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Clips from Oddballs - Line Cutters (S01E01)

TV Series 2022 Season 1, Episode 4 30 min 316 clips
Comedy

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-[theme music plays] -[bird chirps]
"-[theme music plays] -[bird chirps]"
Oddballs
[chomps]
"[chomps]"
Oddballs
[burps]
"[burps]"
Oddballs
[sniffs]
"[sniffs]"
Oddballs
-[glass breaks] -[Max shrieks]
"-[glass breaks] -[Max shrieks]"
Oddballs
-[grunts, panicked breathing] -Go, go, go, go, go! Agh!
"-[grunts, panicked breathing] -Go, go, go, go, go! Agh!"
Oddballs
See? Everything worked out.
"See? Everything worked out."
Oddballs
[laughs]
"[laughs]"
Oddballs
Aw. I wanna be a letter.
"Aw. I wanna be a letter."
Oddballs
[burps]
"[burps]"
Oddballs
[line cutter] Oh, boy. Why is the line so long?
"[line cutter] Oh, boy. Why is the line so long?"
Oddballs
[Roxanne] Oh, no, you don't.
"[Roxanne] Oh, no, you don't."
Oddballs
Hey! Back of the line!
"Hey! Back of the line!"
Oddballs
Ah!
"Ah!"
Oddballs
Garbage!
"Garbage!"
Oddballs
[inhales, sighs]
"[inhales, sighs]"
Oddballs
You smell that, Max? Can you smell it?
"You smell that, Max? Can you smell it?"
Oddballs
You know the rules. Whoever smelt it, dealt it.
"You know the rules. Whoever smelt it, dealt it."
Oddballs
No, the food.
"No, the food."
Oddballs
[sniffs]
"[sniffs]"
Oddballs
Oh, yeah! [slurps] Mmm.
"Oh, yeah! [slurps] Mmm."
Oddballs
That's the sweet smell of Dirt's very first experiment.
"That's the sweet smell of Dirt's very first experiment."
Oddballs
The ultimate ribs.
"The ultimate ribs."
Oddballs
Slow-cooked for 100 years
"Slow-cooked for 100 years"
Oddballs
by chefs infused with DNA from a notoriously angry chef.
"by chefs infused with DNA from a notoriously angry chef."
Oddballs
Ooh, he looks like he'd swear a lot.
"Ooh, he looks like he'd swear a lot."
Oddballs
Hey! No cutting!
"Hey! No cutting!"
Oddballs
-[scream] -[grunts]
"-[scream] -[grunts]"
Oddballs
[crash]
"[crash]"
Oddballs
Ugh, line cutters, the lowest form of low.
"Ugh, line cutters, the lowest form of low."
Oddballs
Honestly, if you ever catch me cutting, never talk to me again.
"Honestly, if you ever catch me cutting, never talk to me again."
Oddballs
What?! No! Talking's how we talk.
"What?! No! Talking's how we talk."
Oddballs
True.
"True."
Oddballs
But line cutting is a crime against civilized society, Max.
"But line cutting is a crime against civilized society, Max."
Oddballs
Anyone who does it should be ousted, shunned, banned!
"Anyone who does it should be ousted, shunned, banned!"
Oddballs
Each and every cutter is an animal!
"Each and every cutter is an animal!"
Oddballs
No offense.
"No offense."
Oddballs
Only half of me is offended.
"Only half of me is offended."
Oddballs
That's how bad it is, Max.
"That's how bad it is, Max."
Oddballs
I had to use your species against you to make my point.
"I had to use your species against you to make my point."
Oddballs
Line cutting is the most narcissistic, selfish, arrogant...
"Line cutting is the most narcissistic, selfish, arrogant..."
Oddballs
[dramatic music plays]
"[dramatic music plays]"
Oddballs
Target acquired, ribs located.
"Target acquired, ribs located."
Oddballs
The next time I see a line cutter, I'm gonna give them a piece of my mind.
"The next time I see a line cutter, I'm gonna give them a piece of my mind."
Oddballs
Someone just cut you.
"Someone just cut you."
Oddballs
[gasps] What the cut, man?
"[gasps] What the cut, man?"
Oddballs
No way we're letting you front-cut us.
"No way we're letting you front-cut us."
Oddballs
Am I right?
"Am I right?"
Oddballs
[both] Mm-hmm.
"[both] Mm-hmm."
Oddballs
[groans]
"[groans]"
Oddballs
I didn't cut. My time portal brought me here.
"I didn't cut. My time portal brought me here."
Oddballs
I'm here on a mission and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
"I'm here on a mission and there's nothing you can do to stop me."
Oddballs
Oh, can't I?
"Oh, can't I?"
Oddballs
Security! Line cutter!
"Security! Line cutter!"
Oddballs
-We have a line cutter right here! -Huh?
"-We have a line cutter right here! -Huh?"
Oddballs
Ha!
"Ha!"
Oddballs
[siren wails]
"[siren wails]"
Oddballs
Line cutter! Line cutter alert!
"Line cutter! Line cutter alert!"
Oddballs
-[horn blows] -[siren wails]
"-[horn blows] -[siren wails]"
Oddballs
Oh, you're in for it now. Roxanne, take her away.
"Oh, you're in for it now. Roxanne, take her away."
Oddballs
[siren wails]
"[siren wails]"
Oddballs
[Roxanne] Back of the line!
