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Clips from Central Park - The Shadow (S02E02)

"[violin music playing]"
Central Park
"Hi there. Music, am I right?"
Central Park
"Violin-terested?"
Central Park
"No? Not into it? That's fine."
Central Park
"You're into it, right? Yeah, you are. Come on. Let's take a walk."
Central Park
"Ah, nice place to play under here. Good acoustics."
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"Not a lot of foot traffic. Mostly urinators."
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"You can hear when they go because of the good acoustics."
Central Park
"Anyway, I wanna tell you a different story today."
Central Park
"This is what you might call a backstory."
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"And it doesn't touch Owen and Paige and the kids."
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"Not directly, but I think it's important."
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"Also, they're not doing much."
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"I mean, they're doing good stuff, just not--"
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"I got through the maze."
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"- [all] Good job. - Thanks."
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"...that much right now."
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"Today's story is about something that happened last night,"
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"and also a long time ago."
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"And it happened here in a place that casts a pretty big shadow over the park."
Central Park
"Yep, the Brandenham is the place"
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"that casts a big shadow that I was talking about."
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"And you'll notice I keep saying the word "shadow""
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"because it's also the name of a very mysterious, very notorious,"
Central Park
"very sneaky, sneaky criminal mastermind from this city's past: the Shadow."
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"And that, my friends, is wordplay. Cue special opening."
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"[funky music playing]"
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"[man] ♪ You're living life on easy street Got all the finer things ♪"
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"♪ Emeralds in your necklaces Got diamonds in your rings ♪"
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"♪ You think nothing can get to you But that's where you went wrong ♪"
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"♪ You thought you were all alone But your shadow ♪"
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"♪ Was there all along ♪"
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"♪ The Shadow's coming The Shadow's coming ♪"
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"♪ The Shadow's coming The Shadow's coming ♪"
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"♪ Your ivory tower stretches high You're living up at the top ♪"
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"[chorus] ♪ So high ♪"
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"[man] ♪ Penthouse, doorman, personal chef"
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"- ♪ Got vegetables to chop ♪ - [chorus] ♪ Chop, chop ♪"
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"[man] ♪ And all the shiny things you love Locked up inside the safe ♪"
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"[chorus] ♪ In a safe ♪"
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"[man] ♪ But that ain't gonna do nothing When the Shadow ♪"
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"♪ Is on the way ♪"
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"♪ The Shadow's coming The Shadow's coming ♪"
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"♪ The Shadow's coming The Shadow's coming ♪"
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"♪ If you're living Inside a castle for fools ♪"
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"♪ Then there's fingers ♪"
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"♪ Inching toward your family jewels Well, well, well, well ♪"
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"♪ Your titles and your accolades ♪"
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"- ♪ The Shadow doesn't care ♪ - [chorus] ♪ Sure don't ♪"
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"[man] ♪ But if something shiny's locked away ♪"
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"- ♪ The Shadow will be there ♪ - [chorus] ♪ It's getting took ♪"
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"[man] ♪ So if your back is turned And you have martinis to sip ♪"
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"[chorus] ♪ Drink up ♪"
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"[man] ♪ By the time you turn back around The Shadow done got your-- ♪"
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"[chorus] Shh"
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"[man] Oh, right. Sneaky."
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"[man, chorus] ♪ Shadow ♪"
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"[keypad beeps]"
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"[hums]"
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"[gasps] Someone stole my necklace."
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"Oh! And my slippers."
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"Wait, no, they're right here. But my necklace is gone. No!"
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"- [Bitsy] It's a disaster. - [Helen] Mmm."
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"She's gonna squawk about this to every hoity-toity bag of bones"
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"- from here to Saint-Tropez. - Probably."
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"I can't believe she called the cops."
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"I know. It was only worth $600,000. What was she thinking?"
Central Park
"You complain to the front desk. We buy you breakfast."
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"You let the insurance people handle the rest, right?"
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"I mean, be cool."
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"Hank Zevansky, Knickerbocker Underwriters Insurance."
Central Park
"Oh, great. Insurance dork."
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"- Ms. Brandenham, Hank Zevansky. - [sighs]"
Central Park
"I'm with Knickerbocker Underwriters Insurance."
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"- Ma'am. - You don't need to meet her."
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"- Helen. - I mean, this is Helen."
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"- Nice to meet you. - How old are you?"
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"[chuckles] The famous Bitsy Brandenham charm."
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"Oh, I'm so old my shingles have shingles."
Central Park
"I bet that joke worked for you once. Maybe in the Middle Ages."
Central Park
"Yep, back when I was middle-aged."
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"So, you think it's a scam?"
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"Think she faked the theft trying to collect the insurance?"
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"Oh, it was my third favorite necklace. Oh, God! [cries]"
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"It's always possible."
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"Look at her. Really going for it, isn't she?"
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"- You think she's putting it on? - Well, I bet she's as dirty as a diaper."
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"Probably got those rocks shoved up somewhere."
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"Hello. Hi. So sorry again."
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"- There you are. What took you so long? - Sorry, Ms. Brandenham."
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"What? I haven't had breakfast."
Central Park
"Maybe a little sip. I haven't had a Bloody Mary in--"
Central Park
"Get the-- Get your own."
Central Park
"Are you insurance dicks allowed to drink on the job?"
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"Eh, I'm about to retire."
Central Park
"When you get to my age, the rules don't always apply."
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"I'm sure you know how it is."
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"Don't include me in your super old club."
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"I better have a look around the room."
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"Hey, whoa. Look over there."
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"- What? Who? - Oh, never mind. That's Sal."
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"Hi, Sal. Don't let this guy rub his disgusting powder all over everything."
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"Kidding. Just giving you the business, Sal."
Central Park
"Well, it was a pleasure chatting, Ms. Brandenham."
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"Where'd they dig him up? Wait, my drinks. I'm down a BM."
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"Damn stupid thief. I'd like to take a whack at his jewels. [growls]"
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"If you're done here, can you not stand around?"
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"Also, why do you smell like that? What did you eat?"
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"- Salmon. - Salmon? What are you, a bear?"
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"- I'm on a diet. - So we all have to suffer?"
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"You couldn't splurge for a mint?"
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"- Oh, Ms. Brandenham. - [shouts]"
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"Good lord. You scared me. What are you doing back there?"
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"I was just poking around."
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"- How much longer are you going to be here? - I'll try to be quick."
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"Or as quick as these old bones can move."
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"Almost up."
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"Oh, my God. Hurry up."
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"Mrs. Vanderweef is staying next door while this is resolved."
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"[groans] Why? So she can Vander-whine all night about her stupid necklace?"
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