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Clips from The O.C. - The Chrismukkah That Almost Wasn't (S02E02)

TV Series 2003 –2007 Season 2, Episode 6 44 min ★ 7.6/10 (105,814 ratings) 659 clips
Romance Drama Comedy

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Title Season Episode
Drama 1 1
Drama 1 2
The Gamble 1 3
The Debut 1 4
The Outsider 1 5
The Girlfriend 1 6
The Escape 1 7
The Rescue 1 8
The Heights 1 9
The Perfect Couple 1 10
The Homecoming 1 11
The Secret 1 12
The Best Chrismukkah Ever 1 13
The Countdown 1 14
The Third Wheel 1 15
The Links 1 16
The Rivals 1 17
The Truth 1 18
The Heartbreak 1 19
The Telenovela 1 20
The Goodbye Girl 1 21
The L.A. 1 22
The Nana 1 23
The Proposal 1 24
The Shower 1 25
The Strip 1 26
The Ties That Bind 1 27
The Distance 2 1
The Way We Were 2 2
The New Kids on the Block 2 3
The New Era 2 4
The SnO.C. 2 5
The Chrismukkah That Almost Wasn't 2 6
The Family Ties 2 7
The Power of Love 2 8
The Ex-Factor 2 9
The Accomplice 2 10
The Second Chance 2 11
The Lonely Hearts Club 2 12
The Father Knows Best 2 13
The Rainy Day Women 2 14
The Mallpisode 2 15
The Blaze of Glory 2 16
The Brothers Grim 2 17
The Risky Business 2 18
The Rager 2 19
Title Season Episode
The O.C. Confidential 2 20
The Return of the Nana 2 21
The Showdown 2 22
The O.Sea 2 23
The Dearly Beloved 2 24
The Aftermath 3 1
The Shape of Things to Come 3 2
The End of Innocence 3 3
The Last Waltz 3 4
The Perfect Storm 3 5
The Swells 3 6
The Anger Management 3 7
The Game Plan 3 8
The Disconnect 3 9
The Chrismukkah Bar Mitz-vahkkah 3 10
The Safe Harbor 3 11
The Sister Act 3 12
The Pot Stirrer 3 13
The Cliffhanger 3 14
The Heavy Lifting 3 15
The Road Warrior 3 16
The Journey 3 17
The Undertow 3 18
The Secrets and Lies 3 19
The Day After Tomorrow 3 20
The Dawn Patrol 3 21
The College Try 3 22
The Party Favor 3 23
The Man of the Year 3 24
The Graduates 3 25
The Avengers 4 1
The Gringos 4 2
The Cold Turkey 4 3
The Metamorphosis 4 4
The Sleeping Beauty 4 5
The Summer Bummer 4 6
The Chrismukk-huh? 4 7
The Earth Girls Are Easy 4 8
The My Two Dads 4 9
The French Connection 4 10
The Dream Lover 4 11
The Groundhog Day 4 12
Drama 4 13
The Shake Up 4 14
The Night Moves 4 15
The End's Not Near, It's Here 4 16
16 years is an awfully long time to be paying someone palimony,
"16 years is an awfully long time to be paying someone palimony,"
The O.C.
I'm talking too much.
"I'm talking too much."
The O.C.
If you were to come forward to the judge with the right documentation,
"If you were to come forward to the judge with the right documentation,"
The O.C.
Mom, what are you doing here?
"Mom, what are you doing here?"
The O.C.
This time next year, I could be spending the holidays behind bars.
"This time next year, I could be spending the holidays behind bars."
The O.C.
I don't know how you feel about it.
"I don't know how you feel about it."
The O.C.
How do you think it makes me feel, Sandy?
"How do you think it makes me feel, Sandy?"
The O.C.
Kirsten, maybe.
"Kirsten, maybe."
The O.C.
Thanks, Mom, 'cause we can't afford to cut any corners.
"Thanks, Mom, 'cause we can't afford to cut any corners."