"[Roxanne] Back of the line!"
Oddballs
[all grunt]
"[all grunt]"
Oddballs
What?
"What?"
Oddballs
No! You got this all wrong. She's the cutter. We didn't do anything.
"No! You got this all wrong. She's the cutter. We didn't do anything."
Oddballs
It's not what my citation says.
"It's not what my citation says."
Oddballs
"Distrubing the peas."
""Distrubing the peas.""
Oddballs
Hey, it's hard to write when you're afraid of paper.
"Hey, it's hard to write when you're afraid of paper."
Oddballs
-[grunts] -[coughs]
"-[grunts] -[coughs]"
Oddballs
This is a disgraceful violation of our recreational rights, Roxanne!
"This is a disgraceful violation of our recreational rights, Roxanne!"
Oddballs
This is all your fault.
"This is all your fault."
Oddballs
You sabotaged my mission.
"You sabotaged my mission."
Oddballs
What mission? Mission to cut the line?
"What mission? Mission to cut the line?"
Oddballs
[sighs] You have no idea what you've done.
"[sighs] You have no idea what you've done."
Oddballs
I'm from a time and place where processed food doesn't exist.
"I'm from a time and place where processed food doesn't exist."
Oddballs
A bleak future where you have to cook every meal from scratch.
"A bleak future where you have to cook every meal from scratch."
Oddballs
No fast food, no microwavable snacks.
"No fast food, no microwavable snacks."
Oddballs
Imagine a place where if you want a bowl of cereal,
"Imagine a place where if you want a bowl of cereal,"
Oddballs
you have to grow the grain, pick the grain, grind the grain.
"you have to grow the grain, pick the grain, grind the grain."
Oddballs
It's a place where chicken nuggets are just something
"It's a place where chicken nuggets are just something"
Oddballs
you've read about on the dark corners of the Internet.
"you've read about on the dark corners of the Internet."
Oddballs
It's a place where Grandma doesn't bake you cookies,
"It's a place where Grandma doesn't bake you cookies,"
Oddballs
she just tells you stories about them.
"she just tells you stories about them."
Oddballs
[cries] No, it can't be.
"[cries] No, it can't be."
Oddballs
I spent years researching which food
"I spent years researching which food"
Oddballs
would be the best to come back in time to eat.
"would be the best to come back in time to eat."
Oddballs
But because of you, my mission has been compromised!
"But because of you, my mission has been compromised!"
Oddballs
Oh, come on, no one's going to believe that.
"Oh, come on, no one's going to believe that."
Oddballs
Wow! So you're from the future?
"Wow! So you're from the future?"
Oddballs
Tell me more.
"Tell me more."
Oddballs
Okay. Well, since you brought chairs...
"Okay. Well, since you brought chairs..."
Oddballs
My name's Echo, and this is Birdie.
"My name's Echo, and this is Birdie."
Oddballs
[mechanical whirring]
"[mechanical whirring]"
Oddballs
Three hundred years from now, food is awful,
"Three hundred years from now, food is awful,"
Oddballs
thanks to an experiment in your time by a Professor Dumas.
"thanks to an experiment in your time by a Professor Dumas."
Oddballs
[gasps]
"[gasps]"
Oddballs
Yeah, right. What a made-up name.
"Yeah, right. What a made-up name."
Oddballs
It is. I made it up.
"It is. I made it up."
Oddballs
But only because history books don't say his real name.
"But only because history books don't say his real name."
Oddballs
They're all redacted.
"They're all redacted."
Oddballs
Anyway, I read that today's the day to try the best ribs in history.
"Anyway, I read that today's the day to try the best ribs in history."
Oddballs
Wow. Did you hear that, James?
"Wow. Did you hear that, James?"
Oddballs
Yes, in 300 years they're still talking about how good these ribs are,
"Yes, in 300 years they're still talking about how good these ribs are,"
Oddballs
which is why she tried to cut and why we're now at the back of the line.
"which is why she tried to cut and why we're now at the back of the line."
Oddballs
Hey, man. You're the one who started yelling and banging camping supplies.
"Hey, man. You're the one who started yelling and banging camping supplies."
Oddballs
Just leave us alone, line cutter.
"Just leave us alone, line cutter."
Oddballs
Max and I are gonna go get some ribs.
"Max and I are gonna go get some ribs."
Oddballs
Okay, we just walk right up to the front of the line
"Okay, we just walk right up to the front of the line"
Oddballs
and take our rightful place.
"and take our rightful place."
Oddballs
Ready, Max?
"Ready, Max?"
Oddballs
Max?
"Max?"
Oddballs
Tell James I promised him I'd never talk to him if he cut,
"Tell James I promised him I'd never talk to him if he cut,"
Oddballs
so I'm not talking to him.
"so I'm not talking to him."
Oddballs
[cries] Why is it so hard?
"[cries] Why is it so hard?"
Oddballs
We already waited in line, so technically we're not cutting, we're reinserting.
"We already waited in line, so technically we're not cutting, we're reinserting."
Oddballs
Hey, remember us? Tent, giant talking crocodile.
"Hey, remember us? Tent, giant talking crocodile."
Oddballs
Good, thanks, all right.
"Good, thanks, all right."
Oddballs
Try it and die, dough boy.
"Try it and die, dough boy."
Oddballs
No cuts.
"No cuts."
Oddballs
[growls]
"[growls]"
Oddballs