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Clips from HouseBroken - Who's a Bad Girl? (S01E01)

TV Series 2021 –2023 Season 1, Episode 10 21 min ★ 6.4/10 (2,502 ratings) 531 clips
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‐ And as the neighbor was spraying us
"‐ And as the neighbor was spraying us"
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with a hose to separate us,
"with a hose to separate us,"
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my boyfriend Jimmy Chonga whispered into my ear,
"my boyfriend Jimmy Chonga whispered into my ear,"
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"Now I know that dogs do have souls,
""Now I know that dogs do have souls,"
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because ours just mated."
"because ours just mated.""
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‐ All of that is a lie.
"‐ All of that is a lie."
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Those of you on Team Darla will be happy to know
"Those of you on Team Darla will be happy to know"
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that she's quit Lindsay, that femme fatale of footwear,
"that she's quit Lindsay, that femme fatale of footwear,"
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and has come back to me.
"and has come back to me."
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‐ Well, that's wonderful‐‐
"‐ Well, that's wonderful‐‐"
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‐ Not ready for feedback. There's more.
"‐ Not ready for feedback. There's more."
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Xavier is coming home from college.
"Xavier is coming home from college."
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‐ And Xavier is an upside down colander you hooked up with?
"‐ And Xavier is an upside down colander you hooked up with?"
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‐ Xavier is my original human.
"‐ Xavier is my original human."
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I was a gift to him on his seventh birthday,
"I was a gift to him on his seventh birthday,"
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and we were inseparable until he left for college.
"and we were inseparable until he left for college."
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We were even in a band together,
"We were even in a band together,"
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until I slept with one of the drumsticks.
"until I slept with one of the drumsticks."
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‐ Jill is getting a puppy.
"‐ Jill is getting a puppy."
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[all speaking at once]
"[all speaking at once]"
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‐ Take that back, you scale‐faced sack of algae!
"‐ Take that back, you scale‐faced sack of algae!"
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And I‐‐I mean, what are you talking about, Bubbles?
"And I‐‐I mean, what are you talking about, Bubbles?"
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‐ It's true.
"‐ It's true."
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Jill has been on her lap thing every night searching.
"Jill has been on her lap thing every night searching."
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‐ There's no way Jill would make a decision like that
"‐ There's no way Jill would make a decision like that"
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without consulting me.
"without consulting me."
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‐ Sexy new baby replace sexy older baby in prime.
"‐ Sexy new baby replace sexy older baby in prime."
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It is Kit Kat all over again.
"It is Kit Kat all over again."
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‐ All right. Enough.
"‐ All right. Enough."
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We're not getting our news
"We're not getting our news"
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from an animal with a brain so small
"from an animal with a brain so small"
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she doesn't even know how to pinch off a poop.
"she doesn't even know how to pinch off a poop."
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‐ This is not a poop.
"‐ This is not a poop."
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It's a scarf that my butt makes,
"It's a scarf that my butt makes,"
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and you're all getting one for Christmas.
"and you're all getting one for Christmas."
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‐ Ooh! Are they all brown?
"‐ Ooh! Are they all brown?"
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[upbeat music]
"[upbeat music]"
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[all singing on "ruff"]
"[all singing on "ruff"]"
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♪ ♪
"♪ ♪"
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[singing on "ruff" and "meow"]
"[singing on "ruff" and "meow"]"
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♪ ♪
"♪ ♪"
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‐ Are you sure she was looking at puppies
"‐ Are you sure she was looking at puppies"
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and not just on a dating site?
"and not just on a dating site?"
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‐ I may be a fish, but I know the difference between a puppy
"‐ I may be a fish, but I know the difference between a puppy"
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and a divorced real estate agent.
"and a divorced real estate agent."
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‐ But we have a puppy. Me. That's my role.
"‐ But we have a puppy. Me. That's my role."
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‐ Chief, you're six.
"‐ Chief, you're six."
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‐ That doesn't matter. I'm baby.
"‐ That doesn't matter. I'm baby."
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Me baby. Goo‐goo‐bow‐wow.
"Me baby. Goo‐goo‐bow‐wow."
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‐ I relate to the fear you're expressing
"‐ I relate to the fear you're expressing"
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through that cringy baby talk.
"through that cringy baby talk."
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‐ Phank woo.
"‐ Phank woo."
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‐ But, you know, I've thought about it some more,
"‐ But, you know, I've thought about it some more,"
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and I think it could be good for us.
"and I think it could be good for us."
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Besides, Jill may get other pets,
"Besides, Jill may get other pets,"
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but none will have our special connection.
"but none will have our special connection."
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Sometimes Jill will put her glasses on me.
"Sometimes Jill will put her glasses on me."
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Oh, and one time she tried on my collar.
