Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from The O.C. - The Chrismukkah Bar Mitz-vahkkah (S03E03)

"I think I'm in love with you."
The O.C.
"Nope."
The O.C.
"What does every Christian kid want?"
The O.C.
"- Easy. A bar mitzvah. - I've never wanted one."
The O.C.
"Well, that's just because you don't know better."
The O.C.
"You've brought some "Chris" to the Cohens..."
The O.C.
"...but I think you could use a little "mukkah.""
The O.C.
"That's tough talk from a guy who eats a lot of bagels."
The O.C.
"Johnny? Johnny who? "Johnny Harper" Johnny?"
The O.C.
"I don't know, Cooper Scooper."
The O.C.
"- The whole Johnny thing? - There is no Johnny thing."
The O.C.
"Hey. So we found a great tree for Johnny's house."
The O.C.
"Did you, now?"
The O.C.
"- Hey. - Oh, hey, Marissa."
The O.C.
"If you're looking for Johnny, it's not the best time."
The O.C.
"- Hey, guys. - A little something for the holidays."
The O.C.
"Thanks. That's really nice of you guys."
The O.C.
"- That is nice. Here, let me. - Yeah."
The O.C.
"- Sorry, man. - No, it's cool. You know."
The O.C.
"I was kind of getting sick of surfing anyways."
The O.C.
"- I'll see you. - Yeah."
The O.C.
"Hey. I tell you, the air is crisp. It must be 70 degrees out there."
The O.C.
"- The kids are not back yet with the tree? - Oh, not yet. Seth said they'll be a while."
The O.C.
"All the Chrismukkah trimmings."
The O.C.
"Well, you got your business with Julie."
The O.C.
"If you wanna feel better about your life..."
The O.C.
"No. I know."
The O.C.
"Stupid."
The O.C.
"- How much can surgery be? - It's a few grand at least."
The O.C.
"- Holy crap, that's it. - What's it?"
The O.C.
"This won't be an ordinary bar mitzvah. Know what this will be?"
The O.C.
"And then we can spend it on Johnny's surgery."
The O.C.
"You chant. And hell, yes."
The O.C.
"You can 't make a penalty and gain by it in terms of..."
The O.C.
"I'm beyond awful."
The O.C.
"- Julie, what are you gonna do? - I'm gonna let her have her fun."
The O.C.
"And I will be miserable."
The O.C.
"Guys, we understand that Dixon will be in in the next two or three laps."
The O.C.
"Hello. Hi. How are you?"
The O.C.
"Plus, the Angels won. Looking pretty good this year."
The O.C.
"Baseball season ended months ago, Seth."
The O.C.
"Yes? No? It's good. It's bad. It's bad... It's a bad time for the market."
The O.C.
"Cohen, why don't you go comb Princess Sparkle's tail."
The O.C.
"Your stepmother? She's out of town."
The O.C.
"She's meeting with the maharishi in New Delhi."
The O.C.
"She wants to get centered for the New Year."
The O.C.
"Well, we have each other. And I've got a ton of work."
The O.C.
"- Hey, man. - Hey."
The O.C.
"- We'll raise the money. - So I'm like a charity case now."
The O.C.
"No. It's not like that."
The O.C.
"We're trying to help."
The O.C.
"I appreciate that, but I've always taken care of myself."
The O.C.
"I should probably lay down. My knee's killing me."
The O.C.
"That was fun for the entire 13-year-old population of Orange County..."
The O.C.
"He doesn't wanna be our charity case."
The O.C.
"He was pretty upset yesterday, but he'd just gotten the news."
The O.C.
"All right. Meet you at the diner."
The O.C.
"Well, you gotta be Jewish to be bar mitzvahed."
The O.C.
"What's your problem, Johnny?"
The O.C.
"I'm sorry. I gotta take this."
The O.C.
"Hey, man. Actually, it's... It's not a good time."
The O.C.
"Yeah, sure, I can meet you."
The O.C.
"- But also the most photographed. - Is there a videotape too?"
The O.C.
"My archery award from Camp Takahoe..."
The O.C.
"There we go."
The O.C.
"- I don't know if I can do this. - It'll be over before you know it."
The O.C.
"- That song's Jewish? - It might as well be."
The O.C.
"It's a staple of every bar mitzvah. You and your friends..."
The O.C.
"I thought all the kids went to Luke's party."
The O.C.
"Hey. No slacking with the lady, okay?"
The O.C.
"And humiliate myself in front of the whole town."
The O.C.
"Julie, this is just what we need..."
The O.C.
"A bar mitz-vahkkah, which sounds delightful."
The O.C.
"Seth is one of a kind. But how's this gonna work?"
The O.C.
"I'm head of Plastic Surgery and I'm on the board."
The O.C.
"It's for your friends."
The O.C.
"She R.S. V.P. 'd."
The O.C.
"Jews don't believe in saints, just really good standup comics."
The O.C.
"Are you okay?"
The O.C.
"It was gonna change my life."
The O.C.
"Well, that can still happen."
The O.C.
"I know I've made things weird, but sometimes..."
The O.C.
"- Very high-grade. It's level five. - What's the problem?"
The O.C.
"What, you're quitting?"
The O.C.
"This is bad news."
The O.C.
"This is gonna be the best Chrismukkah ever."
The O.C.
"That was remarkable timing by Mom right there."
The O.C.
"Oy, humbug."
The O.C.
"If it's dry, say goodbye."
The O.C.
"She just didn't like it here with me, I guess."
The O.C.
"I think that was the worst day of my life."
The O.C.
"...to some other engagement."
The O.C.
"Your stepmother, she's very sweet on you."
The O.C.
"That's because she's medicated."
The O.C.
"I'm sorry."
The O.C.
"Me too."
The O.C.
"Yeah, can I help?"
The O.C.
"You already have."
The O.C.
"- Hey. Thanks for meeting me. - Of course..."
The O.C.
"...after last night. You really talked me off the ledge."
The O.C.
"Look, I thought we just made peace. I told you, I'm taking care of things."
The O.C.
"What does that mean?"
The O.C.
"It means don't ask questions you don't want answers to."
The O.C.
"Let's just leave it at that, okay?"
The O.C.
"I don't really feel like talking."
The O.C.
"Like I had mine when I didn't want you to do this."
The O.C.
"- Sorry to let you down. - It's not just me."
The O.C.
"And your friend Johnny, who, whatever he's done..."
The O.C.
"That'd be missing the point."
The O.C.
"Not that you aren't one already..."
The O.C.
"That's because, Ryan Atwood, you're a mensch."
The O.C.
"Yeah, right, well. Yeah. I just felt like telling overdressed..."
The O.C.
"Well, I haven't heard you use that one before."
The O.C.
"He's in bad shape."
The O.C.
"- I'm worried about him. - Well, I'm starting to be too."
The O.C.
"I don't have feelings for Johnny. I'm just worried about him."
The O.C.
"I think he might be up to something dangerous."
The O.C.
"- What do you think it is? - I don't know. I mean, dealing drugs?"
The O.C.
"We're just so close to helping him."
The O.C.
"So how's Johnny doing?"
The O.C.
Show more clips