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Clips from The O.C. - The Chrismukkah That Almost Wasn't (S02E02)

"16 years is an awfully long time to be paying someone palimony,"
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"I'm talking too much."
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"If you were to come forward to the judge with the right documentation,"
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"Mom, what are you doing here?"
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"This time next year, I could be spending the holidays behind bars."
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"I don't know how you feel about it."
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"How do you think it makes me feel, Sandy?"
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"Kirsten, maybe."
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"Thanks, Mom, 'cause we can't afford to cut any corners."
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"this is the year that Chrismukkah sweeps the nation, okay, people?"
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"It is, which is why this year, I've created a Chrismukkah work wheel"
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"so that everybody understands his and her duties this holiday season."
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"You're kidding me."
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"T- shirts, mugs, should it come to that, and..."
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"I've invited the Nichols or the Cooper-Nichols"
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"or whatever they're called these days."
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"Fair point, my Aryan friend."
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"I have just discovered the ideal job for you this Chrismukkah."
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"Your dad seemed pretty upset."
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"He likes a slow build, doesn't want to peak too soon."
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"It's a marathon of presents, not a race."
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"Do you have a pen on you?"
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"You're not really writing a song, are you?"
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"Yeah, I did. She's away with her folks."
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"- Uh, uh, is Lindsay around? - Uh, yeah. I think she is."
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"And with Marissa there, it'd just... it'd be too weird for her, for Lindsay."
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"What are you doing? We're gonna be late."
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"Oh, it's just we've... It's been so long since we've done this."
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"Well, it's like... it's like riding a bike."
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"Well, an incredibly toned and, you know, evenly tanned and limber bike."
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"Uh... i-it's, just, does this count, um, as, as adultery?"
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"Technically, I-I think, uh, it does, yeah."
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"Wait, I'm sorry. It's just... okay..."
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"What?"
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"Caleb and I aren't getting along."
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"No."
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"Why did you want to meet here?"
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"I've run out of places to go."
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"You may lose her either way."
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"in the City Councilman's office, bribing you."
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"And unless somebody testifies differently,"
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"So, you're gonna study through all the Christmas break?"
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"Not a fan of the holidays."
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"He's even invented his own super-holiday, Chrismukkah."
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"- Still waiting? - Not anymore."
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"I stopped believing in my dad."
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"And there's no pine needles to clean up. So..."
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"Disappointed by your family over the holidays."
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"I've been there."
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"- Come over for Chrismukkah? - It'd be better if you were Jewish."
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"He left early for Christmas in Cabo with his fam."
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"He's been gone one day, and I miss him already."
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"- Should be one for the ages. - We could start spiking the eggnog."
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"Last year the holidays were so much fun."
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"and you got caught shoplifting."
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"- Yeah. It was memorable, though. - I guess it was."
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"Hey, can I get a large coffee, please? Thanks."
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"Hey, guys. Merry Chrismukkah. Don't remind us."
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"You're Taupe."
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"Come on... that's a very dangerously low level of holiday cheer."
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"I don't know what you're talking about Cohen."
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"And I can't wait to be on my dad's boat"
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"and hear him talk about how much he misses Hailey."
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"but not yours, Summer, because he both scares and hates me"
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"Hey, somebody just went from taupe to putty."
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"My new assistant is constantly putting the wrong numbers into my Blackberry."
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"- Is it? Huh, I forgot. - That's why you got that ring tone."
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"You've got a memory like an elephant."
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"I thought you two were getting along really well."
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"What makes you say that?"
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"Last week, when you said that you and Jimmy were getting along really well."
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"Oh, well, you know, I didn't get a chance to blow my hair out this morning, so I..."
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"I said "frazzled," not "frizzy. ""
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"No. Your dad's at the grill."
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"Really taking it out of ya, huh?"
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"Okay, this year, it's gonna be off the charts."
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"It's the highest level of holiday cheer on my color-coded holiday alert system,"
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"- that's all. - Cochise is a color?"
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"I think especially now that Marissa and Summer are coming..."
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"- Except I did invite Lindsay. - That's awkward."
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"- Not helping. - Oh, God. What if it's starting?"
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"What if what's starting?"
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"It's like it starts out as this really cool cult holiday."
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""Seth, what about Eastover or, or Kwanzaashanah. ""
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"All right, we can't let it happen."
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"Can't talk now, Dad. We have an emergency on our hands."
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"Yeah. Yeah, I'm starting to. I mean, should I not?"
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"It's, uh... the timing is probably not great, given everything."
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"Yeah, yeah, okay. Okay?"
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"Illegitimate love child?"
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"At least until we make it through these holidays."
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"You are?"
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"Maybe you could go ahead and stop by Summer's for me."
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"I think tonight is gonna be so much fun."
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"I'm feeling all festive today."
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"- Wow. That's, wow. - Yeah!"
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"Huh. Good needle retention, nice scent."
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"If I don't pull the trigger soon, we are gonna be late to your house."
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"You know, Cohen, I just think it's really cool that you invited me tonight."
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"And could you just carry this tree to my car?"
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"- Uh, well... I couldn't do it. - What? You wussed out?"
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"It's just she's always miserable during the holidays."
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"May I take your... coats?"
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"- We talk? - That's up to you."
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"- This orange chicken is... - God, I have missed you all day."
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"Oh, what are we doing? I can't stop thinking about you."
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"I know, I know, I know."
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"90 seconds... Julie, is there any room in the refrig..."
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"That's our pact."
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"- It's Christmukkah. - Ah, so you keep on saying."
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"Me and Ryan are more like lab partners, really."
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"Well, come on in."
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"You know, you can sit a little bit closer. I don't bite."
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"PlayStation?"
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"I love the holidays. Just... bringing everyone together."
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"Well, you've got a hell of a sense of timing."
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"- Oh, there's no good time. - That's true."
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"Well, I was hoping that you could help me with that part."
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"and I know this is a terrible time for me to be showing up."
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"Oh, not at all. Is everything okay?"
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