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Clips from HouseBroken - Who Are You? (S01E01)

TV Series 2021 –2023 Season 1, Episode 8 21 min ★ 6.4/10 (2,502 ratings) 551 clips
Comedy Animation

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‐ So, my mom, my dad,
"‐ So, my mom, my dad,"
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and my Randy are gonna end joint custody
"and my Randy are gonna end joint custody"
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and let a meaty gator decide who gets me!
"and let a meaty gator decide who gets me!"
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‐ Hm.
"‐ Hm."
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[munching]
"[munching]"
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‐ Do you mean mediator?
"‐ Do you mean mediator?"
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And if so, they tend to be human.
"And if so, they tend to be human."
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‐ Oh, that's a relief.
"‐ Oh, that's a relief."
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‐ If Clooney ever kicks Amal to the curb,
"‐ If Clooney ever kicks Amal to the curb,"
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I know who I'd get to live with.
"I know who I'd get to live with."
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I mean, Georgie boy
"I mean, Georgie boy"
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literally built a Max statue in his backyard
"literally built a Max statue in his backyard"
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and commissioned Dave Matthews to write a song about me.
"and commissioned Dave Matthews to write a song about me."
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‐ ♪ [singing gibberish]
"‐ ♪ [singing gibberish]"
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‐ At least I think it was about me.
"‐ At least I think it was about me."
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‐ If you're done bragging, I have a share. [chuckles]
"‐ If you're done bragging, I have a share. [chuckles]"
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Turns out Ella B wanted to take me home from school
"Turns out Ella B wanted to take me home from school"
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so Sophie R didn't get me.
"so Sophie R didn't get me."
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‐ [chuckling] Classic Ella B.
"‐ [chuckling] Classic Ella B."
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‐ You know Ella B?
"‐ You know Ella B?"
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‐ She's the youngest human in my household.
"‐ She's the youngest human in my household."
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Nibbles has joined the Bronson menagerie
"Nibbles has joined the Bronson menagerie"
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and we are cohabitating.
"and we are cohabitating."
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‐ Shel? ‐ Nibbles?
"‐ Shel? ‐ Nibbles?"
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‐ You never told us you live with other animals.
"‐ You never told us you live with other animals."
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‐ Look, I come here to talk about me.
"‐ Look, I come here to talk about me."
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‐ Oh, there are other animals!
"‐ Oh, there are other animals!"
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I'm stuck in the basement between a snake
"I'm stuck in the basement between a snake"
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and a mouse that won't shut up!
"and a mouse that won't shut up!"
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‐ Let's set some ground rules right up top. No secrets.
"‐ Let's set some ground rules right up top. No secrets."
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I'm gonna share everything that comes into my head.
"I'm gonna share everything that comes into my head."
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You share everything that comes into yours.
"You share everything that comes into yours."
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I know what you're thinking.
"I know what you're thinking."
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You're gonna get a lot of cheese talk.
"You're gonna get a lot of cheese talk."
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But guess what? I'm also a student of history.
"But guess what? I'm also a student of history."
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Did you know during the crusades,
"Did you know during the crusades,"
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they would age cheese in the skulls of heretics?
"they would age cheese in the skulls of heretics?"
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‐ Ah, cheese.
"‐ Ah, cheese."
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My uncle once dated a wheel of parmesan.
"My uncle once dated a wheel of parmesan."
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Of course, after their wedding night,
"Of course, after their wedding night,"
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she looked more like Swiss. [chuckles]
"she looked more like Swiss. [chuckles]"
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[upbeat rock music]
"[upbeat rock music]"
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‐ ♪ [musical barking]
"‐ ♪ [musical barking]"
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♪
"♪"
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‐ ♪ [musical oinking]
"‐ ♪ [musical oinking]"
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‐ ♪ [musical meowing]
"‐ ♪ [musical meowing]"
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♪
"♪"
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♪ [animals vocalizing together] ♪
"♪ [animals vocalizing together] ♪"
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♪
"♪"
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‐ Breakfast! M‐larf, m‐larf, m‐larf, m‐larf.
"‐ Breakfast! M‐larf, m‐larf, m‐larf, m‐larf."
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‐ [chuckles uncomfortably]
"‐ [chuckles uncomfortably]"
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Chief, is it, um, is it possible, um‐‐
"Chief, is it, um, is it possible, um‐‐"
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cool if it's not‐‐um, for you to eat without m‐larf‐ing?
"cool if it's not‐‐um, for you to eat without m‐larf‐ing?"
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‐ Are you looking for a more traditional num‐num?
"‐ Are you looking for a more traditional num‐num?"
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Num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num...
"Num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num..."
