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Clips from Central Park - Garbage Ballet (S01E01)

TV Series 1932 –2022 Season 1, Episode 4 25 min ★ 6.9/10 (4,795 ratings) 533 clips
Comedy Animation Musical

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I wanna talk to you about trash. Let's trash talk.
"I wanna talk to you about trash. Let's trash talk."
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Central Park gets nearly 200,000 visitors each day,
"Central Park gets nearly 200,000 visitors each day,"
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and those visitors leave behind over 14 tons of trash every day.
"and those visitors leave behind over 14 tons of trash every day."
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Water bottles, pizza boxes,
"Water bottles, pizza boxes,"
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socks used as toilet paper, toilet paper used as socks,
"socks used as toilet paper, toilet paper used as socks,"
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murder weapons: the stabby kind, the shooty kind,
"murder weapons: the stabby kind, the shooty kind,"
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Halloween costumes that didn't work out...
"Halloween costumes that didn't work out..."
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So, why doesn't the park look like a big green rectangular butt crack?
"So, why doesn't the park look like a big green rectangular butt crack?"
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One word: my best friend.
"One word: my best friend."
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Owen Tillerman devised a brilliant system to remove all the trash.
"Owen Tillerman devised a brilliant system to remove all the trash."
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He divided the park into 49 zones.
"He divided the park into 49 zones."
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Electric carts pick up from each zone and transport that trash
"Electric carts pick up from each zone and transport that trash"
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to drop spots along the main drives...
"to drop spots along the main drives..."
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where it is picked up by larger trucks
"where it is picked up by larger trucks"
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that take it away to the 59th Street Sanitation Transfer Station.
"that take it away to the 59th Street Sanitation Transfer Station."
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It is then loaded onto barges
"It is then loaded onto barges"
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and sent to some place that wants a lot of garbage, I hope.
"and sent to some place that wants a lot of garbage, I hope."
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Or it's launched into the sun. I don't know.
"Or it's launched into the sun. I don't know."
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Anyway, this massive operation is a sight to behold.
"Anyway, this massive operation is a sight to behold."
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You could call it a garbage ballet, if you wanted to, which I do.
"You could call it a garbage ballet, if you wanted to, which I do."
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There is a place
"There is a place"
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Where the garbage goes
"Where the garbage goes"
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When the world forsakes it
"When the world forsakes it"
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Out on a barge
"Out on a barge"
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Headed anywhere
"Headed anywhere"
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Someone will take it
"Someone will take it"
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Efficient workers of sanitation
"Efficient workers of sanitation"
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Pick up the bags and load the truck
"Pick up the bags and load the truck"
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With very careful evaluation
"With very careful evaluation"
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Make very sure they're all filled up
"Make very sure they're all filled up"
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There is a place
"There is a place"
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Where the garbage goes
"Where the garbage goes"
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When the world forsakes it
"When the world forsakes it"
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Out on a barge
"Out on a barge"
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Headed anywhere
"Headed anywhere"
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Someone will take it
"Someone will take it"
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But that beautiful dance isn't happening this week.
"But that beautiful dance isn't happening this week."
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Why? Because Owen's incredible system started to break down when this happened:
"Why? Because Owen's incredible system started to break down when this happened:"
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Flashback. "Trash-back"!
"Flashback. "Trash-back"!"
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What do you mean, you're at capacity? I don't understand.
"What do you mean, you're at capacity? I don't understand."
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-There's a capacity, and we're at it. -You always take our garbage.
"-There's a capacity, and we're at it. -You always take our garbage."
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Your trucks have been rerouted to Bensonhurst.
"Your trucks have been rerouted to Bensonhurst."
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What? That's a two-hour trip!
"What? That's a two-hour trip!"
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What, your trash doesn't like podcasts?
"What, your trash doesn't like podcasts?"
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By the time my trucks get there and back, I'll be buried in garbage!
