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Clips from Ghosts - D&D (S01E01)

Short Films 2021 Season 1, Episode 8 551 clips
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I know you lied!
"I know you lied!"
Ghosts
But how? No, I didn't!Uh-huh!
"But how? No, I didn't!Uh-huh!"
Ghosts
The ghosts told me. And it was genuinely haunting.
"The ghosts told me. And it was genuinely haunting."
Ghosts
I was in the shower, I was nude,
"I was in the shower, I was nude,"
Ghosts
and then letters just appeared in the steam!
"and then letters just appeared in the steam!"
Ghosts
Trevor.The ghost
"Trevor.The ghost"
Ghosts
without pants is watching me shower?
"without pants is watching me shower?"
Ghosts
Gotta love that.
"Gotta love that."
Ghosts
Sam, why did you lie to me?
"Sam, why did you lie to me?"
Ghosts
I wanted to help you play with the ghosts,
"I wanted to help you play with the ghosts,"
Ghosts
but I really don't like your favorite game.
"but I really don't like your favorite game."
Ghosts
Why didn't you just tell me?
"Why didn't you just tell me?"
Ghosts
Because I didn't want to upset you.
"Because I didn't want to upset you."
Ghosts
And it just seemed easier to blame the ghosts.I don't care
"And it just seemed easier to blame the ghosts.I don't care"
Ghosts
if you like playing the game or not, okay?
"if you like playing the game or not, okay?"
Ghosts
Objectively, you should, because it's awesome.
"Objectively, you should, because it's awesome."
Ghosts
But honestly, I just miss my friends.
"But honestly, I just miss my friends."
Ghosts
I know. And you have this whole group of people
"I know. And you have this whole group of people"
Ghosts
that-that you can talk to that I can't even see.
"that-that you can talk to that I can't even see."
Ghosts
So the other night when we were all playing together,
"So the other night when we were all playing together,"
Ghosts
I actually felt like I was part of the gang.
"I actually felt like I was part of the gang."
Ghosts
PETE: The British are coming! The British are coming!
"PETE: The British are coming! The British are coming!"
Ghosts
I do hear you.
"I do hear you."
Ghosts
So I guess things with Nigel didn't go so great, huh?
"So I guess things with Nigel didn't go so great, huh?"
Ghosts
No, Sam, they didn't.
"No, Sam, they didn't."
Ghosts
It has come to my attention that I, an officer
"It has come to my attention that I, an officer"
Ghosts
in His Majesty's Armed Forces,
"in His Majesty's Armed Forces,"
Ghosts
was murdered
"was murdered"
Ghosts
by the shameful American war criminal Isaac Higgintoot.
"by the shameful American war criminal Isaac Higgintoot."
Ghosts
Wait, that was the secret?
"Wait, that was the secret?"
Ghosts
This horrifying breach of decorum shall not go unpunished.
"This horrifying breach of decorum shall not go unpunished."
Ghosts
We are taking the house.
"We are taking the house."
Ghosts
Well...
"Well..."
Ghosts
if you insist that the time for words has passed--
"if you insist that the time for words has passed--"
Ghosts
just coming through--
"just coming through--"
Ghosts
then, no matter the cost in blood or treasure,
"then, no matter the cost in blood or treasure,"
Ghosts
my army and I will defend this house to the bitter end.
"my army and I will defend this house to the bitter end."
Ghosts
If it's war you want...
"If it's war you want..."
Ghosts
then war you shall have.
"then war you shall have."
Ghosts
So be it.
"So be it."
Ghosts
It's time for battle!
"It's time for battle!"
Ghosts
Oh!
"Oh!"
Ghosts
[grunting, shouting]
"[grunting, shouting]"
Ghosts
PETE: Get out of here.
"PETE: Get out of here."
Ghosts
This is the war?I'm a pacifist,
"This is the war?I'm a pacifist,"
Ghosts
but even I would like to see a little more action.
"but even I would like to see a little more action."
Ghosts
Oh! Damn this impotent existence!
"Oh! Damn this impotent existence!"
Ghosts
If I was alive, I would wipe you and your boys
"If I was alive, I would wipe you and your boys"
Ghosts
off the face of the earth.
"off the face of the earth."
Ghosts
No, you wouldn't. You'd shoot me in the chest
"No, you wouldn't. You'd shoot me in the chest"
Ghosts
while I was reading my poems!
"while I was reading my poems!"
Ghosts
Oh, wait. You already did that.
"Oh, wait. You already did that."
Ghosts
[breathily]: Well.
"[breathily]: Well."
Ghosts
If we can't fight,
"If we can't fight,"
Ghosts
then how the hell do we resolve this invasion, hmm?
"then how the hell do we resolve this invasion, hmm?"
Ghosts
If only there were some way to simulate actual combat.
"If only there were some way to simulate actual combat."
Ghosts
What?
"What?"
Ghosts
Damn it, I may have the solution.
"Damn it, I may have the solution."
