Clips from Ghosts - Halloween (S01E01)

Short Films 2021 Season 1, Episode 5 559 clips

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Episodes from this show

Title	Season	Episode
Pilot	1	1
Hello!	1	2
Viking Funeral	1	3
Dinner Party	1	4
Halloween	1	5
Pete's Wife	1	6
Flower's Article	1	7
D&D	1	8
Alberta's Fan	1	9

Title	Season	Episode
Possession	1	10
Sam's Mom	1	11
Jay's Sister	1	12
The Vault	1	13
Ghostwriter	1	14
Thorapy	1	15
Trevor's Pants	1	16
Attic Girl	1	17
Farnsby & B	1	18

"Okay. Plug her in."

Ghosts

"Oh, yay![exclaiming, laughing]"

Ghosts

"All right. Wonderful.Yeah. Yeah!"

Ghosts

"Your old gazebo's looking pretty good, huh, Hetty?"

Ghosts

"Indeed! Now, get some swans in the lake,"

Ghosts

"Yeah.and a couple of giraffes at a dinner party..."

Ghosts

"It'll be the Gilded Age all over again."

Ghosts

"They love it, Jay."

Ghosts

"Woo-hoo! Two days of sanding,"

Ghosts

"three coats of paint, but the smiles"

Ghosts

"you claim to see on your invisible friends' faces"

Ghosts

"make it all worthwhile."

Ghosts

"Hey, should we hang some Halloween decorations on it?Yes."

Ghosts

"Oh, my God, wait. Halloween? Ghosts!"

Ghosts

"This is your holiday. You guys must love Halloween."

Ghosts

"[all grumbling]Who's gonna tell her?"

Ghosts

"We hate Halloween."

Ghosts

"What'd they say?"

Ghosts

"They don't like it."

Ghosts

"Okay, that feels off brand."

Ghosts

"All Hallows Eve mocks us"

Ghosts

"and belittles our very existence."

Ghosts

"People putting sheets over their heads"

Ghosts

"and pretending to be "ghosts"?"

Ghosts

"I mean, what is that?"

Ghosts

"Plus, we can't do any of the fun stuff that Livings do."

Ghosts

"We can't dress up in costumes, we can't eat candy..."

Ghosts

"Can't hook up with a sexy nurse."

Ghosts

"Or a sexy kitten. Or sexy Bobby Boucher"

Ghosts

"from Waterboy."

Ghosts

"I didn't think it was possible, either,"

Ghosts

"but this chick pulled it off."

Ghosts

"Also, I died on Halloween."

Ghosts

"At a party at the mansion in 1995."

Ghosts

"This is a costume."

Ghosts

"I'm actually an accountant and my name is Mike."

Ghosts

"Seriously?"

Ghosts

"No, I'm 500 years old."

Ghosts

"Come on, Sam.[laughs]"

Ghosts

"Oh, that was a good one."

Ghosts

"Huh. Storyteller. [clicks tongue] It's a gift."

Ghosts

"â™ª"

Ghosts

"Okay, I get that you guys don't like Halloween."

Ghosts

"But all the kids dressed up... It's so cute."

Ghosts

"Don't get us started on "kids.""

Ghosts

"Every year on Halloween,"

Ghosts

"my beloved Woodstone Mansion is defiled"

Ghosts

"by adolescent hooligans."

Ghosts

"ALBERTA: [groans] They throw eggs,"

Ghosts

"put toilet paper in the trees..."

Ghosts

"Been going on for decades."

Ghosts

"It's sort of a local tradition,"

Ghosts

"passed down from delinquent father to delinquent son."

Ghosts

"ISAAC: It's humiliating."

Ghosts

"This is our home."

Ghosts

"This is where we live."

Ghosts

"And we're powerless to stop it."

Ghosts

"What's going on?The ghosts say there's a group of kids"

Ghosts

"that vandalize the house each Halloween."

Ghosts

"Oh, no, no, no. Not on my watch, babe."

Ghosts

"Guys, don't worry."

Ghosts

"Of course-- we have them."

Ghosts

"We don't have to depend on"

Ghosts

"some useless old lady to defend the house."

Ghosts

"My great-great-granddaughter, may she rest in peace."

Ghosts

"That's right. This year we have Samantha"

Ghosts

"and her virile young husband."

Ghosts

"They can do battle against the wayward youths for us."

Ghosts

"Jump out of tree, and bash their heads!"

Ghosts

"Oh, my God, no."

Ghosts

"Nobody's doing battle with anybody."

Ghosts

"Jay and I will talk to the kids."

Ghosts

"JAY: They're probably just messing with the house"

Ghosts

"'cause a creepy old lady lived there."

Ghosts

"She was really creepy. That's true."

Ghosts

"Again, my descendant."

Ghosts

"Who just passed."

Ghosts

"We all were there. Mm. [sighs]"

Ghosts

"JAY: Ooh, pre-Halloween pics"

Ghosts

"are coming in on the 'Gram."

Ghosts

"Yeah, there's gonna be a lot of Carole Baskins"

Ghosts

"hooking up with Baby Yodas this year."

Ghosts

"I know it's English, and yet I gleaned nothing."

Ghosts

"Aw, man. Some of our friends are at a rooftop in Brooklyn."

Ghosts

"Aw, somebody's got FOMO."

Ghosts

"What is FOMO?"

Ghosts

"Oh, it's "fear of missing out.""

Ghosts

"Like if you're not invited to a party or something."

Ghosts

"Like when Mamie Fish excluded me from her cotillion"

Ghosts

"because she knew I had the more comely ankles."

Ghosts

"SAMANTHA: Okay, I know we're not in the city anymore."

Ghosts

"But think of the positives:"

Ghosts

"This is our first Halloween as homeowners."

Ghosts

"We're getting trick-or-treaters."

Ghosts

"And we're still the Step Brothers."

Ghosts

"Yeah, I guess it's cool.[laughs]"

Ghosts

"Who are the Step Brothers?SAMANTHA: It's from a movie."

Ghosts

"We dress like this every year,"

Ghosts

"because it's cheap, it's comfortable,"

Ghosts

"and it doesn't sexually objectify me."

Ghosts

"But that's the whole point of Halloween."

Ghosts

"[doorbell rings]Our first trick-or-treaters."

Ghosts

"Are you ready?"

Ghosts

"It's go time."

Ghosts

"Trick or treat."

Ghosts

"[gasps] Aw."

Ghosts

"He's a little Ghostbuster."

Ghosts

"A little what?What is ghostbuster?"

Ghosts

"Not now."

Ghosts

"Oh, sorry, are we too early?"

Ghosts

"No, no, I was just trying to remember"

Ghosts

"when the Ghostbustersmovie came out"

Ghosts

"and it was not now, so it must have been before."

Ghosts

"[quietly]: Nailed it, sweetie."

Ghosts

"Uh, Ghostbuster, would you like some candy?"

Ghosts

"Are you seriously not going to tell us what a ghostbuster is?"

Ghosts

"It's another movie.Classic Bill Murray."

Ghosts

"He plays a scientist"

Ghosts

"who's trying to sleep with Sigourney Weaver"

Ghosts

"and bust ghosts."

Ghosts