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Clips from Central Park - Central Dark (S02E02)

"[chorus vocalizes]"
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"[ferry horn blowing]"
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"♪ Another day Of living in the middle of it all ♪"
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"Hey, don't poop there."
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"♪ Another journey uptown On the 6 from City Hall ♪"
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"Salami, huh?"
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"♪ While buses leave With all the other boys and girls ♪"
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"♪ We go to the park To live among the squirrels ♪"
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"[both] ♪ We go to Central Park ♪"
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"♪ It's the private place we share ♪"
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"- ♪ It's normal that we live here ♪ - ♪ Central Park ♪"
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"- ♪ And I watch from over there ♪ - ♪ Ah, you know we have to live here ♪"
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"♪ I'm of course your narrator ♪"
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"- ♪ Which is still your favorite part ♪ - [family] ♪ Ah ♪"
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"[grunts]"
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"[family scatting]"
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"[Birdie] ♪ Back in Central Park ♪"
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"[family] ♪ It's in the middle of the city ♪"
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"♪ Central Park ♪"
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"[Birdie sighs] Look at them."
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"The first family of Central Park. Love these guys. Love them."
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"I could hide in a bush outside their house and look at them through a window forever."
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"But first, Bitsy."
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"This is a quintessentially New York story,"
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"and what better way to start a New York story than in New Jersey?"
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"[Bitsy] Ugh, New Jersey. The fart cloud of Manhattan."
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"- [blows raspberry] - That's very poetic."
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"- Where exactly are we anyway? - Weehawken."
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"- Weehawken? More like we-stinkin'. - You wanna turn around?"
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"What? And miss giving my hilarious keynote speech"
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"at the Hotel Owners Association meeting"
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"where all my competitors and worst enemies are in one place? Uh, no."
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"When they find out what I've got cooking,"
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"they're gonna line up at Bitsy's soup kitchen for a handout,"
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"and I'll say, "Get away from my soup. It's made for me.""
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"[chuckles] Now I want soup."
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"I still don't think what you're planning to do is a very good idea."
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"Sorry, Ms. Brandenham. Traffic's a nightmare."
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"- Quite the chatterbox today, huh, Jarvis? - Sorry?"
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"There he goes again. Ugh, this place sucks."
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"If you turn left down that alley, the one with the dumpster, there's a shortcut."
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"How could you possibly know that?"
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"Are you an associate professor of crap-hole towns?"
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"I'm from Weehawken."
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"Oh, cool. Good for you. Such a cool place."
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"- It may not look like much. - It doesn't."
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"♪ Hey, Bitsy, I'm from this city So please watch how you're talking ♪"
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"♪ It's home to me I love this town ♪"
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"♪ Let me tell you about Weehawken Now listen ♪"
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"♪ With all due respect This town's better than you'd expect ♪"
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"♪ Never gonna meet a more friendly bunch ♪"
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"♪ And, oh, so many great spots for lunch ♪"
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"♪ Weehawken, that's quite the name An indigenous word for the Palisades ♪"
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"♪ Or kinda like that It's complicated ♪"
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"♪ And by that, I mean appropriated ♪"
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"♪ Anyhoo, did I mention the view? ♪"
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"♪ Narrows to the G-dub It's whoo ♪"
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"♪ It's the best spot in the NoHu ♪"
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"♪ Jersey pride, y'all, let me show you ♪"
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"♪ Because I'm from Weehawken ♪"
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"♪ All day we jaywalking ♪"
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"♪ Living high up on the Palisades ♪"
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"♪ Everybody be flocking To Weehawken ♪"
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"♪ You know I'm from Weehawken ♪"
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"♪ Manhattan, keep gawking ♪"
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"♪ Hit the ferry as it casts away ♪"
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"♪ Hudson River be rocking In Weehawken ♪"
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"♪ When we walk We walking tall ♪"
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"♪ Weehawken, New Jersey, y'all ♪"
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"♪ Yes, I'm proud of the pedigree Who's from Weehawken just like me? ♪"
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"♪ Fred Astaire Shake it there ♪"
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"♪ Smell that fish up in the air ♪"
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"♪ Daniel Webster goes way back ♪"
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"♪ And that lady that sang "Love Shack" ♪"
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"♪ Pause it there, I love her hair I wonder where she gets it done ♪"
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"♪ That's one more thing about this town We've got such great salons ♪"
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"♪ Can't help but brag ♪"
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"♪ And our history's so cool We're the home of the Hamilton-Burr duel ♪"
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"♪ There's a park and a plaque It's top-notch ♪"
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"♪ This spot's where Hamilton got shot ♪"
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"♪ What's good, everybody on The Bluff? See, that's where I grew up ♪"
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"♪ I gotta shout out Weehawken High's Young Ladies Euchre Club, woot, woot! ♪"
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"♪ Our traffic? Slow-motion Our neighbor? Hoboken ♪"
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"♪ We use gender-neutral pronouns Our population is woken ♪"
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"♪ It smells like the ocean And I'm sorry for the self-promotion ♪"
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"♪ But when I walk out on Hackensack I gush out with emotion ♪"
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"♪ Because I'm from Weehawken ♪"
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"♪ All day we jaywalking ♪"
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"♪ Living high up on the Palisades ♪"
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"♪ Everybody be flocking To Weehawken ♪"
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"♪ You know I'm from Weehawken ♪"
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"♪ Manhattan, keep gawking ♪"
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"♪ Hit the ferry as it casts away Hudson River be rocking ♪"
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"[pants]"
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"♪ In Weehawken ♪"
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"♪ Because we're from Weehawken ♪"
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"♪ This township is rocking ♪"
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"♪ Living high up on the Palisades ♪"
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"♪ Opportunity's knocking In Weehawken ♪"
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"♪ You know we're from Weehawken ♪"
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"♪ Manhattan, we're mocking ♪"
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"♪ Broin' out While we're pumping weights ♪"
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"♪ We are proud to be Weehawken ♪"
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"That's why we should go down that alley. Save us, like, ten minutes."
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"I don't take directions from not me."
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"Just keep honking the horn. Show them we're serious."
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"- [honks] - [sighs]"
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"Okay, people."
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"We're two minutes out. Molly, two minutes to Gina Tracker, FBI."
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"I'm so excited. What happened to Tracker after that crazy season finale?"
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"Do you think she'll make it out alive?"
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"Cole, if there's one thing I know about Gina Tracker, FBI,"
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"it's that she always finds a way."
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"Also she's good at tracking."
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"- Did it start yet? - No, but it's starting any second."
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"Okay, well, real quick,"
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"I have one non-Gina Tracker, FBI related piece of business to discuss."
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"Since the show's about to start, feel free to not think about it too carefully,"
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"but I was wondering if I could go to a concert tomorrow night"
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"with Brendan without a chaperone?"
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