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Clips from Oddballs - Blood Excuse (S01E01)

TV Series 2022 Season 1, Episode 10 30 min 278 clips
Comedy

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-[theme music plays] -[bird chirps]
"-[theme music plays] -[bird chirps]"
Oddballs
[chomps]
"[chomps]"
Oddballs
[burps]
"[burps]"
Oddballs
[sniffs]
"[sniffs]"
Oddballs
-[glass breaks] -[Max shrieks]
"-[glass breaks] -[Max shrieks]"
Oddballs
-[grunts, panicked breathing] -Go, go, go, go, go! Agh!
"-[grunts, panicked breathing] -Go, go, go, go, go! Agh!"
Oddballs
See? Everything worked out.
"See? Everything worked out."
Oddballs
[laughs]
"[laughs]"
Oddballs
Aw. I wanna be a ladder.
"Aw. I wanna be a ladder."
Oddballs
[burps]
"[burps]"
Oddballs
[whistle blowing]
"[whistle blowing]"
Oddballs
Look at you! You all have baby legs!
"Look at you! You all have baby legs!"
Oddballs
But you're not babies, are you?
"But you're not babies, are you?"
Oddballs
That's why Doctor Squats is prescribing the only medicine she recognizes…
"That's why Doctor Squats is prescribing the only medicine she recognizes…"
Oddballs
squats!
"squats!"
Oddballs
Squats transform your legs, your glutes, and your life!
"Squats transform your legs, your glutes, and your life!"
Oddballs
They're squat-tastic.
"They're squat-tastic."
Oddballs
So, today we begin with squat frogs.
"So, today we begin with squat frogs."
Oddballs
Live. Laugh. Squat!
"Live. Laugh. Squat!"
Oddballs
[cheers]
"[cheers]"
Oddballs
[strains]
"[strains]"
Oddballs
[grunts, groans]
"[grunts, groans]"
Oddballs
More squat frogs?
"More squat frogs?"
Oddballs
Yeah, I know. Frogs suck.
"Yeah, I know. Frogs suck."
Oddballs
Squats won't "transform our lives."
"Squats won't "transform our lives.""
Oddballs
They won't?
"They won't?"
Oddballs
No, that's why gym class is such a waste of time.
"No, that's why gym class is such a waste of time."
Oddballs
Squats have zero value in everyday life.
"Squats have zero value in everyday life."
Oddballs
Will squats help me microwave my mac and cheese faster?
"Will squats help me microwave my mac and cheese faster?"
Oddballs
Will squats restore the internet when my Wi-Fi crashes? No!
"Will squats restore the internet when my Wi-Fi crashes? No!"
Oddballs
There will never be a real world situation
"There will never be a real world situation"
Oddballs
where one would need to perform a squat frog.
"where one would need to perform a squat frog."
Oddballs
[heavy stomping]
"[heavy stomping]"
Oddballs
You! You want a real world situation for squat frogs, do ya?!
"You! You want a real world situation for squat frogs, do ya?!"
Oddballs
Do ten squat frogs!
"Do ten squat frogs!"
Oddballs
Oh, I can't.
"Oh, I can't."
Oddballs
My doctor says I'm actually frog intolerant.
"My doctor says I'm actually frog intolerant."
Oddballs
Just thinking about frogs, and I'll bloat like a blimp. [chuckles]
"Just thinking about frogs, and I'll bloat like a blimp. [chuckles]"
Oddballs
Uh-oh, I thought about them. I should go home.
"Uh-oh, I thought about them. I should go home."
Oddballs
Uh-huh. The only prescription you need for your condition is…
"Uh-huh. The only prescription you need for your condition is…"
Oddballs
[winces]
"[winces]"
Oddballs
Squat frogs!
"Squat frogs!"
Oddballs
[groaning]
"[groaning]"
Oddballs
[whispers inaudibly]
"[whispers inaudibly]"
Oddballs
[groans, blows whistle]
"[groans, blows whistle]"
Oddballs
Okay, everyone.
"Okay, everyone."
Oddballs
It's come to Doctor Squats' attention that today is blood drive day.
"It's come to Doctor Squats' attention that today is blood drive day."
Oddballs
Whoever wants to donate blood can be excused from gym class.
"Whoever wants to donate blood can be excused from gym class."
Oddballs
[gasps] Excused from gym class?
"[gasps] Excused from gym class?"
Oddballs
So, you have to choose.
"So, you have to choose."
Oddballs
Stay here and master a squat-tastic life skill,
"Stay here and master a squat-tastic life skill,"
Oddballs
or you can be a hero.
"or you can be a hero."
Oddballs
I know what I'd choose.
"I know what I'd choose."
Oddballs
[panting]
"[panting]"
Oddballs
[bell ringing]
"[bell ringing]"
Oddballs
-How'd it go? -Great!
"-How'd it go? -Great!"
Oddballs
First, I got to lie down in a recliner.
"First, I got to lie down in a recliner."
Oddballs
Then the nurse complimented me on my large veins,
"Then the nurse complimented me on my large veins,"
Oddballs
which no one ever notices.
"which no one ever notices."
