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Clips from The O.C. - The Telenovela (S01E01)

"- Wait. - Don't you want to?"
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"- Ryan. - Theresa."
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"Okay. Bye."
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"Was it when you were beating up her boyfriend? Or spooning in a Tijuana motel?"
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"- Is that when you were friends? - Doesn't mean we can't be friends."
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"Think I'll see her today?"
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"What are you guys gonna do together? Lift weights? Try on wife-beaters?"
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"She'll probably have her little paws all over me."
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"- Hello? - Ryan?"
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"...but they can't make us work all the time, right?"
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"Yeah, sounds good. See you then."
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"That was Theresa. She's in town, wants to hang out."
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"Well, first Marissa, then Theresa."
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"- Ryan. - Hi."
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"Not that I'd recognize you in a Speedo, but..."
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"- So how are you? - I'm..."
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"I'm late. See you."
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"...who's comfortable being paid to make out with a bunch of guys."
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"God. Totally. I mean, why not?"
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"He talked to you like I wasn't there. Does he know we're going out?"
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"He just wants me to kiss a bunch of other dudes for money."
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"Kiki, we got a problem."
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"...which was in a bar. I'll have someone in Legal handle it."
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"- Because it would be a favor to me? - Pretty much. Yeah."
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"- No. - You should see these two guys."
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"I swear to God."
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"So this is you and Summer being a couple?"
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"- Come on, she's totally ignoring you. - Anna, she's not ignoring me."
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"Mrs. Cooper."
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"- What are you doing here? - Parent-teacher conference."
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"Really good. You... I mean... God, you look good."
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"- Hey, Julie. - Jimmy, hi."
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"I'll see you."
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"- Tonight's no good. - It's okay. We don't have to do this."
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"- God, your mother's here? - Her recipe is."
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"- A friend is in trouble. I want you to help. - I didn't know you had friends."
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"He was drinking, stumbled into someone else's hotel room."
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"- You've got lawyers at your beck and call. - He came to me as a friend."
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"- Did Kirsten tell you to say that? - She thinks you'll say no."
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"My wife knows me pretty well."
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"- Got any more of that meat loaf? - Maybe."
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"Well, that was a relief. Dr. Kim seems to think Marissa's doing well."
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"That's not true. You've thanked me for alienating the community..."
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"And I'm much happier."
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"- Why not? - Because it's none of their business."
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"Want a rematch? Because I couldn't possibly get any worse."
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"No, I should probably start on my homework."
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"- It shouldn't be. - We used to hang out all the time and..."
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"- We could always fight about Luke. - Or Oliver."
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"It's okay. We weren't doing anything."
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"Good to see you, Theresa."
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"It's nice to see you too."
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"The ninja game?"
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"He's a consultant."
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"You did it. That was more vague."
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"- Thank you. - Overexposure, Ryan..."
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"- No. No. That's normal. - Ryan, your friend Theresa called."
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"- What's she doing here? - Taking a semester off, making money."
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"They kind of bumped into each other."
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"- Marissa okay with this? - She's fine. They're back to being friends."
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"You are so beautiful, you know that?"
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"- This place is awesome. - It's not awesome."
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"Right. Because you're in high school."
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"Chester's mom was supposed to pick you up at Grandma's and take you to school."
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"Your diorama."
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"Okay, just wait there with Grandma. I'll be there as soon as I can."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Didn't get to that."
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"Were you gonna say something? Something very wise and helpful, Anna?"
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"Right, coward. Got it."
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"It's what you do. Famous Uncle Shaun."
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"That was their favorite booth. Sunday dinners. Chicken parm."
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"So I read the police report. I just have a couple of questions."
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"- Really? - Yeah. Yeah, he's a lumber supplier..."
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"- You think? - You expect me or the DA's office..."
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"You were there for Caleb."
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"Still, it's beautiful."
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"No, I couldn't."
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"We're trying to be friends, but it hasn't exactly been easy."
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"- Actually, it's never really been... - Like this."
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"- That's because I never really liked you. - True. Makes things easier."
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"...and then a moderately priced clothing line."
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"I could get offered $20 million to portray a blind superhero in a red leather unitard."
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"...living in obscurity..."
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"Let me know when you're ready to come to the bargaining table."
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"Fight the power."
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"You look good, man."
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"Yeah, I went up and visited your brother last week."
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"It's been a while, man. What are you doing here?"
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"Yeah, you know, her mom said she was working out here in Newport..."
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"So she..."
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"I don't know, I just..."
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"Eddie has his own place, he's a foreman at work and isn't a screwup like his friends."
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"- All good reasons to marry him. - And he loves me."
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"Upstairs alone? I'm afraid I'd have to file a grievance with the union."
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"You're offering yourself for $ 10 a pop at a kissing booth."
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"...you wouldn't be considered a scab... - Summer, don't say "scab.""
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"If you didn't have to do anything."
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"We're both adults. Our lives are full of responsibilities, difficulties."
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"Well, isn't this romantic."
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"We should be able to come to some arrangement..."
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"...where we both get from a relationship what we want."
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"...no compliments, no commitments..."
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"He spends most of his time out of the office..."
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"I'm sure Shaun can be persuasive when he needs to be."
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"Convincing-argument persuasive, or baseball-bat persuasive?"
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"If you don't wanna help him, I understand. I didn't think you'd do it in the first place."
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"Is the silverware in the drawer or...?"
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"What's going on? Don't say "nothing," because it's not nothing. It's something."
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"What we have here is our very own telenovela."
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"- Telenovela? - Yeah. Spanish-language soap opera."
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"Previously on The Valley:"
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"- Theresa. - And you're okay with that?"
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"It's just high school."
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"- Or at least we're trying to be. - Look, at the risk of embarrassing you..."
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"...you and Ryan..."
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"...never friends. - So I've been told."
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"Not this one. Don't you have anything that doesn't involve me falling down?"
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"...and Ryan has this thing about heights... - I'll get it."
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"Excuse me."
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