The O.C.
this is the year that Chrismukkah sweeps the nation, okay, people?
"this is the year that Chrismukkah sweeps the nation, okay, people?"
The O.C.
It is, which is why this year, I've created a Chrismukkah work wheel
"It is, which is why this year, I've created a Chrismukkah work wheel"
The O.C.
so that everybody understands his and her duties this holiday season.
"so that everybody understands his and her duties this holiday season."
The O.C.
You're kidding me.
"You're kidding me."
The O.C.
T- shirts, mugs, should it come to that, and...
"T- shirts, mugs, should it come to that, and..."
The O.C.
I've invited the Nichols or the Cooper-Nichols
"I've invited the Nichols or the Cooper-Nichols"
The O.C.
or whatever they're called these days.
"or whatever they're called these days."
The O.C.
Fair point, my Aryan friend.
"Fair point, my Aryan friend."
The O.C.
I have just discovered the ideal job for you this Chrismukkah.
"I have just discovered the ideal job for you this Chrismukkah."
The O.C.
Your dad seemed pretty upset.
"Your dad seemed pretty upset."
The O.C.
He likes a slow build, doesn't want to peak too soon.
"He likes a slow build, doesn't want to peak too soon."
The O.C.
It's a marathon of presents, not a race.
"It's a marathon of presents, not a race."
The O.C.
Do you have a pen on you?
"Do you have a pen on you?"
The O.C.
You're not really writing a song, are you?
"You're not really writing a song, are you?"
The O.C.
Yeah, I did. She's away with her folks.
"Yeah, I did. She's away with her folks."
The O.C.
- Uh, uh, is Lindsay around? - Uh, yeah. I think she is.
"- Uh, uh, is Lindsay around? - Uh, yeah. I think she is."
The O.C.
And with Marissa there, it'd just... it'd be too weird for her, for Lindsay.
"And with Marissa there, it'd just... it'd be too weird for her, for Lindsay."
The O.C.
What are you doing? We're gonna be late.
"What are you doing? We're gonna be late."
The O.C.
Oh, it's just we've... It's been so long since we've done this.
"Oh, it's just we've... It's been so long since we've done this."
The O.C.
Well, it's like... it's like riding a bike.
"Well, it's like... it's like riding a bike."
The O.C.
Well, an incredibly toned and, you know, evenly tanned and limber bike.
"Well, an incredibly toned and, you know, evenly tanned and limber bike."
The O.C.
Uh... i-it's, just, does this count, um, as, as adultery?
"Uh... i-it's, just, does this count, um, as, as adultery?"
The O.C.
Technically, I-I think, uh, it does, yeah.
"Technically, I-I think, uh, it does, yeah."
The O.C.
Wait, I'm sorry. It's just... okay...
"Wait, I'm sorry. It's just... okay..."
The O.C.
What?
"What?"
The O.C.
Caleb and I aren't getting along.
"Caleb and I aren't getting along."
The O.C.
No.
"No."
The O.C.
Why did you want to meet here?
"Why did you want to meet here?"
The O.C.
I've run out of places to go.
"I've run out of places to go."
The O.C.
You may lose her either way.
"You may lose her either way."
The O.C.
in the City Councilman's office, bribing you.
"in the City Councilman's office, bribing you."
The O.C.
And unless somebody testifies differently,
"And unless somebody testifies differently,"
The O.C.
So, you're gonna study through all the Christmas break?
"So, you're gonna study through all the Christmas break?"
The O.C.
Not a fan of the holidays.
"Not a fan of the holidays."
The O.C.
He's even invented his own super-holiday, Chrismukkah.
"He's even invented his own super-holiday, Chrismukkah."
The O.C.
- Still waiting? - Not anymore.
"- Still waiting? - Not anymore."
The O.C.
I stopped believing in my dad.
"I stopped believing in my dad."
The O.C.
And there's no pine needles to clean up. So...
"And there's no pine needles to clean up. So..."
