."
Man with a Plan
That's not funny.
"That's not funny."
Man with a Plan
Kate.
"Kate."
Man with a Plan
What are you doing? Did you sneak out?
"What are you doing? Did you sneak out?"
Man with a Plan
Why am I still whispering?
"Why am I still whispering?"
Man with a Plan
Downstairs. Now.
"Downstairs. Now."
Man with a Plan
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."
Man with a Plan
This is her first sneak-out. Hold on.
"This is her first sneak-out. Hold on."
Man with a Plan
Oh! It's a keeper.: Yeah.
"Oh! It's a keeper.: Yeah."
Man with a Plan
Kate, why would you sneak out?
"Kate, why would you sneak out?"
Man with a Plan
Was it boys? Booze? Boys andbooze?
"Was it boys? Booze? Boys andbooze?"
Man with a Plan
No, it wasn't like that. I-I was at Shelby's.
"No, it wasn't like that. I-I was at Shelby's."
Man with a Plan
We both like A55-4U.
"We both like A55-4U."
Man with a Plan
Wh-What is that?
"Wh-What is that?"
Man with a Plan
What is that? Some new drug? Huh?
"What is that? Some new drug? Huh?"
Man with a Plan
Andi, get me a frying pan and an egg.
"Andi, get me a frying pan and an egg."
Man with a Plan
We're doing the "brain on drugs" thing.
"We're doing the "brain on drugs" thing."
Man with a Plan
No, no, no! It's-it's a band I like.
"No, no, no! It's-it's a band I like."
Man with a Plan
Okay, well, if that's true,
"Okay, well, if that's true,"
Man with a Plan
why didn't you just tell us you were going out?
"why didn't you just tell us you were going out?"
Man with a Plan
Because it's a school night, and I knew Dad wouldn't let me.
"Because it's a school night, and I knew Dad wouldn't let me."
Man with a Plan
It's like I'm in jail.
"It's like I'm in jail."
Man with a Plan
Oh, well...
"Oh, well..."
Man with a Plan
we don't want you to feel like a prisoner.
"we don't want you to feel like a prisoner."
Man with a Plan
Yes, we do.
"Yes, we do."
Man with a Plan
This is a prison, and your sentence is 18 years.
"This is a prison, and your sentence is 18 years."
Man with a Plan
Hold on.
"Hold on."
Man with a Plan
Maybe we should hear what she has to say.
"Maybe we should hear what she has to say."
Man with a Plan
She did her talking when she climbed out her window.
"She did her talking when she climbed out her window."
Man with a Plan
Adam. Andi! Dad!
"Adam. Andi! Dad!"
Man with a Plan
You go to your room.
"You go to your room."
Man with a Plan
This is so unfair!
"This is so unfair!"
Man with a Plan
I was just listening to music!
"I was just listening to music!"
Man with a Plan
Katie stomping up the stairs--
"Katie stomping up the stairs--"
Man with a Plan
that's music welisten to every day!
"that's music welisten to every day!"
Man with a Plan
Hilarious!
"Hilarious!"
Man with a Plan
Adam.
"Adam."
Man with a Plan
Wait for the door slam.
"Wait for the door slam."
Man with a Plan
What are you doing?What are youdoing?
"What are you doing?What are youdoing?"
Man with a Plan
I am thinking about our daughter, okay?
"I am thinking about our daughter, okay?"
Man with a Plan