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Clips from Rutherford Falls - Halloween (S02E02)

TV Series 2021 –2022 Season 2, Episode 6 30 min ★ 6.7/10 (3,378 ratings) 622 clips
Comedy
- Cool.
"- Cool."
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- Real cool. - The coolest.
"- Real cool. - The coolest."
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- Ice cold, baby.
"- Ice cold, baby."
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- Right, can one of you just do it?
"- Right, can one of you just do it?"
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Ugh.
"Ugh."
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- [laughs] If you had just moved the statue
"- [laughs] If you had just moved the statue"
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or, better yet, taken it down,
"or, better yet, taken it down,"
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you'd still have your job and your dignity.
"you'd still have your job and your dignity."
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- Sure, but, uh, I mean, it's not really that simple.
"- Sure, but, uh, I mean, it's not really that simple."
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- And what was up with bragging about the first white baby?
"- And what was up with bragging about the first white baby?"
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- Oh, that was a great episode.
"- Oh, that was a great episode."
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The caucasity was astounding. - [laughs]
"The caucasity was astounding. - [laughs]"
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- So, in that episode, I was actually trying to cut, like...
"- So, in that episode, I was actually trying to cut, like..."
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Yeah, but, I mean, hey.
"Yeah, but, I mean, hey."
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What can I say? I'm a boob.
"What can I say? I'm a boob."
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- I mean, imagine how we felt
"- I mean, imagine how we felt"
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when we found out that our daughter
"when we found out that our daughter"
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is having "pop" corn guy's baby.
"is having "pop" corn guy's baby."
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- [laughs]
"- [laughs]"
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Isn't there a German word for secondhand embarrassment?
"Isn't there a German word for secondhand embarrassment?"
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- Fremdschamen.
"- Fremdschamen."
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- Yes. - Okay.
"- Yes. - Okay."
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But since then, Nathan's been trying to make things right.
"But since then, Nathan's been trying to make things right."
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- How? By hiding from his responsibilities?
"- How? By hiding from his responsibilities?"
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[soft dramatic music]
"[soft dramatic music]"
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- Okay...
"- Okay..."
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the truth is, Nathan's not a deadbeat,
"the truth is, Nathan's not a deadbeat,"
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and he is not the guy the podcast made him out to be.
"and he is not the guy the podcast made him out to be."
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He's a good guy.
"He's a good guy."
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We're not together by my choice,
"We're not together by my choice,"
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and I didn't want to hear your opinions on that.
"and I didn't want to hear your opinions on that."
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But here we are. So go ahead.
"But here we are. So go ahead."
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Lay 'em on me.
"Lay 'em on me."
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* *
"* *"
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- Dee-Dee, we support you.
"- Dee-Dee, we support you."
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- You do? - Yes.
"- You do? - Yes."
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- You've always done things your own way,
"- You've always done things your own way,"
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but you've always come out on top.
"but you've always come out on top."
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- Did you just support and compliment me?
"- Did you just support and compliment me?"
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[laughs] Nathan, I'm glad you're here to be a witness.
"[laughs] Nathan, I'm glad you're here to be a witness."
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- Stop. We are not that bad.
"- Stop. We are not that bad."
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- Eh... - And even with a baby,
"- Eh... - And even with a baby,"
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you can still meet someone at your level.
"you can still meet someone at your level."
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No offense. - Are you sure about that?
"No offense. - Are you sure about that?"
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- Whether it's alone, or with this lost clown,
"- Whether it's alone, or with this lost clown,"
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how you raise your child is your choice.
"how you raise your child is your choice."
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- Besides, nowadays everyone is doing their own thing.
"- Besides, nowadays everyone is doing their own thing."
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I read in "Parade" magazine
"I read in "Parade" magazine"
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that Shonda Rhimes has kids without a husband.
"that Shonda Rhimes has kids without a husband."
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- Right. - And nannies can be men now.
"- Right. - And nannies can be men now."
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They're call "mannies." That's so clever.
"They're call "mannies." That's so clever."
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- Mm.
"- Mm."
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[hip-hop music]
"[hip-hop music]"
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- Hey! Yous need to back up off my man.
"- Hey! Yous need to back up off my man."
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- Or what?
"- Or what?"
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- I haven't thought that part through yet.
"- I haven't thought that part through yet."
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- Face it-- you don't have what it takes
"- Face it-- you don't have what it takes"
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to keep a man like Nelson.
"to keep a man like Nelson."
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- You're not even tradish enough.
"- You're not even tradish enough."
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We've all seen your uneven beadwork.
