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Clips from Oddballs - Almost Home Alone (S01E01)

TV Series 2022 Season 1, Episode 11 30 min 295 clips
Comedy
[munches, belches]
"[munches, belches]"
Oddballs
[screams, grunts, wails]
"[screams, grunts, wails]"
Oddballs
Go, go, go, go, go. [screams]
"Go, go, go, go, go. [screams]"
Oddballs
See, everything worked out.
"See, everything worked out."
Oddballs
[laughs]
"[laughs]"
Oddballs
Aw, I wanna be a letter.
"Aw, I wanna be a letter."
Oddballs
[belches]
"[belches]"
Oddballs
[menacing music]
"[menacing music]"
Oddballs
How was tutoring, buddy-o?
"How was tutoring, buddy-o?"
Oddballs
You think you can pass PE now-- [screams]
"You think you can pass PE now-- [screams]"
Oddballs
[moaning]
"[moaning]"
Oddballs
Oh, no! Another friend has become a hideous, pale-headed zombie!
"Oh, no! Another friend has become a hideous, pale-headed zombie!"
Oddballs
It never gets any easier taking out a friend.
"It never gets any easier taking out a friend."
Oddballs
Hey, Max.
"Hey, Max."
Oddballs
I didn't hear you come in. [moaning]
"I didn't hear you come in. [moaning]"
Oddballs
James, you okay, man?
"James, you okay, man?"
Oddballs
[groans] I must have been sleepwalking.
"[groans] I must have been sleepwalking."
Oddballs
It's school, Max. It's literally killing me!
"It's school, Max. It's literally killing me!"
Oddballs
Language arts, music, history, algebra,
"Language arts, music, history, algebra,"
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the history of algebra,
"the history of algebra,"
Oddballs
term papers, homework, class projects, PE, tutoring.
"term papers, homework, class projects, PE, tutoring."
Oddballs
All I hear is that school bell ringing, ringing, ringing
"All I hear is that school bell ringing, ringing, ringing"
Oddballs
in my perfectly-shaped head. [gasp]
"in my perfectly-shaped head. [gasp]"
Oddballs
I see what's happening here.
"I see what's happening here."
Oddballs
You're having a kid-life crisis.
"You're having a kid-life crisis."
Oddballs
A kid-life crisis?
"A kid-life crisis?"
Oddballs
Mm-hmm.
"Mm-hmm."
Oddballs
What do you see here?
"What do you see here?"
Oddballs
Is that an elephant?
"Is that an elephant?"
Oddballs
You see an elephant?! That means you are stressed.
"You see an elephant?! That means you are stressed."
Oddballs
Or a homicidal maniac.
"Or a homicidal maniac."
Oddballs
Either way, you need a "you day".
"Either way, you need a "you day"."
Oddballs
Take some time off, get a pedicure.
"Take some time off, get a pedicure."
Oddballs
I can't, Max. I don't have any toes.
"I can't, Max. I don't have any toes."
Oddballs
Aww! So cute.
"Aww! So cute."
Oddballs
But I could use a "me" day.
"But I could use a "me" day."
Oddballs
[groans] But when is that ever going to happen?
"[groans] But when is that ever going to happen?"
Oddballs
I'm a kid. I have no control over my existence.
"I'm a kid. I have no control over my existence."
Oddballs
Well, you better find the time before you lose it.
"Well, you better find the time before you lose it."
Oddballs
And if you don't, you just remember--
"And if you don't, you just remember--"
Oddballs
old pokey's right there by the fireplace in case you turn into a zombie.
"old pokey's right there by the fireplace in case you turn into a zombie."
Oddballs
Where to put this?
"Where to put this?"
Oddballs
And... here.
"And... here."
Oddballs
[chuckling]
"[chuckling]"
Oddballs
[groans]
"[groans]"
Oddballs
[groaning and moaning]
"[groaning and moaning]"
Oddballs
[yelps]
"[yelps]"
Oddballs
Mom! Dad! I woke up late.
"Mom! Dad! I woke up late."
Oddballs
You gotta drive me, or I'll have to do the Late Kid Walk of Shame
"You gotta drive me, or I'll have to do the Late Kid Walk of Shame"
Oddballs
and everyone will stare at me like I'm some tardy monster.
"and everyone will stare at me like I'm some tardy monster."
Oddballs
[car alarm deactivated]
"[car alarm deactivated]"
Oddballs
[gasps] Wait, you can't leave me!
"[gasps] Wait, you can't leave me!"
Oddballs
Woah! [grunts]
"Woah! [grunts]"
Oddballs
[panting]
"[panting]"
Oddballs
Oh, they forgot me. Now I'm gonna be late.
"Oh, they forgot me. Now I'm gonna be late."
Oddballs
Unless, I don't go. Then, I'll just be absent. [sigh]
"Unless, I don't go. Then, I'll just be absent. [sigh]"
Oddballs
But, no. I can't do that. Can I?
"But, no. I can't do that. Can I?"
Oddballs
I mean, they left me, so it's not my fault.
"I mean, they left me, so it's not my fault."
Oddballs
It's their fault.
"It's their fault."
Oddballs
Is this what free will feels like?
"Is this what free will feels like?"
Oddballs
Why am I talking to myself? Oh, right.
"Why am I talking to myself? Oh, right."
Oddballs
Because I'm home alone and no one can hear how weird I sound.
"Because I'm home alone and no one can hear how weird I sound."
Oddballs
And no one can tell me what to do.
"And no one can tell me what to do."
