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Clips from HouseBroken - Who Did This? (S01E01)

TV Series 2021 –2023 Season 1, Episode 2 21 min ★ 6.4/10 (2,502 ratings) 595 clips
Comedy Animation

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[upbeat music]
"[upbeat music]"
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‐ I'm searching and searching
"‐ I'm searching and searching"
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and just before I make a decision,
"and just before I make a decision,"
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I become paralyzed.
"I become paralyzed."
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Am I making the right choice
"Am I making the right choice"
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or is there something better around the corner?
"or is there something better around the corner?"
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‐ Well, remember, Diablo, life gives you
"‐ Well, remember, Diablo, life gives you"
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many opportunities to make pee‐pee.
"many opportunities to make pee‐pee."
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‐ I urinate once a week
"‐ I urinate once a week"
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and I don't seem to have a problem.
"and I don't seem to have a problem."
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[siren wailing] ‐ Is that‐‐
"[siren wailing] ‐ Is that‐‐"
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‐ It's the woo‐woos! ‐ [howling]
"‐ It's the woo‐woos! ‐ [howling]"
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‐ Oh, God! ‐ [howling]
"‐ Oh, God! ‐ [howling]"
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‐ It's the woo‐woos! [all howling and yelling]
"‐ It's the woo‐woos! [all howling and yelling]"
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‐ It's the woo‐woos!
"‐ It's the woo‐woos!"
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‐ [howling]
"‐ [howling]"
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‐ It's the woo‐woos.
"‐ It's the woo‐woos."
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‐ It's the woo‐pocalypse!
"‐ It's the woo‐pocalypse!"
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I'm not ready!
"I'm not ready!"
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‐ [laughing] ‐ [screaming]
"‐ [laughing] ‐ [screaming]"
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‐ For the love of God!
"‐ For the love of God!"
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[howling and meowing]
"[howling and meowing]"
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‐ What!?
"‐ What!?"
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‐ Whoa!
"‐ Whoa!"
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[howling and yelling]
"[howling and yelling]"
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‐ It's gone.
"‐ It's gone."
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‐ [whimpering]
"‐ [whimpering]"
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Oh, thank God.
"Oh, thank God."
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‐ Good work, everyone.
"‐ Good work, everyone."
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‐ We did it.
"‐ We did it."
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‐ You're welcome.
"‐ You're welcome."
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‐ I pee‐peed.
"‐ I pee‐peed."
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‐ I don't think the woo‐woos
"‐ I don't think the woo‐woos"
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will be back any time soon.
"will be back any time soon."
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‐ [screams] ‐ [yelps]
"‐ [screams] ‐ [yelps]"
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[upbeat rock music]
"[upbeat rock music]"
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[all singing on "ruff"]
"[all singing on "ruff"]"
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♪
"♪"
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[all singing on "ruff" and "meow"]
"[all singing on "ruff" and "meow"]"
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♪
"♪"
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[upbeat music]
"[upbeat music]"
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‐ Lindsay and I‐‐
"‐ Lindsay and I‐‐"
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‐ Lindsay? ‐ The shoe he's seeing.
"‐ Lindsay? ‐ The shoe he's seeing."
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‐ [clears throat]
"‐ [clears throat]"
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Lindsay and I
"Lindsay and I"
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have been pushing the boundaries of our intimacy.
"have been pushing the boundaries of our intimacy."
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‐ Kay. ‐ I'm out.
"‐ Kay. ‐ I'm out."
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‐ That is to say, physically. ‐ Come on!
"‐ That is to say, physically. ‐ Come on!"
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‐ More specifically, sexually.
"‐ More specifically, sexually."
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‐ Ew. ‐ I know.
"‐ Ew. ‐ I know."
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‐ So, Chico, you said
"‐ So, Chico, you said"
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things were going better with you and Kevin?
"things were going better with you and Kevin?"
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‐ Yeah! Well, actually worse.
"‐ Yeah! Well, actually worse."
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Kevin left town again.
"Kevin left town again."
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He doesn't show it, but it's hard for him
"He doesn't show it, but it's hard for him"
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to be away from me.
"to be away from me."
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‐ Ah, dude, get off. ‐ [yowling]
"‐ Ah, dude, get off. ‐ [yowling]"
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He said he'd be back soon,
"He said he'd be back soon,"
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but he took the bigger small bag
"but he took the bigger small bag"
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and he left so much food, and it's like‐‐
"and he left so much food, and it's like‐‐"
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‐ When your human is arrested for stabbing
"‐ When your human is arrested for stabbing"
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the insurance fraud investigator
"the insurance fraud investigator"
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and her nephew comes over
"and her nephew comes over"
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and just dumps dry kibble everywhere?
