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Clips from HouseBroken - Who's a Bad Girl? Part 2 (S01E01)

TV Series 2021 –2023 Season 1, Episode 11 21 min ★ 6.4/10 (2,502 ratings) 539 clips
Comedy Animation

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‐ Oh, hello.
"‐ Oh, hello."
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I didn't see you there. I'm Raccoon.
"I didn't see you there. I'm Raccoon."
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If you're like me, you can't remember anything,
"If you're like me, you can't remember anything,"
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whether it's the address of your childhood tree
"whether it's the address of your childhood tree"
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or where you buried your first nemesis or...
"or where you buried your first nemesis or..."
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[clears throat] Oh, right.
"[clears throat] Oh, right."
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That's why I'm here‐‐ to remind you where we left
"That's why I'm here‐‐ to remind you where we left"
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Honey, Chief and the rest of the gang last week.
"Honey, Chief and the rest of the gang last week."
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Shel and Darla were about to start their life together,
"Shel and Darla were about to start their life together,"
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when Shel was violently smushed by a mommy smusher.
"when Shel was violently smushed by a mommy smusher."
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‐ No!
"‐ No!"
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‐ And when Elsa's boyfriend, Jimmy Chonga,
"‐ And when Elsa's boyfriend, Jimmy Chonga,"
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turned out not to be a figment of her imagination,
"turned out not to be a figment of her imagination,"
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Diablo tried to help their relationship flourish.
"Diablo tried to help their relationship flourish."
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‐ She also told us a funny story
"‐ She also told us a funny story"
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about when you were a puppy
"about when you were a puppy"
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and one of your testicles hadn't descended...
"and one of your testicles hadn't descended..."
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‐ Ugh.
"‐ Ugh."
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‐ And Honey made a big decision...
"‐ And Honey made a big decision..."
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‐ So what do you say, Honey? You want to run away with me?
"‐ So what do you say, Honey? You want to run away with me?"
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‐ [breathes deeply]
"‐ [breathes deeply]"
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Let's get out of here.
"Let's get out of here."
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‐ And I bench‐pressed twice my own weight at 24 Hour Fitness.
"‐ And I bench‐pressed twice my own weight at 24 Hour Fitness."
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‐ Yeah, we don't have tape on that.
"‐ Yeah, we don't have tape on that."
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‐ What?
"‐ What?"
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‐ I don't know what happened.
"‐ I don't know what happened."
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‐ So we've got endless footage of these fingerless yo‐yos,
"‐ So we've got endless footage of these fingerless yo‐yos,"
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but when I do something significant,
"but when I do something significant,"
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something all raccoons can be proud of‐‐
"something all raccoons can be proud of‐‐"
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Whatever, fine.
"Whatever, fine."
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‐ Well, you kind of looked like this.
"‐ Well, you kind of looked like this."
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‐ No, just go. I need to finish this.
"‐ No, just go. I need to finish this."
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Okay, so what's gonna happen?
"Okay, so what's gonna happen?"
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Let's find out. Stay tuned. Yay.
"Let's find out. Stay tuned. Yay."
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[upbeat rock music]
"[upbeat rock music]"
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‐ ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪
"‐ ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪"
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♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪
"♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪"
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♪ ♪
"♪ ♪"
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♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪
"♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪"
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♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪
"♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪"
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♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪
"♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪"
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‐ ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ ‐ ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪
"‐ ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ ‐ ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪"
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‐ ♪ Ruff, ruff ♪ ‐ ♪ Meow, meow ♪
"‐ ♪ Ruff, ruff ♪ ‐ ♪ Meow, meow ♪"
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‐ ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ ‐ ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪
"‐ ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ ‐ ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪"
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‐ ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ ‐ ♪ Meow, meow, meow ♪
"‐ ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ ‐ ♪ Meow, meow, meow ♪"
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‐ ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ ‐ ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪
"‐ ♪ Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff ♪ ‐ ♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow ♪"
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[music crescendos]
"[music crescendos]"
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♪ ♪
"♪ ♪"
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[soft music]
"[soft music]"
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‐ Wait a minute, am I actually doing this? This is crazy.
"‐ Wait a minute, am I actually doing this? This is crazy."
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‐ Maybe if you reflect musically
"‐ Maybe if you reflect musically"
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on what's led us here, it'll make sense.
"on what's led us here, it'll make sense."
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‐ Yeah.
"‐ Yeah."