The O.C.
Disappointed by your family over the holidays.
"Disappointed by your family over the holidays."
The O.C.
I've been there.
"I've been there."
The O.C.
- Come over for Chrismukkah? - It'd be better if you were Jewish.
"- Come over for Chrismukkah? - It'd be better if you were Jewish."
The O.C.
He left early for Christmas in Cabo with his fam.
"He left early for Christmas in Cabo with his fam."
The O.C.
He's been gone one day, and I miss him already.
"He's been gone one day, and I miss him already."
The O.C.
- Should be one for the ages. - We could start spiking the eggnog.
"- Should be one for the ages. - We could start spiking the eggnog."
The O.C.
Last year the holidays were so much fun.
"Last year the holidays were so much fun."
The O.C.
and you got caught shoplifting.
"and you got caught shoplifting."
The O.C.
- Yeah. It was memorable, though. - I guess it was.
"- Yeah. It was memorable, though. - I guess it was."
The O.C.
Hey, can I get a large coffee, please? Thanks.
"Hey, can I get a large coffee, please? Thanks."
The O.C.
Hey, guys. Merry Chrismukkah. Don't remind us.
"Hey, guys. Merry Chrismukkah. Don't remind us."
The O.C.
You're Taupe.
"You're Taupe."
The O.C.
Come on... that's a very dangerously low level of holiday cheer.
"Come on... that's a very dangerously low level of holiday cheer."
The O.C.
I don't know what you're talking about Cohen.
"I don't know what you're talking about Cohen."
The O.C.
And I can't wait to be on my dad's boat
"And I can't wait to be on my dad's boat"
The O.C.
and hear him talk about how much he misses Hailey.
"and hear him talk about how much he misses Hailey."
The O.C.
but not yours, Summer, because he both scares and hates me
"but not yours, Summer, because he both scares and hates me"
The O.C.
Hey, somebody just went from taupe to putty.
"Hey, somebody just went from taupe to putty."
The O.C.
My new assistant is constantly putting the wrong numbers into my Blackberry.
"My new assistant is constantly putting the wrong numbers into my Blackberry."
The O.C.
- Is it? Huh, I forgot. - That's why you got that ring tone.
"- Is it? Huh, I forgot. - That's why you got that ring tone."
The O.C.
You've got a memory like an elephant.
"You've got a memory like an elephant."
The O.C.
I thought you two were getting along really well.
"I thought you two were getting along really well."
The O.C.
What makes you say that?
"What makes you say that?"
The O.C.
Last week, when you said that you and Jimmy were getting along really well.
"Last week, when you said that you and Jimmy were getting along really well."
The O.C.
Oh, well, you know, I didn't get a chance to blow my hair out this morning, so I...
"Oh, well, you know, I didn't get a chance to blow my hair out this morning, so I..."
The O.C.
I said "frazzled," not "frizzy. "
"I said "frazzled," not "frizzy. ""
The O.C.
No. Your dad's at the grill.
"No. Your dad's at the grill."
The O.C.
Really taking it out of ya, huh?
"Really taking it out of ya, huh?"
The O.C.
Okay, this year, it's gonna be off the charts.
"Okay, this year, it's gonna be off the charts."
The O.C.
It's the highest level of holiday cheer on my color-coded holiday alert system,
"It's the highest level of holiday cheer on my color-coded holiday alert system,"
The O.C.
- that's all. - Cochise is a color?
"- that's all. - Cochise is a color?"
The O.C.
I think especially now that Marissa and Summer are coming...
"I think especially now that Marissa and Summer are coming..."
The O.C.
- Except I did invite Lindsay. - That's awkward.
"- Except I did invite Lindsay. - That's awkward."
The O.C.
- Not helping. - Oh, God. What if it's starting?
"- Not helping. - Oh, God. What if it's starting?"
The O.C.
What if what's starting?
"What if what's starting?"
The O.C.
It's like it starts out as this really cool cult holiday.
