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Clips from Rutherford Falls - Negotiations (S01E01)

TV Series 2021–2022 Season 1, Episode 6 30 min ★ 6.7/10 (3,378 ratings) 699 clips
Comedy
- Everyone thinks Big Larry's in the wrong place.
"- Everyone thinks Big Larry's in the wrong place."
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He's not.
"He's not."
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The road is.
"The road is."
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Therefore, the town shall construct a traffic tunnel
"Therefore, the town shall construct a traffic tunnel"
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running underneath the statue,
"running underneath the statue,"
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like so.
"like so."
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[quizzical music]
"[quizzical music]"
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"* *"
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- Yeah, no.
"- Yeah, no."
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- Give me one good reason this isn't totally awesome.
"- Give me one good reason this isn't totally awesome."
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- Everyone agrees that we should just
"- Everyone agrees that we should just"
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move the statue, Nathan.
"move the statue, Nathan."
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And don't you have bigger things to worry about
"And don't you have bigger things to worry about"
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right now?
"right now?"
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- Man, you Chisenhalls just love
"- Man, you Chisenhalls just love"
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sticking it to the Rutherfords, don't you?
"sticking it to the Rutherfords, don't you?"
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All right, tell you what.
"All right, tell you what."
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We'll regroup, and we'll be back
"We'll regroup, and we'll be back"
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next Tuesday at our regular session.
"next Tuesday at our regular session."
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- Does noon still work for you?
"- Does noon still work for you?"
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- No! We don't have a regular session.
"- No! We don't have a regular session."
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You two birdbrains just show up every week
"You two birdbrains just show up every week"
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unannounced on my lunch break.
"unannounced on my lunch break."
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- Look, this took me 16 hours to build,
"- Look, this took me 16 hours to build,"
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so just maybe play with it.
"so just maybe play with it."
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The cars are really fun. It might grow on you.
"The cars are really fun. It might grow on you."
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- Bye, Nathan. - Okay.
"- Bye, Nathan. - Okay."
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[upbeat music]
"[upbeat music]"
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"* *"
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[light acoustic music]
"[light acoustic music]"
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"* *"
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- Josh, hi.
"- Josh, hi."
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What are you doing--hi.
"What are you doing--hi."
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- Hi. I was just talking to some locals
"- Hi. I was just talking to some locals"
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and getting some casino ambience
"and getting some casino ambience"
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for my podcast.
"for my podcast."
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- Oh.
"- Oh."
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- Also, I just wanted to see you again.
"- Also, I just wanted to see you again."
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So I got you an oat milk latte
"So I got you an oat milk latte"
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- Wow.
"- Wow."
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You remembered that I'm lactose intolerant.
"You remembered that I'm lactose intolerant."
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Thank you.
"Thank you."
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Also, you don't have to do that thing
"Also, you don't have to do that thing"
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that guys do where they're like,
"that guys do where they're like,"
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checking up on you after sex
"checking up on you after sex"
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because they feel obligated.
"because they feel obligated."
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- Um, I'm not doing that. - Oh.
"- Um, I'm not doing that. - Oh."
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- Also, I don't think anyone's ever done that?
"- Also, I don't think anyone's ever done that?"
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- Really? - Excuse me, sir.
"- Really? - Excuse me, sir."
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Is this sad lady bothering you? - What?
"Is this sad lady bothering you? - What?"
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- Are you lost? Looking for the men's room?
"- Are you lost? Looking for the men's room?"
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Is that why you're talking to her?
"Is that why you're talking to her?"
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- You don't have to lower yourself this way.
"- You don't have to lower yourself this way."
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I'll take you from here.
"I'll take you from here."
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- Okay, enough. Josh, this is Wayne and Sally.
"- Okay, enough. Josh, this is Wayne and Sally."
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They are terrible. - Nice to meet you?
"They are terrible. - Nice to meet you?"
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- Well, that's some way to talk to the only two people
"- Well, that's some way to talk to the only two people"
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that ever visit this dump.
"that ever visit this dump."
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- It's not a dump.
"- It's not a dump."
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- Yeah, it's more of an empty void.
"- Yeah, it's more of an empty void."
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- Mm, the only Minishonka artifacts in here
"- Mm, the only Minishonka artifacts in here"
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are that basket and those bangs.
"are that basket and those bangs."
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- [laughs]
"- [laughs]"
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- Okay, well what are you guys doing to help?
