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Clips from HouseBroken - Who's Going to the Vet? (S01E01)

TV Series 2021 –2023 Season 1, Episode 7 21 min ★ 6.4/10 (2,502 ratings) 544 clips
Comedy Animation

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‐ Chief, what are you doing on Jill's bed?
"‐ Chief, what are you doing on Jill's bed?"
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We have to be invited. ‐ That's never been clear.
"We have to be invited. ‐ That's never been clear."
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‐ Yeah. Jill loves a loose boundary.
"‐ Yeah. Jill loves a loose boundary."
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‐ Besides, I peed on this bed a year ago,
"‐ Besides, I peed on this bed a year ago,"
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so it's technically mine.
"so it's technically mine."
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‐ What's in your mouth? ‐ Hmm?
"‐ What's in your mouth? ‐ Hmm?"
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‐ Chief‐y, what you got there? ‐ [groans]
"‐ Chief‐y, what you got there? ‐ [groans]"
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‐ Oh, no! You ate Jeremy?
"‐ Oh, no! You ate Jeremy?"
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‐ You mean Jill's closed‐door,
"‐ You mean Jill's closed‐door,"
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under‐the‐covers buzzing machine?
"under‐the‐covers buzzing machine?"
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‐ You can say vibrator.
"‐ You can say vibrator."
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It keeps her happy and independent.
"It keeps her happy and independent."
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‐ I know! Exactly! Like, I wanted some of that!
"‐ I know! Exactly! Like, I wanted some of that!"
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‐ Ah, it's broken.
"‐ Ah, it's broken."
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And there's a new "Property Brothers" on tonight!
"And there's a new "Property Brothers" on tonight!"
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‐ Oh, those dudes are so different.
"‐ Oh, those dudes are so different."
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‐ Oh, yeah, one sells property, and the other fixes it up.
"‐ Oh, yeah, one sells property, and the other fixes it up."
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You can tell from their clothes.
"You can tell from their clothes."
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‐ Yeah, I can tell them apart
"‐ Yeah, I can tell them apart"
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completely nude standing in front of a brick wall.
"completely nude standing in front of a brick wall."
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But, I mean, that's neither here nor there.
"But, I mean, that's neither here nor there."
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Ah, I should probably hide the evidence.
"Ah, I should probably hide the evidence."
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‐ Oh, no, Chief, I don't think you should‐‐
"‐ Oh, no, Chief, I don't think you should‐‐"
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‐ Ahh. Huh? [vibrator buzzes]
"‐ Ahh. Huh? [vibrator buzzes]"
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Okay, I get it. Whoa.
"Okay, I get it. Whoa."
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[chuckles]
"[chuckles]"
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[upbeat rock music]
"[upbeat rock music]"
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‐ ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff
"‐ ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff"
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♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪
"♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪"
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♪
"♪"
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♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff
"♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff"
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♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪
"♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪"
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♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff
"♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff"
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‐ ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ‐ ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow
"‐ ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ‐ ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow"
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‐ ♪ Ruff, ruff ‐ ♪ Meow, meow
"‐ ♪ Ruff, ruff ‐ ♪ Meow, meow"
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‐ ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ‐ ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow
"‐ ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ‐ ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow"
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‐ ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff ‐ ♪ Meow, meow, meow
"‐ ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff ‐ ♪ Meow, meow, meow"
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‐ ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ‐ ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow
"‐ ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ‐ ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow"
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[music crescendos]
"[music crescendos]"
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♪
"♪"
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‐ Look, I hear you. You don't like being chased.
"‐ Look, I hear you. You don't like being chased."
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But I also have needs in this relationship.
"But I also have needs in this relationship."
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‐ There is no relationship. I hate you.
"‐ There is no relationship. I hate you."
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‐ Well, screw you! ‐ Screw you, too!
"‐ Well, screw you! ‐ Screw you, too!"
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‐ Honey! I need you!
"‐ Honey! I need you!"
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‐ Okay, we'll pick this up later.
"‐ Okay, we'll pick this up later."
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‐ This isn't a game. I despise you!
"‐ This isn't a game. I despise you!"
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‐ Are you okay? Is Bubbles harassing you again?
"‐ Are you okay? Is Bubbles harassing you again?"
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‐ He parades around here wearing nothing but a collar,
"‐ He parades around here wearing nothing but a collar,"
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and I'm the one with HR on my ass?
"and I'm the one with HR on my ass?"
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‐ The real problem is that Jill's bedroom
"‐ The real problem is that Jill's bedroom"
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and sometimes bathroom robot is not sitting well.
"and sometimes bathroom robot is not sitting well."
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‐ Oh, no. Okay, well, I think Jill
"‐ Oh, no. Okay, well, I think Jill"
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needs to take you to the vet.
"needs to take you to the vet."
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‐ Honey, it will pass naturally.
"‐ Honey, it will pass naturally."
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All I need is a patch of grass, ray of sunshine, gentle breeze.
"All I need is a patch of grass, ray of sunshine, gentle breeze."
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‐ Aw, Chief, I'm sorry, but... Jill!
"‐ Aw, Chief, I'm sorry, but... Jill!"
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‐ Oh, no, no, not Jill! Not the vet!