"and just dumps dry kibble everywhere?"
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‐ Or like he's gonna be gone a long time.
"‐ Or like he's gonna be gone a long time."
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‐ And you ate all that food because you were sad.
"‐ And you ate all that food because you were sad."
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‐ Portion control's a bitch! ‐ No.
"‐ Portion control's a bitch! ‐ No."
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I can say the B‐word. But you can't.
"I can say the B‐word. But you can't."
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‐ Oh, I definitely overate, but I did not eat all of it.
"‐ Oh, I definitely overate, but I did not eat all of it."
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It was a lot of food for just one cat.
"It was a lot of food for just one cat."
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‐ Beats a lot of cat for just one food.
"‐ Beats a lot of cat for just one food."
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‐ I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy.
"‐ I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy."
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[cats yowl]
"[cats yowl]"
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‐ So your lady never goes out of town?
"‐ So your lady never goes out of town?"
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‐ She never goes out of the house.
"‐ She never goes out of the house."
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‐ Eh, humans. They all look alike,
"‐ Eh, humans. They all look alike,"
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but they each have their own individual personalities.
"but they each have their own individual personalities."
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‐ I'll say.
"‐ I'll say."
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My owners couldn't be more different,
"My owners couldn't be more different,"
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which probably explains why they live
"which probably explains why they live"
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in two different houses now
"in two different houses now"
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and one of them is dating a new human named Randy.
"and one of them is dating a new human named Randy."
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But it turns out being a dog of divorce
"But it turns out being a dog of divorce"
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is way better than I thought it would be.
"is way better than I thought it would be."
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‐ Really? ‐ Hello treats, goodbye treats,
"‐ Really? ‐ Hello treats, goodbye treats,"
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twice as many toys, twice as many belly rubs.
"twice as many toys, twice as many belly rubs."
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I'm over the moon! Ba‐bam!
"I'm over the moon! Ba‐bam!"
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‐ Yes, ba‐bam.
"‐ Yes, ba‐bam."
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Yeah, and humping that pillow
"Yeah, and humping that pillow"
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is a healthy way to express yourself,
"is a healthy way to express yourself,"
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but, um, save that for home.
"but, um, save that for home."
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Jill puts her face on that.
"Jill puts her face on that."
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[upbeat music]
"[upbeat music]"
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‐ Psst. Psst.
"‐ Psst. Psst."
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I wanna tell you something.
"I wanna tell you something."
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‐ Huh?
"‐ Huh?"
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‐ Careful, Chief. She's just gonna spray you.
"‐ Careful, Chief. She's just gonna spray you."
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‐ "Just"? [scoffs]
"‐ "Just"? [scoffs]"
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‐ Um, Honey, when you've been sprayed by a skunk
"‐ Um, Honey, when you've been sprayed by a skunk"
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as many times as I have,
"as many times as I have,"
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you get a feel for things.
"you get a feel for things."
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And I'm feeling pretty good about this.
"And I'm feeling pretty good about this."
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‐ Love your optimism.
"‐ Love your optimism."
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[sniffing]
"[sniffing]"
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‐ Hey.
"‐ Hey."
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[sexy music]
"[sexy music]"
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‐ [gasps] ‐ You come here often?
"‐ [gasps] ‐ You come here often?"
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‐ I live here.
"‐ I live here."
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‐ That was a joke. ‐ Oh.
"‐ That was a joke. ‐ Oh."
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[laughs]
"[laughs]"
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[cackles]
"[cackles]"
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Sorry, that laugh kinda got away from me.
"Sorry, that laugh kinda got away from me."
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‐ [whispering] You've got to come closer.
"‐ [whispering] You've got to come closer."
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I don't want the squirrels to hear.
"I don't want the squirrels to hear."
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‐ Yeah, that makes sense. Good call.
"‐ Yeah, that makes sense. Good call."
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‐ Promise me something.
"‐ Promise me something."
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No matter what happens,
"No matter what happens,"
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remember that I like you.
"remember that I like you."
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Spin spray! ‐ Oh!
"Spin spray! ‐ Oh!"
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Ahh! ‐ Oh, no.
"Ahh! ‐ Oh, no."
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