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‐ You know what? I'm gonna save my breakfast for lunch.
"‐ You know what? I'm gonna save my breakfast for lunch."
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‐ Num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num.
"‐ Num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num."
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[soft dramatic music]
"[soft dramatic music]"
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♪
"♪"
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‐ [sighs]
"‐ [sighs]"
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‐ Looking for moi?
"‐ Looking for moi?"
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[dreamy electric guitar music]
"[dreamy electric guitar music]"
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‐ Oh, hi. No, I was just‐‐ no, I was looking for my, um,
"‐ Oh, hi. No, I was just‐‐ no, I was looking for my, um,"
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this, um, pinecone! [chuckles]
"this, um, pinecone! [chuckles]"
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[mouth full] Found it! [chuckles]
"[mouth full] Found it! [chuckles]"
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‐ Come on.
"‐ Come on."
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I watch you every day scanning the trees‐‐
"I watch you every day scanning the trees‐‐"
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‐ Ants! Ah.
"‐ Ants! Ah."
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So you, uh, watch me every day?
"So you, uh, watch me every day?"
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‐ Not in a creepy way.
"‐ Not in a creepy way."
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More of a sniff‐where‐you‐ just‐peed kinda way.
"More of a sniff‐where‐you‐ just‐peed kinda way."
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‐ Aw.
"‐ Aw."
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[sneezes] Stupid ants.
"[sneezes] Stupid ants."
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‐ My pack is moving to Altadena.
"‐ My pack is moving to Altadena."
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I want you to come with.
"I want you to come with."
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‐ What? We barely know each other.
"‐ What? We barely know each other."
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‐ Oh, I'm sorry. [chuckles]
"‐ Oh, I'm sorry. [chuckles]"
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Let me give you my butt backstory.
"Let me give you my butt backstory."
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[energetic '80s music]
"[energetic '80s music]"
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♪
"♪"
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‐ [howling]
"‐ [howling]"
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‐ Dude!
"‐ Dude!"
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‐ [shouting in fright]
"‐ [shouting in fright]"
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♪
"♪"
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‐ Merry Christmas, kid.
"‐ Merry Christmas, kid."
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‐ Whoa. That is wild.
"‐ Whoa. That is wild."
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‐ You deserve more than this humdrum suburban existence.
"‐ You deserve more than this humdrum suburban existence."
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‐ Oh, it's not all humdrum. Take a whiff.
"‐ Oh, it's not all humdrum. Take a whiff."
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[pleasant waltz]
"[pleasant waltz]"
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♪
"♪"
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[laughing]
"[laughing]"
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♪
"♪"
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[horn honking]
"[horn honking]"
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♪
"♪"
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So, you know, I can get crazy, too.
"So, you know, I can get crazy, too."
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Although I've only poked a bear metaphorically.
"Although I've only poked a bear metaphorically."
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‐ Run away with me, Honey.
"‐ Run away with me, Honey."
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Let me show you what's behind those trees.
"Let me show you what's behind those trees."
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I mean, it's mostly more trees. But behind those‐‐
"I mean, it's mostly more trees. But behind those‐‐"
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‐ Okay.
"‐ Okay."
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I mean, okay, no. I can't run away with you.
"I mean, okay, no. I can't run away with you."
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I‐‐becau‐‐you're kidding. And I took you seriously.
"I‐‐becau‐‐you're kidding. And I took you seriously."
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[laughs]
"[laughs]"
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But wait, are you serious?
"But wait, are you serious?"
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‐ I am serious, Honey. ‐ How do you know my name?
"‐ I am serious, Honey. ‐ How do you know my name?"
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‐ Honey! Honey!
"‐ Honey! Honey!"
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I got into it with the trashcan again.
"I got into it with the trashcan again."
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‐ Altadena.
"‐ Altadena."
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[dreamy electric guitar music]
"[dreamy electric guitar music]"
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‐ Num, num, num.
"‐ Num, num, num."
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‐ [scarfing loudly] [cats meowing]
"‐ [scarfing loudly] [cats meowing]"
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‐ Ugh!
"‐ Ugh!"
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Look at the story my body tell.
"Look at the story my body tell."
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I was replaced by a new kitten, ran away,
"I was replaced by a new kitten, ran away,"
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was traumatized at a cat cafe,
"was traumatized at a cat cafe,"
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and now I am here with greasy coat.
"and now I am here with greasy coat."
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Which reminds me, Gray One,
"Which reminds me, Gray One,"
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I never thank you for taking me in.
"I never thank you for taking me in."
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‐ Oh, that was the thank you.
"‐ Oh, that was the thank you."
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‐ I'll kill you!
"‐ I'll kill you!"
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