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[upbeat music]
"[upbeat music]"
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♪ The family I loved had left me lonely ♪
"♪ The family I loved had left me lonely ♪"
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♪ I was feeling like a total phony ♪
"♪ I was feeling like a total phony ♪"
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♪ So I fled the home that I'd always known ♪
"♪ So I fled the home that I'd always known ♪"
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♪ And ran off with Armando, the sexy coyote ♪
"♪ And ran off with Armando, the sexy coyote ♪"
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‐ ♪ Run free with me, Honey, it's not that hard ♪
"‐ ♪ Run free with me, Honey, it's not that hard ♪"
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♪ There's a whole world waiting outside your yard ♪
"♪ There's a whole world waiting outside your yard ♪"
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♪ Throw off your leash, it's our time, capisce? ♪
"♪ Throw off your leash, it's our time, capisce? ♪"
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♪ Just try not to get hit by that car ♪
"♪ Just try not to get hit by that car ♪"
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both: ♪ 'Cause Altadena belongs to the wild ♪
"both: ♪ 'Cause Altadena belongs to the wild ♪"
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♪ Altadena's so wild, they call spicy mild ♪
"♪ Altadena's so wild, they call spicy mild ♪"
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♪ Like a drunk ballerina on a savage hyena ♪
"♪ Like a drunk ballerina on a savage hyena ♪"
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♪ There's something so crazy about Altadena! ♪
"♪ There's something so crazy about Altadena! ♪"
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‐ ♪ If being wild is wrong, I don't want to be right ♪
"‐ ♪ If being wild is wrong, I don't want to be right ♪"
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both: ♪ Share my wild Altadena night ♪
"both: ♪ Share my wild Altadena night ♪"
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♪ ♪
"♪ ♪"
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♪ Share my wild Altadena night ♪
"♪ Share my wild Altadena night ♪"
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[music fades]
"[music fades]"
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‐ Hey, buddy, want to watch yellow ball?
"‐ Hey, buddy, want to watch yellow ball?"
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I'm feeling a little lonely since Tabs moved out.
"I'm feeling a little lonely since Tabs moved out."
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‐ Sorry, Buddy, I can't. Kevin's home.
"‐ Sorry, Buddy, I can't. Kevin's home."
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He's even more depressed than when Dana broke up with him.
"He's even more depressed than when Dana broke up with him."
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‐ Whoa! What happened?
"‐ Whoa! What happened?"
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‐ From what I gather, he lost his job
"‐ From what I gather, he lost his job"
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opening soda cans on airplanes.
"opening soda cans on airplanes."
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‐ This is for you, Dana! ‐ Kevin?
"‐ This is for you, Dana! ‐ Kevin?"
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‐ Take me back!
"‐ Take me back!"
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‐ So we've been spending a lot of time together.
"‐ So we've been spending a lot of time together."
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Last night I slept on his face.
"Last night I slept on his face."
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‐ Well, that's great.
"‐ Well, that's great."
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I'm glad he's finally paying some attention to you.
"I'm glad he's finally paying some attention to you."
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‐ "Finally"? What's that supposed to mean?
"‐ "Finally"? What's that supposed to mean?"
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‐ I just mean you're such a great cat,
"‐ I just mean you're such a great cat,"
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and it sounds like he's recognizing that.
"and it sounds like he's recognizing that."
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‐ Did he not think I was a great cat before?
"‐ Did he not think I was a great cat before?"
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‐ I have missed you so much, dude!
"‐ I have missed you so much, dude!"
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Mwah!
"Mwah!"
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Ah! Give me space, perv!
"Ah! Give me space, perv!"
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The problem with CrossFit‐‐
"The problem with CrossFit‐‐"
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Ugh, hang on,
"Ugh, hang on,"
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I just need to get away from my ex‐girlfriend's stupid cat.
"I just need to get away from my ex‐girlfriend's stupid cat."
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‐ Oh, my God. Kevin doesn't love me.
"‐ Oh, my God. Kevin doesn't love me."
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[light music]
"[light music]"
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‐ [sighs]
"‐ [sighs]"
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Good morning, Altadena! [howls]
"Good morning, Altadena! [howls]"
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‐ Ugh. Act like you've been here before.
"‐ Ugh. Act like you've been here before."
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‐ Oh, sorry, just spent my first night in the wild,
"‐ Oh, sorry, just spent my first night in the wild,"
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and I am feeling myself! [chuckles]
"and I am feeling myself! [chuckles]"
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I drank from a stream, then slept on a rock,
"I drank from a stream, then slept on a rock,"
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under the protective eye of a coyote
"under the protective eye of a coyote"
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with rippling muscles and...
"with rippling muscles and..."
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‐ Good morning. ‐ Good morning.
"‐ Good morning. ‐ Good morning."
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[clears throat] There's a little bit of blood
"[clears throat] There's a little bit of blood"
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on your mouth.
"on your mouth."
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Did you, um, cut yourself shaving?
"Did you, um, cut yourself shaving?"
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‐ Oh, breakfast. Did I get it? ‐ Yeah.
"‐ Oh, breakfast. Did I get it? ‐ Yeah."
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You got a little fur in your teeth, though.
"You got a little fur in your teeth, though."
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‐ Oh. [smacks lips] How's this?
"‐ Oh. [smacks lips] How's this?"
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‐ Good. Yeah.
"‐ Good. Yeah."
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So what wild and fun outdoor activities are we up to today?
"So what wild and fun outdoor activities are we up to today?"
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Apple picking? Leaf peeping?
"Apple picking? Leaf peeping?"
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‐ I need to go see my pack.
"‐ I need to go see my pack."
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Things have been tense since we moved here,
"Things have been tense since we moved here,"
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and if I don't check in, our alpha gets a little bite‐y.
"and if I don't check in, our alpha gets a little bite‐y."
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‐ You're not the alpha?
"‐ You're not the alpha?"
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‐ Yeah, I'm more of the poet of the pack.
"‐ Yeah, I'm more of the poet of the pack."
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‐ Oh. I'd be happy to mediate a conversation.
"‐ Oh. I'd be happy to mediate a conversation."
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