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Clips from Oddballs - Raising Toasty (S01E01)

"-[theme music plays] -[bird chirps]"
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"[chomps]"
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"[burps]"
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"[sniffs]"
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"-[glass breaks] -[Max shrieks]"
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"-[grunts, panicked breathing] -Go, go, go, go, go! Agh!"
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"See? Everything worked out."
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"[laughs]"
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"Aw. I wanna be a letter."
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"[burps]"
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"[James and Max snoring]"
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"[yawns] Now, that was the perfect sleepover. Right, Max?"
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"Aw, heck yeah!"
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"And I slept like a failed genetic experiment"
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"gifted with human intelligence and voice."
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"Well, that's an oddly specific metaphor, considering that's exactly what you are!"
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"[growls]"
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"And you're ripping my stuff."
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"But I'm just too gosh-darn thrilled with our perfect sleepover to care!"
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"[yells]"
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"Our game time was perfect. The snacks were perfect."
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"And Mrs. Doubtcar was the perfect movie rental."
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"Ha, I mean, what a twist!"
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"I know! And his dad was a car the whole time!"
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"[grunts]"
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"Hey, I threw it out the window."
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"And now to complete our perfect sleepover..."
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"[toilet flushes]"
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"[both] With perfect breakfast!"
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"[James] We got eggies, taters, and to finish it off,"
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"what no breakfast can be complete without: perfect toast!"
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"Yeah!"
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"♪ What's full of wheat germ And loaded with yeast? ♪"
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"♪ Fün der bread It's for humans and beasts! ♪"
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"♪ Makes a good sandwich But is better as toast! ♪"
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"[Max] ♪ Toasting makes a bread Tastier than most ♪"
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"[both] ♪ So toast it! Toast it! ♪"
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"♪ Put that slice in the slot! ♪"
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"♪ Toast it! Toast it! ♪"
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"Ooh!"
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"♪ Watch your fingers, it's hot! ♪"
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"♪ Toast it! Toast it! ♪"
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"♪ To have yourself a treat! ♪"
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"♪ Because toasting Old time Fün der bread ♪"
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"♪ Makes it edible and sweet! ♪"
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"-[toaster quacks] -[screams]"
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"Our perfect sleepover is ruined!"
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"All I wanted was for us to have the perfect sleepover."
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"And you ruined perfect breakfast."
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"[grunts]"
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"Ooh, ow, ow!"
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"[sighs] I'm sorry, but why do we have to put up with toasters?"
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"Even though they have seven different heat levels,"
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"they'll still ignore all of them and burn the bread anyway."
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"Yeah, what's up, toasters?"
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"Man hasn't changed the toaster in a hundred years."
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"How is it that we have every smart appliance"
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"from watches, to refrigerators, but no one's created a smart toaster?"
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"Why has no one created a smart toaster?"
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"Because it's our destiny!"
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"I may not know exactly how toasters or electricity works,"
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"but I know we must have the technology"
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"to allow the toaster to sense when the bread is at its perfect toast level."
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"Like artificial intelligence."
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"Yes, like artificial intelligence."
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"Together, we'll create a new, revolutionary toaster."
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"Yes!"
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"One that can know exactly when the toast is done."
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"Together, we'll change the world!"
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"[screams, laughs]"
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"Tell 'em like you tell 'em."
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"Now all we need is an AI chip that can make this toaster as smart as that fridge."
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"[beeping]"
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"[chomps]"
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"[growls]"
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"[heaves]"
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"Great work, Max."
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"Now to change the world."
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"Oh, no, oh, no, what do we do, what do we do?!"
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"[screams]"
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"[screams]"
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"[both scream]"
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"[giggles]"
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"Hm. So that's how babies are made."
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"[giggles]"
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"Oh. He's... so beautiful."
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"He has your eyes."
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"[whispers] I'm gonna call you Toasty."
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"Aw, he looks like a Toasty."
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"And you're gonna make the best toast the world has ever seen."
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"[giggles, blows raspberry]"
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"[giggles, whimpers]"
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"-[gasps] -[gasps]"
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"[both] Toasty, Toasty, Toasty!"
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"-[quacks] -[shocked gibberish]"
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"Oh, goodbye, perfect Christmas! [groaning gibberish]"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. He's just a baby."
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"Could you make perfect toast when you were a baby?"
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"Honey, look, we created life."
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"Interesting."
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"Now let's see how it feels about electrocution."
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"No, you couldn't."
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"Well, not to worry."
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"If we raise Toasty right,"
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"I'm sure he'll grow up to be the perfect, little smart toaster."
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"Isn't that right? [baby talk]"
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"[deep voice] Ready when you are, co-dad."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Being a dad! [clears throat]"
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"[deep voice] Subject appears to be alive and of toaster origin."
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"[scoffs] Indeed! Now, come on, Papa-two, it's time for Toasty's first lesson."
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"[bird chirping]"
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"[chomps]"
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"[burps]"
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"♪ My Toasty, toast it ♪"
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"♪ To make yourself a treat ♪"
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"♪ Because toasting Old time Fün der bread ♪"
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"♪ Makes it edible and sweet! ♪"
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"Ah."
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"[giggles]"
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