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Clips from Oddballs - Breaking and Entering (S01E01)

TV Series 2022 Season 1, Episode 2 30 min 314 clips
Comedy
-[theme music plays] -[bird chirps]
"-[theme music plays] -[bird chirps]"
Oddballs
[chomps]
"[chomps]"
Oddballs
[burps]
"[burps]"
Oddballs
[sniffs]
"[sniffs]"
Oddballs
-[glass breaks] -[Max shrieks]
"-[glass breaks] -[Max shrieks]"
Oddballs
-[grunts, panicked breathing] -Go, go, go, go, go! Agh!
"-[grunts, panicked breathing] -Go, go, go, go, go! Agh!"
Oddballs
See? Everything worked out.
"See? Everything worked out."
Oddballs
[laughs]
"[laughs]"
Oddballs
Aw. I wanna be a letter.
"Aw. I wanna be a letter."
Oddballs
[burps]
"[burps]"
Oddballs
Ah.
"Ah."
Oddballs
[birds squawk]
"[birds squawk]"
Oddballs
Max, today's the day!
"Max, today's the day!"
Oddballs
The day I turn into a real boy?
"The day I turn into a real boy?"
Oddballs
No, Max, that'll never happen.
"No, Max, that'll never happen."
Oddballs
Today's the day I'm going to ask my parents for an upgrade
"Today's the day I'm going to ask my parents for an upgrade"
Oddballs
from my dumb, old emergency flip phone.
"from my dumb, old emergency flip phone."
Oddballs
You don't want that sweet phone anymore?
"You don't want that sweet phone anymore?"
Oddballs
Sweet? The only thing this phone is good for
"Sweet? The only thing this phone is good for"
Oddballs
is seeing if my drinks are too hot. [blows]
"is seeing if my drinks are too hot. [blows]"
Oddballs
And calling for help in an extreme emergency situation.
"And calling for help in an extreme emergency situation."
Oddballs
-But I need a smartphone. -[pedestrian] Ow!
"-But I need a smartphone. -[pedestrian] Ow!"
Oddballs
Everyone has one.
"Everyone has one."
Oddballs
-[chatters] -[camera shutter clicks]
"-[chatters] -[camera shutter clicks]"
Oddballs
My phone can't text or take photos
"My phone can't text or take photos"
Oddballs
or look up answers to questions I should have studied for.
"or look up answers to questions I should have studied for."
Oddballs
Still better than mine.
"Still better than mine."
Oddballs
Your parents still won't buy you any tech?
"Your parents still won't buy you any tech?"
Oddballs
Nope. Minus the tracking device embedded in my neck.
"Nope. Minus the tracking device embedded in my neck."
Oddballs
But if you can get your parents to give you a cool, new smartphone,
"But if you can get your parents to give you a cool, new smartphone,"
Oddballs
you can give me your dumb, old emergency flip phone!
"you can give me your dumb, old emergency flip phone!"
Oddballs
Well, get your creepy-old-man phone holster ready, Max,
"Well, get your creepy-old-man phone holster ready, Max,"
Oddballs
because I'm about to do this!
"because I'm about to do this!"
Oddballs
[Max] Oh, heck yeah!
"[Max] Oh, heck yeah!"
Oddballs
[scatting a melody]
"[scatting a melody]"
Oddballs
Mom, Dad. I wanna talk to you about my phone.
"Mom, Dad. I wanna talk to you about my phone."
Oddballs
No. You want a flourless, gluten-free renewable pancake.
"No. You want a flourless, gluten-free renewable pancake."
Oddballs
No. [muffled grunt] Bleh. That's not a pancake. And phone!
"No. [muffled grunt] Bleh. That's not a pancake. And phone!"
Oddballs
Honey, we've talked about this.
"Honey, we've talked about this."
Oddballs
You're not responsible enough for a smartphone.
"You're not responsible enough for a smartphone."
Oddballs
That's why you have a dumb phone. It's only fair.
"That's why you have a dumb phone. It's only fair."
Oddballs
It's not fair! Everyone at school has one.
"It's not fair! Everyone at school has one."
Oddballs
And I bet they'd never use theirs as a hot-beverage thermometer.
"And I bet they'd never use theirs as a hot-beverage thermometer."
Oddballs
Ugh. How can you not want your child to have the latest technology?
"Ugh. How can you not want your child to have the latest technology?"
Oddballs
You work as a scientist.
"You work as a scientist."
Oddballs
Which means I'm smart enough to see through your paper-thin argument.
"Which means I'm smart enough to see through your paper-thin argument."
Oddballs
[guzzles]
"[guzzles]"
Oddballs
Paper-thin? It's your argument that's paper-thin!
"Paper-thin? It's your argument that's paper-thin!"
Oddballs
How do you know I can't handle it
"How do you know I can't handle it"
Oddballs
if you've never actually given me a smartphone?
"if you've never actually given me a smartphone?"
Oddballs
Can you see the future?
"Can you see the future?"
Oddballs
In the lab, do you just decide how your experiments are gonna come out
"In the lab, do you just decide how your experiments are gonna come out"
Oddballs
and not do them?
"and not do them?"
Oddballs
No, you don't.
"No, you don't."
Oddballs
A real scientist would test their theories in the field.
"A real scientist would test their theories in the field."
Oddballs
[applause]
"[applause]"
Oddballs
Hi, James' mom, how's everything-- Hey, hey, hey! I wasn't done talking!