"By the time my trucks get there and back, I'll be buried in garbage!"
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How is this happening?
"How is this happening?"
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So now Owen's trash has been rerouted a borough away, to deepest Brooklyn,
"So now Owen's trash has been rerouted a borough away, to deepest Brooklyn,"
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throwing his whole system out of whack.
"throwing his whole system out of whack."
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Wanna know why? Two words: Bitsy.
"Wanna know why? Two words: Bitsy."
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Central Park? More like "Central Piles of Trash Everywhere."
"Central Park? More like "Central Piles of Trash Everywhere.""
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Look at that. I did that with one phone call to the mayor.
"Look at that. I did that with one phone call to the mayor."
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It was actually three phone calls.
"It was actually three phone calls."
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Fine. We played phone tag. Then he was in the tunnel, and then the call dropped.
"Fine. We played phone tag. Then he was in the tunnel, and then the call dropped."
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But still, same effect. Trash everywhere.
"But still, same effect. Trash everywhere."
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Throw this. See if you can get it into the park.
"Throw this. See if you can get it into the park."
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-Did you get it? -Yep, right where I wanted it.
"-Did you get it? -Yep, right where I wanted it."
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So, here we are, in Owen's worst trash-mare.
"So, here we are, in Owen's worst trash-mare."
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Trash. So much trash.
"Trash. So much trash."
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Nothing can get clean.
"Nothing can get clean."
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But Owen's not the only one having a hard time.
"But Owen's not the only one having a hard time."
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Molly's had a really bad first kiss with her fella, Brendan.
"Molly's had a really bad first kiss with her fella, Brendan."
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She ate peanuts. He was allergic. There was an EpiPen involved...
"She ate peanuts. He was allergic. There was an EpiPen involved..."
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Anyway, she hasn't heard from him since.
"Anyway, she hasn't heard from him since."
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-Great job. -Here, put your number in my phone,
"-Great job. -Here, put your number in my phone,"
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so it'll be easier to make arrangements to fight more crimes together.
"so it'll be easier to make arrangements to fight more crimes together."
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Great idea. Now I'm going to kiss you.
"Great idea. Now I'm going to kiss you."
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And it's my first kiss, and it's gonna go great.
"And it's my first kiss, and it's gonna go great."
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Why wouldn't it? There's nothing you've eaten recently that I'm allergic to,
"Why wouldn't it? There's nothing you've eaten recently that I'm allergic to,"
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like peanut butter.
"like peanut butter."
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Plant it on me.
"Plant it on me."
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Five-second rewind, activate! Wipe, wipe, wipe.
"Five-second rewind, activate! Wipe, wipe, wipe."
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Oh, my God! Somebody get me a bucket for my face.
"Oh, my God! Somebody get me a bucket for my face."
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I wiped my lips! Why isn't this working?
"I wiped my lips! Why isn't this working?"
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Five-second rewind, activate!
"Five-second rewind, activate!"
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Help!
"Help!"
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Molly, we got a garbage crisis.
"Molly, we got a garbage crisis."
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Maybe try to get your drawings right on the first try?
"Maybe try to get your drawings right on the first try?"
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I'm sorry. I was just kidding. I respect your artistic process.
"I'm sorry. I was just kidding. I respect your artistic process."
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No, it's not that.
"No, it's not that."
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Is it about kissing that boy and giving him an allergic reaction?
"Is it about kissing that boy and giving him an allergic reaction?"
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Listen, listen, you have plenty of nonallergic kisses in your future.
"Listen, listen, you have plenty of nonallergic kisses in your future."
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I mean, I don't like to think about that a lot, but it's true.
"I mean, I don't like to think about that a lot, but it's true."
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Forget for a moment the total PTSD I'm gonna have for the rest of my life
"Forget for a moment the total PTSD I'm gonna have for the rest of my life"
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that won't cause any problems at all, romantically.
"that won't cause any problems at all, romantically."
