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Clips from Central Park - Sir Bricks-A-Lot (S02E02)

"Look at him. Owen's sleeping like a baby."
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"Actually, he's sleeping like an adult person on a Saturday."
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"Babies are terrible at sleeping, but you wanna eat their little faces!"
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"Anyway, I'm glad he's getting some rest."
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"He's had a tough week. First, there was the toilet issue."
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"Who-- What? Why would someone throw a toilet out a window?"
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"Then there was the trash fire."
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"I should have called it a Segway fire. More exciting."
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"I don't know why I didn't call it that."
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"And then there was the drunk possum."
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"[Owen] Wait, did it drink rum?"
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"Just walk around the tree, buddy. Walk around-- Walk around it. [sighs]"
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"But Owen handled all of that 'cause he's the best."
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"Actually, everyone inside the castle had a rough week."
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"I'm gonna go fast. Try to keep up."
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"Instead of writing about Bitsy and the mayor's villainous plot,"
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"Paige had to write an article on the top ten best places in the city to get toast."
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"Ow! Oh. Cut my mouth. Stupid toast."
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"Poor Molly had a hard week with her art teacher who just doesn't get her."
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"- Hmm. - What do you mean, "Hmm?""
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"I'm wishing it was more dimensional."
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"Mm-hmm. Wishing you were more dimensional."
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"- What's that? - Nothing."
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"Wait, did you just spill coffee on my drawing?"
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"Uh, no."
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"And Cole."
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"He's been kinda wishing that he had somewhere to play outside"
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"that wasn't a public park."
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"[man] I'm always doing stupid stuff? You're always doing stupid stuff."
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"- [woman] Tell that to your haircut. - [man] At least I have a haircut."
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"- [woman] What? - [man] Nothing. Love your hair."
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"- [man] What are you looking at? - I'm gonna leave."
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"Okay, that covers it. Bad week. Everybody's sleeping."
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"It's not weird that I'm watching them."
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"Wait. One more thing."
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"But it's not-- It's not a big deal at all. Like at all."
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"Kingsley University offered Owen a job. Yes, that Kingsley University."
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"The fancy, smart, rich one up in Connecticut that thinks it's so great."
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"Anyway, they want Owen to be the Olmsted and Vaux"
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"of a huge plot of land they acquired next to campus."
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"Olmsted and Vaux designed Central Park."
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"[whispers] Look how old-timey they are."
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"Anyway, Owen isn't even remotely considering taking the job"
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"and moving to a different city to start a new life,"
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"because why would he, right?"
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"- He's not a dum-dum head. - [yawns]"
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"[whispers] The lady from the university is calling today at 5:00."
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"Owen has to tell her if he's taking the job or not."
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"I'm gonna gracefully hide in this tree now."
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"- [yawns] - [Paige] I've been thinking."
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"- [shouts] - Sorry. Did I scare you?"
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"I thought you were asleep."
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"I was. Then I woke up and started talking 'cause I'm alive."
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"Anyway, I've been thinking."
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"Maybe we should talk more about this Kingsley thing."
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"I know you've had job offers before, but this could be really good for us."
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"I know! Sorry, did I yell that?"
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"But do we really wanna move?"
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"Babe, they're talking about selling the park,"
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"and they froze out the Park League. They're all over you."
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"Maybe you could work somewhere that actually appreciates you."
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"Plus you'd be designing this new park. It would be kind of yours."
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"Think about it."
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"I am thinking about it. It's stressing me out."
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"I've been grinding my teeth all night."
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"Is that what that was? Oh, good. I thought we had termites."
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"And there's other stuff they're throwing at us."
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"Free housing in a nice house with a backyard"
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"and free private school for the kids."
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"Damn, it's breathy in here."
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"Scooch over. I'm getting in. Please don't be naked."
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"So, I talked to Brendan,"
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"and we decided we could make things work long-distance after we move."
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"It's not really long-distance. Connecticut."
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"Don't say "Connecticut" at me."
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"It's long-distance if I say it's long-distance,"
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"which is romantic and cool."
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"Can we stop saying we're moving? Nobody said we're moving."
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"Before we move, there's something we have to do."
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"- There it is again. - I tried to bring this up last night,"
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"but it was job talk, job talk, so this is what I wanted to say."
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"Enrique is telling me that sometimes"
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"people in New York give away all their Stackster pieces for free."
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"On the Internet, and sometimes it's a lot of them. Like a lot."
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"They give them away for free? Really?"
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"Yeah. They basically post a picture online and say, "Come and get 'em,""
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"the way I imagine dating apps work."
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"I love free. We could always use more Stacksters."
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"For our father-son builds?"
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"Our little hands holding little blocks building big, imaginary worlds?"
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"Yes!"
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"Owen, we should talk more. The lady from Kingsley is calling at 5:00."
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"Yep, yep, yep. Just gonna go get my computer"
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"and look into this Stackster thing."
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"- Real quick. - So quick."
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"Won't take long. Just gonna put on pants."
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"You know? I won't even put on pants."
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"[sighs] That's my guy."
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"All right, scroll down. Good. Keep scrolling."
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"I know how to use a computer."
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"- Mmm, there. Click there. - Clicking."
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"- Click better. Holy brick. - Dear Lord."
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"[Cole] So many Stacksters. Message them."
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"I am, I am. "Are your Stacksters still available for pickup?" And send."
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"And now we wait."
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"There's a good chance they already gave them away,"
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"so let's try not to get our hopes up-- Oh, my God, she wrote back."
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"That was so fast."
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""Come get them. Here's our address." Oh, my God!"
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"- Yes, yes! - What's happening?"
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"We hit the mother lode. We'll be back."
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"- Dad, pants? - No time, Dad."
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"- We've got bricks to pick up. - I forgot I wasn't wearing pants."
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"Come on, Molly. He was about to leave the house with no pants on."
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"- You were gonna let me? - Yes. Would have been incredible."
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"Sorry. We're not gonna get that chance again for a while, huh?"
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"No."
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"This is the fastest I've ever driven through the park."
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"I don't want anybody to get those bricks before us."
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"If they do, you run them down. You run them down!"
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