"Hi, James' mom, how's everything-- Hey, hey, hey! I wasn't done talking!"
Oddballs
It is our job to test theories.
"It is our job to test theories."
Oddballs
Fine. I'll test my theory.
"Fine. I'll test my theory."
Oddballs
If you can prove you're responsible, I'll get you a smartphone.
"If you can prove you're responsible, I'll get you a smartphone."
Oddballs
I'll do whatever it takes.
"I'll do whatever it takes."
Oddballs
Whatever it takes.
"Whatever it takes."
Oddballs
Okay.
"Okay."
Oddballs
[sighs] Mom, you ruined the moment.
"[sighs] Mom, you ruined the moment."
Oddballs
We normally use this machine to mix flies with humans,
"We normally use this machine to mix flies with humans,"
Oddballs
but it should work with a phone and a boy without damaging the phone too much.
"but it should work with a phone and a boy without damaging the phone too much."
Oddballs
What?!
"What?!"
Oddballs
I'm kidding, honey.
"I'm kidding, honey."
Oddballs
You won't feel a thing, and it'll wear off by later today. No big.
"You won't feel a thing, and it'll wear off by later today. No big."
Oddballs
All right, everybody.
"All right, everybody."
Oddballs
If this works,
"If this works,"
Oddballs
children will finally understand how to be responsible with a phone!
"children will finally understand how to be responsible with a phone!"
Oddballs
Janine, I want you to run all power to my station.
"Janine, I want you to run all power to my station."
Oddballs
Jim, grab a fire extinguisher.
"Jim, grab a fire extinguisher."
Oddballs
No, two, in case this thing gets out of control.
"No, two, in case this thing gets out of control."
Oddballs
I know I already said this, but, what?!
"I know I already said this, but, what?!"
Oddballs
Sorry, honey, can't hear you! Too much steam.
"Sorry, honey, can't hear you! Too much steam."
Oddballs
[screams] It hurts! Make it stop! [screams]
"[screams] It hurts! Make it stop! [screams]"
Oddballs
[beeping]
"[beeping]"
Oddballs
[dings]
"[dings]"
Oddballs
[dramatic music plays]
"[dramatic music plays]"
Oddballs
Mm, you look the same. Feel any different?
"Mm, you look the same. Feel any different?"
Oddballs
[muffled] Not really.
"[muffled] Not really."
Oddballs
Oh, I gotta unlock you.
"Oh, I gotta unlock you."
Oddballs
[chimes]
"[chimes]"
Oddballs
Not really.
"Not really."
Oddballs
Let me call you.
"Let me call you."
Oddballs
[sings a chime]
"[sings a chime]"
Oddballs
What the heck? Hello?
"What the heck? Hello?"
Oddballs
It worked! You're a smartphone!
"It worked! You're a smartphone!"
Oddballs
[all cheer]
"[all cheer]"
Oddballs
Now, all you've gotta do is make it from this moment
"Now, all you've gotta do is make it from this moment"
Oddballs
until I get home from work without damaging yourself,
"until I get home from work without damaging yourself,"
Oddballs
and we'll know if you're responsible enough for a real smartphone.
"and we'll know if you're responsible enough for a real smartphone."
Oddballs
Uh-huh.
"Uh-huh."
Oddballs
[school bell rings]
"[school bell rings]"
Oddballs
I don't know why you're okay with this. Your mom's using you as an experiment.
"I don't know why you're okay with this. Your mom's using you as an experiment."
Oddballs
[scoffs] Your parents do experiments on you all the time.
"[scoffs] Your parents do experiments on you all the time."
Oddballs
Yeah, but I never learn a lesson.
"Yeah, but I never learn a lesson."
Oddballs
Look, this experiment will be a piece of cake.
"Look, this experiment will be a piece of cake."
Oddballs
Speaking of which, I could go for some cake.
"Speaking of which, I could go for some cake."
Oddballs
[beeping]
"[beeping]"
Oddballs
[rapid beeping]
"[rapid beeping]"
Oddballs
-Aah! -Aah!
"-Aah! -Aah!"
Oddballs
How did you do that? [chomps]
"How did you do that? [chomps]"
Oddballs
You just said you wanted-- Mm!-- cake-- Mm!-- [chewing] and it got delivered! Mm!
"You just said you wanted-- Mm!-- cake-- Mm!-- [chewing] and it got delivered! Mm!"
Oddballs
I'm a smartphone!
"I'm a smartphone!"
Oddballs
I thought my mom meant I'd break like one or take a call,
"I thought my mom meant I'd break like one or take a call,"
Oddballs
but I'm like a full-fledged smartphone!
"but I'm like a full-fledged smartphone!"
Oddballs
[laughs] Ooh! What else can you do?
"[laughs] Ooh! What else can you do?"
Oddballs
[beeps]
"[beeps]"
Oddballs
Is it amazing?
"Is it amazing?"
Oddballs
You can't see it?
"You can't see it?"
Oddballs
No, I got blinding lights shooting out of my eyes.
"No, I got blinding lights shooting out of my eyes."
Oddballs
[indistinct chatter]
"[indistinct chatter]"
Oddballs
[moans]
"[moans]"
Oddballs
Ugh. What is this?
"Ugh. What is this?"
Oddballs
It's a version of a falafel.
"It's a version of a falafel."
Oddballs
Ugh. What version?
"Ugh. What version?"
Oddballs
It's the public-school-budget version. What do you expect?
"It's the public-school-budget version. What do you expect?"
Oddballs