"We've all seen your uneven beadwork."
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[women shriek, crowd gasps] - Oh, girl, no.
"[women shriek, crowd gasps] - Oh, girl, no."
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* *
"* *"
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[crowd ohs] - Oh, damn.
"[crowd ohs] - Oh, damn."
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Reagan's gonna die tonight.
"Reagan's gonna die tonight."
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- [laughs] Guys, I'm sorry.
"- [laughs] Guys, I'm sorry."
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This is totally stupid, right?
"This is totally stupid, right?"
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[grunts] What should I do?
"[grunts] What should I do?"
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- Fall on the ground and play dead.
"- Fall on the ground and play dead."
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- Ah, no, don't do that. It'll make it so much worse.
"- Ah, no, don't do that. It'll make it so much worse."
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- Yeah, you hit the ground, and it's over for you.
"- Yeah, you hit the ground, and it's over for you."
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- Nelson, we got to go now.
"- Nelson, we got to go now."
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- Just one more minute! - I only need 30 seconds!
"- Just one more minute! - I only need 30 seconds!"
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- I need ten seconds!
"- I need ten seconds!"
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[both shouting]
"[both shouting]"
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- [gasps] Oh, no.
"- [gasps] Oh, no."
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His phone must've died. His dot just disappeared.
"His phone must've died. His dot just disappeared."
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- [sighs] My contact at Rutherford PD
"- [sighs] My contact at Rutherford PD"
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doesn't have any updates.
"doesn't have any updates."
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- Of course you'd be friends with a cop, bootlicker.
"- Of course you'd be friends with a cop, bootlicker."
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- Excuse me? - Let me call my contact.
"- Excuse me? - Let me call my contact."
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[device beeps]
"[device beeps]"
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- Ow! [cell phone ringing]
"- Ow! [cell phone ringing]"
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- Hey, Terry. - Get away!
"- Hey, Terry. - Get away!"
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- I don't have much time. Reagan's in a rez fight.
"- I don't have much time. Reagan's in a rez fight."
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- Oh, tell her if she hits the ground, it's over.
"- Oh, tell her if she hits the ground, it's over."
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Listen, I need your help finding Jimmy.
"Listen, I need your help finding Jimmy."
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He was last seen--
"He was last seen--"
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- Found him. Emma just posted on her Finsta.
"- Found him. Emma just posted on her Finsta."
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They're in town holding bags of candy near Big Larry.
"They're in town holding bags of candy near Big Larry."
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Just texted you some screenshots.
"Just texted you some screenshots."
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Okay, got to go. - Back up!
"Okay, got to go. - Back up!"
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[woman gasps, crowd oohs] - Oh.
"[woman gasps, crowd oohs] - Oh."
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Cover your face.
"Cover your face."
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- Apparently they were actually just trick-or-treating.
"- Apparently they were actually just trick-or-treating."
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- [sighs]
"- [sighs]"
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How did we raise such dorks?
"How did we raise such dorks?"
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- Do you even want kids? You're a waste of a bloodline.
"- Do you even want kids? You're a waste of a bloodline."
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- Kids don't define women. You're being toxic!
"- Kids don't define women. You're being toxic!"
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[all grunting] - Yeah!
"[all grunting] - Yeah!"
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- I did it. I did a fight.
"- I did it. I did a fight."
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You guys win.
"You guys win."
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Listen, this is anti-feminist.
"Listen, this is anti-feminist."
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Haven't you ever heard of the Bechdel Test?
"Haven't you ever heard of the Bechdel Test?"
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- Do you always talk like a dictionary?
"- Do you always talk like a dictionary?"
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Fay, take care of her. - What?
"Fay, take care of her. - What?"
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- You don't know? She's an amateur MMA fighter.
"- You don't know? She's an amateur MMA fighter."
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- Nah, she's ranked.
"- Nah, she's ranked."
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- Oh. So that's your deal.
"- Oh. So that's your deal."
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Listen, matriarch to matriarch--
"Listen, matriarch to matriarch--"
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Oh!
"Oh!"
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[yelps, grunts] [crowd ohs]
"[yelps, grunts] [crowd ohs]"
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Oh, God. I'm okay.
"Oh, God. I'm okay."
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[laughter] [groans]
"[laughter] [groans]"
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[quirky music]
"[quirky music]"
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* *
"* *"
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- [sighs]
"- [sighs]"
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- This is actually kind of cute.
"- This is actually kind of cute."
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Oh.
"Oh."
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[cans rattling]
"[cans rattling]"
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- Oh, this isn't good.
"- Oh, this isn't good."
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