"Oh, and one time she tried on my collar."
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‐ Go get the leash.
"‐ Go get the leash."
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‐ If Jill is gonna get us a pet,
"‐ If Jill is gonna get us a pet,"
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why doesn't she do something cool like clone me
"why doesn't she do something cool like clone me"
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so I can be successful at work
"so I can be successful at work"
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while spending quality time with the kids?
"while spending quality time with the kids?"
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‐ What? ‐ My point is,
"‐ What? ‐ My point is,"
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me wub the way things awe.
"me wub the way things awe."
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‐ It's going to be okay. Twust me.
"‐ It's going to be okay. Twust me."
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‐ Ugh, Honey, I just spent this whole conversation
"‐ Ugh, Honey, I just spent this whole conversation"
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explaining why I don't want another baby in the house.
"explaining why I don't want another baby in the house."
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I mean, were you even wistening?
"I mean, were you even wistening?"
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‐ That baby talk should be a turn‐off, but‐‐
"‐ That baby talk should be a turn‐off, but‐‐"
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[can cracks]
"[can cracks]"
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‐ Come on, Tabs. It's dinner time.
"‐ Come on, Tabs. It's dinner time."
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‐ I‐I can't.
"‐ I‐I can't."
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I made promise to myself,
"I made promise to myself,"
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never again participate in Tuna Toes Tuesday.
"never again participate in Tuna Toes Tuesday."
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[all meowing] Ugh!
"[all meowing] Ugh!"
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‐ I love my life.
"‐ I love my life."
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‐ I know you're hungry,
"‐ I know you're hungry,"
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so I'm gonna share something with you
"so I'm gonna share something with you"
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that I've never shared with another cat.
"that I've never shared with another cat."
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‐ You own two‐story house? ‐ With my credit score?
"‐ You own two‐story house? ‐ With my credit score?"
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[laughing] I don't think so.
"[laughing] I don't think so."
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The lady that lives here puts out food for stray cats.
"The lady that lives here puts out food for stray cats."
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And if a person tries to take it,
"And if a person tries to take it,"
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she calls the police.
"she calls the police."
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It's hilarious. ‐ [gasps]
"It's hilarious. ‐ [gasps]"
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Is that wet cat food? In crystal goblet?
"Is that wet cat food? In crystal goblet?"
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‐ Uh‐huh. ‐ [laughing]
"‐ Uh‐huh. ‐ [laughing]"
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[chomping wildly]
"[chomping wildly]"
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[purring]
"[purring]"
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Hmm...
"Hmm..."
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[gasps] That is me.
"[gasps] That is me."
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[gasps]
"[gasps]"
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And that is me.
"And that is me."
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And that is guitar lessons,
"And that is guitar lessons,"
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but underneath that is me. [gasps]
"but underneath that is me. [gasps]"
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Why would they use that picture?
"Why would they use that picture?"
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‐ Yeah, it's not one of your best,
"‐ Yeah, it's not one of your best,"
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but the fact that they're using this less beautiful
"but the fact that they're using this less beautiful"
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but more accurate picture shows how much they want you back.
"but more accurate picture shows how much they want you back."
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Let me rephrase that.
"Let me rephrase that."
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See, they can't use one of your glamour shots
"See, they can't use one of your glamour shots"
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because it wouldn't look like‐‐
"because it wouldn't look like‐‐"
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‐ I want to go.
"‐ I want to go."
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‐ Aww, don't listen to me. I only have one eye.
"‐ Aww, don't listen to me. I only have one eye."
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[grunts]
"[grunts]"
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Sorry, ma'am.
"Sorry, ma'am."
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‐ Honey, Chief, come.
"‐ Honey, Chief, come."
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I have a surprise for you next door.
"I have a surprise for you next door."
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‐ I love surprises. I hope it's a poop scarf.
"‐ I love surprises. I hope it's a poop scarf."
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‐ Little Cookie. She's cute, right? I found her.
"‐ Little Cookie. She's cute, right? I found her."
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‐ She's the sweetest little puppy.
"‐ She's the sweetest little puppy."
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‐ Ah. The puppy is for our neighbor.
"‐ Ah. The puppy is for our neighbor."
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Now don't you feel silly for getting so worked up?
"Now don't you feel silly for getting so worked up?"
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‐ [panting] ‐ Hey there, Little Cookie.
"‐ [panting] ‐ Hey there, Little Cookie."
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Aww, aren't you the female friend and daughter
"Aww, aren't you the female friend and daughter"
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I've always wanted?
"I've always wanted?"
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Yes, you are.
"Yes, you are."
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Hold. Hold.
"Hold. Hold."
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Now, tell that bitch who's boss.
"Now, tell that bitch who's boss."
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