Oddballs
I took an instant nap, which they called fainting,
"I took an instant nap, which they called fainting,"
Oddballs
and then I got a cookie.
"and then I got a cookie."
Oddballs
That is incredible!
"That is incredible!"
Oddballs
Yeah, way better than useless squat frogs.
"Yeah, way better than useless squat frogs."
Oddballs
Take that gym class!
"Take that gym class!"
Oddballs
But gym class is every day.
"But gym class is every day."
Oddballs
Then I know what I have to do.
"Then I know what I have to do."
Oddballs
[montage music]
"[montage music]"
Oddballs
[winces]
"[winces]"
Oddballs
[muzak playing]
"[muzak playing]"
Oddballs
[montage music resumes]
"[montage music resumes]"
Oddballs
[straining, panting]
"[straining, panting]"
Oddballs
Sorry I'm late for ice cream o'clock,
"Sorry I'm late for ice cream o'clock,"
Oddballs
but dibs on the cherry.
"but dibs on the cherry."
Oddballs
Sorry, mister. Ice cream o'clock is a private thing
"Sorry, mister. Ice cream o'clock is a private thing"
Oddballs
for me and the two chumps I hustle for free ice cream.
"for me and the two chumps I hustle for free ice cream."
Oddballs
But it's me… [coughing]
"But it's me… [coughing]"
Oddballs
But it's me, James, one of the chumps.
"But it's me, James, one of the chumps."
Oddballs
[gasps] James! Is it really you?
"[gasps] James! Is it really you?"
Oddballs
[Max] Hmm…
"[Max] Hmm…"
Oddballs
James?
"James?"
Oddballs
It is you!
"It is you!"
Oddballs
What did you do?
"What did you do?"
Oddballs
We're supposed to grow old together!
"We're supposed to grow old together!"
Oddballs
I've been donating blood every day this past week to get out of P.E.
"I've been donating blood every day this past week to get out of P.E."
Oddballs
But you're like a deflated balloon!
"But you're like a deflated balloon!"
Oddballs
Wait, do balloons bleed?
"Wait, do balloons bleed?"
Oddballs
That will be seventy-five dollars.
"That will be seventy-five dollars."
Oddballs
[clears throat] Can we get three spoons?
"[clears throat] Can we get three spoons?"
Oddballs
[gasps] Oh, sorry, sir. I-- I didn't see you there.
"[gasps] Oh, sorry, sir. I-- I didn't see you there."
Oddballs
Let me just give you the senior discount.
"Let me just give you the senior discount."
Oddballs
That'll be two bits.
"That'll be two bits."
Oddballs
And here's a neck pillow and a glass of warm water,
"And here's a neck pillow and a glass of warm water,"
Oddballs
in case you get a brain freeze.
"in case you get a brain freeze."
Oddballs
Two bits it is!
"Two bits it is!"
Oddballs
-What?! -Max, Echo.
"-What?! -Max, Echo."
Oddballs
Don't you see what this means?
"Don't you see what this means?"
Oddballs
That you'll be cashing out your retirement fund years before it matures?
"That you'll be cashing out your retirement fund years before it matures?"
Oddballs
No, it means that unlike gym class,
"No, it means that unlike gym class,"
Oddballs
me giving blood has actually given me
"me giving blood has actually given me"
Oddballs
something I can actually use in real life, actually.
"something I can actually use in real life, actually."
Oddballs
Senior discounts!
"Senior discounts!"
Oddballs
Which means I'm going to eat my way through Dirt's ancient foods
"Which means I'm going to eat my way through Dirt's ancient foods"
Oddballs
like a locust on swarming day.
"like a locust on swarming day."
Oddballs
Let the food tour begin.
"Let the food tour begin."
Oddballs
♪ ♪
"♪ ♪"
Oddballs
Ah, getting out of squat frogs and getting old people discounts--
"Ah, getting out of squat frogs and getting old people discounts--"
Oddballs
is there anything giving blood isn't good for?
"is there anything giving blood isn't good for?"
Oddballs
Less talky, more walkie, raisin man.
"Less talky, more walkie, raisin man."
Oddballs
Bagel Bunker's senior discounts aren't going to discount themselves.
"Bagel Bunker's senior discounts aren't going to discount themselves."
Oddballs
[panting] You guys?!
"[panting] You guys?!"
Oddballs
My blood-starved calves. [groans]
"My blood-starved calves. [groans]"
Oddballs
[panting]
"[panting]"
Oddballs
Guys?!
"Guys?!"
Oddballs
Excuse me, Mr. Senior.
"Excuse me, Mr. Senior."
Oddballs
Can I help you cross the street
"Can I help you cross the street"
Oddballs
for my helping the elderly merit badge?
"for my helping the elderly merit badge?"
Oddballs
Oh, um, sure. Thank you.
"Oh, um, sure. Thank you."
Oddballs
He said, yes! Go! Go! Go!
"He said, yes! Go! Go! Go!"
Oddballs
[whimpering]
"[whimpering]"
Oddballs
Yes! I finally got my grandpa-gathering badge.
"Yes! I finally got my grandpa-gathering badge."
Oddballs