Clips from Rutherford Falls - Election (S02E02)

TV Series 2021 –2022 Season 2, Episode 8 30 min ★ 6.7/10 (3,378 ratings) 658 clips

Comedy

Episodes from this show

Title	Season	Episode
Pilot	1	1
Buckheart Lodge	1	2
Aunt Ida's 90th Birthday	1	3
Terry Thomas	1	4
History Fair	1	5
Negotiations	1	6
Rutherford Inc.	1	7
Skoden	1	8
Stoodis	1	9

Title	Season	Episode
D'Angelos	1	10
White Man in the Cupboard	2	1
The New Curator	2	2
Aunt Sue	2	3
Land Back	2	4
Adirondack S3	2	5
Halloween	2	6
Firefighters Pancake Breakfast	2	7
Election	2	8

"[Glass Animals' "Tangerine"]"

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"* *"

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"- * As cold as an old ice cream sandwich *"

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"* As focused as Mr. Miyagi *"

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"* You poke at your phone *"

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"* Posting aerial photos of you and your smoothie *"

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"* I can't keep on making you happy *"

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"* 'Cause you got issues with your daddy *"

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"* I miss ramen noodles *"

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"* And laughing at you and your gran in home movies *"

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"* But I wish I could show you more of yourself *"

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"* I wish I could make you somebody else *"

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"* But I left it way too late * - Come on."

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"This is a top-shelf fetus."

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"He should be in prenatal vitamin commercials."

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"- [gasps]"

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"Welcome to the world little Rutherford."

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"Right? After this election,"

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"my full focus is Deirdre and the baby."

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"- You two seem to be getting along really well."

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"- Yeah. We're really rocking"

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"this whole co-parenting thing, if I do say so myself."

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"[phone buzzes] And that's Deirdre"

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"calling and texting."

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"Hey, is everything okay?"

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"- No. I tried securing Peggy"

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"as my doula but she said she's booked."

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"You guys are friends, could you do something?"

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"- Yeah, of course. On it!"

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"Uh, quick Q,"

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"who is my friend Peggy?"

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"- Ms. Fish."

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"- Oh, right. [chuckles]"

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"Consider it done. - Thank you so much."

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"- [laughs]"

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"Who knew Ms. Fish was a doula?"

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"- Okay, burying the lede. Ms. Fish's first name is Peggy?"

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"- Literally the first time hearing any of this."

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"- Dang."

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"- You gotta come with me, by the way."

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"I am not safe alone with that woman."

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"- [chuckles] I wish,"

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"but I got to do land stuff."

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"Want to take my pocket mace?"

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"- [laughs] No."

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"Maybe."

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"[upbeat music]"

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"- Which is why we must"

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"relocate Rutherford Day Care."

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"So the burning fumes of the car crushing facility"

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"will no longer hurt our children's tiny,"

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"innocent nostrils and um..."

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"[bell dings] [groans]"

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"- That was your third "um.""

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"You also had six "likes""

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"and four "mms" which, let's be honest,"

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"is just an "um" in disguise."

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"- Is this really the best way to prep for a debate?"

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"I mean, what's next?"

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"Electric shocks and Swiss cheese?"

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"- This bell and the movie "Wall Street""

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"is how I mastered public speaking."

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"- It's okay. I need this."

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"Feather is gonna use every opportunity"

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"to try to knock me down. - Exactly."

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"Which is why we must play a hard offense."

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"We've compiled a list of Feather mistakes."

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"- Mm. - When it's time to strike,"

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"we want you to hit her with one of these."

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"- "Feather, you claim to offer Kiehl's shampoo in your gym,"

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"but I've heard rumors it's Garnier...Fructis.""

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"- Okay, well, she frequently says, "irregardless,""

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"which is not a word."

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"- While I adore you both,"

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"we won't win this debate with second-rate mom gossip."

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"- When you're in a fight to the death,"

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"you don't complain about the quality of your knife."

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"You just start stabbing."

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"- Okay, a brutal metaphor, but Terry's exactly right."

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"- Well, I say we just keep acting unbothered"

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"by Feather's shenannies"

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"that way, we'll be the, um..."

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"[bell dings]"

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"[groans] Fine."

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"I'll do your plan. We just gotta"

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"set some ground rules on when to use that bell."

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"- * This land is my land, this land is my land *"

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"* It's gonna be my land *"

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"* Because it's my land *"

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"[hums]"

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"- Is this gonna be a whole day kind of thing?"

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"- When we're in the new house, I'm gonna be hitting"

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"all the high notes the entire time we're painting"

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"the walls and arguing about how to organize the kitchen."

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"- You cannot stack bowls on top of plates."

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"All right? The bowls have their place"

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"in this world just like ev--"

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"Yeah, sorry."

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"We're not gonna have this argument again."

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"- No."

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"- But Reags, this application is spotless."

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"- Really?"

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"[groans] What if we don't get it?"

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"Like, what if they tell us that--"

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"- Hey, hey."

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"We are going to get this land, and it is going to be great."

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"* *"

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"Reags, we need to talk."

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"- Are you breaking up with me?"

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"Wait, no, that's impossible. You are so into me."

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"- There's this elder back home, Bonnie Hopkins."

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"She's 94,"

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"she's one of our last fluent speakers,"

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"and...she's real sick."

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"- Oh, I'm so sorry."

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"- They want to record her and do some interviews,"

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"but Bonnie says that she only wants to talk to me."

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"- Old ladies do love you."

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"- I really want to be at this land appointment with you,"

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"but if I don't go..."

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