Clips from Rutherford Falls - Adirondack S3 (S02E02)

TV Series 2021 –2022 Season 2, Episode 5 30 min ★ 6.7/10 (3,378 ratings) 630 clips

Comedy

Episodes from this show

Title	Season	Episode
Pilot	1	1
Buckheart Lodge	1	2
Aunt Ida's 90th Birthday	1	3
Terry Thomas	1	4
History Fair	1	5
Negotiations	1	6
Rutherford Inc.	1	7
Skoden	1	8
Stoodis	1	9

Title	Season	Episode
D'Angelos	1	10
White Man in the Cupboard	2	1
The New Curator	2	2
Aunt Sue	2	3
Land Back	2	4
Adirondack S3	2	5
Halloween	2	6
Firefighters Pancake Breakfast	2	7
Election	2	8

"* I look at this life *"

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"* I only want me and you *"

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"* My heart dreams *"

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"* My heart dreams *"

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"* My heart dreams *"

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"* My heart dreams *"

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"* *"

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"[ominous music]"

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"* *"

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"[yelling, thudding]"

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"[dramatic music]"

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"- I won't let you do this."

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"This is Chief Nightpipe's land."

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"- Last I checked, his name wasn't on the deed, Remington."

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"- You white men think a piece of paper means"

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"you can own Mother Earth."

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"- That's right. To you,"

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"the forest on his land are just a bunch of trees,"

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"but to his people, those are his grandfathers"

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"and grandmothers."

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"They lead him along the Red Road,"

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"and they're not for sale, Holt."

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"God damn it, they're not for sale."

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"- I guess Nightpipe Junior didn't get the memo."

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"We just agreed to terms."

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"He's rich, and the land is mine."

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"- What have you done, my son?"

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"The ancestors are crying."

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"- I had no other choice. - You monster."

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"After all we've done to erase these people."

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"Can't you see?"

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"They're noble keepers of the land."

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"- If you have anything more to say,"

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"I suggest you lawyer up."

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"- He already has."

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"[dramatic music]"

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"* *"

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"[eagle cries]"

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"- Ugh."

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"This is so offensive and dumb."

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"Like, I will truly never understand"

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"why people love this show,"

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"why Indians love this show!"

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"Wait, why are we watching this show?"

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"- The producers of "Adirondack,""

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"a show with a 90% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes,"

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"have contacted the Minishonka Nation,"

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"asking for our guidance on one of their episodes."

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"First, we offer them script notes."

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"Then we say, "Why don't you shoot the next season"

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"on our rez, spend some of that sweet location budget here?""

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"And then, before you know it,"

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"everyone wants to film here,"

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"and the all-Native "Pitch Perfect 7""

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"gets shot in this casino."

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"- Weird dream, but this affects me how?"

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"- Pack your bags."

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"You and I will travel to New York City"

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"to work on season three of "Adirondack.""

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"We're gonna be cultural consultants."

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"- [groans loudly]"

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"Well, now my ancestors are crying."

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"[upbeat music]"

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"* *"

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"- So Deirdre is due in six months."

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"I really want to be prepared,"

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"so I've already read "Happiest Baby on the Block""

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"and "What to Expect When You're Expecting.""

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"- Isn't that last one for pregnant mothers?"

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"- Yes, and, Reegs, the female body, oh, my God."

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"What you guys go through is heroic."

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"- Oh. - A little gross,"

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"but mainly heroic."

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"- Maybe let Deirdre do the "birds and the bees" talk"

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"when the kid gets older? - No way."

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"They're gonna learn about sex the same way I did:"

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"watching Cinemax with the sound off after Mom goes to bed."

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"- Nice. Thanks, Jeff."

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"- Speaking of prestige cable, how are you feeling"

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"about your "Adirondack" set visit?"

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"- Uh, not great."

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"You know, none of their Native stuff is accurate."

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"Rob Schneider is not Cayuga. - Yeah."

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"- And I did want to let you know that I am potentially,"

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"possibly, almost definitely"

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"gonna be seeing Josh while I'm in New York,"

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"so sorry, actually sorry? - You know what? It's fine."

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"Him ruining my life with that little podcast"

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"was actually good for me."

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"And there's no way to say that without sounding sarcastic..."

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"- Yeah. - But it's true."

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"By the way, I thought things were going great with Nelson."

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"- Oh, yeah. Josh and I are"

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"strictly buds, like, totally over it."

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"And things are going great with Nelson."

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"In fact, he texted me the cutest thing today."

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"Check it out."

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"- "You left your jacket at work.""

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"- I mean, you have to imagine it in his voice."

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"- Yeah, yeah. Jeff!"

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"You got new coffee sleeves."

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"- Yeah, this is huge for me."

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"- What does it say?"

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"- Feather Day is pulling out all the stops,"

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"I mean, this morning, I found one of her fliers in my bagel."

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"See?"

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"- Oh, wow."

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"I mean, she just has so much money."

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"How are Bobbie and I supposed to compete with all this?"

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"- Ugh. Wish I could help,"

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"but I'll be on a set in New York,"

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"explaining that a Native man in 2022"

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"would not wear a loincloth to his office job."

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"- Hey, wait a minute. That's it."

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"That's how I can raise some funds for the campaign."

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"I'll go to New York, too, hit up Rutherford, Inc."

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"They'll want to support Bobbie if it means"

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"protecting their namesake, right?"

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"- Yeah. [trash can beeps]"

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"- Vote for Feather Day,"

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