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Where is he? Where is Brendan, Dad?
"Where is he? Where is Brendan, Dad?"
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Not on my phone! That's where he is... n't.
"Not on my phone! That's where he is... n't."
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This is a lot. I'm backing out of your room.
"This is a lot. I'm backing out of your room."
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Lovingly. It's not you, it's me.
"Lovingly. It's not you, it's me."
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I gotta-- I gotta go. I gotta bring this to your mom.
"I gotta-- I gotta go. I gotta bring this to your mom."
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Wow. That is a lot of tissues, considering the garbage situation.
"Wow. That is a lot of tissues, considering the garbage situation."
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Forget I said that. Doesn't matter. Sorry you're sick.
"Forget I said that. Doesn't matter. Sorry you're sick."
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It's just a lot of tissues.
"It's just a lot of tissues."
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-There's more under me. -Oh, my God.
"-There's more under me. -Oh, my God."
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Anyway, I'm great. I'm almost at work. Is this my stop?
"Anyway, I'm great. I'm almost at work. Is this my stop?"
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Babe, you need to rest. Stay in your tissue nest. Here, take this.
"Babe, you need to rest. Stay in your tissue nest. Here, take this."
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Thanks. I just had some five minutes ago.
"Thanks. I just had some five minutes ago."
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It's okay to drink a lot of cough syrup, right?
"It's okay to drink a lot of cough syrup, right?"
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-Not really. -Oh, my God! Owen, there's a rat!
"-Not really. -Oh, my God! Owen, there's a rat!"
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Yeah, maybe too much cough syrup. That's Cole's sock.
"Yeah, maybe too much cough syrup. That's Cole's sock."
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-If that's a sock, why is it a rat? -I'm gonna get you some tea.
"-If that's a sock, why is it a rat? -I'm gonna get you some tea."
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I don't wanna have to stay home in a rat house!
"I don't wanna have to stay home in a rat house!"
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-This is not a rat house. -All that garbage in the park?
"-This is not a rat house. -All that garbage in the park?"
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That means more rats, and that means rats are in our house.
"That means more rats, and that means rats are in our house."
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I know it, I can feel it.
"I know it, I can feel it."
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There aren't more rats in the park than usual. I promise.
"There aren't more rats in the park than usual. I promise."
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I hate rats. Crawling on my stuff, pooping in my toothpaste...
"I hate rats. Crawling on my stuff, pooping in my toothpaste..."
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-Pooping in your toothpaste? -Pooping in our toothpaste!
"-Pooping in your toothpaste? -Pooping in our toothpaste!"
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I'm gonna kill that rat. I'm gonna kill that sock too, just in case.
"I'm gonna kill that rat. I'm gonna kill that sock too, just in case."
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Oh, no, no. We don't kill animals or socks in this house.
"Oh, no, no. We don't kill animals or socks in this house."
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Nobody's killing anything. We're 99% sure there aren't rats in the house.
"Nobody's killing anything. We're 99% sure there aren't rats in the house."
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-Everything's fine. -Cole, you're gonna be late for school.
"-Everything's fine. -Cole, you're gonna be late for school."
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-Where's your sister? -I'm right here in front of you.
"-Where's your sister? -I'm right here in front of you."
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You seem good.
"You seem good."
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Never better. Give Mommy a hug.
"Never better. Give Mommy a hug."
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There's boogers on your forehead.
"There's boogers on your forehead."
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So what, Your Highness?
"So what, Your Highness?"
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I'm so glad we all agreed not to kill rats.
"I'm so glad we all agreed not to kill rats."
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You seem so busy with your boogers, you probably don't have time to kill rats.
"You seem so busy with your boogers, you probably don't have time to kill rats."
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-Why are we talking about rats? -Exactly.
"-Why are we talking about rats? -Exactly."
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Cole, give Mommy a hug, but hold your breath.
"Cole, give Mommy a hug, but hold your breath."
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