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Clips from Oddballs - Emo like the Wolfstank (S01E01)

TV Series 2022 Season 1, Episode 6 30 min 298 clips
Comedy

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-[theme music plays] -[bird chirps]
"-[theme music plays] -[bird chirps]"
Oddballs
[chomps]
"[chomps]"
Oddballs
[burps]
"[burps]"
Oddballs
[sniffs]
"[sniffs]"
Oddballs
-[glass breaks] -[Max shrieks]
"-[glass breaks] -[Max shrieks]"
Oddballs
-[grunts, panicked breathing] -Go, go, go, go, go! Agh!
"-[grunts, panicked breathing] -Go, go, go, go, go! Agh!"
Oddballs
See? Everything worked out.
"See? Everything worked out."
Oddballs
[laughs]
"[laughs]"
Oddballs
Aw. I wanna be a ladder.
"Aw. I wanna be a ladder."
Oddballs
[burps]
"[burps]"
Oddballs
[school bell rings]
"[school bell rings]"
Oddballs
Yeah, deodorant. We're in the big leagues now.
"Yeah, deodorant. We're in the big leagues now."
Oddballs
Oh, man, James. What happened?
"Oh, man, James. What happened?"
Oddballs
Yesterday afternoon I tried out for a club.
"Yesterday afternoon I tried out for a club."
Oddballs
-Which one? -Chess club.
"-Which one? -Chess club."
Oddballs
Why were you trying out for the chess club?
"Why were you trying out for the chess club?"
Oddballs
'Cause I'm tired of being the only one I know without a thing.
"'Cause I'm tired of being the only one I know without a thing."
Oddballs
Even my best friend has a thing.
"Even my best friend has a thing."
Oddballs
You're king of your Competitive Feeling squad.
"You're king of your Competitive Feeling squad."
Oddballs
Oh, man, I'm trying so hard to find a thing,
"Oh, man, I'm trying so hard to find a thing,"
Oddballs
I'm working up a sweat. And I've never sweated in my life.
"I'm working up a sweat. And I've never sweated in my life."
Oddballs
[sniffs] Oh, yeah, you do got a little stink going on.
"[sniffs] Oh, yeah, you do got a little stink going on."
Oddballs
Don't worry though. I got just the thing.
"Don't worry though. I got just the thing."
Oddballs
-Here. Try this. -Thanks, man.
"-Here. Try this. -Thanks, man."
Oddballs
What are you doing, man? It goes in your pits.
"What are you doing, man? It goes in your pits."
Oddballs
Huh? "Warning: for underarm only"?
"Huh? "Warning: for underarm only"?"
Oddballs
Hey, maybe that could be my thing.
"Hey, maybe that could be my thing."
Oddballs
The rebel who ignores warning labels.
"The rebel who ignores warning labels."
Oddballs
Whoa, what's happening?
"Whoa, what's happening?"
Oddballs
Salty… stinky…
"Salty… stinky…"
Oddballs
Wait, these aren't tears. They're sweat.
"Wait, these aren't tears. They're sweat."
Oddballs
Sweat? From your eyes? No way.
"Sweat? From your eyes? No way."
Oddballs
[school bell ringing]
"[school bell ringing]"
Oddballs
And just in time for class.
"And just in time for class."
Oddballs
Okay, Max, maybe no one will notice me behind your giant croc body.
"Okay, Max, maybe no one will notice me behind your giant croc body."
Oddballs
Who said that? James? Where are you?
"Who said that? James? Where are you?"
Oddballs
[screams, grunts]
"[screams, grunts]"
Oddballs
[stammering] Hi.
"[stammering] Hi."
Oddballs
[gasps]
"[gasps]"
Oddballs
Aww. Hey, James, you still upset I beat you out for the Chess Club?
"Aww. Hey, James, you still upset I beat you out for the Chess Club?"
Oddballs
I'm not sure if my fan club has any openings,
"I'm not sure if my fan club has any openings,"
Oddballs
but don't worry. I can always check.
"but don't worry. I can always check."
Oddballs
[scoffs] No!
"[scoffs] No!"
Oddballs
And I'll have you know that you didn't beat me, Stuart.
"And I'll have you know that you didn't beat me, Stuart."
Oddballs
I respectfully resigned when the club wouldn't hear my arguments
"I respectfully resigned when the club wouldn't hear my arguments"
Oddballs
about the wrong naming of their chess pieces.
"about the wrong naming of their chess pieces."
Oddballs
Why would the king have a cross on his head?
"Why would the king have a cross on his head?"
Oddballs
-And what's the bishop doing there? -[gasping]
"-And what's the bishop doing there? -[gasping]"
Oddballs
[James] It's supposed to be a non-denominational sport.
"[James] It's supposed to be a non-denominational sport."
Oddballs
You sound like you're standing up for yourself,
"You sound like you're standing up for yourself,"
Oddballs
which makes me want to bully you more.
"which makes me want to bully you more."
Oddballs
But your tears make me think you're already hurt by my previous insult,
"But your tears make me think you're already hurt by my previous insult,"
Oddballs
and I don't want to waste any more energy on such a loser.
"and I don't want to waste any more energy on such a loser."
Oddballs
I'm gonna go.
"I'm gonna go."
Oddballs
Stop looking at me. I'm leaving.
"Stop looking at me. I'm leaving."
Oddballs
Oh, this is it. This is what a walk of shame feels like.
"Oh, this is it. This is what a walk of shame feels like."
Oddballs
[sighs] Oh good. It's finally wearing off.
"[sighs] Oh good. It's finally wearing off."
Oddballs
Oh, way to go, James. Way to go!
"Oh, way to go, James. Way to go!"