Ghosts
Okay, I don't really understand what's happening here,
"Okay, I don't really understand what's happening here,"
Ghosts
but I'd just like to say for the record,
"but I'd just like to say for the record,"
Ghosts
I am happy to solve all future ghost conflicts this way.
"I am happy to solve all future ghost conflicts this way."
Ghosts
Okay, Pete, you are now face-to-face with--
"Okay, Pete, you are now face-to-face with--"
Ghosts
who's that guy?Oh, Jenkins.
"who's that guy?Oh, Jenkins."
Ghosts
That's one of the British ghosts.
"That's one of the British ghosts."
Ghosts
Okay, you find yourself face-to-face
"Okay, you find yourself face-to-face"
Ghosts
with Jenkins' tiefling bard.
"with Jenkins' tiefling bard."
Ghosts
Okay. Well, then I unsheathe my moonblade
"Okay. Well, then I unsheathe my moonblade"
Ghosts
and whisper the phrase "swift defeat to my enemies,"
"and whisper the phrase "swift defeat to my enemies,""
Ghosts
thus marking him as a sworn enemy, and giving myself
"thus marking him as a sworn enemy, and giving myself"
Ghosts
an extra 3d6 damage.
"an extra 3d6 damage."
Ghosts
Gadzooks, this is boring.
"Gadzooks, this is boring."
Ghosts
Why would anyone play this?
"Why would anyone play this?"
Ghosts
Okay. This is silly.
"Okay. This is silly."
Ghosts
Nigel,
"Nigel,"
Ghosts
my killing you was an accident,
"my killing you was an accident,"
Ghosts
but not telling you about it for the last two centuries,
"but not telling you about it for the last two centuries,"
Ghosts
that was just plain wrong.
"that was just plain wrong."
Ghosts
And for that I'm truly sorry.
"And for that I'm truly sorry."
Ghosts
Why didn't you just say something?
"Why didn't you just say something?"
Ghosts
I-I was afraid you'd be mad.
"I-I was afraid you'd be mad."
Ghosts
SAM: Oh...
"SAM: Oh..."
Ghosts
Isaac and the British commander are making up.
"Isaac and the British commander are making up."
Ghosts
Aw, that's nice. What did Isaac do?
"Aw, that's nice. What did Isaac do?"
Ghosts
He murdered him.Ooh, that is hard to bounce back from.
"He murdered him.Ooh, that is hard to bounce back from."
Ghosts
I can see why that might be a hard subject to broach, but...
"I can see why that might be a hard subject to broach, but..."
Ghosts
how does one even accidentally shoot another?
"how does one even accidentally shoot another?"
Ghosts
Well...
"Well..."
Ghosts
I-I was really intending to spy on you-ur camp,
"I-I was really intending to spy on you-ur camp,"
Ghosts
using a musket looking glass that I had invented.
"using a musket looking glass that I had invented."
Ghosts
Some people are calling it the "Eyesaac."
"Some people are calling it the "Eyesaac.""
Ghosts
Like your name? But with...
"Like your name? But with..."
Ghosts
E-Y-E at the beginning?
"E-Y-E at the beginning?"
Ghosts
Yes. How did you know?Well,
"Yes. How did you know?Well,"
Ghosts
what else would it be?
"what else would it be?"
Ghosts
Simply brilliant.
"Simply brilliant."
Ghosts
I love it.
"I love it."
Ghosts
I mean...
"I mean..."
Ghosts
for an instrument of my demise.
"for an instrument of my demise."
Ghosts
And I love you...
"And I love you..."
Ghosts
...loving it.
"...loving it."
Ghosts
I love you loving it.
"I love you loving it."
Ghosts
We shall consider the matter water under the bridge.
"We shall consider the matter water under the bridge."
Ghosts
The invasion is cancelled.
"The invasion is cancelled."
Ghosts
But we can keep playing, right?Yeah. Mama has a fourth-level spell slot
"But we can keep playing, right?Yeah. Mama has a fourth-level spell slot"
Ghosts
she's itching to use.
"she's itching to use."
Ghosts
NIGEL: Thank you
"NIGEL: Thank you"
Ghosts
for your gracious hospitality.
"for your gracious hospitality."
Ghosts
Until we next parley.
"Until we next parley."
Ghosts
Baxter?
"Baxter?"
Ghosts
[fife playing]
"[fife playing]"
Ghosts
A-About that,
"A-About that,"
Ghosts
maybe it would help keep the peace
"maybe it would help keep the peace"
Ghosts
if we, um...
"if we, um..."
Ghosts
parleyed more often.
"parleyed more often."
Ghosts
Interesting.
"Interesting."
Ghosts
Perhaps, say, we could walk the grounds sometime
"Perhaps, say, we could walk the grounds sometime"
Ghosts
to discuss the peace...
"to discuss the peace..."
Ghosts
among other matters.
"among other matters."
Ghosts
I'm... actually not...
"I'm... actually not..."
Ghosts
doing anything right now.
"doing anything right now."
Ghosts