"It's like it starts out as this really cool cult holiday."
The O.C.
"Seth, what about Eastover or, or Kwanzaashanah. "
""Seth, what about Eastover or, or Kwanzaashanah. ""
The O.C.
All right, we can't let it happen.
"All right, we can't let it happen."
The O.C.
Can't talk now, Dad. We have an emergency on our hands.
"Can't talk now, Dad. We have an emergency on our hands."
The O.C.
Yeah. Yeah, I'm starting to. I mean, should I not?
"Yeah. Yeah, I'm starting to. I mean, should I not?"
The O.C.
It's, uh... the timing is probably not great, given everything.
"It's, uh... the timing is probably not great, given everything."
The O.C.
Yeah, yeah, okay. Okay?
"Yeah, yeah, okay. Okay?"
The O.C.
Illegitimate love child?
"Illegitimate love child?"
The O.C.
At least until we make it through these holidays.
"At least until we make it through these holidays."
The O.C.
You are?
"You are?"
The O.C.
Maybe you could go ahead and stop by Summer's for me.
"Maybe you could go ahead and stop by Summer's for me."
The O.C.
I think tonight is gonna be so much fun.
"I think tonight is gonna be so much fun."
The O.C.
I'm feeling all festive today.
"I'm feeling all festive today."
The O.C.
- Wow. That's, wow. - Yeah!
"- Wow. That's, wow. - Yeah!"
The O.C.
Huh. Good needle retention, nice scent.
"Huh. Good needle retention, nice scent."
The O.C.
If I don't pull the trigger soon, we are gonna be late to your house.
"If I don't pull the trigger soon, we are gonna be late to your house."
The O.C.
You know, Cohen, I just think it's really cool that you invited me tonight.
"You know, Cohen, I just think it's really cool that you invited me tonight."
The O.C.
And could you just carry this tree to my car?
"And could you just carry this tree to my car?"
The O.C.
- Uh, well... I couldn't do it. - What? You wussed out?
"- Uh, well... I couldn't do it. - What? You wussed out?"
The O.C.
It's just she's always miserable during the holidays.
"It's just she's always miserable during the holidays."
The O.C.
May I take your... coats?
"May I take your... coats?"
The O.C.
- We talk? - That's up to you.
"- We talk? - That's up to you."
The O.C.
- This orange chicken is... - God, I have missed you all day.
"- This orange chicken is... - God, I have missed you all day."
The O.C.
Oh, what are we doing? I can't stop thinking about you.
"Oh, what are we doing? I can't stop thinking about you."
The O.C.
I know, I know, I know.
"I know, I know, I know."
The O.C.
90 seconds... Julie, is there any room in the refrig...
"90 seconds... Julie, is there any room in the refrig..."
The O.C.
That's our pact.
"That's our pact."
The O.C.
- It's Christmukkah. - Ah, so you keep on saying.
"- It's Christmukkah. - Ah, so you keep on saying."
The O.C.
Me and Ryan are more like lab partners, really.
"Me and Ryan are more like lab partners, really."
The O.C.
Well, come on in.
"Well, come on in."
The O.C.
You know, you can sit a little bit closer. I don't bite.
"You know, you can sit a little bit closer. I don't bite."
The O.C.
PlayStation?
"PlayStation?"
The O.C.
I love the holidays. Just... bringing everyone together.
"I love the holidays. Just... bringing everyone together."
The O.C.
Well, you've got a hell of a sense of timing.
"Well, you've got a hell of a sense of timing."
The O.C.
- Oh, there's no good time. - That's true.
"- Oh, there's no good time. - That's true."
The O.C.
Well, I was hoping that you could help me with that part.
"Well, I was hoping that you could help me with that part."
The O.C.
and I know this is a terrible time for me to be showing up.
"and I know this is a terrible time for me to be showing up."
The O.C.
Oh, not at all. Is everything okay?
"Oh, not at all. Is everything okay?"
The O.C.