Oddballs
I'm taking the day off of school! [echoes]
"I'm taking the day off of school! [echoes]"
Oddballs
Whoo!
"Whoo!"
Oddballs
[laughing]
"[laughing]"
Oddballs
[grunts] Whoo!
"[grunts] Whoo!"
Oddballs
Whoo!
"Whoo!"
Oddballs
Wee!
"Wee!"
Oddballs
First, I'm going to play video games in my dad's expensive suit.
"First, I'm going to play video games in my dad's expensive suit."
Oddballs
Then, I'll ride a toboggan inside.
"Then, I'll ride a toboggan inside."
Oddballs
Then, I'm gonna build and eat a house
"Then, I'm gonna build and eat a house"
Oddballs
made entirely out of skedaddle-laced pancakes
"made entirely out of skedaddle-laced pancakes"
Oddballs
Then, I'll throw horseshoes indoors.
"Then, I'll throw horseshoes indoors."
Oddballs
Then, I'll go through that dresser drawer in my parents bedroom
"Then, I'll go through that dresser drawer in my parents bedroom"
Oddballs
that I'm never allowed to look into.
"that I'm never allowed to look into."
Oddballs
Let the opposite of school begin!
"Let the opposite of school begin!"
Oddballs
[smooth jazz playing]
"[smooth jazz playing]"
Oddballs
Ah, my first day off. Oh, I'm so nervous.
"Ah, my first day off. Oh, I'm so nervous."
Oddballs
Okay, just got to make the first move...
"Okay, just got to make the first move..."
Oddballs
in this video game. [sniffs]
"in this video game. [sniffs]"
Oddballs
This might be the first game I've ever played without any interruptions.
"This might be the first game I've ever played without any interruptions."
Oddballs
-[doorbell rings] -[gasps] Outside people!
"-[doorbell rings] -[gasps] Outside people!"
Oddballs
-[doorbell continues] -[knocking]
"-[doorbell continues] -[knocking]"
Oddballs
Maybe if I just ignore them, they'll go away.
"Maybe if I just ignore them, they'll go away."
Oddballs
-[doorbell ringing] -[gasps] Outside people who won't go away!
"-[doorbell ringing] -[gasps] Outside people who won't go away!"
Oddballs
[gasp] Hmph!
"[gasp] Hmph!"
Oddballs
Good morning, sir. Beautiful day, is it not?
"Good morning, sir. Beautiful day, is it not?"
Oddballs
I'm Byron Sellers, and I'm here to share the good news
"I'm Byron Sellers, and I'm here to share the good news"
Oddballs
about the most amazing home security system money can buy.
"about the most amazing home security system money can buy."
Oddballs
So, you're a door-to-door sales dude, and your name is Sellers?
"So, you're a door-to-door sales dude, and your name is Sellers?"
Oddballs
Mm-hmm, you bet.
"Mm-hmm, you bet."
Oddballs
Isn't that a little on the nose?
"Isn't that a little on the nose?"
Oddballs
Well, my name used to be Robin Yew, but I changed it.
"Well, my name used to be Robin Yew, but I changed it."
Oddballs
-Good move. -Do you own or rent, sir?
"-Good move. -Do you own or rent, sir?"
Oddballs
I'm allowed to live here by the grace of the overlords who gave birth to me.
"I'm allowed to live here by the grace of the overlords who gave birth to me."
Oddballs
So, government housing. Okay, splendid.
"So, government housing. Okay, splendid."
Oddballs
Check out this brochure about the--
"Check out this brochure about the--"
Oddballs
Uh, unfortunately reading brochures is too much like reading,
"Uh, unfortunately reading brochures is too much like reading,"
Oddballs
which is too much like school and it's my day off.
"which is too much like school and it's my day off."
Oddballs
Also, I don't want you here.
"Also, I don't want you here."
Oddballs
Well, good because the Break-In Buster 3000
"Well, good because the Break-In Buster 3000"
Oddballs
is the best way to get rid of unwanted guests.
"is the best way to get rid of unwanted guests."
Oddballs
I prefer a more retro approach.
"I prefer a more retro approach."
Oddballs
Well, well, well. That is one tough customer,
"Well, well, well. That is one tough customer,"
Oddballs
but I'm a tough seller.
"but I'm a tough seller."
Oddballs
Time to put these stairs to their proper use.
"Time to put these stairs to their proper use."
Oddballs
Huh?
"Huh?"
Oddballs
Greetings again.
"Greetings again."
Oddballs
Please stop stopping my fun.
"Please stop stopping my fun."
Oddballs
Wasn't me who stopped your sledding. It was friction.
"Wasn't me who stopped your sledding. It was friction."
Oddballs
You know what they say:
"You know what they say:"
Oddballs
an object in motion will stay in motion until an opposing force stops it.
"an object in motion will stay in motion until an opposing force stops it."
Oddballs
Huh, I didn't know that, but now I do.
"Huh, I didn't know that, but now I do."
Oddballs
Well, you learn something new everyday.
"Well, you learn something new everyday."
Oddballs
Learning? Hey! No teaching me on my day off!
"Learning? Hey! No teaching me on my day off!"
Oddballs
[groans and exhales]
"[groans and exhales]"
Oddballs
[rumbling]
"[rumbling]"
Oddballs
Oh, hungy. But it's not lunchtime yet.
"Oh, hungy. But it's not lunchtime yet."
Oddballs
Wait a minute. I'm not at school. I can eat anytime I want.
"Wait a minute. I'm not at school. I can eat anytime I want."
Oddballs
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