"‐ Oh, no, no, not Jill! Not the vet!"
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‐ Hey, you brought me in here, what did you want me to do?
"‐ Hey, you brought me in here, what did you want me to do?"
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‐ I wanted you to give me a tummy nuzzle
"‐ I wanted you to give me a tummy nuzzle"
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or a cuddle puddle or a muzzle cubluble
"or a cuddle puddle or a muzzle cubluble"
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or a tubby rubby belly boop!
"or a tubby rubby belly boop!"
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‐ Guess what. I brought you some special treats.
"‐ Guess what. I brought you some special treats."
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They're right there‐‐mm‐hmm‐‐ in my backpack.
"They're right there‐‐mm‐hmm‐‐ in my backpack."
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Go on. Have some.
"Go on. Have some."
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‐ The last cat that fell for that
"‐ The last cat that fell for that"
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was never heard from again.
"was never heard from again."
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‐ You think I don't know a catnapping sack when I see it?
"‐ You think I don't know a catnapping sack when I see it?"
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‐ I don't need your help. ‐ Go ahead, pretty kitty.
"‐ I don't need your help. ‐ Go ahead, pretty kitty."
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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[screams]
"[screams]"
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‐ Oh, look at you‐‐ scared, anxious,
"‐ Oh, look at you‐‐ scared, anxious,"
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trapped in a cycle of compulsive eating
"trapped in a cycle of compulsive eating"
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and scary vet visits.
"and scary vet visits."
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‐ Don't forget the occasional dental floss
"‐ Don't forget the occasional dental floss"
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that has to be pulled from my rectum.
"that has to be pulled from my rectum."
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‐ I would never.
"‐ I would never."
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What if I told you it doesn't have to be this way?
"What if I told you it doesn't have to be this way?"
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‐ Go on...
"‐ Go on..."
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‐ I think you'd get a lot out of group.
"‐ I think you'd get a lot out of group."
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‐ Oh, God! I can't believe I fell for that!
"‐ Oh, God! I can't believe I fell for that!"
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‐ Sometimes it helps to talk things out.
"‐ Sometimes it helps to talk things out."
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Wouldn't it be nice to go a month
"Wouldn't it be nice to go a month"
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without having your stomach pumped?
"without having your stomach pumped?"
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‐ Eh, six of one.
"‐ Eh, six of one."
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‐ Well, I hate it when you're gone.
"‐ Well, I hate it when you're gone."
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Jill always turns it into a girls' night.
"Jill always turns it into a girls' night."
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‐ Ooh, what's your name? [laughs]
"‐ Ooh, what's your name? [laughs]"
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‐ Oh, my God.
"‐ Oh, my God."
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Besides, if you joined group
"Besides, if you joined group"
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it would bring us closer together.
"it would bring us closer together."
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You know what keeps me happy and independent?
"You know what keeps me happy and independent?"
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‐ What?
"‐ What?"
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‐ Helping group members blossom!
"‐ Helping group members blossom!"
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‐ Aah! Again? I trusted you!
"‐ Aah! Again? I trusted you!"
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[groans]
"[groans]"
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‐ Chief ate my vibrator! [laughs]
"‐ Chief ate my vibrator! [laughs]"
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I'm a little embarrassed. [guffaws]
"I'm a little embarrassed. [guffaws]"
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‐ Oh, don't be silly.
"‐ Oh, don't be silly."
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Let me just take a quick Polaroid of you‐‐new policy.
"Let me just take a quick Polaroid of you‐‐new policy."
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[camera shutter clicks]
"[camera shutter clicks]"
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‐ Well, Chief's at the vet again.
"‐ Well, Chief's at the vet again."
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‐ What happened to him? ‐ Same as usual.
"‐ What happened to him? ‐ Same as usual."
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Chief ate something he shouldn't have.
"Chief ate something he shouldn't have."
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This time it was Jill's vibrator.
"This time it was Jill's vibrator."
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‐ Sounds like Jill is really leaning in.
"‐ Sounds like Jill is really leaning in."
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‐ By the way, his prognosis is excellent.
"‐ By the way, his prognosis is excellent."
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‐ Oh, say that at the start of the story.
"‐ Oh, say that at the start of the story."
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‐ Oh, please, that wasn't a story.
"‐ Oh, please, that wasn't a story."
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No, you'll know when I tell a story.
"No, you'll know when I tell a story."
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Like, did I ever tell you about the time
"Like, did I ever tell you about the time"
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I found that old doll... all: Yes!
"I found that old doll... all: Yes!"
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‐ And I thought it was... all: A real baby.
"‐ And I thought it was... all: A real baby."
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‐ But it wasn't. Well, that's a story.
"‐ But it wasn't. Well, that's a story."
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‐ You certainly think so?
"‐ You certainly think so?"
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‐ Besides, if Chief wasn't fine,
"‐ Besides, if Chief wasn't fine,"
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I wouldn't wait to tell you, okay?
"I wouldn't wait to tell you, okay?"
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I'm not sociopath. both: I'm not a sociopath.
"I'm not sociopath. both: I'm not a sociopath."
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‐ I'm certainly not a sociopath.
"‐ I'm certainly not a sociopath."
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‐ I'm not a whatever you guys said.
"‐ I'm not a whatever you guys said."
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