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Clips from Central Park - Of Course You Realize This Means Ward (S02E02)

"[birds tweeting]"
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"[Paige] Does anyone want more waffles?"
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"Molly, remind our mother. What is the first rule of waffle club?"
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"Do not stop making waffles."
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"Children, that rule doesn't make any sense."
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"- I'll eventually run out of batter. - Shh! Na, na, na, na."
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"Keep 'em coming, Mom."
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"I'm gonna watch Brendan practice his indoor kite flying competition,"
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"and I don't know how snacks factor into that."
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"Did you just say "indoor kite flying competition"?"
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"- Yeah, why? - Nothing."
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"I just have 14 questions, that's all."
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"Oh, boy. Oh, no."
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"- Dad, please, we're waffling. - What's going on?"
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"You know the big annual multi-school field trip to the park that's on Friday?"
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"You mean the only thing you've been talking about lately?"
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"Well, the speaker I had booked just canceled."
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"Aw, the Mushroom Man?"
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"Yeah, the Rock and Roll Mushroom, Moss and Lichen Man."
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"Moss with an edge."
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"He realized he double-booked the field trip with his bunion surgery."
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"- He chose bunions. - Rock and roll!"
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"Yeah. Anyway, it's fine. I'm not panicking."
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"Okay, but I feel like I hear in your voice and see in your eyes"
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"- that you are totally panicking. - Do you hear that?"
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"Yeah, he's panicking."
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"Every year, a bunch of schools from the outer boroughs"
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"take a big field trip to Central Park."
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"It's one of Owen's favorite days of the year,"
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"because it's his chance to inspire a new generation of little nature lovers."
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"Or as I like to call them, future Owens and Owen... ettes."
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"But the last few years have been a little rough."
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"Come on, buddy. Come say hi."
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"The kids wanna see your face."
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"Say hi to the kids. You can do it."
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"Ha! Whoops! Was talking into a leg hole. [chuckles]"
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"Come on, buddy. Come say hi."
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"This year has to go well."
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"The superintendent strongly hinted that"
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"they might not come back next year if I didn't do better."
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"Maybe you could just be the speaker?"
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"What? No. We're trying to inspire kids here,"
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"not frighten them with a nervous, sweaty man who's bad at public speaking."
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"Some kids might be into that."
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"You're sure you can't get Ward Whitlinger?"
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"If I could get Ward Whitlinger, I'd get Ward Whitlinger."
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"That sounds fun to say."
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"Ward Whitlinger. Mm-hmm, I was right."
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"I have an old email, but the nature center he worked at"
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"closed or moved or something."
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"As far as I can tell, he's completely off the grid, which I totally get."
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"He's probably replanting the rain forest or refreezing the ice caps."
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"Do you think a seasoned reporter who loves a mystery"
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"and never backs down from a challenge might be able to track him down?"
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"Because you know one, and she's available and likes seeing you succeed"
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"almost as much as she likes seeing you strut around in short shorts."
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"- He does strut. - Does he?"
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"If you think you can find him. Do you... think you can find him?"
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"I know I can. I will find your precious Dr. Ward Whitlinger."
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"Can someone please explain to me"
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"what's so special about this Dr. Ward Whitlinger?"
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"He's only the most inspiring."
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"Well, he inspired me to do what I do."
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"And if he could turn this indoor nerd into an outdoor nerd,"
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"then he'd knock the socks off those kids."
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"♪ When I was a little guy I liked my little guy things ♪"
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"♪ Dinosaurs and trains and macaroni art ♪"
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"♪ Then I saw a man named Ward ♪"
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"♪ He talked to me and my friends ♪"
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"♪ And blew my tiny mind apart ♪"
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"♪ He said ♪"
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"[Ward, Owen] ♪ We live connected On this big blue boat ♪"
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"♪ And we must all pull together To keep it afloat ♪"
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"♪ Every little thing Is like a ripple on a lake ♪"
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"♪ And we can each change the world ♪"
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"♪ With the paths that we take, take ♪"
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"- ♪ Ward ♪ - ♪ Ward Whitlinger ♪"
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"- ♪ Ward is the answer ♪ - ♪ Ooh ♪"
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"- ♪ If the question is who ♪ - ♪ He could inspire the world ♪"
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"- ♪ Could inspire the world ♪ - ♪ World ♪"
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"♪ The answer is Ward ♪"
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"♪ From that moment on I knew what I had to do ♪"
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"♪ I was like a man Who stepped out of the dark ♪"
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"♪ And then I became a little obsessed ♪"
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"♪ Had one thought filling up my brain ♪"
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"♪ Maybe one day I would get to run a park ♪"
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"♪ Only one direction would ever satisfy ♪"
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"♪ Could never be a postman Or a frozen yogurt guy ♪"
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"♪ I looked to Ward for guidance Along the way ♪"
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"♪ Did I stalk him like a groupie? Now, you know, who's to say? ♪"
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"♪ And when I took my first test in Environmental Science and Management... ♪"
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"♪ Ward was there ♪"
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"♪ When I wrote that sternly worded letter ♪"
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"♪ To raise awareness about clear-cut Logging, you better believe it... ♪"
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"- ♪ Ward was there ♪ - ♪ Ward was there ♪"
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"♪ And when I became manager Of Central Park ♪"
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"♪ The greatest moment of my life Family stuff not included... ♪"
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"- ♪ Ward was there ♪ - ♪ Ward was there ♪"
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"♪ To be clear, he wasn't literally there ♪"
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"♪ I mean every step I took Metaphorically ♪"
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"- ♪ Ward was there, Ward was there ♪ - ♪ Ward was there, Ward was there ♪"
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"♪ Whoo ♪"
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"- ♪ Ward ♪ - ♪ Ward Whitlinger ♪"
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"- ♪ Ward is the answer ♪ - ♪ Ooh ♪"
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"- ♪ If the question is who ♪ - ♪ He could inspire the world ♪"
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"- ♪ Could inspire the world ♪ - ♪ World ♪"
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"♪ The answer is Ward ♪"
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"[panting]"
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"So, if I'm hearing this correctly, he inspired you. A lot."
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"Molly, you are hearing this correctly."
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"I hope your mom can find him. More than anything. No pressure, Paige."
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"[buzzer buzzing]"
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"- You buzzed? - Not yet, I'm getting there."
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"Let's memoir! I'm ready to rip."
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"- Time to put your pokers to work. - We're doing the memoir thing again?"
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"Yep, we're doing the memoir thing. Now I know where I'm going with it."
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"- I have my dramatic ending. - You leave all your money to--"
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"Buying Central Park."
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"I realized that's going to be my legacy. Now, where did we leave off?"
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"You mean, when we did this two years ago? I have no idea. Somewhere in your past?"
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