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Clips from The O.C. - The Shower (S01E01)

"That would've required you to speak to me."
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"- Then you took off without calling? - Like when you left Chino."
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"You know what we haven't done in a while?"
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"- Two weeks. - Wow, they're really doing it."
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"An unfortunate image just leapt in my mind."
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"Generous. Well, either that or he's in love and delusional..."
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"Hey, how's Marissa dealing with her new stepdad?"
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"- She's in the wedding. She agreed to that. - And you two?"
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"You... What, are you back to...?"
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"Well, now that we've got your love life straightened out..."
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"...and untangle this incestuous web I like to call..."
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"Yeah, enjoy. She's gonna be your stepmom."
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"Seth, my head is spinning."
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"- Hello. - Hi."
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"Oh, hey there. How are you? Let me get him for you."
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"I was wondering if maybe we could meet."
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"I picked up some catering shifts at the Balboa Bakery."
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"- And, Mr. Cohen, one more thing. - Yeah."
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"You got it."
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"...to plan a spectacular wedding in only two weeks."
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"Mr. Lasser, could you repeat that?"
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"I have a caterer who refuses to serve beef."
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"- How can I help? - Normally, I would never bother you."
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"Well, I was thinking Marissa."
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"Caleb's convinced he can get her to help, and he's made all the arrangements..."
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"...to have it at the club."
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"A couples shower?"
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"That was a message from Caleb saying that per our arrangement..."
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"- Today. - if you don't want to throw this shower..."
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"...then don't. Stand your ground. - Standing my ground isn't my strong suit."
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"- That's true. - Pac-Man. Rematch?"
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"They're playing video games. It's not a Mandy Moore movie."
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"She's supposed to be crying and he's supposed to be brooding."
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"- That's how it works. - Hello?"
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"No, you are. No, you."
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"I thought you were made in a lab or hatched in a pod."
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"We haven't done a family meet-and-greet."
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"I know we haven't which is odd, considering that you've met my dad..."
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"Well, my stepmom's at Canyon Ranch."
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"She has anxiety issues."
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"So?"
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"- We can go to lunch with my dad. - Nice."
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"We'll do lunch. But your dad's not going to need a menu..."
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"...because he's gonna be eating out of the palm of my hand."
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"The palm of my hand, Summer."
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"He lost his job and his apartment."
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"It's complicated."
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"I know, it should be simple."
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"It's never simple."
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"I just need to know, you know..."
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"Not if you gotta ask these kinds of questions."
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"So, you, me, my dad, lunch tomorrow at the club."
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"- You know he's not 75, right? - I do know that..."
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"...but male bonding's a very old-school activity."
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"Order steak. He thinks greens are effeminate."
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"Celery's gay, got it. What else you got? I want to prep..."
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"...make sure I lock into some witty anecdotes, my A material."
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"What do you guys talk about?"
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"- You? - Yeah, it's like our common interest."
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"We should go to the bedroom."
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"Oh, but Marissa, she's gonna be home soon."
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"I'm sorry. I'm sorry about all this sneaking around."
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"Dad. Hailey?"
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"Hailey was just over to help me fix my..."
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"Remember it was leaking? And, you know, she's an expert on plumbing."
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"- I should go. - Okay."
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"But thank you."
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"Look, I wanted to talk to you about it. I did, but l..."
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"Dad, I'm fine with it."
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"I mean, like, seriously okay."
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"Isn't that great?"
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"Well, actually, Marissa, it will go well. Do you know why?"
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"At least you gave her someone to talk to..."
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"What about Ryan? He must be beside himself."
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"You wouldn't know it from looking at him."
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"He'd go back to Chino and beat the daylights out of Eddie."
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"Nothing."
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"Nothing. Okay."
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"Yeah, I've got so much experience being introduced to my girlfriend's parents."
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"- Sounds like a smart man. - I have to fool him."
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"Do you understand? I have to spin an elaborate web of lies..."
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"...and here I am throwing her a party. - It'll be fine. Just take the high road."
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"Thanks for coming."
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"Well, then I'll let you get to it."
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"Well, there's always Aunt Cindy."
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"Yeah."
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"He's up to something."
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"Either that or he's on some serious painkillers."
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"I'm happy for you."
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"I thought we'd be rescued by meat loaf and dirty martinis."
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"Now you've got time for work."
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"That's what I was trying to get away from."
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"- She drove us to Anaheim to scalp tickets. - I can't believe she was into heavy metal."
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"Sure, if you call once every seven years often."
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"Look, I'll hand it to you straight. I was shocked she wanted me here."
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"Marissa, can I talk to you in...?"
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"Oh, hi. I'm so sorry, I don't mean to interrupt, but..."
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"...holiday cheer, I'm hoarding all of them or anything."
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"...I believe the comic book is a legitimate art form. Frank Miller's Sin City..."
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"I mean, combines sort of the storytelling panache of, like, a Stan Lee..."
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"It's probably too inside for you. You're probably a fan of the classics. Superman?"
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"- Yes, she is. - I think she's so full of vim and vigor."
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"Would you say it's vim or vigor?"
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"...I'm just saying that I think you've been extraordinarily blessed with vim."
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"- And vigor too, sir. - What do you say we order?"
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"Hailey?"
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"What if it isn't the right time..."
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"Know what I'm saying? The timing's wrong."
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"Did you see the look on my mom's face?"
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"- Let me check on that. - Thanks."
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"Oh, my God, this is amazing. You've got to try this."
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"Theresa, what happened?"
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"You weren't supposed to know I was here. I guess Sandy told you anyway."
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"I want to pay Eddie a visit, knock some sense into him."
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"Why don't you call her and invite her over."
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"How? Go to Chino? See Eddie?"
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"Land in the hospital or jail or worse? Theresa was protecting you."
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"...she's less likely to go back to him."
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"Didn't clock that."
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"Right."
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