Oddballs
Using your emotions to confuse
"Using your emotions to confuse"
Oddballs
and overcome a competitor is some pretty advanced stuff.
"and overcome a competitor is some pretty advanced stuff."
Oddballs
Hoo-hoo! Color me impressed.
"Hoo-hoo! Color me impressed."
Oddballs
A competitor? Uh, don't you mean, bully?
"A competitor? Uh, don't you mean, bully?"
Oddballs
You know, they're kind of one and the same
"You know, they're kind of one and the same"
Oddballs
in the club I coach, Competitive Feelings.
"in the club I coach, Competitive Feelings."
Oddballs
It's a club where we use our feelings to win.
"It's a club where we use our feelings to win."
Oddballs
That's my thing.
"That's my thing."
Oddballs
[laughs] Oh, yes. Yes. It is. Max is our MVCB:
"[laughs] Oh, yes. Yes. It is. Max is our MVCB:"
Oddballs
"Most Valuable Cry Baby."
""Most Valuable Cry Baby.""
Oddballs
But Max's long-standing rival, Smooth Jason…
"But Max's long-standing rival, Smooth Jason…"
Oddballs
Don't say his name. Don't say it!
"Don't say his name. Don't say it!"
Oddballs
He always gets into my head.
"He always gets into my head."
Oddballs
Smooth Jason texted me a picture of himself with last year's trophy,
"Smooth Jason texted me a picture of himself with last year's trophy,"
Oddballs
and he's wearing crocodile boots.
"and he's wearing crocodile boots."
Oddballs
-[crying] -Menacing. And fashionable.
"-[crying] -Menacing. And fashionable."
Oddballs
Actually, you know what, James?
"Actually, you know what, James?"
Oddballs
I just had to put one of our team members on the injured list--
"I just had to put one of our team members on the injured list--"
Oddballs
sprained tear duct.
"sprained tear duct."
Oddballs
Hey.
"Hey."
Oddballs
How would you feel about joining the squad
"How would you feel about joining the squad"
Oddballs
for the big competition tomorrow?
"for the big competition tomorrow?"
Oddballs
Ooh, you would really help us out.
"Ooh, you would really help us out."
Oddballs
Yeah, thanks, but I don't know.
"Yeah, thanks, but I don't know."
Oddballs
Well, we're about to start practice.
"Well, we're about to start practice."
Oddballs
Just come check it out.
"Just come check it out."
Oddballs
You won't know if it's your thing unless you try it.
"You won't know if it's your thing unless you try it."
Oddballs
[crowd walla]
"[crowd walla]"
Oddballs
[grunting]
"[grunting]"
Oddballs
Emotion.
"Emotion."
Oddballs
Everyone. Everyone gather 'round. Gather 'round, everyone.
"Everyone. Everyone gather 'round. Gather 'round, everyone."
Oddballs
Everyone, this is James.
"Everyone, this is James."
Oddballs
He's thinking of joining our squad.
"He's thinking of joining our squad."
Oddballs
Hi.
"Hi."
Oddballs
Well, don't just stand there waving.
"Well, don't just stand there waving."
Oddballs
Show everybody what you can do.
"Show everybody what you can do."
Oddballs
Oh, uh, okay. One sec.
"Oh, uh, okay. One sec."
Oddballs
[sniffles]
"[sniffles]"
Oddballs
Wow.
"Wow."
Oddballs
[gasps] Oh my. From zero to puddle in 1.8 seconds.
"[gasps] Oh my. From zero to puddle in 1.8 seconds."
Oddballs
I have never seen anyone do that.
"I have never seen anyone do that."
Oddballs
James. James. You can totally crush Smooth Jason.
"James. James. You can totally crush Smooth Jason."
Oddballs
Destroy him. Pulpify him.
"Destroy him. Pulpify him."
Oddballs
Boil him in his own second-place tears.
"Boil him in his own second-place tears."
Oddballs
[clears throat]
"[clears throat]"
Oddballs
Oh, we're finally going to win a championship.
"Oh, we're finally going to win a championship."
Oddballs
[gasps]
"[gasps]"
Oddballs
-Way to go, James. Hip hip huzzah! -[cheering]
"-Way to go, James. Hip hip huzzah! -[cheering]"
Oddballs
I found my thing, Max. Uh, do you hear them? I found my thing.
"I found my thing, Max. Uh, do you hear them? I found my thing."
Oddballs
How can this be your thing? It's my thing.
"How can this be your thing? It's my thing."
Oddballs
You heard the applause, Max.
"You heard the applause, Max."
Oddballs
But your tears aren't even real. You're cheating.
"But your tears aren't even real. You're cheating."
Oddballs
[sighs] Is there a rule that says you can't use antiperspirant?
"[sighs] Is there a rule that says you can't use antiperspirant?"
Oddballs
No. Why would anyone use antiperspirant for evil?
"No. Why would anyone use antiperspirant for evil?"
Oddballs
Well, then it's not cheating.
"Well, then it's not cheating."
Oddballs
Hmm.
"Hmm."
Oddballs
Come on, Max. I'm doing this for you, man.
"Come on, Max. I'm doing this for you, man."
Oddballs
You're having nightmares about Smooth Jackson.
"You're having nightmares about Smooth Jackson."
Oddballs
It's "Smooth Jason."
"It's "Smooth Jason.""
Oddballs
Jackson, Jason, Joystick, pfft, whatever.
"Jackson, Jason, Joystick, pfft, whatever."
Oddballs
Look, I'll handle him for you.
"Look, I'll handle him for you."
Oddballs
Trust me. This is gonna be fun.
"Trust me. This is gonna be fun."
Oddballs