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Clips from Rutherford Falls - The New Curator (S02E02)

TV Series 2021–2022 Season 2, Episode 2 30 min ★ 6.7/10 (3,378 ratings) 607 clips
Comedy
- I got the last turkey legs from Ye Olde Smoked Meats.
"- I got the last turkey legs from Ye Olde Smoked Meats."
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We're gonna get sick of quasi-colonial food eventually,
"We're gonna get sick of quasi-colonial food eventually,"
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but not today, baby.
"but not today, baby."
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- You know, hiding in an attic
"- You know, hiding in an attic"
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really makes you miss hot food and bathrooms.
"really makes you miss hot food and bathrooms."
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- You've missed so much.
"- You've missed so much."
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The town's revamp. My 18th birthday.
"The town's revamp. My 18th birthday."
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- Well, I did send you that Cameo
"- Well, I did send you that Cameo"
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from Olivia Rodrigo's horse.
"from Olivia Rodrigo's horse."
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- That was you? - Yeah.
"- That was you? - Yeah."
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- That horse did not phone it in.
"- That horse did not phone it in."
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I love an animal who knows her angles.
"I love an animal who knows her angles."
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- Agreed.
"- Agreed."
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Reegs, I finally took the official museum tour.
"Reegs, I finally took the official museum tour."
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It's amazing. You should be really proud.
"It's amazing. You should be really proud."
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- Thank you. Well, it's just the beginning.
"- Thank you. Well, it's just the beginning."
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I am interviewing co-curators today.
"I am interviewing co-curators today."
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- Nice. - Lean in, queen.
"- Nice. - Lean in, queen."
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Gaslight those hoes. Nathan, welcome home.
"Gaslight those hoes. Nathan, welcome home."
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- Nice to see you, Ms. Fish.
"- Nice to see you, Ms. Fish."
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- So you're happy to see me? Okay.
"- So you're happy to see me? Okay."
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- Oh! It's--it's a platitude.
"- Oh! It's--it's a platitude."
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- I listened to that podcast about you, in bed, on a loop.
"- I listened to that podcast about you, in bed, on a loop."
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Then I started a subreddit and there's, like, five of us
"Then I started a subreddit and there's, like, five of us"
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who are obsessed. - Hmm.
"who are obsessed. - Hmm."
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- I just kept thinking about you wandering the country.
"- I just kept thinking about you wandering the country."
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Humiliated. Desperate for human touch.
"Humiliated. Desperate for human touch."
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- Oh!
"- Oh!"
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Well, it's a podcast. Things get exaggerated.
"Well, it's a podcast. Things get exaggerated."
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I think we've all moved on.
"I think we've all moved on."
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- I have Josh's info if you wanna dox him.
"- I have Josh's info if you wanna dox him."
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- Well, I find that troubling.
"- Well, I find that troubling."
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Um, we should go. - Oh, really?
"Um, we should go. - Oh, really?"
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- I'm gonna get some napkins.
"- I'm gonna get some napkins."
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- Okay. - Yep.
"- Okay. - Yep."
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- I'll take some. - Oh, yeah.
"- I'll take some. - Oh, yeah."
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- Oh, this poor girl. - Yes.
"- Oh, this poor girl. - Yes."
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[upbeat music]
"[upbeat music]"
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"* *"
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- So Wayne and Sally,
"- So Wayne and Sally,"
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what would you say is your reason for being here?
"what would you say is your reason for being here?"
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- The interview. You finally twisted our arms.
"- The interview. You finally twisted our arms."
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We're willing to work for you.
"We're willing to work for you."
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- But only as a team. - Oh.
"- But only as a team. - Oh."
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- So why don't you begin by
"- So why don't you begin by"
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telling us a little about yourself?
"telling us a little about yourself?"
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- Sure, would love to.
"- Sure, would love to."
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I run a museum, and this is a waste of my time.
"I run a museum, and this is a waste of my time."
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- You're making a really bad first impression.
"- You're making a really bad first impression."
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Very unlikable.
"Very unlikable."
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- It's not a no, but you gotta turn things around quick.
"- It's not a no, but you gotta turn things around quick."
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- So Nelson, you went to Dartmouth for your undergrad
"- So Nelson, you went to Dartmouth for your undergrad"
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then did a dual graduate program at your tribal college?
"then did a dual graduate program at your tribal college?"
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- Museum and Library Sciences.
"- Museum and Library Sciences."
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I spent a lot of time working with my elders as well.
"I spent a lot of time working with my elders as well."
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You know, working with them
"You know, working with them"
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to help save my people's language.
"to help save my people's language."