"- Okay, well what are you guys doing to help?"
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I tried to meet with Sally's aunt
"I tried to meet with Sally's aunt"
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and you gave me the phone number to the Pentagon.
"and you gave me the phone number to the Pentagon."
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- Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.
"- Oh, yeah, I forgot about that."
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- It's super easy to drag me-- I get it--
"- It's super easy to drag me-- I get it--"
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but seriously, what are you two doing for our people?
"but seriously, what are you two doing for our people?"
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- No, you're right.
"- No, you're right."
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It's super easy to drag you.
"It's super easy to drag you."
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- It's a big part of the appeal.
"- It's a big part of the appeal."
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Plus, we quit smoking, and...
"Plus, we quit smoking, and..."
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together: Gotta have something.
"together: Gotta have something."
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- I think the bangs work.
"- I think the bangs work."
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- Thank you. Aw. - Yeah.
"- Thank you. Aw. - Yeah."
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- What is the move to sway Deirdre?
"- What is the move to sway Deirdre?"
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- We hack her phone and blackmail her
"- We hack her phone and blackmail her"
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with whatever dirt we find.
"with whatever dirt we find."
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- Bobbie, love your passion,
"- Bobbie, love your passion,"
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but you can't always go to blackmail.
"but you can't always go to blackmail."
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All right?
"All right?"
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It scares me how often you draw from that well.
"It scares me how often you draw from that well."
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- I'm a product of the times.
"- I'm a product of the times."
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- Hey, Kaitlyn.
"- Hey, Kaitlyn."
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To what do we owe this delight?
"To what do we owe this delight?"
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- Terry Thomas just named our company
"- Terry Thomas just named our company"
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in a lawsuit brought by the Minishonka Nation.
"in a lawsuit brought by the Minishonka Nation."
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- Wow. So he's really poking the bear?
"- Wow. So he's really poking the bear?"
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He's gonna regret not taking that popcorn.
"He's gonna regret not taking that popcorn."
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- You offered him...
"- You offered him..."
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Never mind. I don't want to know.
"Never mind. I don't want to know."
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Nathan, listen. Your name is all over this lawsuit.
"Nathan, listen. Your name is all over this lawsuit."
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His lawyer cited you as an employee of the company.
"His lawyer cited you as an employee of the company."
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- Well, yeah, I mean, I'm on the board.
"- Well, yeah, I mean, I'm on the board."
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- As a ceremonial gesture.
"- As a ceremonial gesture."
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Sort of like how we have the town's image
"Sort of like how we have the town's image"
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on all of our products, but no one who works here
"on all of our products, but no one who works here"
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has ever been there.
"has ever been there."
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- Well, I work there, and I've been here a lot.
"- Well, I work there, and I've been here a lot."
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- Okay, do you have any idea
"- Okay, do you have any idea"
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how much other crap I'm dealing with?
"how much other crap I'm dealing with?"
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The Cuyahoga River is glowing from factory runoff.
"The Cuyahoga River is glowing from factory runoff."
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I mean, it's Cleveland, so nobody cares.
"I mean, it's Cleveland, so nobody cares."
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I never said that.
"I never said that."
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- Hi, Kaitlyn. Bobbie Yang here.
"- Hi, Kaitlyn. Bobbie Yang here."
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Um, bioluminescence is actually a natural phenomenon,
"Um, bioluminescence is actually a natural phenomenon,"
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maybe you could blame it on that?
"maybe you could blame it on that?"
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- Hm, that's pretty good.
"- Hm, that's pretty good."
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Okay, we're sending legal counsel
"Okay, we're sending legal counsel"
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from the firm Quinn & Hall.
"from the firm Quinn & Hall."
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Nathan, I need you to do exactly what they say
"Nathan, I need you to do exactly what they say"
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and nothing else.
"and nothing else."
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- I hear you loud and clear, my fearless--
"- I hear you loud and clear, my fearless--"
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and, huh, signal dropped or something.
"and, huh, signal dropped or something."
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All right, you heard Kaitlyn.
"All right, you heard Kaitlyn."
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We have mere hours to turn the museum into a war room.
"We have mere hours to turn the museum into a war room."
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Write this down.
"Write this down."
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All right, gonna need four dozen bagels,
"All right, gonna need four dozen bagels,"
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two pints of cream cheese, low-fat--these are city people.
"two pints of cream cheese, low-fat--these are city people."
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