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It was pretty beautiful.
"It was pretty beautiful."
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I ended up teaching them so much.
"I ended up teaching them so much."
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- Wow.
"- Wow."
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High-achiever type, huh?
"High-achiever type, huh?"
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- Look, I don't see preserving our traditional life ways
"- Look, I don't see preserving our traditional life ways"
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as any type of achievement.
"as any type of achievement."
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It's more of a cultural imperative.
"It's more of a cultural imperative."
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You know, this really should have a top.
"You know, this really should have a top."
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And the label here has two grammatical errors.
"And the label here has two grammatical errors."
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This is off-center, and your wattage on this--
"This is off-center, and your wattage on this--"
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- [clears throat] So nice to meet you, Nelson.
"- [clears throat] So nice to meet you, Nelson."
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Thank you so much for coming in.
"Thank you so much for coming in."
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I don't wanna take up too much of your time.
"I don't wanna take up too much of your time."
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- I've only been here for seven minutes.
"- I've only been here for seven minutes."
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- A very sacred number.
"- A very sacred number."
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As I'm sure you know.
"As I'm sure you know."
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It's never gonna happen.
"It's never gonna happen."
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- B-b-but rehab has left me a changed man. [chuckles]
"- B-b-but rehab has left me a changed man. [chuckles]"
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And I've severed my ties to Ithaca College.
"And I've severed my ties to Ithaca College."
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- You were fired for teaching class naked.
"- You were fired for teaching class naked."
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- Well, nude and naked are two different things.
"- Well, nude and naked are two different things."
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And quick question, may I live here?
"And quick question, may I live here?"
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[plucky bass music]
"[plucky bass music]"
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"* *"
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[knock at door]
"[knock at door]"
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- I asked not to be disturbed.
"- I asked not to be disturbed."
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- Ooh.
"- Ooh."
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[speaking Mohawk]
"[speaking Mohawk]"
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- I'm but a humble servant to our people.
"- I'm but a humble servant to our people."
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- In an $800 suit. - Purchased at Nordstrom Rack.
"- In an $800 suit. - Purchased at Nordstrom Rack."
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- Ooh, business is that bad, huh?
"- Ooh, business is that bad, huh?"
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- Ah, there it is. That Feather Day charm.
"- Ah, there it is. That Feather Day charm."
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Happy to see your opposition to our casino expansion
"Happy to see your opposition to our casino expansion"
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didn't keep you from barging in today.
"didn't keep you from barging in today."
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What can I do for you?
"What can I do for you?"
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- I am running for mayor of Rutherford Falls,
"- I am running for mayor of Rutherford Falls,"
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and I'd like your support.
"and I'd like your support."
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- Right, the special election. I read about that.
"- Right, the special election. I read about that."
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- We've had our differences,
"- We've had our differences,"
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but we both know that I can get this town back on track.
"but we both know that I can get this town back on track."
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- This town is profoundly on track.
"- This town is profoundly on track."
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Our projected growth is outstanding.
"Our projected growth is outstanding."
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We just need time.
"We just need time."
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- Well, I think that's a bunch of bullcrap.
"- Well, I think that's a bunch of bullcrap."
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I'm going to be mayor, Terry,
"I'm going to be mayor, Terry,"
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and I would rather roll with you than through you.
"and I would rather roll with you than through you."
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But either way, I'm rolling.
"But either way, I'm rolling."
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- Well, the casino can't take sides in these matters.
"- Well, the casino can't take sides in these matters."
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Bad for business. And I myself am not political.
"Bad for business. And I myself am not political."
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Unless you count voting ten times for Brooke Simpson
"Unless you count voting ten times for Brooke Simpson"
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on "America's Got Talent."
"on "America's Got Talent.""
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- [laughs] Only ten? - It's the max.
"- [laughs] Only ten? - It's the max."
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- Not if you use the website and the app.
"- Not if you use the website and the app."
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- Well, good luck on your campaign.
"- Well, good luck on your campaign."
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I'm sorry I can't be of more help.
"I'm sorry I can't be of more help."
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- [chuckles] Let me know when you change your mind.
"- [chuckles] Let me know when you change your mind."
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- [speaks Mohawk]
"- [speaks Mohawk]"
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- [speaking Mohawk]
"- [speaking Mohawk]"
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"* *"
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- It's been a couple of months, who are these grown women?
"- It's been a couple of months, who are these grown women?"
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- I know.
"- I know."
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Teenagers double in size every month, it's wild.
"Teenagers double in size every month, it's wild."
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They've been asking about you, Nate.
"They've been asking about you, Nate."
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